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[House]

VOTE: Laplacian

14 is scumposting.

Confirmed, Masons with Kitty & Cakey.

[House]

my brain not working what exactly are we talking about. talk to me like im 4

So, nothing out of the ordinary, then?

[House]

The whole gambling thing seems like something scum would probably hesitate to engage in, I also don't actively dislike much of what I see of the more active talkers here.

Of the less active posters, this here feels most like instant noodles for a good town post, so I go with this:

VOTE: Laplacian

14 is scumposting.

Confirmed, Masons with Kitty & Cakey.

VOTE: House

We have a 3 person mason team claimed who've all confirmed each other and you're voting one of them? Unless you're suspecting they're a scumteam gambiting hard, this is a really weird vote.
VOTE: Zookeeper

This post makes me chuckle.

[House]

my brain not working what exactly are we talking about. talk to me like im 4

So, nothing out of the ordinary, then?

so rude

Again, nothing out of the ordinary.

I'm not exactly known for my diplomacy.

[House]

Laplacian still scum.

Zookeeper votes are also acceptable, though.

[House]

my brain not working what exactly are we talking about. talk to me like im 4

So, nothing out of the ordinary, then?

so rude

Again, nothing out of the ordinary.

I'm not exactly known for my diplomacy.

If ur going to keep pointint out that none of this is out of the ordinary we going to be here all night

Stating the obvious is standard operating practice, for me.

That better?

[House]

my brain not working what exactly are we talking about. talk to me like im 4

So, nothing out of the ordinary, then?

so rude

Again, nothing out of the ordinary.

I'm not exactly known for my diplomacy.

Who would you establish diplomatic relations with?

Switzerland.

I WILL get them to budge from that infuriating neutral stance they so stubbornly hold on to.

[House]

my brain not working what exactly are we talking about. talk to me like im 4

So, nothing out of the ordinary, then?

so rude

Again, nothing out of the ordinary.

I'm not exactly known for my diplomacy.

Who would you establish diplomatic relations with?

house would more likely declare war as a means to engage in diplomatic relations than enter some binding agreement or treaty, wouldn't bark up there

I mean, you're not wrong.

[House]

I love Firepup games.

[House]

Is Noctyrnia a newbie?

If so, I can let their weirdness go, but if not, that's some world class LAMIST posting.

[House]

Hello?

Hi.

I have a job. I work for a living.

I'm not going to pore over a blanket of spam everyday the second I get off work.

Thanks for the answer, though!

[House]

That changes nothing I've said.

[House]

Laplacian still scum.

Zookeeper votes are also acceptable, though.

join me on Zookeeper

VOTE: Zookeeper

[House]

I do not understand the Zookeeper scumreads.

I similarly do not understand the Laplacian townreads.

We're distancing from Zookeeper so he looks hella town when we flip red.

[House]

rolling a dice

Singular form of dice is die.

FYI.

[House]

I'm not playing this game of "let's use meta" vote me if you sr me, and that's that, not like I care

I hate that I townread this post.

[House]

okay blake I actually wanted to let you lead this but at this point the cat is already out of the bag or something I guess

VOTE: andante

fire let's kill actual scum

please and thank you

VOTE: Shirou

[House]

okay blake I actually wanted to let you lead this but at this point the cat is already out of the bag or something I guess

VOTE: andante

fire let's kill actual scum

please and thank you

VOTE: Shirou

house it's not halloween or april fools

don't openly troll like that in page 13

please and thank you

Why do you speak to me as if you know me?

[House]

Let me just -1 that House vote.

VOTE: Andante

Boo.

Hiss.

[House]

okay blake I actually wanted to let you lead this but at this point the cat is already out of the bag or something I guess

VOTE: andante

fire let's kill actual scum

please and thank you

VOTE: Shirou

house it's not halloween or april fools

don't openly troll like that in page 13

please and thank you

Why do you speak to me as if you know me?

I just talk like that with everyone?

Eh.

[House]

Hey what about the Gypx wagon tho

Andante scum claimed

Where exactly did this happen?

[House]

Hey what about the Gypx wagon tho

Andante scum claimed

Where exactly did this happen?

through all her ISO

almost on every post

In that case, I'll stay where I am.

I didn't like her posts until I saw your nasty little setup to vote her. Now, I agree with her.

[House]

It's easy to make inaccurate statements due to faulty memory.

It's slimy to use that to push someone.

[House]

Hey what about the Gypx wagon tho

Andante scum claimed

Where exactly did this happen?

through all her ISO

almost on every post

In that case, I'll stay where I am.

I didn't like her posts until I saw your nasty little setup to vote her. Now, I agree with her.

sounds more like you dislike me than you do actually think she's not scummy

I don't even know you...?

[House]

*Beep beep beep*

My dumb argument detector is reacting again...

Fair.

Guess I'll go to bed.

Be a shame if I woke up to a flipped Shirou.

A damned shame.

Sure hope that doesn't happen.

*Eyeballs vote*

Oh well. Good night.

[House]

I've been in games where the strategy for the scumteam was literally to demoralize town by spamming the thread with fluff. And it worked.

I'm not just being anti-fun just cause I hate fun, I like fun. I think the mason claims are cheeky. It's just gotta not be anti-town stuff. A meta that allows scum claiming is bad. Mafia will just claim mafia for the WIFOM and players won't touch them cause "why would scum claim mafia?" when in effect it allows mafia to be honest and make them more genuine.

*rushes off to the scum pt to brainstorm ways to torment Noct*

... k, NOW I'm going to bed.

[House]

Hey what about the Gypx wagon tho

Andante scum claimed

Where exactly did this happen?

through all her ISO

almost on every post

In that case, I'll stay where I am.

I didn't like her posts until I saw your nasty little setup to vote her. Now, I agree with her.

sounds more like you dislike me than you do actually think she's not scummy

I don't even know you...?

I meant you dislike my slot, not dislike me as a person

basically you are mostly "defending andante" because I'm the one "leading" on her rather than because you think her posts aren't sketchy by themselves

you even said you thought her posts were "bad" until you saw my "setup".

Yeah. It's opportunistic.

She's LHF and if she flips town you're just going to somehow paint it as being her fault anyway.

[House]

... k, NOW I'm going to bed.

[House]

I'm gonna laugh if andante is placed at E-1 in the first 24 hours.

Not because it's andante. Just the fact that a wagon would skyrocket to lim range that quickly after the game started.

[House]

Oh wait, it's already past 24 hours.

Disregard my last post, I guess. It would be COMPLETELY normal, now.

[House]

Bottoms...

[House]

Up!

[House]

VOTE: andante

[House]

House/Keeper both were pretty friendly u could say buddying?

Sup, buddy?

[House]

On the one hand, the day ending fits me well since i'm leaving soon so i don't need to worry about this game while travelling.
On the other hand, damn you just hammered already.

[House]

Hey Alyssa, you playing this game or what?

[House]

Nevermind, derp.

[House]

I can see you really pay attention to what you're doing in this game.

Tues-Thurs, I don't have time to pay attention to shit.

[House]

I have a guilty.

[House]

Hard claim: [modified] Cop

(as this is a normal, Sanity is not in question)

I'll let everybody chime in on when I should reveal my red check.

[House]

I have a guilty.

U gonn spill the beans or be dramatic?

If I reveal now, it pretty much ends the day even if we don't eliminate right away, so the decision is whether we want to just forgo the content that would otherwise transpire.

[House]

I am pretty sure house is town. Not saying house wouldn't buss yesterday, but i think he would made more of a show of it to make it seem like he had a good reason for voting andante and good scumread. He didn't do that

This isn't true, btw.

I lolhammer at E-1 on a regular basis.

[House]

Yeah house, if you wanted us to have more content u should have said something to effect of I have a cop check on X. Everyone take a guess what the result is, and then publish it after everyone guessed.

Nah.

I'd rather have the entire scum team sweating who I busted.

[House]

Don’t think house is scum tbh
I low key felt the mood of cakez post to Fb


Also side note: sedate me thanks

True, it would be downright suicidal of me to claim a guilty on d2 as scum.

[House]

Also, feel better soon, Kitty!

[House]

I guess we can wait for more people to post, but i don’t think there’s much point in "playing" a day where

we’d all just be waiting for House’s claimed guilty anyway

..

We can't really do that because we still have to take into consideration that House comes out with "lol i lied I have nothing". I think we should cut the game day in half and play normally and then have him state his result.

[House]

what

She's ill, ya goofball.

[House]

Right that’s a shitty vote.

I agree, the timing is a bit crap.

[House]

I don't get to say this often, so please indulge an old man for a moment...

[House]

I don't get to say this often, so please indulge an old man for a moment...

(Context: Gus Petch in Intolerable Cruelty busted a billionaire that was cheating on his wife)

[House]

I realized after posting that could look more malicious than it actually is.

[House]

Hard claim: [modified] Cop

(as this is a normal, Sanity is not in question)

I'll let everybody chime in on when I should reveal my red check.

Why did you claim like this? All this does is deflate any possible value we could've gotten from this day, unless the claim itself is not genuine.

Didn't feel like spending half the day fighting off a wagon after my d1 lolhammer.

I'd do it again, a thousand times over.

[House]

What is your experience with the other players in the game?

Some bumps here and there, but mostly pleasant.

[House]

I mean how likely are the other players to know what your playstyle is.

Mala, Cakez, and Firepup are most familiar with my play.

Norwe may think he has some idea, but not a solid grasp.

[House]

Fucking dead

I legit knew he was gonna reply like that

Spicy 10/10

[House]

the cop gambit is funny

[House]

House using a night action on me is like pouring top shelve whiskey down the drain

House won’t need a night action to tell my alignment

Him and I played too many games + f2f games

Yeah but shouldn't the odds be 0% considering he found a guilty?

I think we can wrap it up here, game is over!

[House]

I mean if you’re gonna seriously nitpick over the way I chose to write my answer so be it

I’m not exactly in the best of moods, don’t feel the greatest

It's Mafia, kitten, every word is always parsed for alignment indicators.

[House]

VOTE: Mala

lemme know when you feel better so you can respond to my pressure

This is like a rvs vote. Why mala

I more or less have reasons to think all others are town

So if you think everyone else besides the one person you're voting is town... wouldn't that mean you have to be Mafia since there are 3 scum?

[House]

andante is most likely town.

I'll explain why later.

[House]

Lel

[House]

Andate flipped scum

Are you good bro

I caught myself admiring the smell of my hair after my shower.

Should I be worried?

[House]

Can you for the love of god just claim your guilty.
This day is turning into piss.

There are 2 players that still haven't posted.

Why are you in such a rush?

[House]

Yes hi i'm wating to see house's result

No input about associatives or night kill analysis?

No input on any of the posts thus far today aside from my guilty?

[House]

Yes hi i'm wating to see house's result

No input about associatives or night kill analysis?

No input on any of the posts thus far today aside from my guilty?

honestly i could but if the day's just gonna boil down to "hey kill this guy he's red" in the end i don't really feel NKA and stuff would change a lot now would it?

the way you phrase it makes it seem like you're just fishing for reactions though so okay fine i'll read stuff

Or, it could also be the last chance I have to give my take on other people's opinions.

Just a thought.

[House]

Norwe, stop being a grumpy butt.

That's

my

wheelhouse.

[House]

did u get a patent on that.
cause ive been meaning to get a patent on shitposting trolling

Yes. I had to retain patent lawyers to find a way to prove novelty.

Cost a fortune.

[House]

how was yalls day

forgot my bus card at home, only realized that at the bus stop so i had to run back and forth to get it

so yeah, i've seen better days so far

I lost the corporate credit card.

Cheer up, things could be worse.

[House]

anyways house for input i gotta say that i'm pretty confident on nocty being qcum so hope your check ain't on her, pretty sure the other wolf we got is deep and going to be a pain to find, prolly not blake / firebringer i think

laplacian's early day comment strikes as a odd to me too, but i might just be overreading

pedit : what's the difference with a normal credit card? Sounds pretty darn bad though

The corporate credit card is granted to the business, not an individual.

Easier to get away with using fraudulently.

More hassle to replace.

More trouble for losing.

[House]

Also, my check was NOT, in fact, on Noctyrnia.

Slim chance she makes it to F3, so I wasn't going to waste my role on her.

[House]

laplacian's early day comment strikes as a odd to me too

Agreed, btw.

[House]

laplacian's early day comment strikes as a odd to me too

Agreed, btw.

Interestingly, they haven't posted since I claimed a guilty.

[House]

I’m not thinking it’s a shooting gun point on House. Just saying they don’t really come off as very townie.

By the by, you should well know by now... I -never- come off as townie.

[House]

pov : house takes the amount of time a real life tribunal spends to submit a guilty verdict

Still waiting on Emp.

[House]

It's almost like people don't want everyone to have a chance to play before ending the day.

WTF.

[House]

[House]

Now that's done...



Firebringer

[House]

VOTE: Firebringer

Lel

[House]

I wanted to give Emp to prod range to contribute.

If he misses out on the day after this point, that's on him.

[House]

I chose Firebringer because he's the player least likely to be either eliminated or night killed in this game, and knew a red check was all that would prevent him from deep wolfing his way to F3 with shitposting.

Not on my watch.

[House]

r u being serious?

Dead serious.

I have a list of people I will cop check n1 regardless of their play.

You & RadiantCowbells top that list.

[House]

Now that's done...



Firebringer

Is this a locked guilty?

As in, you aren't trolling currently with an intent to retract this later?

No takebacksies.

Already explained my logic, redundantly.

[House]

Alright lets go house
VOTE: House

don't know what ur play here given u die tomorrow regardless.

Tonight*

[House]

r u being serious?

Dead serious.

I have a list of people I will cop check n1 regardless of their play.

You & RadiantCowbells top that list.

I don't believe i would be on that list with RC for a second. I am not anywhere near as good as him as a player.

I've never seen you eliminated as scum.

Not saying you've never been... but not in my experience. With old guard? Probably. This playerlist? Not happening without a cop check.

D1 and today before my reveal proves me right.

[House]

laplacian's early day comment strikes as a odd to me too

Agreed, btw.

Interestingly, they haven't posted since I claimed a guilty.

Well, yeah, I was waiting for you to do your dramatic revelation so I could show back up and go "NANI!?"

Glad it wasn't you?

[House]

E-2 btw.

[House]

Ah, cool. Second game for me on this site, so I'm not 100% on all the meta and common roles yet. Kinda funky that we can have roles like night 1 informed odd night ninja gunsmith but not framer

Nothing that can actively mislead players (mod lies) is normal.

Framer, bus driver, godfather, etc

[House]

Ah, cool. Second game for me on this site, so I'm not 100% on all the meta and common roles yet. Kinda funky that we can have roles like night 1 informed odd night ninja gunsmith but not framer

read the normal roles then pretty please

but yeah, difference isn't in complexity but more like, the range of possibilities

pedit : Ninja / Miller / Ascetic / Tratior are normal though so there's that

Ninja & Ascetic are passive. No result is not the same as a result.

Good point on Miller. Seems to be an exception to the rule.

[House]

I lied.

I don't have a guilty. I'm VT.

[House]

I claimed modified Cop to reduce the chances of a cc.

[House]

I lied.

I don't have a guilty. I'm VT.

Ok.
VOTE: House

Wagon is already hammered, you banana.

[House]

You think i pay attention to HAMMERS?

You think I don't?

[House]

I lied.

I don't have a guilty. I'm VT.

...

anyone's opposite to killing house tommorow whatever happens?

Don't worry. I'm still right.

[House]

One thing is for certain.

Nobody can ever claim a game is boring when I'm in it.

[House]

oh well even if you're right you're getting the axe don't worry

You should at least let me bus my third partner, first.

[House]

oh well even if you're right you're getting the axe don't worry

You should at least let me bus my third partner, first.

you wouldn't dare to bus me now would you

Laplacian would be easier.

Or Emp.

I haven't decided.

[House]

Fine, Lap is town for making me laugh.

[House]

…..

Oh come on.

You of all people should have seen this coming.

[House]

No, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" posts from Firepup.

Interesting.

[House]

No demanding my head.

No last minute reads.

[House]

It's almost like he is scum and knows I die tonight for my sins.

[House]

Hey @Firebringer you weren't hammered. You were at E-3 when I said you were at E-2.

They're still time to save yourself!

[House]

Hey @Firebringer you weren't hammered. You were at E-3 when I said you were at E-2.

There's* still time to save yourself!

EBWOP

[House]

The amount of lying is starting to annoy me...

I'm gonna take a break and make my own conclusions.

Mine serve a purpose.

I'm trying to get spew from Firepup.

[House]

I lied.

I don't have a guilty. I'm VT.

what a troll

Are you proud of me, senpai?

[House]

Fire’s cake push makes sense now.

Poor norwee

This post is evil.

[House]

Can't wait to see if u manage to get out of a yeet tomorrow. Will be funny to watch, will be rooting for u house.

I've gotten out of tighter pinches.

Not since my return, granted... but it has happened!

[House]

The amount of lying is starting to annoy me...

I'm gonna take a break and make my own conclusions.

Mine serve a purpose.

I'm trying to get spew from Firepup.

House you sound unbelievably scummy. You're trying to get a spew from the person you claim to have a guilty on?
Like if you're town you're practically giving Firebringer the ammunition for his rifle.

I know.

It's almost like I don't care about how scummy I look.

[House]

house + Emperoer
that is the final answer

I'm gonna cop check Emp tonight.

Fire is distancing, here.

[House]

house + Emperoer
that is the final answer

I'm gonna cop check Emp tonight.

Fire is distancing, here.

u dont even have a cop mate
u can stop the lying now

Somebody does, though.

Probably.

I hope.

[House]

For the record, I would be a dumb cop check if Fire flips red, because what scum hammers one buddy and hard buses the 2nd (one as strong as Fire, at that) on d2?

That's just... dumb.

[House]

Do you have a guilty or not?

Lolno.

I was hoping to WIFOM scum!Fire into thinking I might actually be a cop trying to live through the night, but he wasn't biting.

[House]

VOTE: House
He seemed completely obsessed with the wagon on Andante. He was there when it started, he later said he'd go to bed and then he was still there every single moment and responded all the time and even hammered in the end.

As stated by both Shirou (374, 391) and Fire (425) here, the first wagon was expected to die down, and I shared the sentiment. I wasn't even there when the hammer fell although I often f5 threads for new stuff when something exciting is going on, but there was not much reason to expect it would become exciting. The only person who seemed fully excited about the whole thing was House.

TMI?

Zookeeper would be a lot of fun to scum with!

[House]

You just completely wasted our time with this...
And you wanted us to talk for half a day...

... BEFORE I wasted half!

[House]

I was considering voting Noctyrne tbh, but now i just want to vote House.

Noct never lives in F3, anyway.

[House]

I was considering voting Noctyrne tbh, but now i just want to vote House.

You have very rigid opinions as to how "a good little townie" is supposed to act...

... whereas I'm more of a "chaotic good" townie & "lawful evil" scum.

[House]

House was lying? Ew

It was glorious.

[House]

I was skimming and nearly voted Fire wtf

C'mon Cakez, you know I'm never pushing that wagon through otherwise.

[House]

When Fire flips red, nobody will doubt my guilties on him ever again.

Somebody* gave me a scum tell for him, same I'm playing that card to it's fullest.

*

No, I won't say who.

[House]

When Fire flips red, nobody will doubt my guilties on him ever again.

Somebody* gave me a scum tell for him, and I'm playing that card to it's fullest.

*

No, I won't say who.

EBWOP

[House]

VOTE: Norwe

This game is too easy.

[House]

VOTE: Norwe

This game is too easy.

Spoiler:

Nah. Fires had a tell, and Norwe's scum because:

1) andante vote was TMI'ed
2) Accusing me of bussing my partner on d2 after a scum elimination on d1 is just plain desperate.

[House]

I don’t honestly believe you think that.

Everybody has bad games.

Hell, I just got eliminated as scum after 1 day, and I'm pretty damned good scum.

[House]

Norwe, every single time you've wanted to eliminate me, I was town.

Either you're completely incapable of learning, or you're scum.

Which is it?

[House]

It’s like you think it’s natural for us to not suspect you when fucking Mala dies instead of you.

Yeah, why wouldn't scum nk the guy that single-handedly drove a scum elimination.

Surely, that player wouldn't be targeted by a doctor or watcher, right?

[House]

Would you be incapable of pulling off such an act with Firebringer?

I'm not stupid enough to bus a partner as strong as Firebringer on d2 after losing a player on d1.

[House]

I was literally the only one that wanted Firepup dead.

Your desperation is transparent.

[House]

Shirou would tell you that. But they’re dead.

Fire, you've been promoved to President of the War Council

[House]

Trying to go you're to toe against the player that single-handedly drove a scum elimination on day 2 after a scum elimination on day 1 is suicide.

No actual townie looks at me and jumps to a scum conclusion for that.

[House]

Trying to go toe* to toe against the player that single-handedly drove a scum elimination on day 2 after a scum elimination on day 1 is suicide.

No actual townie looks at me and jumps to a scum conclusion for that.

EBWOP

[House]

I don’t give a fuck how high and mighty you think you are.
If there is an single good reason to believe you could be scum i will point it out.
Cry about it being scummy all you want, it does not dissuade me from continuing to point it out.

The only one crying here is you.

Not my fault you lost both of your buddies the first two days of the game.

Only 1 of them are my doing.

[House]

I haven’t even voted you, you’re going bananas over an point i’m bringing up against you.
Instead of arguing why it’s wrong you repeat: "i led elimination on scum" yeah no shit you did. That’s the whole god damn point of what i’m saying.
How do we know it was not olanned?

Fire was set up to go deep. If anyone would have been the sacrificial lamb in a team with Fire and I, it would have been me for the d1 lolhammer.

Something you'd have considered if you were actually town.

[House]

Please, you've been dying to vote me since yesterday.

Just like you itch to vote me every single game we're in where I'm town.

Yet I'm to believe you still haven't learned that I'm scummy as fuck when I'm town.

I think you're smarter than that.

[House]

Please, you've been dying to vote me since yesterday.

Just like you itch to vote me every single game we're in where I'm town.

Yet I'm to believe you still haven't learned that I'm scummy as fuck when I'm town.

I think you're smarter than that.

So what are you when scum? An paragon of towniness?

I was considering voting Noctyrne tbh, but now i just want to vote House.

You have very rigid opinions as to how "a good little townie" is supposed to act...

... whereas I'm more of a "chaotic good" townie & "lawful evil" scum.

[House]

As I've said, everybody has bad games.

Especially after losing 2 buddies in 2 days.

[House]

I don't need one. I have a pelt.

Where's yours?

[House]

You're throwing in the towel by going in a 1v1 with house for no reason. We are in a pretty good spot and even if house is scum that's a matter that does not need to be rushed. You want to force it and throw your "town" life away and probably take a town house with you. But have your fun, troll us a bit I guess.

I am still willing to be convinced otherwise if players who know you tell me that you would do such crazy things as town but it just looks bizarre right now.

UNVOTE:

Norwe always wants to eliminate me in every single game we're play together because I don't subscribe to his theory of how town is supposed to act.

In fairness to him, I don't think he's seen my scum game.

[House]

And no, i did not force it and take a town House with me. He chose himself to go into a deathtunnel. My intention was to solve the slot.

You haven't seen my deathtunnels, have you?

[House]

And what turned him from being the most charming person in the thread into the grinch?

Me.

Quite literally.

He always gets pissy whenever I do my thing because I set off all his "town doesn't DO this!" bells.

[House]

Shirou and Fire both gone.

Side note: whoever the real cop is, thank you for not cc'ing me yesterday.

That worked out splendidly. Great play.

[House]

Shirou and Fire both gone.

Oh yeah, I meant to say...

I can see how a player you're not really fond of leading an elimination on someone you enjoy playing with can trigger you.

I'm sorry I had to do that. I really like Firepup too.

I'm just profoundly paranoid of his scum game. For good reason.

[House]

Up!

[House]

The question that's eating me is, who would target Mala?

Were I scum, Zookeeper would have been my choice, because he's invested and active, and he pushes the game forward.

Mala... was none of that. I'm stumped as to why she was killed unless she crumbed or something.

[House]

VOTE: Noctyrnia

I think I'm back here.

[House]

VOTE: Noctyrnia

I think I'm back here.

I fail to see how killing Malakittens would seem like a game winning move for scum me

You're an alt. That statement doesn't carry much weight with me since I dunno your main.

[House]

Can anyone honestly tell me Firebringer/Noctyrnia's interactions don't look like S/S?

[House]

Lol, good luck with that.

[House]

VOTE: Noctyrnia

I think I'm back here.

I fail to see how killing Malakittens would seem like a game winning move for scum me

You're an alt. That statement doesn't carry much weight with me since I dunno your main.

That’s irrelevant

Not to me.

[House]

VOTE: Emperor flippyNips

+ scum points

[House]

yeah House-Norwe is TvT I bet dollars to donuts scum is in one of the inactive spots

that pool would be (Blake, nippy nips, noctyrnia)

I feel safe calling Laplacian and Gypyx town for now

Fix't

[House]

The question that's eating me is, who would target Mala?

Were I scum, Zookeeper would have been my choice, because he's invested and active, and he pushes the game forward.

Mala... was none of that. I'm stumped as to why she was killed unless she crumbed or something.

That would be my best guess.

I'm not entirely sure myself what a Malakittens kill means for the game otherwise. Perhaps they were looking to avoid a Watcher guilty themselves, maybe.

I don't believe you believe that.

If you think Mafia crumbed, point out the crumb.

[House]

The question that's eating me is, who would target Mala?

Were I scum, Zookeeper would have been my choice, because he's invested and active, and he pushes the game forward.

Mala... was none of that. I'm stumped as to why she was killed unless she crumbed or something.

That would be my best guess.

I'm not entirely sure myself what a Malakittens kill means for the game otherwise. Perhaps they were looking to avoid a Watcher guilty themselves, maybe.

I don't believe you believe that.

If you think Mala* crumbed, point out the crumb.

EBWOP

[House]

The question that's eating me is, who would target Mala?

Were I scum, Zookeeper would have been my choice, because he's invested and active, and he pushes the game forward.

Mala... was none of that. I'm stumped as to why she was killed unless she crumbed or something.

That would be my best guess.

I'm not entirely sure myself what a Malakittens kill means for the game otherwise. Perhaps they were looking to avoid a Watcher guilty themselves, maybe.

I don't believe you believe that.

If you think Mala crumbed, point out the crumb.

I do not know. As I mentioned before, it is a guess.

Well as far as I can tell, your guess is wrong.

[House]

I assume you checked all of her posts, then?

Be kind of silly for me to say that if I hadn't, wouldn't it?

It's pretty obvious that you haven't. Yet you "guess she did".

[House]

I could see a scenario where she was killed as a threat to a particular player

This is my theory.

[House]

This is a real question for you, House.

Is this engagement a reaction test?

My reaction tests are much more dramatic.

I'm nothing if not a showman.

[House]

I could see a scenario where she was killed as a threat to a particular player

This is my theory.

Which players would she be a threat to?

That's the question, innit?

[House]

I could see a scenario where she was killed as a threat to a particular player

This is my theory.

Which players would she be a threat to?

You two are saying Mala was fearkilled?
The heck? Ok i’m gonna need to check their ISO because i genuinely can’t remember a word they said.

Got a better theory?

[House]

PR check?

Eh, I guess that's a possibility.

[House]

I'm juggling. What should I know?

I'm going to fake a guilty on you tomorrow, so you should nk me.

[House]

last maf prolly had the info or something for such a NK

anyways VOTE: House we'll have to do it eventually, why not now

I find the reasoning of this vote pretty bad.
"We’ll have to policy this anyway"
Really? It’s not the vote itself tbh, but the reasoning is scummy.
VOTE: Gypyx

just a reminder that Gypyx was the day 1 wagon before the counterwagon onto scum

not saying its impossible but making sure you're taking that into account

None of flipped scum was on the wagon. That's not exactly town indicative if it's what you're saying?

I think it's more interesting that she's discouraging her

own

counterwagon.

[House]

What that means?

At this point in the day, Noctyrnia & Gypyx seem to be the leading elimination candidates.

Instead of fishing for another elimination or fueling Gypyx's wagon to relieve pressure on her own slot, she's discouraging votes on her counterwagon.

Doesn't seem like something that comes from scum.

[House]

VOTE: Looker

If not you, who?

[House]

Ehh true. I see what you mean.
But if she is smart scum, then the right pkay is to discourage the wagon on Gypyx and fish for eliminations outside. So that after an mislim they could say: "Well i guess it was Gypyx after all" when there are fewer mislims needed to endgame.

I mean, anybody could literally do anything and be either scum or town, using your logic.

The most likely scenario is what I'm concerned about.

[House]

Zookeeper, I have a theory about you.

If my theory is right, I'm going to be happy. If it's wrong, I'm going to be sad.

My theory is that you were recently in considerable debt, but now you're even steven.

Yes. I know this theory is out of left field. I am an odd fellow. Never claimed to be normal.

[House]

Zookeeper, I have a theory about you.

If my theory is right, I'm going to be happy. If it's wrong, I'm going to be sad.

My theory is that you were recently in considerable debt, but now you're even steven.

Yes. I know this theory is out of left field. I am an odd fellow. Never claimed to be normal.

Is this a breadcrumb I'm missing? There's like 3 or 4 different pairs of opposites in here

If it'll get me shot tonight, sure.

[House]

in all honestly not sure and i don't really care

Isn't it kinda your job to care?

[House]

wHat an Interesting iDEa that anyone would daRe shoot you tonight

WhAt An InTeReStInG IdEa NoT To CaRe WhEtHeR SoMeOnE Is ToWn Or ScUm.

Glass houses... stones... etc.

[House]

in all honestly not sure and i don't really care

Isn't it kinda your job to care?

welp, in that case it's a shit paying job

but nah more seriously the reason for the vote is detached from your alignement basically

[House]

Looker just made one post so far that said nothing… :/

Makes perfect sense, then, that you'd create a counterwagon for them.

... wait.

[House]

Every time I start to get the itch to wonder about Laplacian, he reminds me of why I don't wonder about him at all.

Such a considerate fellow.

[House]

You want a hammer now?

Actually... I kinda do.

[House]

K, i don’t really have super high hopes. But they’re just PoE waiting to happen.
VOTE: Looker

Exactly.

Longer has zero investment in the game. I'd have expected more life in that slot if it was town.

Replacing in and ghosting just screams scum when they have already lost 2 players in 2 days.

[House]

K, i don’t really have super high hopes. But they’re just PoE waiting to happen.
VOTE: Looker

Exactly.

Looker* has zero investment in the game. I'd have expected more life in that slot if it was town.

Replacing in and ghosting just screams scum when they have already lost 2 players in 2 days.

EBWOP

[House]

I’m weak doctoring house tonight have fun mafia

I cc.

[House]

If a breadcrumb was supposed to be discussed in public it probably would not be a breadcrumb but a claim.

If scum suspected a bread crumb, they probably wouldn't make a ham-fisted post asking about it in public.

[House]

Hi.

VOTE: SirCakez

Bye.

[House]

I preemptively cc anything Cakes claims, btw.

[House]

I cc.

[House]

You mean it's not hard to figure out that I pretty much forced you into a 1v1?

I'd hope not. You've been around long enough.

[House]

but this doesn't make any sense if House is the scum here bc he'll just die after I'm limmed and flip town

You could flip innocent child and I won't die.

[House]

House what exactly are you CC’ing.
Their Ascetic claim?

I cc anything and everything Cakez claims to be.

I'm tired. See you folks tomorrow.

[House]

House if you don’t start making sense imma just keep my vote on you. When you return, can you please claim exactly what your role is and what you are CC’ing.

Nope.

My claim is: player that single-handedly drove a scum elimination on a universal townread when neither of us were in any danger of being scumread by anyone.

If you think that's some clever scum gambit, you suck at playing scum AND playing Mafia, and you deserve what happens when I flip.

[House]

but this self resolves tomorrow so if he wants to kill himself I'm fine letting him

I'm pissed at you.

Really fucking pissed.

Because you waited until today to claim Ascetic.

I wouldn't have given 2 shits if you had gotten hammered before I calmed down, because I only had 2 chances to use my role and you made me waste one.

Really. Fucking. Pissed.

UNVOTE:

[House]

(Yes, Cakez is either Ascetic or I was roleblocked, btw)

[House]

it's normal for ascetic roles to not claim the ascetic part y'know, even if in the case of cakez it could've been done

No it's not.

Negative utility is a d1 claim when town.

It's normal for SCUM not to claim Ascetic

[House]

in a vaccum, yes

depending on context, no

You're not fooling me with your nonsense.

These attempts to appear productive are pretty weak.

There's no excuse for not disclosing Ascetic. Rest of the supposed role? Sure, if true. But not Ascetic.

[House]

Cakez knows he fucked up by not claiming Ascetic earlier, so I don't even know what you're trying to aren't by white knighting him.

Fucking nonsensical.

[House]

Cakez knows he fucked up by not claiming Ascetic earlier, so I don't even know what you're trying to achieve* by white knighting him.

Fucking nonsensical.

EBWOP

[House]

Your irrelevant rambling clearly isn't wanted, so save it for someone that's gullible enough to believe it.

[House]

I mean seriously... nobody is going to swallow, "I am Ascetic" == bullet magnet.

That makes them lim bait, if anything, but at least it prevents investigative FROM WASTING THEIR GODDAMNED ROLE.

That all you care about is the risk and benefit to SELF instead of TOWN just screams scum.

VOTE: Gypyx

[House]

it's normal for ascetic roles to not claim the ascetic part y'know, even if in the case of cakez it could've been done

in a vaccum, yes

depending on context, no

Did you come to this site from another site?

There was never a point while I was on the site where this was legitimately the case, at least for quite a few years.

honestly it's maybe just me considering my own theories on role usage are widespread when they aren't now that i think of it lol

It's clear all you care about is yourself.

[House]

holy fuck man did i kill your family or something?

like in all seriousness, if you have problems with me as a person just say so, i'd rather have that dealt with than not

I have problems with you promoting selfish play as correct.

That's not personal. I would have that problem with anybody.

[House]

Anyways.

I am also an investigative role, but I suspect that mine in particular is not meant to be an investigative as much as a role to obfuscate the setup, but I believe that the way the scumteam's roles are arranged are likely indicative of my current and future town results being accurate.

Namely, I am an Even-Night Ninja Gunsmith, and my only result is that House does not have a gun.

I may have something to say about this later.

I have a question that needs to be answered, first.

[House]

Norwe has me pocketed if he's scum.

I wouldn't mind seeing Cakez flip, but not because of today. I've been low-key sus of him for a while. That's why I targeted him last night.

Gypyx is also a fine elimination.

If I get the answer I'm expecting, however...

[House]

I have no issues at all with your modifier.

[House]

*crawls out of Norwe's pocket*

I feel like the scum we’re dealing with has big balls. And that means Gypyx is potentially out of the picture. (No offense ^^)

You know... you're right.

UNVOTE:

VOTE: Norwe

You scum, bub?

[House]

Anyways.

I am also an investigative role, but I suspect that mine in particular is not meant to be an investigative as much as a role to obfuscate the setup, but I believe that the way the scumteam's roles are arranged are likely indicative of my current and future town results being accurate.

Namely, I am an Even-Night Ninja Gunsmith, and my only result is that House does not have a gun.

I may have something to say about this later.

I have a question that needs to be answered, first.

I now have something to say about this.

VOTE: Blake

Hard claim: odd night cop

(n1 Firebringer, n3 Cakez)

NK confirmed that a gunsmith checking an odd night cop on an even night would still yield a positive result.

[House]

And that's why I don't claim on demand, ladies & gents.

[House]

blake what's yo result?

You shouldn't go around preaching theory when you can't even read the game.

my only result is that House does not have a gun.