The Simpsons

[kwyjibo]

Besides being the best show ever, it is a part of culture, those who enter the spotlight, know that they have because they were made fun of on the simpsons, but anywho I am looking for some of the best quotes people can think of (possibly for my sig), starting with the wonderful "mmm forbiden doughnut" in the Dr. Faustuslike halloween episode...your turn.

[Mastermind of Sin]

"D'oh!"

[kwyjibo]

That is no the best quote, youloose, I sink your scrabble-ship

[Save The Dragons]

Sucking sucks
Dying tickles.
I don't have an indoor voice!
Sweet dreams are made of these...I am watching you through a camera!
If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!
You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.
Let's see...what's the english equivelent for GAHHHH...transendent!
I could even eat a baby deer...is that a baby deer on the floor?
He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review!

I should go to bed now...

[kwyjibo]

Wow I know every episode from those... how about Operator what is the number for 911?

[Otaku376]

'Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.'
All right Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
'I don't know.'

[kwyjibo]

Did ya know...the same company that Homer buys his plow from is the one that buys out his brother...

[mathcam]

I had thought about this for a good time a while back, and I finally decided that the line that made me the laugh the hardest consistently was from Chief Wiggum:

"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."

That's comedic poetry right there.

Cam

[CoolBot]

Another Wiggum one in the one where Marge catches the guy who robbed her:

"I don't see the rest of you taking the law in your own hands."

The sheepish looks of the crowd sold it.