Masochist Mafia II [Game Over]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sup fuckers

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

VOTE: Morning Tweet

Thanks for making it easy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I can't believe Tweetie is still alive

What r you all even doing with your lives

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that's two minutes too long by my estimation

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Tweetie just replaced in you dingus

This is completely irrelevant to the fact that she's guilty as sin

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

she's choking!

frozen scum!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

oh snap there's already a wagon on her

wild

LETS GO

TWO MORE VOTES

TWO MORE VOTES

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Time Until Deadline 27 days, 3 hours, 50 minutes

Let's get this done b4 2022

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

oh shit hi pooky

huh

aren't you like dead

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

w i l d

can you help me hunt down the super scum bat

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I know she's mafia because she's trying to drain my blood right now as we speak

those little vampire fangs working overtime

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I see

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why do i get the feeling pooky doesnt know how this game works!!

Also the wagon on me virtually proves my innocence!!!!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

pooky would know that if he wasnt consumed with bloodlust whenever he lays eyes on me

You can't use that line on me again after you used it to pockit me in AI Upick

I'm onto your evil ways young lady

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Chromatic Ascension

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

SS4 I was super nice to you almost the entire game except that time you tried to murder me

One Night Stand I never suspected you at all

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

um what you were town in SS4

I literally towncased you into letting you leave

sometimes I think you really don't appreciate how much I go to bat for you :<

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

and I totally stopped flirting with Kanna long enough to fight with people.

I even townread you and got into a fight with ABR about it!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

well you don't have to worry about being voted anymore!

:3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

when have you ever been mislimmed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I feel evil behind your cute little bat eyes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky - Who knows

shocking misread

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i cant believe tweetie would ever believe that scum pooky would push her

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tweetie saying "lol" is a scumtell 99% of the time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i cant believe tweetie would ever believe that scum pooky would push her

have i ever played against scum pooky i forget

have you ever seen scum pooky push you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he's a liar you know

my soul mason would never lie to me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I visited him in London and got him drunk and he gave me his entire meta folder for reading like 99% of the site

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i cant believe tweetie would ever believe that scum pooky would push her

have i ever played against scum pooky i forget

have you ever seen scum pooky push you

you push me every game!!!

ok

1) I don't actually push you every game

2) I've never pushed you as scum ever

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i hate it when people make fun of ppl for reading them wrong like it means anything

it really doesnt

too bad you used your "mockery ticket" on AI upick

a game that literally ended up not counting

haha

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I visited him in London and got him drunk and he gave me his entire meta folder for reading like 99% of the site

THAT DID NOTHAPPEN

yes it did

I have pictures

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok

1) I don't actually push you every game

2) I've never pushed you as scum ever

i was anonymous when you were scum and i was also an IC!!!!

that obviously doesn't count

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THAT GAME WAS A WIN IN MY HEART OKAY

whatever you say darling

imo we had your team completely cornered and you were about to be routed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we let your team get those kills because we wanted to corner you all

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if you cant read pooky then read menalque who is much more readable to the average player than pooky

im very readable

any1 who says im not readable is a liar

im town in every game ever

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

which game r u even talking about

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

koba have you ever actually scumread me correctly in your entire life

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i mean townreading me is pretty easy im town in every game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

.......oh wait

I'm only scum in really really bad setups where it doesnt matter

this scum slip

hahahahahahaha

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i mean i kind of know you're scum

but i'm also conflicted because i repped in just to hang out with you so i might not want to kill you even tho you're scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

and ngl i didnt exactly rep in to win the game cuz lolololololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if you give me your scum partner we can avoid killing you and hang out for another year

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

so there's no way I can get you to talk?


a shame

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Tweetie if I host a large theme dance game would you want to play anon or non-anon?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unfortunately i can't give you the identities of my friends because as far as i know i dont have any

hurtful towards me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

anon = secret alts

non-anon = no secret alts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i am doing my poll for the year end holiday dance party

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

mb this isn't actually tweetie and instead some kind of alien bodysnatcher

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I wanted to dance with you but you decided to dance with cabd instead

broke my heart

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is a parachute

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I still can't believe I had to sleep in 2 hour segments for 48 hours just to follow the random distribution of parachutes

the sacrifices I make for ya'all

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gamma scum confirmed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm still mad you danced with cabd instead of me btw

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that would've been smart

but also unfair to people in time zones that are not mine

so I decided to do uniform distribution

I was like a fucking zombie for 2 days

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i knew gamma was scum when he was like "no lets not reverse mastina's readslist cuz that's mean"

but then I was like he's got a point it is kinda mean

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that would've been smart

but also unfair to people in time zones that are not mine

so I decided to do uniform distribution

I was like a fucking zombie for 2 days

i can respect that

But also What the fuck were you on when you came up with that game in design phase

I wanted to play red light green light

bingle was like

nah that game is way too mean just make them play musical chairs

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tbf the first draft of the game was probly way worse in terms of psychological damage and imbalance

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tbf the first draft of the game was probly way worse in terms of psychological damage and imbalance

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why am i still talking about AI

am I salty

Only because i was dumb enough to waste so much time on it

tru

imagine breaking your meta-tells for a game that didn't even count lolololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

mastina read every fucking person in the game wrong EXCEPT FOR MY SLOT WHICH WAS THE ONE SHE WAS PUSHING I LOST MY SHIT OVER THAT

in retrospect this makes sense lololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that would've been smart

but also unfair to people in time zones that are not mine

so I decided to do uniform distribution

I was like a fucking zombie for 2 days

i can respect that

But also What the fuck were you on when you came up with that game in design phase

I wanted to play red light green light

bingle was like

nah that game is way too mean just make them play musical chairs

Were you going to spam the thread with "Green light" then have "red light" appear and see if we stop quick enough???

well there was going to be a main thread where players could post

and another thread with the "robot"

and the robot would randomly "turn around"

and if you posted while the robot was "turned around" you would die.

and the first X players who posted 500 times would survive and everyone else would die.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im not gonna lie with how often that robot was set to turn around i think maybe like 6 people would've survived

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

koba you would've died in like the first 2 hours

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

homie your caution meter is set to like 2

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

harsh dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i would never bus tweetie i wub tweetie[except that game she was mechguiltied sorry tweetie!]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

desperate distancing

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its ok Gamma already sealed his fate when he tried to chainsaw defend you

you can't use a chain saw against me because I'm not a tree

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

flops ears

I accept your scumfession <3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tweetie I would flop your ears even if you were mafia

flops ears

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*Pagetop Ear Flop*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sure

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Also: Tahm Kench is the least fun toplane champ to fight. i never get mad on top except when i fight him, like every single time

we should play tft

Tahm Kench is my favorite champ

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

by the end of the parachute game I was hallucinating

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

imagine getting scum~read for failing to get a parachute for your teammate

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

A50 saw through your tricks

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Everyone Else: This parachute game isn't even Mafia! How are we supposed to use it to solve!?!?

Almost50: Hold my beer

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gamma she already said she is scum in this game...

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

just let the poor guy bus in peace koba jeez

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I will flop your ears even if you flip mafia

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I will flop your ears even if you flip mafia

*flops ears*

it doesnt work if you're willing to do it no matter whaaaattttttttttttttttttttttt

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

imagine thinking I need a reason to go after my favorite bat

w i l d

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wub you tweetie <3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

god this would be so embarrassing if it was scum theatre

lolol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ram I've literally suspected MT in every game I've ever played with her.

including games she's modded

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its ok i already solved it

the baddies are gamma and MT

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am just here give you ear flops and murder you :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i mean it's his own fault for treating this game seriously when it's obviously a meme

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

cause there are too many people that takes any game as a meme

LOL true

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gamma did not survive the event

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

after the horror of Squid Game I I dunno man

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what if instead of parachutes we dropped bullets and they could use them to shoot each other

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

koba this is a meme game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you're gonna be here for a while lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*nods sagely*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

a true masochist

carry me koba

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you just pocket yourself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I love it when we recruit volunteers against their will

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

don't front homie you know you love meme games

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also where's my dayvig shot

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you promised to hook me up after I rep'd in

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tfw the game goes for so long that you end up in the wrong thread.

<3 Titus

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I love how tweetie went from "i will tryhard solve this game" to lolcatting

w i l d

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wub you babe

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont care im town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean tweetie said she would solve the game but I don't see any solving do you?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow imagine trying to frame me being nice to you as a motivation killer

w i l d

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I feel like you don't get that I always like giving you ear flops

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how is that even a wager I enjoy giving you ear flops

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean I might miss a day

but it'll average out to once a day

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I guess you are just trapped now

time to put up your little bat wings and surrender

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

:O

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

only 2 more days for tweetie's hero solve

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what happened to hero solve

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

kill koba next after mt scumflip

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

dlee last scum game over see you in 2024 <3 you all long time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im probly nkd tonight and I will be posting nothing but ear flops for the next three years

GO ON AND WIN TOWN I BELIEVE IN YOU MT->KOBA->DLEE ENDS THE GAME

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i stg if someone mislims a townie I end up posting an extra year of ear flops I will be sending an invoice to you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

she claimed batwoman

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sup cutie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky is likely scum for the record you should kill him after me to be honest, tunneling me is his lazy scum playstyle

and since when is your town playstyle to lay down and die

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I just realized I'm like pseudo immortal since 99.9% of my posts r shitposts anyway

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I should program a bot that will just flop tweetie's ears for the next decade

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

love you tweetie

*flops ears*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you r a qt

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i shouldve just been a normal

pls nightkill me scumbaggos so i can shitpost in peace without dealing with kobas nonsense tyvm

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do u really think town tweet reps into a game and lolcats for 3 weeks

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i mean id do it cuz im a massive troll but this is super tweet we r talking about

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wait aren't you a normal

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i only rep'd into the game to tunnel tweetie because she is the best.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rofl koba you couldnt catch me as scum if i was a reverse ic

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

thats not catching me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you voted me and then i laughed at you and shot you in the face

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the reason i did it was cuz i knew you would be ranting in the pt at tweetie after quickhammer and since she cant stand you she would just ignore you the next day :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i basically winked at you to get you to do the thing i wanted you to do then blasted you dead and used your dead body to coast the next day.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i wouldve won that game btw if norwee didnt replace in lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i cant account for replacements in the game cuz it messes up my planning

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

nah i had that dude completely pocketed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

stop embarrassing yourself and vote for tweet

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you alrdy messed up my gambit to protect dlee

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tweetie openwolfing and koba thinks she towntold

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tweetie are u laughing as hard at koba as i am?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i will give you ear flops for a year even if i get voted out if you need the extra incentive babe

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

koba has never eliminated scum me in their entire lives

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my townie aura is overwhelming

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

thats why their read annoys you

im not annoyed

id be laughing my ass off if they eliminated town me here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like most people get upset when they get mislimmed

i just add to my collection of people who suck at reading me :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

because its fun to talk shit to koba

and i know they take it good naturedly cuz we always talk shit to each other

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ngl if i actually get elimmed here im going to be mocking koba for an entire year with the best memes so they better keep playing and tryjng to "solve" rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

awooooooooo

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tweetie u repped in

said u were going to "power solve the game"

then did nothing for like a month

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

feels like scum anti-spew to me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

mb u r town and u decided to go troll tweet but you cant expect me to believe that shit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

your excuse for being demotivated was because "pooky offered to give me ear flops even if i flipped scum"

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

which doesnt even make sense because you r saying i am scum!!!!!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

:<

im sorry i dont want to make you sad

explain it to me again?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i can't think of a single scum game where i blatantly dont care to the point where i'd self vote

Nor why you would be under the impression i would

it's a scum read for a scum bear

im under the impression you care a lot more about your town games than your scum games... true or false?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

cuz u like solving puzzles

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

when u rep into a town slot you r like a kid on christmas morning who just opened a new puzzle set and cant wait to nolife it complete and its beautiful

here u basically went thru the motions said some shit about power solving then afked

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont have a clear cut town meta but my scum one so far has been tryhard every time

the only exception being the game i didnt play in a hydra

so the game i modded where u were scum and didnt post

uh huh

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how is it even a punishment to make me do something i like to do anyway?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

arent u alrdy doijg that

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what does the number of times have to do with anything

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

whatever

UNVOTE

I'm town

I'm willing to sheep dwlee if they want to actually do something useful with their vote

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I still think you're scum tweetie but since koba/dwlee r voting me im just going to give you the benefit of the doubt here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

true

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i still think you're openwolfing here but whatever

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

fwiw i agree with everything tweetie is saying and pooky's treatment of tweetie is my primary motivation in wanting pooky's slot dead here.

stop embarrassing yourself its unsightly

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I've literally never openwolfed it makes no sense that you always cite that as a reason to suspect me

uh huh yea

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you treat me like how scum treats town

I do not

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I treat you extremely nicely Tweetie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you can't use past meta like that

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm comparing you to your town games not your scum games

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I treat you extremely nicely Tweetie

i dont mean ur treating me bad but you do case me in the scummiest way possible

out of love

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if tweetie-scum escapes certain death by posting cute gifs im going to be livid

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

who am i kidding I guess I am pockited now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

pooky always has the best of intentions for meee

this is always true regardless of the color of my role pm

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

♡\(≧∀≦)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think I can hear you laughing at me from behind the monitor

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i have a great sense of hearing

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

r u going to vote for scum now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

need 5 votes to kill someone

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: MT <3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im ok with switching to postie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

but we only have 4 votes between me/dlee/koba/tweet and we need 5

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Vote Count 3.04

Morning Tweet(4): DrippingGoofball, Ramcius, PookytheMagicalBear, Gamma Emerald
Gamma Emerald (1): Jack the Wolfie
PookytheMagicalBear (2): Morning Tweet, Dkoba
Firebringer [10000] : Postie

Not Voting (0): dwlee99

Time Until Deadline (expired on 2022-01-02 15:00:00)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

2.5h to make it happen

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ill be online b4 deadline if yall wanna switch

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: postie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is going to be so dumb if postie flips town ngl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if koba and tweetie r laughing at me in their scum pt i blame this all on dlee

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how is ramicus so cool with this rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what if this was some ramicus bussing tweet thing that got broken up at the last second by galaxybrain kobatown rooooofl