So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Can we all learn to program in our spare time?
3. Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake?
7. Doesn't Ircher know Greek?
8. If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah?
9. Will noone look?
10. Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing?
12. But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day?
14. Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend?
15. Will no one seek all?
17. Should I not seek love?
22. Should I not seek knowledge?
26. Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education?
32. Should I not seek?
33. Should I not work?
34. Should I not love?
35. Should I love?
37. Should I not?
38. Should I not seek work?
40. Can I believe you've done this?
43. Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3?
45. Should I work?
48. Shall I work?
57. Are you going to the mariachi audition?
59. Will noone seek letters?
62. Will noone be no one?
64. Will letters seek noone?
65. Are you stabbable?
66. Will noone be?
68. Will letters seek all?
70. Should I not work seek?
75. So is asking this question a waste of my time, then?
77. Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie?
78. But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case?
Spoiler: The nos so far
Isn't learning a new language hard, though?
1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
2. Does my cat like me?
4. Should I learn Chinese?
5. Can I learn Chinese?
6. Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week?
11. Will all seek happiness?
13. Will all seek all?
16. Should I seek love?
18. Will all look?
19. Will all be loved?
20. What is love?
21. Can a Can Can-Can?
23. Isn't learning a new language hard?
24. Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program?
25. Do I know how to program?
27. Will no one look?
28. Will no one seek all?
29. Will nobody look?
30. Will nobody seek all?
31. Will most questions be answered with No?
36. Should this rule be illegal?
39. Why are the winning numbers redacted?
41. Should I seek work?
42. Should I seek?
44. Should I see?
46. Will all seek noone?
47. Will all seek letters?
49. Yeah?
50. Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3?
51. Will all seek no one?
52. Why did you redact the question to judge them?
53. Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union?
54. Is teleportation possible, either?
55. I work?
56. I sleep?
58. If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth?
60. Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology?
61. Are you sure we are living in reality?
63. Will no one be noone?
67. Will no one be?
69. Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
71. Is there double?
72. Will all seem speckless?
73. Is there double trouble?
74. Is there any question worth asking?
76. Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier?
Can we all learn to program in our spare time?
3. Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake?
7. Doesn't Ircher know Greek?
8. If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah?
9. Will no one look?
10. Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing?
12. But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day?
14. Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend?
15. Will noone seek all?
17. Should I not seek love?
22. Should I not seek knowledge?
26. Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education?
32. Should I not seek?
33. Should I not work?
34. Should I not love?
35. Should I love?
37. Should I not?
38. Should I not seek work?
40. Can I believe you've done this?
43. Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3?
45. Should I work?
48. Shall I work?
57. Are you going to the mariachi audition?
59. Will noone seek letters?
62. Will noone be no one?
64. Will letters seek noone?
65. Are you stabbable?
66. Will noone be?
68. Will letters seek all?
70. Should I not work seek?
75. So is asking this question a waste of my time, then?
77. Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie?
78. But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case?
Spoiler: The nos so far
Isn't learning a new language hard, though?
1. Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
2. Does my cat like me?
4. Should I learn Chinese?
5. Can I learn Chinese?
6. Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week?
11. Will all seek happiness?
13. Will all seek all?
16. Should I seek love?
18. Will all look?
19. Will all be loved?
20. What is love?
21. Can a Can Can-Can?
23. Isn't learning a new language hard?
24. Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program?
25. Do I know how to program?
27. Will no one look?
28. Will no one seek all?
29. Will nobody look?
30. Will nobody seek all?
31. Will most questions be answered with No?
36. Should this rule be illegal?
39. Why are the winning numbers redacted?
41. Should I seek work?
42. Should I seek?
44. Should I see?
46. Will all seek noone?
47. Will all seek letters?
49. Yeah?
50. Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3?
51. Will all seek no one?
52. Why did you redact the question to judge them?
53. Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union?
54. Is teleportation possible, either?
55. I work?
56. I sleep?
58. If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth?
60. Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology?
61. Are you sure we are living in reality?
63. Will no one be noone?
67. Will no one be?
69. Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
71. Is there double?
72. Will all seem speckless?
73. Is there double trouble?
74. Is there any question worth asking?
76. Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier?
Some observations:
So far:
Every question starting with the words "Should I not", including "Should I not?" itself, have been answered yes. However, questions starting with the words "Should I" without the word "not" following have more often been answered no (but can go either way).
Every question starting with the words "Is there", "Will all", "Will no", or "Will nobody" have been answered no (however, every question starting with the words "Will noone", without the space between "no" and "one", have been answered yes).
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
So far, of the first fifty numbered questions (excluding #51 and the freebies to make nice even percentages):
- For 0% of them, I looked at their first word to reach judgment.
- For 8% of them, I looked at their second word to reach judgment.
- For 64% of them, I looked at their third word to reach judgment.
- For 4% of them, I looked at their fourth word to reach judgment.
- For the remaining 24% of them, I
{redacted}
to reach judgment.
Spoiler: Hint 2
And lo, did a Courier arrive to the petitioners, bearing Three messages of hope.
The first message, Opened with a flourish Did read: seek ye A Font of wisdom, for in it thou may find Your path to success.
the second message, opened Did read: learn well the lessons Of the past, for Nowadays, history Tries to repeat itself.
the third message, opened Did read: when Even the words and Letters do not Answer You, trust that there are other options to fall back on.
thus, did the Courier depart, bearing one final warning: be not hasty.
Can we all learn to program in our spare time? -
You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard, though? -
All you need is a large enough wallet.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.
(No)
Does my cat like me? -
It likes your food; it tolerates you.
(No)
Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? -
First, you must bring him back to life.
(Yes)
Should I learn Chinese? -
We've moved on from that market already.
(No)
Can I learn Chinese? -
It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.
(No)
Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? -
Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.
(No)
Doesn't Ircher know Greek? -
This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.
(Yes)
If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? -
Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!
(Yes)
Will noone look? -
Noone is always watching.
(Yes)
Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? -
Your skills at uncremation will be needed.
(Yes)
Will all seek happiness? -
Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.
(No)
But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? -
Different alphabets, for one.
(Yes)
Will all seek all? -
I do not seek the Holy Grail.
(No)
Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? -
Relaxation at its finest.
(Yes)
Will noone seek all? -
Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.
(Yes)
Should I seek love? -
Better to let it find you first.
(No)
Should I not seek love? -
It's on the hunt. Be wary.
(Yes)
Will all look? -
Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.
(No)
Will all be loved? -
Love is particular about who it hunts.
(No)
What is love? -
No one word can sum it up.
(No)
Can a Can Can-Can? -
Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.
(No)
Should I not seek knowledge? -
Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.
(Yes)
Isn't learning a new language hard? -
Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!
(No)
Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? -
But not that adequately sized.
(No)
Do I know how to program? -
Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.
(No)
Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? -
Do you really want to read code to the above standards?
(Yes)
Will no one look? -
The eyes of the nation are upon you.
(No)
Will no one seek all? -
Someone's gotta have it all.
(No)
Will nobody look? -
You're in the spotlight.
(No)
Will nobody seek all? -
Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.
(No)
Will most questions be answered with No? -
Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.
(No)
Should I not seek? -
Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.
(Yes)
Should I not work? -
Labor Day can be celebrated every day.
(Yes)
Should I not love? -
Please come along quietly.
(Yes)
Should I love? -
It's all in the timing. (Not really.)
(Yes)
Should this rule be illegal? -
Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.
(No)
Should I not? -
Don't even think about it.
(Yes)
Should I not seek work? -
The winning lottery numbers are ...
{redacted}
(Yes)
Why are the winning numbers redacted? -
What winning numbers?
(No)
Can I believe you've done this? -
What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*
(Yes)
Should I seek work? -
Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.
(No)
Should I seek? -
Today is a day of mourning.
(No)
Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? -
Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.
(Yes)
Should I see? -
Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.
(No)
Should I work? -
Being paid is a wonderful thing.
(Yes)
Will all seek noone? -
Poor noone. Nobody wants them.
(No)
Will all seek letters? -
Nobody seeks what is readily available.
(No)
Shall I work? -
We don't pay you to sit around.
(Yes)
Yeah? -
Nope.
(No)
Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? -
Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.
(No)
Will all seek no one? -
That sounds paradoxical.
(No)
Why did you redact the question to judge them? -
There is no redacted information, citizen.
(No)
Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? -
Time travel is not possible.
(No)
Is teleportation possible, either? -
Not in this reality. Try the one next door.
(No)
I work? -
Sleeping doesn't count as work.
(No)
I sleep? -
Mariachi auditions are ongoing.
(No)
Are you going to the mariachi audition? -
I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.
(Yes)
If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? -
The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.
(No)
Will noone seek letters? -
Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.
(Yes)
Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? -
The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.
(No)
Are you sure we are living in reality? -
Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.
(No)
Will noone be no one? -
Noone has already been forgotten.
(Yes)
Will no one be noone? -
Someone has to do it ...
(No)
Will letters seek noone? -
Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.
(Yes)
Are you stabbable? -
We already established that last time.
(Yes)
Will noone be? -
If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?
(Yes)
Will no one be? -
Noone is, therefore someone is.
(No)
Will letters seek all? -
The campaign got a little out of hand ...
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
They look like tires to me.
(No)
Should I not work seek? -
That's what headhunters are for.
(Yes)
Is there double? -
We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!
(No)
Will all seem speckless? -
Life ain't a clean room.
(No)
Is there double trouble? -
Team Rocket is on hiatus.
(No)
Is there any question worth asking? -
It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.
(No)
So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? -
Who needs hints, anyway?
(Yes)
Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? -
Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.
(No)
Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? -
Always shoot the messenger.
(Yes)
But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? -
Words have a lot in common with bullets.
(Yes)
Should I? -
Don't do it.
(No)
I should? -
Answer's still the same.
(No)
Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? -
Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.
(No)
Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? -
The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.
