Zendo Questions III

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1271 (isolation #0) » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:40 pm

Are you ready to rumble still?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1278 (isolation #1) » Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:46 am

Guess: Number of characters is divisible by six = Yes

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1283 (isolation #2) » Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:07 pm

Who let your two feet behind?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1291 (isolation #3) » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:09 pm

Are you read to rumble still?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1294 (isolation #4) » Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:02 pm

Cant I divide you by zero?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1298 (isolation #5) » Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:28 am

Cant or divide you by zero?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1300 (isolation #6) » Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:51 am

Cant o divide you by zero?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1307 (isolation #7) » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:15 pm

Are yo ready to Hawaii?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1314 (isolation #8) » Thu Oct 13, 2022 4:22 pm

Are you read to Hawaii?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1364 (isolation #9) » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:27 pm

Can I do one?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1366 (isolation #10) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 1:51 am

Okay, thank you

I have a rule.

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1368 (isolation #11) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 6:44 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1370 (isolation #12) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:34 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:17 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:49 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Oct 31, 2022 12:05 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1380 (isolation #16) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 1:30 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1382 (isolation #17) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:47 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1384 (isolation #18) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:00 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1386 (isolation #19) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:07 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1388 (isolation #20) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:34 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1390 (isolation #21) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:16 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1392 (isolation #22) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 2:02 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1394 (isolation #23) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:22 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1396 (isolation #24) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:28 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1398 (isolation #25) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:41 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1401 (isolation #26) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 2:44 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 02, 2022 10:33 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:35 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:16 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:25 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:29 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:39 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1417 (isolation #33) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:12 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1419 (isolation #34) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:27 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1421 (isolation #35) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 4:31 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1423 (isolation #36) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 5:04 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1425 (isolation #37) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:02 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1427 (isolation #38) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:39 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1429 (isolation #39) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 5:00 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1431 (isolation #40) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 5:47 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1434 (isolation #41) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:55 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1436 (isolation #42) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:27 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1438 (isolation #43) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:32 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1440 (isolation #44) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:51 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Fri Nov 04, 2022 12:13 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1445 (isolation #46) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 3:52 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1447 (isolation #47) » Sat Nov 05, 2022 1:44 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1450 (isolation #48) » Sun Nov 06, 2022 8:34 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1452 (isolation #49) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 1:52 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1454 (isolation #50) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 6:33 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:51 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Mon Nov 07, 2022 12:27 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Nov 07, 2022 12:59 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1461 (isolation #54) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 1:03 pm

1 hint available

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1464 (isolation #55) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 2:10 pm

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1466 (isolation #56) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 2:39 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1468 (isolation #57) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 2:57 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1472 (isolation #58) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:11 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1474 (isolation #59) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:19 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1476 (isolation #60) » Mon Nov 07, 2022 3:31 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1478 (isolation #61) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:17 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1480 (isolation #62) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:00 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1482 (isolation #63) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:51 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1484 (isolation #64) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:02 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1487 (isolation #65) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:07 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1489 (isolation #66) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:11 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1491 (isolation #67) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:56 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1494 (isolation #68) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:06 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1496 (isolation #69) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:22 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1498 (isolation #70) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:47 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Another hint available.

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1502 (isolation #71) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:13 pm

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1505 (isolation #72) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:30 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1507 (isolation #73) » Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:05 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1509 (isolation #74) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 1:20 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1511 (isolation #75) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 2:46 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1513 (isolation #76) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 2:59 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1515 (isolation #77) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:38 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1517 (isolation #78) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:49 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1519 (isolation #79) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:46 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 09, 2022 11:24 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 09, 2022 12:15 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1525 (isolation #82) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 1:19 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1527 (isolation #83) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 4:58 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1528 (isolation #84) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 4:59 pm

And happy scum day!

Wickedestjr · Thu Nov 10, 2022 12:31 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1531 (isolation #86) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:20 pm

I put together a list of pairs of questions that are very similar to each other but have opposing answers. Hopefully this helps a little bit.

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)

Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)

Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)

Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)

Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)

Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)

You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)

Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1533 (isolation #87) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:49 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1535 (isolation #88) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:59 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Fri Nov 11, 2022 12:58 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)
Am I dangerous?
I wouldn't say so.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1540 (isolation #90) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 4:47 am

Spoiler: All answers

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)
Am I dangerous?
I wouldn't say so.
(No)
Is poker annoying?
I've actually been on a downswing the past few months.
(Yes)
Is poker dangerous?
It's pretty safe, especially if you play online.
(No)
Is blackjack annoying?
Blackjack can be pretty swingy too.
(Yes)
Is blackjack dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)

Spoiler: Similar questions with different answers

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1541 (isolation #91) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 4:48 am

One more question, choose wisely

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1546 (isolation #92) » Tue Nov 15, 2022 1:52 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)
Am I dangerous?
I wouldn't say so.
(No)
Is poker annoying?
I've actually been on a downswing the past few months.
(Yes)
Is poker dangerous?
It's pretty safe, especially if you play online.
(No)
Is blackjack annoying?
Blackjack can be pretty swingy too.
(Yes)
Is blackjack dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play?
That sounds like more fun.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1547 (isolation #93) » Tue Nov 15, 2022 2:25 am

Final hints:

In order to answer these questions, I have to be aware of the first half and the second half.
Of all 102 questions, question 21 "Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?", which I answered 'yes' to, is
farthest
from having a different answer.

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1549 (isolation #94) » Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:25 am

Surrender?

Wickedestjr · Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:31 am

I'll reveal my rule tomorrow morning, unless someone surrenders or explicitly states that they want more time.

Wickedestjr · Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:34 pm

Spoiler: My rule

I'm happy to pass it off to whoever wants to go next.

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1558 (isolation #97) » Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:33 pm

Is your rule the exact same as mine?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1560 (isolation #98) » Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:44 pm

Are you incapable of coming up with your own rule?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1564 (isolation #99) » Sat Nov 19, 2022 4:17 pm

Would going to see Hamilton and learning about his entire life be helpful for me figuring out your rule?

Wickedestjr · Sun Nov 20, 2022 5:57 pm

Can you answer 'yes' to a question that's longer than ten words, such as this one?

Wickedestjr · Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:58 pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 23, 2022 7:29 am

Turkey better than ham?

Wickedestjr · Sat Nov 26, 2022 10:23 am

Did you know that it's your turn in Sparts?

Wickedestjr · Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:15 pm

What is your rule?

Wickedestjr · Sat Nov 26, 2022 6:35 pm

Can you tell me what it is after 100 questions?

Wickedestjr · Sun Nov 27, 2022 4:46 am

Are you going to answer ‘yes’ to any of our questions?

Wickedestjr · Sun Nov 27, 2022 2:34 pm

Thanksgiving was good?

Wickedestjr · Sun Nov 27, 2022 3:43 pm

Could I have done a better job preparing it?

Wickedestjr · Sun Nov 27, 2022 6:49 pm

Would you like to explain why my computer is on blocks?

Wickedestjr · Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:16 pm

Wickedestjr · Mon Nov 28, 2022 4:59 pm

You going to answer my previous question?

Wickedestjr · Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:21 pm

Would you like to explain why my computer car is on blocks?
Would you like to explain why my compar is on blocks?

Wickedestjr · Tue Nov 29, 2022 5:58 pm

Would you like to explain why my compaaar is on blocks?

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:39 am

Would you like to explain why my compaar is on blocks?

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 30, 2022 7:42 am

You going to answer any of our questions?

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 30, 2022 8:57 am

You going to answer any questions?

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:50 am

You going to answer my questions?

Wickedestjr · Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:33 pm

You going to answer my question?

Wickedestjr · Fri Dec 02, 2022 6:06 pm

Would you like to explin why my compaaar is on blocks?

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:01 am

Would you like to explain why my compaaar is on block?

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 04, 2022 3:53 pm

Do you like morse code questions?
Would you like to explain gravitational theory on Thanksgiving?

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 04, 2022 4:45 pm

Thanksgiving was gravitational?

Wickedestjr · Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:57 pm

Spoiler: Yes

Spoiler: No

Spoiler: Close ones

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:13 pm

Have you been enjoying our struggle to figure out the indistinguishableness of these 'yes' or 'no' questions?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 10, 2022 2:09 pm

Guess: Number of letters in the longest word is a number in the Fibonacci sequence (1 1 2 3 5 8 13 ...) = yes

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 10, 2022 2:30 pm

That was a good one.

I was stumped as to how 'compaar' could possibly differ from 'compaaar', but that's a satisfying explanation.

I have a rule.

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 10, 2022 2:52 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:53 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 11, 2022 1:25 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 11, 2022 2:55 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:40 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 11, 2022 12:31 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 12, 2022 9:05 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 12, 2022 10:15 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:51 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 12, 2022 11:48 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Wed Dec 14, 2022 12:09 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Wed Dec 14, 2022 5:03 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Thu Dec 15, 2022 4:57 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:49 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Thu Dec 15, 2022 4:01 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Fri Dec 16, 2022 3:17 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:38 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 17, 2022 8:02 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 17, 2022 9:28 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 17, 2022 2:34 pm

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Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 17, 2022 3:16 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 18, 2022 12:35 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 18, 2022 5:32 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 12:30 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:06 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:07 am

In post 1736, biancospino wrote:I hope I can ask more questions in one go.

I think it's fine. Welcome

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:48 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:13 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 2:05 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 3:09 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 3:11 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 19, 2022 5:06 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:00 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:59 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Tue Dec 20, 2022 9:34 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:11 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Thu Dec 22, 2022 5:38 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)

One hint available.

Wickedestjr · Fri Dec 23, 2022 3:05 am

Here are two more that should help:

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:59 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:49 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 24, 2022 4:26 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:02 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:16 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)

Merry Christmas!

Wickedestjr · Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:42 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Dec 26, 2022 11:38 am

Happy birthday!

Wickedestjr · Thu Dec 29, 2022 4:25 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Fri Dec 30, 2022 5:58 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sat Dec 31, 2022 3:37 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:57 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:39 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Jan 02, 2023 4:35 pm

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:50 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:07 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:14 am

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:36 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:52 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Thu Jan 12, 2023 2:11 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Fri Jan 13, 2023 4:45 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)

Another hint?

Wickedestjr · Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:15 am

Hints:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:32 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)

Hints:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:10 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:13 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:47 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Mon Jan 23, 2023 11:33 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:54 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Wed Jan 25, 2023 3:22 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)
Is the?
Well it isn't not the.
(Yes)
Is way?
Yes way.
(Yes)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Wed Jan 25, 2023 8:18 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)
Is the?
Well it isn't not the.
(Yes)
Is way?
Yes way.
(Yes)
Is a?
B.
(No)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Wed Jan 25, 2023 10:05 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)
Is the?
Well it isn't not the.
(Yes)
Is way?
Yes way.
(Yes)
Is a?
B.
(No)
Is it?
It isn't.
(No)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Wed Jan 25, 2023 4:05 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)
Is the?
Well it isn't not the.
(Yes)
Is way?
Yes way.
(Yes)
Is a?
B.
(No)
Is it?
It isn't.
(No)
Is th?
Nope.
(No)
Is wa?
No way.
(No)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Wed Jan 25, 2023 4:33 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)
Is the?
Well it isn't not the.
(Yes)
Is way?
Yes way.
(Yes)
Is a?
B.
(No)
Is it?
It isn't.
(No)
Is th?
Nope.
(No)
Is wa?
No way.
(No)
Was this?
It was.
(Yes)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Thu Jan 26, 2023 3:28 am

Spoiler: Answers

Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)

Shall Farren try to court Lady Luck?
On second thought, if you have to ask this many times, then it probably is true love.
(Yes)
Is SC good at playing slots?
Like I said, I don't think there's really any skill in it.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
Will you loan me a punching bag?
I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.
(No)
Can I sledgehammer Ircher's punching bag?
Sure, that's a healthy outlet.
(Yes)
Can I offer some suggestions?
Clearly I'm doing something wrong seeing as you're the second person to ask.
(Yes)
Can you offer some suggestions?
Not until after question 50.
(No)
Should I go to Gamblers Anonymous, come to think of it?
I've never had an issue with your level of gambling.
(No)
Is luck a lady; should I try to court her?
Go for it!
(Yes)
Should Farren try to court Lady Luck?
If you have to ask a second time, then it's probably not true love.
(No)
Shall I help Farren find someone else?
I think he can manage on his own.
(No)
Am I good at playing video poker, either?
You are a poker shark.
(Yes)
Shall I fix the video poker machine that I destroyed, then?
It is broken beyond repair.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shouldn't.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court Farren?
She shall not.
(No)
Shall Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
I think she just needs some space.
(No)
Should Lady Luck try to court the landlord?
Hmm, let me think... no!
(No)
Shall the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
Can you guys just leave her alone?
(No)
Should the landlord try to court Lady Luck?
It's weird how often you all have to ask.
(No)
Shall I apologize to Lady Luck?
That would be a nice thing to do.
(Yes)
Are you having a merry Christmas?
Hasn't really started yet, still waiting for a family member to wake up.
(No)
Shall I wake them up?
They're up now, but thanks for asking!
(No)
Shall I share some of my birthday cake with you guys?
Coincidentally, we're all allergic to cake.
(No)
What kind of cake is it?
It doesn't matter if we're all allergic to it.
(No)
Are you looking forward to a happy 2023?
Definitely! Happy New Year!
(Yes)
Did you have fun last night?
I failed all my new year's resolutions in the first ten minutes.
(No)
Anything I can do to help?
Ask me again in December.
(No)
But isn't that a long time away?
It's very far away, but that's the consequence for failing my resolutions so quickly.
(Yes)
Is it that hard for me to come up with a good question?
It's just a busy time of year.
(No)
Shall I try harder to come up with a good question?
I think you're doing just fine.
(No)
Is this the droid I am looking for?
Beep boop beep beep.
(Yes)
Now that I have found the droid, can it help me improve at poker?
The droid knows all the odds.
(Yes)
What about blackjack?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
(Yes)
Shall I play poker with the droid?
Only if you enjoy losing lots of money.
(No)
Do I have a lot of money to begin with?
I heard they're making a $500 bill with you featured on it.
(Yes)
Shall I?
Don't even think about it!
(No)
Is this the way?
Yeah, now you're on the right track.
(Yes)
Is the way?
Yes, this is the way.
(Yes)
Is this way?
Yes, it's this way.
(Yes)
Is this?
I can't say 'no' to you.
(Yes)
Is a way?
What?
(No)
Is away?
Yeah I was afk but now I'm back. Thanks for checking on me.
(Yes)
Isthis?
Idon'tthinkso.
(No)
Is t?
No u.
(No)
Is the?
Well it isn't not the.
(Yes)
Is way?
Yes way.
(Yes)
Is a?
B.
(No)
Is it?
It isn't.
(No)
Is th?
Nope.
(No)
Is wa?
No way.
(No)
Was this?
It was.
(Yes)
Was it?
It was not.
(No)

Hints after question 75:

This was an accurate observation by biancospino; only the beginning of the question matters.
For most of the questions that I've answered 'yes' to, I only needed to look at the first two words (and the rest of the question had no influence on my answer). For example, note that I have always answered 'yes' to any question beginning with the words, "Is there...".
There has yet to be a question where I've had to read more than the first four words and still answered 'yes' (meaning my condition has always been satisfied either in the first four words or not at all).

Wickedestjr · Tue Jan 31, 2023 11:33 am

Give up?

Wickedestjr · Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:37 pm

Spoiler: Answer

Zendo Questions III

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Re: Zendo Questions III

Re: Zendo Questions III