Micro 1037: A Normal Blitz IV - Game Over

[HoldenGolden]

i stayed up until now just so i could do that

in retrospect, it feels not worth it

VOTE: holdengolden

good night

Spoiler:

GAH I'M NOT READY FOR THE GAME TO START. I AM STILL EDITING

@Mod, Do we have to post Youtube Video links in spoilers or are they fine out of spoilers?

[HoldenGolden]

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ITS A NORMAL BLITZ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! CRUSADE TIME! You get a manfesto, and you get a manifesto of shitposting. Let's run down this edition's playerlist shall we?

Spoiler:

As you can see these are...eh...

I spent all my energy on the video if I am honest. Just....picture a really over the top vibe here and sheep me into blitz eliming Dasnini

VOTE: Datisi

[HoldenGolden]

Nah you know what? I have a better idea.

It's time I become an artist.

Give me 15 mins to paint everyone.

[HoldenGolden]

This video is unavailable.

Fixed

[HoldenGolden]

Spoiler: Shiki

A mystery wrapped in beauty; be careful as the Shiki is known to catch scum through their tough rationales. It will be fun to see them case themselves off of meta. Mafia.

Spoiler: Datisi

This is clearly a forgery. All die hards know that Datisi's reflection is a waterbottle. This signifies that Datisi want's to hide his true nature. Scum.

Spoiler: PokytheMagicalBear

Banned in China, this exhibit showcases the power Poky has in threads. His presence alone reshapes the thread into a chaotic but fun atmosphere. Sadly he is stuffed from dinner and needs to be put down. Mafia.

Spoiler: Ydrasse

I...don't know anything for this one. What is an Ydrasse? A dragon? A being of power? Yugioh Ojama? It's confusing and my pea sized brain doesn't like that. Scum. Should of had a clear user name

Spoiler: Lady Chloe

Elegant and Poised, This charlatan of a pop singer is known to dazzle even the most loneliest of haters (Ydrasse). Their vibrant nature is all but a ploy to get the foolhearted close enough for a morbid encounter. Watch your back, as the Lady in red is mafia.

Spoiler: NorweginboiEE

These mountains represent the landscape of Norwegin-ia. I guess? Last time I was in Norway I got lost down a trail while looking for a rabbit I saw. Anyways, it's vast landscape is symbolic of the place Norwegin places his nightkilled bodys. Never to be found again. As such, they are mafia.

Spoiler: GerogeBailo

Just like the player himself, George's painting folds the very measures of reality. Profound scholars have theorized that the 9-bit colorscheme of his third eye is a nod to the chaos surrounding the world at large. Like most vampires, George is naturally evil. Sadly he is not alcuard evil though, and thus, is mafia.

Spoiler: ISIS

I do not negotiate with Terrorists. Scum

Spoiler: Me

Hardcore town. I mean just look at my mane. UGH.

Clearly none of you are to be trusted. I suggest you each kill one another for glory and my amusement.

[HoldenGolden]

VOTE: Datisi

+1 Holden points.

[HoldenGolden]

I think I'm in trouble now >.>

Pocket me Beary Boi

[HoldenGolden]

Spoiler: Ydrasse

I...don't know anything for this one. What is an Ydrasse? A dragon? A being of power? Yugioh Ojama? It's confusing and my pea sized brain doesn't like that. Scum. Should of had a clear user name

(holy shit this is sick)

it's clearly me, in my mecha-knight regalia forged in the imagery of the beasts that i have slain in a neon laden future, looking back at the city which i protect using my suit as i crush down a rogue AI submarine trying to damage our ports.

No

Spoiler:

My Headcannon now for you is Ojama blue. It's too late to change it. Only finding scum or self voting your mafia soul will change it.

PEDIT: Hmm....depends on your abilites YOjama-sun

[HoldenGolden]

this art is very good[how did he know I am mafia]

Artistic Vision.

Vote the counterwagon on Datisi and bus your teammate.

[HoldenGolden]

shiki
holden
datisi
pooky
isis
georgebailey
norwegian

Patrick sells it for me.

Pedit: Is he normally a mean poo poo pants when scum Porky?

[HoldenGolden]

His posting is devoid of the innocent jovial nature I've come to expect from him

If my posting was jovial in nature i would be scum.
If it feels like i’m an ticking time bomb that will set off on any innocent schmuck any second, i’m prob town.

So prod you with a stick till you scream town.

Noted

[HoldenGolden]

This looks more like town norwee to me

It's different from his other openers but it's not bad different so idk what pooky's on

The weed is telling me you are scum.

Do you have a rebuttal?

[HoldenGolden]

Ydrasse how come in every game you’re creepily synced up with another player, but somehow always unalligned.

The Swiss Maneuver