Police Lineup (Conclusion + 4/9 final guess lists in pms)

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Dropped off 6 dogs at a children's daycare

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Malkon what do you think about...JAYWALKERS??

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Cheery Dog & Jake the Wolfie we have reason to suspect that you met the day before the prank, did anything seem

unsilly

about your fellow Caninae companion?

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It's possible that

Jake the Wolfie

is unsilly and is just hoping that referencing things will make him

look

silly

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The jury can take a listen to

Malkon05

's sinister laughter and judge for themselves

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What's your favorite meal at the diner?

Was anyone else there memorable in some way?

(Also, I'll be on vacation starting March 23rd, so I'll posting a bit less between then and until April 1st)

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@Ariel - Did you find another nearby establishment to eat at afterwards?

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Vote Ariel

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Gamma dont be a bad cop pls

What would a good cop do here in your opinion?

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U could try saving a kitten, training a nice dog, rethinking your approach, or sharing some donuts. I would hope other ppl have some nice ideas too

I've already trained a very nice floofy dog

And I dont think adding a silly walk or more theatrical flourish to approaching suspects would help but I'll give it a shot

*points dramatically at chickadee* What are YOUUU doing here???

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Ya'know I have read it but it's been so long. Maybe something about corporate liability (and specifically the lack thereof) if you use the app for non-intended purposes, like robbing banks, or laundering money, or scalding tourists with the coffee you buy?

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Oh no, not Mr. Monopoly!

Can each of you give me a quick run down of your evening at the party?

As the worst mentioned, the party began in the garden with conversation & drinks

However, Mr. Monopoly can be a bit...overenthusiastic at times, and insisted on having one of his many servants lead a series of tours through his enormous estates - after the first wing's 7th bedroom, I ducked away to use the restroom, entertaining myself with my phone & Mr. Monopoly's copy of Restroom Extravagances: A History of Gemstones & Precious Metals that Hold Water for around 40 minutes before returning to the garden & the foyer adjoining it, and mingling with some other guests, though Mr. Monopoly no longer seemed to be around by that time. I left a bit after to catch a limo which took me to my helicopter to return home.

and all caps is quite garish this year, you simply mustn't attempt to re-do last year's text fashions if you want to stay on the up-and-up

Do the indicators work on your car?

Some of them in the older collections may not have indicators at all by design, but any that do most assuredly work phenomenally - my staff takes great care to keep my vehicles in tip-top shape.

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As for the other two, there is no 5.3 of the starbucks app. Anyone who even accessed their app briefly would know there are no numbers at all! If you aren’t reading the terms and conditions of a simple app how are we supposed to trust that you are reading the terms and conditions for anything?!?!?!

My dear sir you asked for details on the Starbucks App Terms and I most assuredly gave you my barely remembered summary of a portion of text from the app's terms of service, and if you think Starbucks will allow you to rob a bank with their app given what they've written there you are SORELY mistaken.

If you wanted something more specific I'd recommend you speak to a lawyer, or perhaps your accountant since you're so concerned about whether or not these paragraphs have associated numbers to go along with them. I hardly see how this coffee establishment's legal terms could provide any real evidence to the actual crime at hand regardless.

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I mean you, yourself stated you read it. Regardless of how long it's been, how would you forget the sections not being numbered at all?

easily

Suspects, what is your opinion on gambling?
Is there any information about your finances that we should be aware of that could help clear you of suspicion?

You should never gamble with money you can't afford to lose, but I'm partial to a few rounds of blackjack when business takes me to a casino once a year or so.
Sadly, my accountant has been slacking recently, and hasn't yet finished up the tax returns from last year that may/may not have elucidating information.

Also, what are your thoughts on the plotline and/or major characters of Squid Game?

I've only seen part of the first episode, but relevant to your earlier question I can tell you the man featured does seem like an irresponsible gambler.

Have you put your free money into any investment options?

Money is almost never TRULY free my dear
But I have put a fair portion of my recent income into stocks - some selections I'm quite proud of myself for, but the market as a whole seems to be on a downturn the past couple months.

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Suspects, aside from this case when is the last time you hired a lawyer and for what purpose?

I of course have a lawyer on retainer to go over contracts on major purchases and sales - our most recent interaction is quite confidential but I can tell you in 2020 a company I had a significant stake in was purchased by Amazon, so they went through some of that documentation on my behalf.

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Was it possible to get 3 wins? We each only got 2 groups to vote on (since we didn't vote on our own group of 3)

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Crime List

Posted a silly crime that wasn't silly! (replaced bugspray misgendering themselves)
i pm'd.
I didn't read the terms of service

You used the left turn signal when making a right turn
stood in the middle of an escalator
I jaywalked going from one starbucks to another.
Arrived to an event after it had already begun.
Didn't commit crimes hard enough to become a felon
Dropped off 6 dogs at a children's daycare