Open 844 – Cults With Guns [Endgame]

[Stephen A Smith]

VOTE: Datisi

[Stephen A Smith]

datisi cult

[Stephen A Smith]

Alright, so there's little mech which everyone dislike.


First: This is cult-sided game.
2 Cult-Leaders
1 1-Shot Vigilante
1. Innocent Child
4. Vanilla

2vs6


It means, if we elim Town, and Cult convert, we end up on 3vs4. AND iT"S UNWINNABLE STATE ALREADY, as even if we elim cult leader right, they still will convert, making it 3vs3. Only Vigilante can break that (and not when it already happened).
Also you probably noticed i listed Cult Exploder as simple Cult Leader. Yeah. Because there's no reason or benefit to explode, thus removing converting power and more importantly, letting town chance to elim other one. I believe cult understand that, so it's a given.


That's all you need to know. Now stop putting people at dying at fucking RVS.

[Stephen A Smith]

i'm vig and i'm gonna shoot fua in the face tonight

[Stephen A Smith]

Fua's nonreaction to my vig claim is highly cult indicative

VOTE: Fua

[Stephen A Smith]

we kill fua because fua is cultist

[Stephen A Smith]

how is fua still alive

[Stephen A Smith]

are we busy hunting their partner or something

[Stephen A Smith]

that's for me and God to know

[Stephen A Smith]

ROFL FUA 100% THE EXPLODER

oops

[Stephen A Smith]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[Stephen A Smith]

WAIT WE CAN KILL THE OTHER MAFIA TO WIN RIGHT NOW

[Stephen A Smith]

its probly datisi

[Stephen A Smith]

wavemode and enchant locktown imo

[Stephen A Smith]

FUA THAT WAS 10000% HILARIOUS EVEN THO YOU ARE MAD LETS STILL LAUGH ABOUT IT TOGETHER

[Stephen A Smith]

i think maybe datisi last cult because datisi didn't mention fua at all and is suspiciously absent and the way he moves in the negative space feels like how cult plays

[Stephen A Smith]

like datisi literally just slinking around in the background while i'm trying to smash fua's cult face in lol

[Stephen A Smith]

korina feels pretty town too

[Stephen A Smith]

FUA THAT WAS 10000% HILARIOUS EVEN THO YOU ARE MAD LETS STILL LAUGH ABOUT IT TOGETHER

It was! I’m baffled but it was hilarious. The funny thing is that this is how I play as town anyway.

everyone says that when they get caught it's fine i got lucky

[Stephen A Smith]

i'd definitely elim datisi here unless he claims IC or some shit

then i'd wait for the real IC to CC and then eliminate datisi

[Stephen A Smith]

awoooooooooo

[Stephen A Smith]

I got this for you as a souvenir fua

[Stephen A Smith]

nooooooo andy you didn't have to do that :<

[Stephen A Smith]

we must have justice for our fallen heroine

VOTE: Datisi

[Stephen A Smith]

hot babe

don't try to reason with crazy cultists

[Stephen A Smith]

it would be merciful i think

[Stephen A Smith]

he is clearly given up on his dreams of culting us

[Stephen A Smith]

are you going to pretend to solve for the last cult member now?

[Stephen A Smith]

Cultisi in shambles

[Stephen A Smith]

Datisi if I'm wrong I'll let you guide my gun tonight.

Sell me on someone else being cult

[Stephen A Smith]

so you know you're scummy?

[Stephen A Smith]

ok are you going to do anything or what?

[Stephen A Smith]

you're trying to sell me that wavemode decided to bus in a game where cult basically autowins if they dodge an elim today cuz uh why?

[Stephen A Smith]

with 1 vote on fua

[Stephen A Smith]

you think fua-scum with 1 vote on him decided to start doing troll theatre with his scum buddy

[Stephen A Smith]

fua isn't even bad at scum

[Stephen A Smith]

in fact

the last time I called fua scum on page 2

he just shrugged it off Mini Whatever The Fuck

[Stephen A Smith]

my bad fua

[Stephen A Smith]

ok so if fua-scum and wavemode-scum are doing fake as fuck scum theatre on page 3, why did you not talk about it at all when you posted on page 4?

[Stephen A Smith]

ngl it feels like you're just throwing the craziest idea you can think of at me to get me to think I might be wrong about you

[Stephen A Smith]

I guess the only person who gets hurt if we yeet town!you and then I shoot wave!scum is me if he cults me and I have to try to somehow survive as solo cult recruitee huh

[Stephen A Smith]

UNVOTE: datisi

alright i'll give you like a day or whatever

[Stephen A Smith]

Enchant is never cult in this game

[Stephen A Smith]

hope you feel better soon flea

[Stephen A Smith]

I'll be around to vote

@mod r we going to get an extension for the replacement?

[Stephen A Smith]

has duckie replaced into yet another scum slot

[Stephen A Smith]

the silence is deafening

[Stephen A Smith]

VOTE: datisi YOLO

[Stephen A Smith]

might shoot myself so i dont turn cult ngl

[Stephen A Smith]

dats ill sheep uuuu

[Stephen A Smith]

gg wp

fua getting mod-outted still the funniest moment of the game


thanks for modding Cook!