secret shitler III [7/7] (liberal victory!)

[VP Baltar]

/in depending on time

[VP Baltar]

pick me pooky. Let's do this.

[VP Baltar]

wait who am i supposed to pick according to the thing

me, your nemisis.

[VP Baltar]

RC is fascist, I can tell.

[VP Baltar]

You're calling me fascist for asking for a line of play that would give me sub 50% winrate? I don't buy that and I'll just conflict you if you're going to call me fascist for it.

posting is LAMIST.

[VP Baltar]

You should either go for 1xy or 1x by setup

I don't understand any of the words in here

[VP Baltar]

Ok

I'll conflict VP Baltar so from here we're assuming one of the two of us is fascist and neither of us touch deck

didn't you play in round two when the fascists won?

GUESS WHO WAS TEH FUCKING CHAMP WHO LED THE LIBS TO VICTORY AND IDED HITLER IN GAME 1

[VP Baltar]

No i didn't play that game but i actually play SH online with people who know what they're doing.

I'm not responding to anything else you say

lol get mad fasc

[VP Baltar]

bless you enchant

[VP Baltar]

Also if anything I'm saying is confusing you don't write it off, ask for an explanation

If you're liberal, we can cross that when we get to the policy, yes?

[VP Baltar]

pick me GB!

[VP Baltar]

Nom Pooky

can't nom him

[VP Baltar]

I want to not touch deck until 3 reds are played then be special elected but VP Baltar has preconflicted me and feels incredibly disingenuous so I'm conflicting him instead and 3 and 6 should not play this game

I'm just fucking with you, but the fact you are taking it that serious means you probably are fascist

[VP Baltar]

forces govs to be played in a way that denies libs info

how so?

[VP Baltar]

I'm not sure I trust george and toad here

why?

[VP Baltar]

Why exactly should i not take you at your word when you say you fasc read me, do you think i haven't been fascread in situations like this in earnest before? Where's the line exactly?

This is literally the second time I've played this game. That's probably a good line.

[VP Baltar]

How do I know that? I can't read your tone, i just see someone calling me fascist for suggesting something that objectively lowers my winrate if I'm fascist unless the line is exactly 147 when i could have just called for 147 meta

are you usually this defensive when someone calls you scum in a game? seems over the top.

[VP Baltar]

ok seriously I can't stay here for like 2 hours listening to Professor Cowbell explain SH strategy

[VP Baltar]

bam! andante is fascist for sure.

[VP Baltar]

nominate pooky

[VP Baltar]

andante is reg fasc neining

this is my read.

[VP Baltar]

toad didn't have the option to play a fasc

how do you know he's fasc then?

[VP Baltar]

i didn't have the neining as a reason personally andante's posts just seem, non-genuine, not like last game

she was opposing that govt for suss reasons.

[VP Baltar]

I believe in Andante

Eww

don't worry, we can test pooky here.

[VP Baltar]

none of yall even have any intentions of picking me, so meh I'll speak through my votes it's whatever

support my govt. prove your loyalty to the liberal cause.

[VP Baltar]

pooky is fascist!

2F, 1L.

Passed him 1 each.

[VP Baltar]

Never allow pooky into govt again.

[VP Baltar]

WOW IVE BEEN FUCKING SET UP BY A DIRTY FASCIST

Keep shitting lies bear!

[VP Baltar]

That gov is confirmed conflicting btw like can we think a little more critically about our votes

RC is probably lib. I don't want to play this game for 20 years, but who should the next govt be.

FASCISTS:

Pooky
Andante
????

[VP Baltar]

Hey 3 aka VP Baltar

When you call 42 lib lib that means 1 is 75% fascist

Why do you want 31 to play over 43

can you just use people's names? I cannot track who you are trying to reference.

[VP Baltar]

Imo Pooky gived me 1L 2F so i consider him good

this was his set up. Pooky may even be hitler here.

Look at the way Pooky and andante are running interference for each other to spam the thread. Classic pooky scum play.

[VP Baltar]

When you call the second government players both liberal that means Poorly is fascist 75% of the time

who should be in govt now, RC?

Let's cut down on the noise here. George I think is liberal.

[VP Baltar]

toad literally just nom someone so I can nein..

you are bad at being a fascist. it is extremely obvious.

[VP Baltar]

I'm explaining what people should be thinking about when they make decisions

sure. I actually am trying to understand you. It's pretty dense for most people in this game just playing casual, but that's fine. I'll try.

Who should toad pick?

[VP Baltar]

Imo Pooky gived me 1L 2F so i consider him good

this was his set up. Pooky may even be hitler here.

Look at the way Pooky and andante are running interference for each other to spam the thread. Classic pooky scum play.

Pretty suicidal shitler.

could be the third and pooky is straight fasc too. Pooky plays impulsiely

[VP Baltar]

Am i getting sed if i don't get a gov

I want 3 people to say they ja me for se

sure, I'll back you.

[VP Baltar]

Am i getting sed if i don't get a gov

I want 3 people to say they ja me for se

i will ja you because you were right about vpb

lol fucking clown show over here

[VP Baltar]

So i'm just avoiding VPB/Pooky/Andante for elections atm.

This is a good call.

[VP Baltar]

RC, you jaing this?

[VP Baltar]

this seems the right call

[VP Baltar]

This always happens I know I was faking it last game but iirc it happened 3 times when I played last year as well. Random.org has it out for me man

I'll try and be helpful I guess

I believe you this time.

[VP Baltar]

Do someone count cards and how likely that was?

pooky would have been counting cards if he was lib. he did the first game. was right on it. now he's just being fash propaganda minister this game.

[VP Baltar]

After further délibération 2 is a bad invest you should just inv me

why is george bad?

[VP Baltar]

This always happens I know I was faking it last game but iirc it happened 3 times when I played last year as well. Random.org has it out for me man

I'll try and be helpful I guess

I believe you this time.

Thanks you have successfully pocketed me

Andante + pooky + ?

Still tr George, unsure w/ others

I kind of TR George too, but maybe he is it?

Enchant is lib unless they got 3L cards and had no choice with pooky.

[VP Baltar]

Because if 4 and 2 conflict and 76 blue we have no future government

ah ok.

[VP Baltar]

Enchant is lib unless they got 3L cards and had no choice with pooky.

what is this nonsense

idk

I recieved 1F 1L

oh i remembered it as you passing 2L. disregard then. You are likely lib

[VP Baltar]

I mean, I'm definitely liberal and yall are all convinced I'm fascist, no one really cares my thoughts on who fascist is, sooooo whatever. fasc has the investigate so it literally doesn't matter, toad will investigate anyone outside me pooky and call them innocent

I'm not even the president how did you manage to work your unusually passionate scumread of me into this post

Like, you're literally not even paying attention to the game just yelling back at me that im fascist

seriously this game is taking 3x as long as it needs to just take ur damn turns

fascists trying to run the game state.

[VP Baltar]

fascists:

Pooky
andante
george?

[VP Baltar]

George could be hitler here too.

[VP Baltar]

*shitler

[VP Baltar]

wat, why am I fascist? Toad gave me 2f from 3f.

PoE I think. Unless Andante is lib, which I have a hard time seeing.

[VP Baltar]

Have you decided what align i am

me? yeah. I was thinking lib, now looks confirm.

[VP Baltar]

George could be hitler here too.

vpb desperate

why would that be desperate? uh oh, I think you scumslipped

[VP Baltar]

RC please pick me... let me prove my innocence to someone

dont let this trash near govt.

[VP Baltar]

If Pooky (or well VC) are Liberal, then you both very unlikely liberals, so i doubt check.

*Press x to doubt*

you think toad and RC are both fasc?????

[VP Baltar]

I mean VP Baltar if you think 345 is lib lines I'm not exactly overloaded with options here

yeah, seems like enchant is your pick.

[VP Baltar]

If Pooky (or well VC) are Liberal, then you both very unlikely liberals, so i doubt check.

*Press x to doubt*

you think toad and RC are both fasc?????

Not both, unless they extremaly lame.

My money that 3F was lie.

I just have a hard time believing andante is lib, and she was shitting on toad immediately before anything happened.

[VP Baltar]

can someone clarify why I'm this confirmed fascist?? I literally haven't seen a card this game

your votes/alliance with pooky who is confirmed fascist pig

[VP Baltar]

voting results

the government of president

georgebailey

and chancellor

the toad

PASSES!

JA (5/7)

1. georgebailey
   
2. pooky
   
3. enchant
   
4. the toad
   
5. vp baltar

NEIN (2/7)

1. radiantcowbells
   
2. andante

election tracker: 0/3

this andante vote against what led to liberal policy was a giveaway. Though with George!hitler that's slightly more complicated? But i can still see scum fucking it up that way

[VP Baltar]

you shouldn't because if it doesn't pass you play which you should want

hmm debating if there is any remote possibility andante is hitler here. I don't think so from play, but will not be happy if so

[VP Baltar]

Voting yes I guess. Either andante outs as fash or we got another lib policy

[VP Baltar]

ok, I'm back. cards?

[VP Baltar]

Should i pass it to RC for ez win?

RC should be chancellor, yes

[VP Baltar]

You mean president or chancellor

chancellor because we know it won't be 3f right?

[VP Baltar]

Pres is way more important even in HZ btw

Heils are just something that happens and :shrug:

ok, if you say so. who as your chancellor then?

[VP Baltar]

Enchanct I missed the last couple rounds beyond just voting because I was doing somthing, why'd you say andante is 99% lib. I may have been wrong. I saw that lib policy pass from her.

[VP Baltar]

Enchanct I missed the last couple rounds beyond just voting because I was doing somthing, why'd you say andante is 99% lib. I may have been wrong. I saw that lib policy pass from her.

I recieved 2L from her, but after someone said she could do that on purpose... Well
Idk i still think she more likely lib

Ok. I may need to soften my Toad read. Although pooky was distancing from Toad then?

who would be a third in a hypo world of? Got to be george in either scenario I guess?

Pooky
Toad
???

[VP Baltar]

uh, yeah, not sure I can ja on something that risky....

[VP Baltar]

Why's it risky

There is almost certainly fasc in Andante/Toad. It's not completely unbelievable that Toad his hitler, though the odds are lower than some other players I suppose.

I'm debating. May still ja it and fingers crossed.

[VP Baltar]

look if I'm fascist i won when i got gov who i pick doesn't matter in this deck so if you nein it is claiming f

I don't think you're fasc. I am jaing

[VP Baltar]

toad what do?

[VP Baltar]

so:

pooky
Toad
????

[VP Baltar]

pooky outted himself early, so he's not hitler.

Got to be george.

[VP Baltar]

Hitler is in george/VP

Wouldn't be me, even if you think I'm fascist. Hitler wouldn't lie that early in the game.

[VP Baltar]

George has very high hitler equity imo, regardless of how you view pooky and me.

[VP Baltar]

if anything I think Enchant and I are clearly Liberals.. we voted no on toad. told you toad was bad... yet no one listens to a word i say

mostly was hoping for a 2L pass from RC. also didn't think toad was hitler if fash. I think ja was still the right vote.

[VP Baltar]

fascists with power. watch out.

[VP Baltar]

just nein this shit. doesn't matter who pooky picks.

[VP Baltar]

just nein this shit. doesn't matter who pooky picks.

[VP Baltar]

Why nein?

Only fascist cards left as i remember in deck.

I lost count on cards. if true alright. If he picks george, I'm neining obv tho.

[VP Baltar]

There's a world where we ja 1 here except he doesn't have a chance so nevermind

no matter who goes next, they get 3F cards. why does it matter who he picks?

george is hitler, that's the only thing that matters here.

[VP Baltar]

just pick andy.

[VP Baltar]

just tell me what to do dude

he told you to pick

[VP Baltar]

Pick Andy

[VP Baltar]

fascist stall

[VP Baltar]

Wait wtf i am fasc

pooky is, not you

[VP Baltar]

VOTE: topdeck to RC

[VP Baltar]

lol what is going on

[VP Baltar]

vote top deck!

[VP Baltar]

I vote yes topdeck to rc

use vote tags

[VP Baltar]

so RC could be president

[VP Baltar]

RC pres, with andante chancellor I think?

[VP Baltar]

excuse me have y'all seen this face? I am the liberalest liberal to ever libel.

pooky already confirmd fasc lol

[VP Baltar]

RC pres, with andante chancellor I think?

woah.. you think I'm good now? )

toad was fascist, so yeah. you're lib.

you backed pooky, but I forgive you.

[VP Baltar]

are you claiming a fascist check on me lol

keep faking, it is haha belly laugh

[VP Baltar]

where is RC? I want to wrap this up soon.

[VP Baltar]

Enchant is lib too. Although, are we still getting 3F cards?

[VP Baltar]

I think it was shuffled

ok, though so. Yah just pick adante or enchant and then the libs win. GG SCUMFUCKS

[VP Baltar]

George has me pocketed irl u_u

haha, he's hitler.

[VP Baltar]

What

told you pooky was scum.

[VP Baltar]

It's been like a long time since I've socdeded my neurons aren't firing uh

why is this hard lol?

you know there is a fascist between pooky/VP.

George has high high hitler equity.

This should be straightfoward!

[VP Baltar]

If RC doesn't pick me I'm voting nein. there's no reason to not pick me

if he picks enchant, vote ja please. we need to wrap this up.

[VP Baltar]

Vpn/[andante,enchant] and I think I like andante

I'm sorry you drew fascist and are bad at not being a hitler bootlicker

[VP Baltar]

RC pls pick me, there's no real reason I should be Hitler by POE.

lol noooo. you are hitler in both PoE's. Sorry pal.

[VP Baltar]

Vpn/[andante,enchant] and I think I like andante

I'm sorry you drew fascist and are bad at not being a hitler bootlicker

sorry you tried to guilty an easy target and I replaced into his slot :shrug:

pooky an easy target! huehuehue

[VP Baltar]

Cool now stall voting why not

sorry probs me. was doing something

[VP Baltar]

God we've lost haven't we

fascists lost, yes

[VP Baltar]

WHOA, nice job enchant.

[VP Baltar]

good job RC, town hero.

Thanks for modding, Datisi!

[VP Baltar]

I also considered picking you VP

In my entire stall i mulled over picking all 3 liberals and neither fascist

I'll take it

I feel like people would have revolted on that govt regardless haha

[VP Baltar]

gg! well done town, i think my fellow fascists were good too. sorry if my decision making was poor eg the inno on RC. and thanks for modding dats

I did actually roll 3F when I was president

you played much better this game than the one as hitler! I thought you were town when you objectively should have been scum read haha.

[VP Baltar]

Nah if i pick a gov it has to pass I'm confirmed liberal shooting my lib inver

haters gonna hate regardless.

[VP Baltar]

gg! well done town, i think my fellow fascists were good too. sorry if my decision making was poor eg the inno on RC. and thanks for modding dats

I did actually roll 3F when I was president

you played much better this game than the one as hitler! I thought you were town when you objectively should have been scum read haha.

Damn that's painful

no, not you! I'm saying last game I played with Toad he was hitler.

You played excellent as well.