Micro 1076: Divide and Conquer [game over]

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hey, i'm here now. are there any issues with outing hoods or should we not do that?

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for everyone's convenience, the hoods are as follows:

small hood: osuka, Firebringer, and The Bulge
big hood: Krile, Ausuka, Greeting, Doctor Drew, patchwork, and WaltertheDunce10

the sun rises. it is now day 1.

oh well we don't even have to out hoods. thanks datisi!

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doctor doctor! my hood, it is so small

VOTE: dr drew

I can prescribe a pill that will make your hood huge.

VOTE: Patch

hi drew o/ !!!! VOTE: drew

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45 is lamist in a scummy way, no attempt to persuade, was vibing rvs seconds ago

how is it lamist
wdym no attempt to persuade bro ain't even saying anything

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VOTE: patchwork

OH NO!!!! VOTE: ausuka

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Why Drew

we played a game before so i was voting him back as a friendly way of "hi i know you"

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also krile this is unrelated but what stardew character are you, i avent played that game since quarantine lmao

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Why Drew

Why Drew

we played a game before so i was voting him back as a friendly way of "hi i know you"

Don't believe his lies, Patch is scum and chose me for his Hood to spite me

their*

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I am not a Stardew character how dare you

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45 is lamist in a scummy way, no attempt to persuade, was vibing rvs seconds ago

how is it lamist

it's not, that slot is just scumfuck

you'll have to do better than that to pocket me though

i'm not pocketing you, it was just really dumb lmao
you wish i gave you that much attention though

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Drew is very Dr I voted him in rvs

Tbh patchwork seems like a boring place to start but that's not significant that much

EXCUSE ME i am very interesting

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I have an IMMEDIATE EMOTIONAL RESPONSE about Stardew valley STOP STREAMING IT

stardew va- *gets violently murdered*

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osuka im at pg5 and i dont get why ur so frudtrated why are you so mad

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here's why the question is dumb: if "i think" they're "open wolfing" then i think they're scum, which i explained i do. if i don't "think" so, then why am i pushing that? the question is stupid for several reasons:
- it's effectively unanswerable by virtue of being unclear (what are you asking? how confident i am?)
- it's not going to gain any information i hadn't already put out (i.e., whether i think they're scum)
- it's loosely defined (what constitutes "open wolfing" depends on who you ask)

can we stop talking about "open wolfing"? this is fucking stupid. if you want me to elaborate, and i've already pointed this out, ask a specific question

yeah i think this is more convincing than what drew's saying. while i dont neccesarily like osuka's play idk their meta so i cant really comment much on it

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also yeah drew towny tbh, reminds me of his play in the game i played with him
imo both osuka and drew are townleans and i think their argument is more likely to be t/t or w/w than t/w
actually probably not w/w

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Checking in. Never played this format before, hope it will be fun.

greetings, greeting

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flavour

this flavor is so fucking good

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yeah i really don't have much to say but now i'm tinfoiling (drew osuka)

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yeah i really don't have much to say but now i'm tinfoiling (drew osuka)

say more ab this?

like drew is accusing osuka and krile of theater or whatever but in my opinion their scumreads on each other seem to come out of nowhere? like they both feel very reachy and their reactions to each other doesn't feel genuine
like what the fuck is there to be mad abt i don't see it. and they've been arguing for like, what, five pages? it feels more like a distancing act from two wolves than two town genuinely believing in what they're trying to push, and while drew did give me that tiny town ping (vibes align a little) i'm rereading his posts and it doesn't give me that vibe anymore. like maybe i'm illiterate or something but their pushes on each other are just... so dumb. it doesn't feel like something that comes from town

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maybe its jus me but ill look into it more later my brains a little fried from math

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Do you think osuka is independently scummy patch

their play is annoying but not specifically AI, and i dont' really understand their sr on drew
so no they're probably a null i haven't cased them because i just haven;t been paying attention to the spat drew and osuka were havbing

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i only just started being suspicious of them literally two hours and thirty minutes ago during one of my classes lol

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lol imagine

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i only just started being suspicious of them literally two hours and thirty minutes ago during one of my classes lol

Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough

I want to understand your thought process between zoning out and not reading the conflict to being confident enough to express a theory based on your opinions of the conflict, all without reading said conflict?

no... i read the conflict, but i didn't pay attention to what they were saying specifically after a certain point (pg 7). because it seemed stupid and i stopped caring.

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oops gotta remove my rvs vote UNVOTE:

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Do the later part of the conflict change your reading of it then?

see, uh. i still haven't reread it. i'm still going off of what i know of the earlier parts of it. but yeah, i should probably do that now.

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i liked that post from osuka the one about their impressions
but i had no idea what correlated to what like which is townread which is scumread

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i say we all post reviews of our favorite anime for readable content.
The one with the worst takes (most likely ausuka) are def scum and should be eliminated.

on a serious note if we want engagement in this game, we need more chime in for them the less active players like greeting and bulge.

i don't have a favorite anime but i like the evangelion series and i also watched bsd recently and i enjoyed it

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Greeting if you are trying to pocket me, you are doing a damn fine job at it.

out of curiosity how is that pocketing

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pagetop? please

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LETS GOOOOOO massive L for osuka

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who are you

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oh drew

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are you allowed to pop in here with your hydra like that or

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I think this game can have some kinda 51/49 solve figuring out who is whipped cream posting because they're scum and who is just, doing it anyway. My current stance is still that patch knows whose the scum is and they're stiff for that reason. Walter and drew less worrisome although I go back and forth on some of their posts.

im not that smart i fuckign wish my only theory rn is osuka/drew but that's bc tinfoiling and i wouldn't push either of them until i actually case them

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ehhh idk how to feel about bulge's posting it doesn't ping me one way or another

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are you being deliberately obtuse about what krile means by you knowing who scum is

no??? is isis trying to say i'm scum

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cause i didnt read it that way

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damn okay i see how it is

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what even was the point of that question if you're just going to vote me upon my answer lmao

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feigned ignorance huh

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i guess it's time to drop the "i'm autistic and shit at communicating and understanding what people say so please be more patient with me if i misunderstand something or read something incorrectly" that i do in literally every game

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and b4 someone comes at me accusing me of using my mental illness as an "excuse", im really not lmao. i don't see what i even need an excuse for, either, i'm just saying it now because it seems to be relevant. its not "feigned ignorance". i assumed isis meant that i had a solve, not that she was throwing shade on me abt how i was scum.

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Like to me it just seems like you're more focused on things that are wrong and pushable than like finding the scum and stuff

should i be pushing on things that are right? if there's an inconsistency itt that catches my eye i will comment to look for clarification and try to glean more information, and ill be especially pushy if i think the player in question is scum. not sure how else you think i should be scumhunting

how was my misunderstanding an "inconsistency"? smh

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i liked that post from osuka the one about their impressions
but i had no idea what correlated to what like which is townread which is scumread

reread the post until you understand what it's saying

which post

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LETS GOOOOOO massive L for osuka

side note: see viewtopic.php?t=84245 and viewtopic.php?t=86324 for what i think is the origin of pagetop daddy

aight later

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I think this game can have some kinda 51/49 solve figuring out who is whipped cream posting because they're scum and who is just, doing it anyway. My current stance is still that patch knows whose the scum is and they're stiff for that reason. Walter and drew less worrisome although I go back and forth on some of their posts.

im not that smart i fuckign wish my only theory rn is osuka/drew but that's bc tinfoiling and i wouldn't push either of them until i actually case them

what's stopping you from casing us?

no motivation, and there aren't enough posts to ISO because neither of you ping me alone

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OH that list
goldfish brain

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since tensions have been high and i want everyone to have fun, i'm making different groups of players and hopefully everyone will have at least one friend they can relate to in this game. here we go:

missed this

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i liked that post from osuka the one about their impressions
but i had no idea what correlated to what like which is townread which is scumread

reread the post until you understand what it's saying

which post

OH that list
goldfish brain

i take it you figured it out? it was the post you're talking about

yeah i did

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i mean idk if im right but how i read it is you're not finding alignment but rather grouping players together on how they feel to you and based on play(???)

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i mean idk if im right but how i read it is you're not finding alignment but rather grouping players together on how they feel to you and based on play(???)

yes and no

i'm feeling unusually nice this morning so ill just quote myself instead of telling you to read again:

this doesn't necessarily mean they're scum, though, because i don't think either of these slots is much more likely than random to flip red.

oh
okay
cool

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patchwork's tinfoil theory being forced

How

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noobscum

cough
you lost to me in that game tyvm

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looks like no one's believing you this game either

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cock

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patchwork's tinfoil theory being forced

How

you provided a controversial theory about an argument which by your own admission you hadnt even read

Did you miss the part about how I read it but stopped afterwards because they were going in circles? smh.

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like lets be honest here "i stopped paying attention later" =/= "did not read it at all"

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heyyy guys do you think i communicated what i meant not well enough to the point where bulge misunderstood it or is bulge scum for trying to put words in my mouth

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yeah they're in the small hood and i'm in the big one
and ugh, yeah, lorne
that fucker

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honestly? im pretty fucking ready to abandon my tinfoil and just go vote bulge
gonna do it VOTE: bulge
and if they clarify they misunderstood i'll give them the benefit of the doubt

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the bulge's posts also a bunch of meh

but if we're doing the small hood (we should) then we should do between fber and bulge. osuka hardposted out of people's normal scumranges imo.

yeah think you summed up my opinion on small hood, for me it’s just a 1v1 and whoever sucks ass at convincing me they’re town gets my vote

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heyyy guys do you think i communicated what i meant not well enough to the point where bulge misunderstood it or is bulge scum for trying to put words in my mouth

either you're trying to rescind an earlier rant about not having read the thread or whatever, or this conversation is the result of abject communication failure on your end. i can't tell which one it is yet but i'm sure as all fuck not taking your word at face value about it

what earlier rant r you even talking about lol
also refer to what i said earlier about autism, i was asking to clarify before i voted because i didn’t want to vote bulge for something that was my bad

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also yeah gimli is def town

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where did I contradict myself? on tinfoil theory all i see about what I said is “i read the earlier parts of the argument but stopped paying attention at some point” or something along those lines, because i did in fact just start skimming like at the middle of page 8

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Oh that post lmao

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fuck it whatever i don't even think that's the real problem with your iso anyway

What is it then

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drew ur wild

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This literally is you and Lorne all over again.

it literally isn't
besides who even is the lorne to my scum!me?????
i get you're probably getting the "where is my slip" vibes from that post, but keep in mind the "slip" you were pushing me for WASN'T EVEN A SLIP in the first place, and i was asking osuka what the issue with my iso is? lol.

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This literally is you and Lorne all over again.

it literally isn't
besides who even is the lorne to my scum!me?????
i get you're probably getting the "where is my slip" vibes from that post, but keep in mind the "slip" you were pushing me for WASN'T EVEN A SLIP in the first place, and i was asking osuka what the issue with my iso is? lol.

So you know what not to do?

what does this mean /gen

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drew i dont have anything to say but i hope you know that hwen you miselim me i'll be haunting you from deadchat for shit play

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drew i dont have anything to say but i hope you know that hwen you miselim me i'll be haunting you from deadchat for shit play

Lol, so worried about being elim'ed?

And didn't realize I had the ability to elim you all by myself.

no not really, i'm fine with beign elimmed, but it shows your overreliance on meta

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If it’s not

osuka

or you, must be him.

this is kind of obvious is it not

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date night tn keep me alive and ill be more useful d2 prmise <33
VOTE: firebringer

have fun

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UNVOTE: because it's objectively shit play to hammer while the inactive players haven't given their takes

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i'll revote later but once we see more from greeting and perhaps krile. maybe krile's been here but i just havent seen them at all

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because there's other players who haven't come in yet and if someone accidentally hammers while osuka and greeting and krile are all gone it wouldn't be very fair for them would it.
and yeah, accidental hammers are more common than you think they'd be. (see newbie 2114, i accidentally hammered twice in that game)

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because there's other players who haven't come in yet and if someone accidentally hammers while osuka and greeting and krile are all gone it wouldn't be very fair for them would it.
and yeah, accidental hammers are more common than you think they'd be. (see newbie 2114, i accidentally hammered twice in that game)

First of, Bulge is at E-1 now. Realized I didn't specify that.

But yes, they do happen. But to elim someone they do have to be at E-1 at some point(but you seriously lolhammered twice in a game? That is impressive actually lol).

I would rather keep a person at E-1 to judge the reactions......like this one from you for example.

yeah, that's fair. i usually keep players at e-1 but osuka was like "if u bitches hammer while im gone ill get ur ass" and i was like "oh shit yeah what if someone accidentally hammers" so i unvoted so the day didn't end early (and in my defense, the first time i missed a post about how a player was at e-1 and the second time i voted while i was catching up.... i don't vote while catching up anymore)

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i'll revote later but once we see more from greeting and perhaps krile. maybe krile's been here but i just havent seen them at all

I'm a her

My bad, I just default to they/them for people usually because of gender-neutrality. I'll try to use she/her from now on, though.

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I still think osuka/drew is a viable pairing but I feel like I'm more confident on scum firebringer. I'll have to look tthrough ISOs when I find the time.

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I still think osuka/drew is a viable pairing but I feel like I'm more confident on scum firebringer. I'll have to look tthrough ISOs when I find the time.

Explain why u think day 1 osuka/drew was a S/S?

their argument felt pointless, really stupid, and like something fabricated to separate them
so imo it's either t/t or w/w, no t/w

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like it was just really overblown fmpov? drew was still super worked up abt it in hood

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I still think osuka/drew is a viable pairing but I feel like I'm more confident on scum firebringer. I'll have to look tthrough ISOs when I find the time.

Explain why u think day 1 osuka/drew was a S/S?

their argument felt pointless, really stupid, and like something fabricated to separate them
so imo it's either t/t or w/w, no t/w

this is a dumb take

why would t/t fabricate theater like that?

i think it's more likely w/w because i think it's fabricated theater, but at some point it could easily just be two guys really angry at each other (aka nai, so i assume t/t by default)

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VOTE: firebringer
i don't like that reaction to drew's vote. i'll mostly be off ms because i've got some projects to finish, but i'll have something finished in a bit.

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if scum isn't on wagon can't they go for a quickhammer? should i unvote

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Actually I'm a fucking dumbass, ignore that

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The fact patchwork thinks this could be theatre is what screams to me that wants drew as an open possibility.

what does this mean?

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hi, sorry i got prodded but im here now, let me reread
ahhh we're on the same page

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in other news, doc just made it to the very top of the townlist because there is ZERO reason for him to bus fb this early and this hard, especially given our spat d1 which he could easily hide behind if i get executed

oh shit, yeah this is right

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Yeah, I’m still here. Thinking of the possible associatives as well.

my good pal you are literally the person who's probably paired with firebringer

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31 divided by 7 is 64

.... how did you even get this

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thought progression doesn't exist for me

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Osuka on this page kinda reads like AioI

what does that mean

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like i can easily flip that around
why would town u unvote someone u know is confirmed scum?
the argument possible to make is ur hunting for associations but ur not even doing that. It was just a ploy to make u look more townie to get town fine with voting me.

THIS IS SO DUMB

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i literally could not survive without potatoes

fucking same

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I also drink sparkling water which my girlfriend calls "spicy water"

why in the world do you drink sparkling water

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The women's bathroom is good for crying (the other bathrooms also are)

): i hope you feel better soon
and also maybe please definitely vote fb, but no rush! if you're feeling bad you should take some time

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literally nothing went on
if it's not fb it's osuka/drew but at this point im pretty confident its fb

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Osuka on this page kinda reads like AioI

what does that mean

Its the opposite of iioa

oh thanks

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relatable flavor image
VOTE: ausuka just going to sheep osuka's legacy i think, that doesn't make ausuka look good at all

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Not the nk, but their play late d2

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i'm keeping my vote on ausuka

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wait shit UNVOTE: dont wanna risk a quickhamme

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ausuka is probably scum and im too tired to think right now but in the 1% theyre town i dont want a quickhammer

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i think the way you acted in response to osuka is fucking weird man it pings me a ton
also are we allowed to reveal hood posts or no

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dude idk what you do as scum i don't think i'm believing you here.... that's basically just wifom
that counterwagon you two pushed on osuka could've very easily gone through but it only didn't because krile switched

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which one of you fuckers is it

I like your avatar

I don't like your post

anyways, yeah, hood post. it's not much in terms of evidence but it really does not give me good vibes

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in case someone is not aware - quoting any kind of private information, INCLUDING HOOD POSTS, is strictly prohibited. read the site rules that are linked in my ruleset. ask me if you are unsure about something.

i will not take action this time, but next infraction of this rule will result in a force replacement.

SORRY IM A DUMBASS I DIDNT KNOW IT EXTENDED TO HOOD POSTS HSJDNJNPBBFBF

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do not quote posts from private threads.

FUCK i missed this sentence i am so sorry

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oops hi im back
let me check the most recent vc

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man it's just between ausuka and greeting now and idk what to think lmao

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it should be ausuka VOTE: ausuka
if greeting is scum it's not like they can quickhammer here lmfao. ausuka if u think its greeting or me why isnt ur vote on either of us

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I'm going to fucking kms NOOOOO

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Well now I don't know what to do
I want to vote Krile but what if it's not Krile

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honestly i don't know
that hammer was just Not Good and firebringer wagon is NAI
but the thing is idk which of you it is because ive basically been scumleaning greeting all day
auugh

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like idk you just sort of switched from osuka to FB really fast? idk i jump wagons a lot as town but i'm not sure if it's its AI or not

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greeting i think its you

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Fuck

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Can you guys case each other

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i'm inclined to believe it's you, greeting, but honestly i'm not sure

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announcing intent to hammer krile; will do so in around twelve hours. and if krile's not here by then maybe a little while longer.

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...okay, yeah, makes more sense
announcing intent to hammer greeting

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...i think i'm just gonna hammer greeting

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i forgot to hammer lmfao VOTE: greeting my bad

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IM SORRY AUSUKA

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gg though!
and thanks for modding, datisi!

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i thinjk this is the first towngam,e ive won in a while
i have no idea if that's a good or bad thing though

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osuka's "if it's krile i'll shit my pants" is such a mood