Micro 1035: Commandless Chain of Command [game over!]

[Almost50]

I confirm having joined this game, but I need some time to read the scum PT and get advice from my teammates before I can post any further.

[Almost50]

Me: I'm almost..

Everyone: Hi Almost. What do you think about the game?

Me: Well; I'm almost..

Everybody: Yes, we know.. although that title is no longer accurate. Now what do you think about the game?

Me: I.. am.. almost..

Everybody: Are you gonna repeat that like a broken record?? THE GAME.. what do you think about it?

Me: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LISTEN? I am almost done catching up, and I will be posting my results soon enough

[Almost50]

~ don't be a dick.

I can't help it/

babysitter
doctor
tracker
lazy jailkeeper
lazy roleblocker
1-shot friendly neighbour
1-shot neapolitan
1-shot loyal vigilante
1-shot watcher

Let's get this over with. See the list above? Now add Vanilla Town, and I should claim one of them 10 (in addition to my scum claim, that is)

UNVOTE: the worst

VOTE: Cycle

Why are you switching to cycle?

Why do you ask?

hahahah what the fuck this player list is actually really spicy how did i not realize that

I guess I'm the icing on the cake

[Almost50]

@dwlee: at the very least, i don't think salsa is scum with iv - her lolvotes on tw/cycle seem to ~uninvolved~ / ~uninterested~ if she were scum with iv
like i think she'd have some sort of comment to you on that if partners with them, vs just lolvoting someone because they didn't vote yet

Ignoring the push on her partner doesn't seem like something salsa wouldn't do

Why the double negative? Would it not have been easier to say it's something she would do?

popcorn to the duck

this early? sure ok. I'm a two shot tracker.

If the rest of them 20 pages look like the previous 4 I think 2-shot tequila would serve us all better

oh shit oh fuck, jesus christ what have i done

osuka is the 2nd mafioso.

Now let me see if I can find the first one

[Almost50]

I hate to be the "stay in rvs!!!" person but I'm not sure I'm convinced by anti associatives between salsa/iv. Not outing those particular reads rn.

well skitter is wrong because I do in fact share a pt with salsa

it’s very impressive that the best player in the game managed to call the exact scumteam as not being partnered with each other

Are you saying my application to join the family was rejected?

I think the way it kind of slipped out rather than directly is more likely scum though

Dwlee has a 75% chance of being town

default colours would be super nice please. my poor eye jelly babies need it.

And there was I thinking ducks are colour blind. (or is it blond? )

skitter/tw scum team

VOTE: skitter

easiest solve of my life

This solve has a 3.571% chance of being correct from my own PoV.
If MD is Town it has a 4.762% chance which is roughly 33.34% better
If MD is Scum though the solve has 0% chance of being correct, and I estimate that (MD being scum) to be 25%, which is obviously much higher than the solve being right, so I declare the MD slot to be the first mafioso

[Almost50]

Hi osuka, Hi DArby, Hi skitter30, Hi Cycle Men, Hi innocentvillager, Hi the worst, Hi Dwlee99, Hi Something_Smart!


We are happy to be here.

By we I mean me, Alyssa mostly just can't believe I dragged her in here somehow.

This here is a confirmation my solve is spot on. Notice WHO Pooky decided to greet first? I'm NEVER wrong (except when I am.. which most of the time)

also I am shocked Salsa got a town role pm for once

that girl never gets town role pms.

Further evidence. They admit their predecessor never rolls town. OF COURSE they're still forced to lie about their alignment, but the truth has come out.

I am read through.

Vote: Cycle Men

I think there's roughly an equal likelihood of 0-1 scum in the active players currently. Of the rest, I like Cycle Men the least.

And now.. the icing on the cake.. contributed by “the other head”.

[Almost50]

Pages 6-9 are just shitposting

Really! As if the rest of them pages had plenty of rich content.

I'm the best tiger

True that, but don't tell anyone I actually said that. I do have female fans with fragile hearts that I don't want to break.

Anyways i'm gonna do this now

VOTE: ss

That's the sound of a snake though. Didn't we just agree you were a TIGER?

[Almost50]

jknfaewpfioafjspdofkaweekorfjfclkjae

Why did you pick this particular combination of letters in that specific order?

i just fucking hate colors okay

SCUMCLAIM. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT! (but sometimes go left to bypass even slower drivers)

i admire your balls

Gross!

oh fuck pooky is here? here we go again

this is gonna be an interesting game, im excited

Notice the excitement over having his new partner?? EZ game

VOTE: Cycle man
I'll go here cause I'm getting a vibe scum are inactive this game

Can I help you?

I'm actually lowkey surprised my read on osuka is popular (I swear I was typing as I read, meaning I had no idea what was posted beyond the post(s) I was responding to/commenting on)

[Almost50]

Why wait until postgame lol. To my knowledge very few people have been able to toneread me well, I don't know if you're one of them, but I feel like mostly when we've played and you've read me right it was because of actual things I did rather than just ~tone~.

But it is early. And this game is kinda... moving sideways. (That's a good way to put it I think. It's not that it's going

nowhere

, but it isn't exactly going

forward

.)

I may not know how to toneread you (or anyone else tbh), but I do have a very accurate and effective way of reading you. (which is to sort everyone else and use you as the wild card to complete the numbers)

Heya a50

Hi hi hi

I confirm having joined this game, but I need some time to read the scum PT and get advice from my teammates before I can post any further.

welcome a50 i think we are in an okay spot - town seems pretty distracted on osuka at the moment so maybe we can try and push there

I already paved the way to it, but why don't we do some scum theatre distancing first?

[Almost50]

welcome a50!!

Hello duckling

Ok.. seeing how the VC is looking like I don't think it wise to do that distancing right now, so I'll have to push a counterwagon, and what better wagon wo0uld it be than to help osuka bus MD?

VOTE: Mindhack Diva

Now if you'd all execuse me, I need to to take another round on MS

[Almost50]

I've never seen a50 effort as any alignment, what is happening right now

Take that back. RIGHT NOW.

Like, HOW DARE YOU accuse me of efforting??

[Almost50]

i've NEVER seen a50 be chill as either alignment, what is happening right now

You haven't seen me in ages anyway.

[Almost50]

A50 is cool as a cucumber all the time dude

p sure this is town-a50

charisma overwhelming

Careful that I'm currently on conf!bias mode, so I would take these as buddying attempts.

[Almost50]

I am thinking of playing in a hydra with both skitter & Dwlee. It should be called "something"179

[Almost50]

do u have any more thoughts on life, the universe, and everything?

I am not SS, but I do have thoughts to share if anyone cares:

Spoiler: Life

Spoiler: The Universe

Spoiler: Everything

[Almost50]

Whether IV flips town or scum or you're gonna think I look weird with the unvote, won't you

Why not go for one of my scum reads?? Do you TR them both?

[Almost50]

whats on ur mind?

Pure energy

Spoiler:

[countdown]0.00[/countdown]

[Almost50]

Countdown??

[Almost50]

We live in a society

TOWN (for "crumbing" InSoc)

[Almost50]

why is that an actual townslip

Because.. scum are INFORMED of A ROLE that is NOT in the setup

[Almost50]

UNVOTE: innocentvillager

I'll check some stuff when I have time to. Tbh I believe the claim and I don't think the risk of it being fake is big enough to warrant testing it day one.

-A

This doesn't at all sound like scum. But Pooky IS scum here. How about you kick him out of the hydra, forcing him to use his main and we lim him there?

[Almost50]

VOTE: osuka

Being chaotic is better than being useless

[Almost50]

^Talking about my own actions, not osuka

[Almost50]

Discrimination

Nothing personal, but it's kinda cold and I could use some fur.

[Almost50]

Ngl it feels really weird to have a game where skitter30 and I have no real paranoia towards each other

and

Almost50 and I are getting along fine

I'm almost afraid

Or maybe I've lost my edge

-A

It's the serum/elixir/potion I slipped in your drink

[Almost50]

who should we yeet if we let IV live

Let's discuss it over dinner. Fancy dining on roasted duck?

[Almost50]

i kinda don't love the idea of killing the best town player on D1 unless it's for a good reason

Gettong rid of skitter is always the est move for scum, so there's that

[Almost50]

*BEST

[Almost50]

4 more hours. Are we going for a no lim?

[Almost50]

So we lim them both.. today