If you have a question for the Oracle, you just ask it in bold (as long as the Oracle isn't busy answering another question already).
The next person to post gives the first word of the Oracle's response.
Then the next person to post gives the next word of the Oracle's response.
Then the next person gives the next word, and so on, until someone ends the Oracle's response with a period, question mark, or exclamation point.
Then someone asks the Oracle a new question.
Got it? Good!
Spoiler: Q&A through post 369
Oracle, what should I make for lunch?
Two slices onion rings with a chocolate covered donut.
Oracle, how are the omens?
Not as noteworthy as the pasta.
Oracle, how is the pasta?
Absolutely filled with love and covered with more love.
Oracle, how is the love?
Eternally growing into regret.
Oracle, what will happen?
Lightning will strike grandma and she never defenestrates orphans again.
Oracle, what's the best advice you received as a child?
Always wear your best shirt but don't wear ever suspenders.
Oracle, are you immortal?
I'll die three years after 1925.
Oracle, may I have something to eat?
No.
Oracle, why are there so many black cat avatars on mafiascum?
In cults, people regard cats as the supreme commander of the world.
Oracle, what are you?
Your momma.
Oracle, what is your name?
Oracle.
Oracle, do you town read Alianna?
Once she rolls innocent but sometimes scum plays well.
Oracle, what should I do if I meet a nice young lady?
Say that you would kill segulls if for affection.
Oracle, how much wood could a woochuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Lots of people know chuck.
Oracle, what will happen in 2102?
Revelations of pastafarian proportions.
Oracle, are you delicious?
Not unless covered with apple pie.
Oracle, what's the best way to get rich?
Go dance with penguins or some jaguars who like memes.
Oracle, how do you know everything?
Seagulls.
Oracle, what is your prefered method of entertainment?
Killing curious supplicants.
Oracle, do you like cheese?
Yes, especially if consumed in hot tubs.
Oracle, what's your favourite joke?
So, once I entered an extremely annoying contest about bugs, but the flies were bugging the judges!
Oracle, where's the best place to get the best prime ribeye?
I am groot.
Oracle, will I retire wealthey?
Depends, will the economy survive dodgecoin?
Oracle, what is the meaning of life?
Screaming profanities at everyone until Earth dies.
Oracle, will you forgive me?
Only if you tell me why I can't otherwise.
Oracle, what is a man?
A featherless being with chicken secrets and lies.
Oracle who is the most beautiful person of all?
Lord Cordor Ghost Fire Poppy NFT.
Oracle, who is Lord Cordor Ghost Fire Poppy NFT?
The ruler of beauty.
Oracle, what will the mana cost of Lord Cordor Ghost Fire Poppy NFT, Ruler of Beauty?
It isn't quantifiable.
Oracle, what will the stock market look like tommorow?
Terrible, sorry.
Oracle, does that mean I should sell all of my stocks?
Wait for a hamiltonian circut to complete, Aaron will betray the will of hotdogs.
Speaking of hamilton, how does that one hamilton song go, oracle?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Oracle, what should I do after I win the lottery?
Spend it with your money.
Oracle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A question for you to ask.
Oracle, so that means you give up and bite, don't you?
Ouija boards lick them.
Oracle, how do Ouija Boards lick lolipops?
With hostility.
Oracle, What other songs do you know other than Hamilton's classic "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You are my sunshine.
Oracle, what other musicals do you like?
I hate all disney copycats.
Oracle, what is America coming to, and can it be fixed?
America AMerica AMErica AMERica AMERIca AMERICa AMERICA!!!!!!!
Oracle, why aren't I famous yet?
Lack luster.
Oracle, why do you hate us in zendo questions?
Because you smell.
Oracle, how does one aquire the Luster which one might Lack?
One simply does indeed walk straight into applesauce.
Oracle, who is the fairest one of all?
Not zoraster but, also ......Zoraster.
Oracle, why shouldn't I nightkill you?
I'm bulletproof and a huuuuuuge paranoid nun jester.
Oracle, who was jack the ripper?
She who rips souls.
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Oracle, where should I go for the best entertainment?
M C dot com.
Oracle, how do I know you're not getting your answers from an Ouija board?
Goodbye.
Oracle? You still there?
No.
Oracle, can you sing me a sea shanty?
Why?
Oracle, why did I get possessed by a demon last week?
Well, you screwed a witch and the deamon was ordered to ask "what are fungi" repeatedly forever, but not for no reason!
Oracle, who do you admire most?
My iron giant.
Oracle, how should I spend my time?