BooneyToonz XVI: Boons Ahoy! - [END]

[Kitty Trauma Team]

My bad boon it’s actually this acc.

~M

My brain was fried last night

[Kitty Trauma Team]

My bad boon it’s actually this acc.

~M

My brain was fried last night

hi vote emperor pls

But I've already paid Detective Darryl his retainer and cleaned off the whiteboard

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Forty eight pages shouldn't be too bad, lemme go find some airplane glue so we can get our brains good and smooth

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'm about halfway through and this is where I'm at right now:

[Kitty Trauma Team]

-k obv

[Kitty Trauma Team]

No way it students frogs mala and then some1 else

Yes the game seems easy when you're targeting low hanging fruit


Only now one of your low hanging fruits has just sprouted forty foot tall trunk

[Kitty Trauma Team]

No way it students frogs mala and then some1 else

Yes the game seems easy when you're targeting low hanging fruit


Only now one of your low hanging fruits has just sprouted forty foot tall trunk

im not targeting you i want students

Huh funny cause I thought you just shaded my slot and said the game was "too easy" for that scum team to involve it

[Kitty Trauma Team]

No way it students frogs mala and then some1 else

Yes the game seems easy when you're targeting low hanging fruit


Only now one of your low hanging fruits has just sprouted forty foot tall trunk

im not targeting you i want students

Huh funny cause I thought you just shaded my slot and said the game was "too easy" for that scum team to involve it

Yeah but im not going after u or anything u can slide by for now

Do not offer mercy to those who will give you none themselves.

If you're claiming to scum read me, come at me, don't play shadow games where you leave your options open and hide.

The gods of murder do not smile upon cowards.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'm at page 34 now, I stopped taking handwritten notes and graphing everyone's shade maps on page like five because holy shit was that threatening to be time consuming

I don't believe activity levels to be alignment indicative for anyone except newbscum. With that out of the way, one of my problems with Frogs is that I know Cakez and Ali to be very *good* town players, and I would expect both of them to be more obviously town right now.

Peregrine I town read mostly because I'm a sucker for enthusiasm and child-like whimsy.

Firebringer I can almost never bring myself to scum read and the posts here have been on par with what I expect from Town fire on day one.

Doctor Drew I have the opposite problem with on a meta level. I always find doctor drew scummy. Always. I even find the avatar scummy. I'm surprised then that I'm town reading Drew and kinda upset with myself for it.

Whemestar is at a disadvantage because my ancestors came to me in a dream and told me that slot is scum.

Klick is more town to me than at the halfway point, gotta make a note to self to move him up the whiteboard when I get home

Theta's posts feel off to me, but maybe it's because I practice haruspicy and I was reading the entrails of a field mouse that my cat brought me earlier and it pointed to either rain next Monday or Theta being scum

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I loved that handwritten list and i wanted to make something similar, except it would be like those crazy rambly lines text with arrows pointing at other lines of text, drawings of various stuff and cut out newspaper articles that conspiracy theorists use and have it all deliberately be contradictory and make no sense so it looks like the ramblings of an insane man but then i decided it would take a bit more time and effort than i have available right now, so i’ll just have to leave it to this post describing what could have been.

I'm still considering a corkboard and red string tbh

The whiteboard is useful in its current iteration but isn't as funny

[Kitty Trauma Team]

If you're claiming to scum read me, come at me, don't play shadow games where you leave your options open and hide.

I dont scumread you for content or anything btw its mainly ur read list and mala's content

you telling me you don't scumread my slot for content and then going on to say you scum read it for content has me wanting you to pass me the airplane glue

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Okay page 38 and I'm torn between laughing out loud at Ranger's catch up posts and wanting to buy her a whiteboard

You know what, fuck it ranger can be town for the rest of the day just for that

[Kitty Trauma Team]

brb recruiting LLD into my hydra so i can make these scum dead

-c

as DGB and I found out when we tried to add FakeGod to the original Serene, you're not actually allowed to add players to an existing hydra (or remove them), you have to create an entirely new one which is how me/DGB/Fate is Serene, me/DGB/FakeGod is Serene2, and me/DGB alone is Most Serene

On the other hand I miss playing with LLD and would fully support this measure

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Kuribo cakez is really flustered u think they’re good at town lmfao

I also haven't played with Cakez in nearly seven years I think if that helps

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Well maybe like four? Idk

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Oh damn, wait, Cakez was in that last game I played that I got banned for, and that was 2021


No wonder I don't remember Cakez being in that game. That was, ah, a dark time

[Kitty Trauma Team]

We're a good power role. Don't hammer.

We're a modified Gunsmith.

-F

Bullshit or you'd have claimed the modification

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Theta's posts feel off to me, but maybe it's because I practice haruspicy and I was reading the entrails of a field mouse that my cat brought me earlier and it pointed to either rain next Monday or Theta being scum

see now i am thinking about a piece of music called something like
it is raining somewhere else

but yeah i am used to being scum read
the fact i am not being scum read very much today is honestly a bit weird
i am frankly terrible at obvtowning and i am not doing that much different this game then i normally do

Don't worry, there's always opportunity to be scum read later

[Kitty Trauma Team]

If this thread's about to close imma get this in:

This has a decent enough chance of flipping scum based on play, and I don't like the gunsmith claim anyway.

If the slot is scum, Klick goes way up the town meter

If the slot was town, one of them would have posted a final list of reads by now, or at least expanded on their "modified" thing. I won't hold my breath for either. It's flipping scum.

Might be willing to move Whemestar up a notch. Not because of anything the slot's done, mostly for funsies.

I'm not used to townreading Doctor Drew and I'm weirded out by this feeling

[Kitty Trauma Team]

VOTE: Students of Prudence

Scum claim

Yes, you did.

This game has been a frustrating one for me. It felt like certain players had a problem with us as users. You know you don't have to be rude to players you're claiming to scumread. Thanks to FL for modding and thanks to RH for inviting me. Sorry I seemed to poison our slot.

-F

Forget the personal business.

Who's scum if you aren't?

Pretend you're vengeful, who you shooting? Who are you townreading?

Give us something to work with if you're town so you don't die in vain

If you're scum then please list your buddies and their roles


Either is fine with me

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Cuz ppl are dumb

[Kitty Trauma Team]

We're a good power role. Don't hammer.

We're a modified Gunsmith.

-F

To be clear we are a 4shot Split Gunsmith.

What the fuck is a split gunsmith

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Update now that I'm complete caught up, Detective Darryl putting in the legwork

[Kitty Trauma Team]

so uh

might be a scum role still

and they have been rather pointedly not saying anything about their alignment directly

Yeah they've also had a pretty shitty extended twilight

Other than calling Frogs scum there's been zero attempt to try and help the town posthumously

Town has reason to do that, scum has reason to clam up because they know their flip is going to negate their supposed reads anyway

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Sweet.

Why am I up at this ungodly hour and why do I have to sneeze and why did I pick up OT today

Anyways that’s a good thing bc now I get to comb tetas iso at work

[Kitty Trauma Team]

vote: Enchant

WE ARE A ONE SHOT VIG / ONE SHOT TRACKER


WE KILLED THETA AND NOW WE'RE COUNTERCLAIMING YOU

[Kitty Trauma Team]

My fucking god Mala hands me the gun and I'm all oh what if I fuck up your 100% vig rate

She's like just send a night action

LITTLE DO I FUCKING KNOW I GOT A LOT LEFT IN THE TANK

[Kitty Trauma Team]

vote: Enchant

WE ARE A ONE SHOT VIG / ONE SHOT TRACKER


WE KILLED THETA AND NOW WE'RE COUNTERCLAIMING YOU

the guilty was very obviously fake can you put your vote down

NO FUCKIN BRAKES

I DONE SHOT ME A SCUM

[Kitty Trauma Team]

TWO HOURS SLEEP I WAKE UP TO A SNAP FROM MALA TELLIN ME IVE KEPT HER ACCURACY GOING STRONG

LITERALLY

[Kitty Trauma Team]

WE DID IT DETECTIVE DARRYL





WOOOO COUGH SYRUP'S BACK ON THE MENU

[Kitty Trauma Team]

God this Fuckin feels good

I'm bout to go work me a double shift and I should be writing or doing yoga or something and all I can do is pace around my bedroom at 530 am dancing on the grave of some player I've never heard of until this game


Oh shit hold on there's a quote I wanted to address from day one

[Kitty Trauma Team]

So basically

Whemestar bodyguarded someone from mafia kill. Because they were targeted instead, Disabler kicked in. Therefore mafia can't kill anyone next night.

Swingy heh.

so basically


YOU CLAIMED TRACKER AND IM A ONE SHOT VIG AND ONE SHOT TRACKER

[Kitty Trauma Team]

So basically

Whemestar bodyguarded someone from mafia kill. Because they were targeted instead, Disabler kicked in. Therefore mafia can't kill anyone next night.

Swingy heh.

so basically


YOU CLAIMED TRACKER AND IM A ONE SHOT VIG AND ONE SHOT TRACKER

I kinda admitted i lied on same page

NO BRAKES

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Shit, Detective Darryl passed out and now Police Captain Pepper is here to inspect our work I gotta look busy be back later

[Kitty Trauma Team]

You can't Fuckin assume Wheme successfully bodyguarded when I damn sure shot Theta

Stop assuming scum won't get a kill, for all you know they just straight up shot Wheme

[Kitty Trauma Team]

You can't Fuckin assume Wheme successfully bodyguarded when I damn sure shot Theta

Stop assuming scum won't get a kill, for all you know they just straight up shot Wheme

I can.

Disabler is part of combined role.

Ohhhh I see it now, their kill gets disabled whether they target him or he protects someone


Anyway you're still scum so please join your buddy

[Kitty Trauma Team]

You can't Fuckin assume Wheme successfully bodyguarded when I damn sure shot Theta

Stop assuming scum won't get a kill, for all you know they just straight up shot Wheme

I can.

Disabler is part of combined role.

Ohhhh I see it now, their kill gets disabled whether they target him or he protects someone


Anyway you're still scum so please join your buddy

What about you vig me then

We're one shot vig one shot tracker you illiterate scum fuck


Thanks for making this a 1v1

ALL FUCKING ABOARD

shit sorry mod

[Kitty Trauma Team]

god I need to PM mith because I should have to pay money for how good this Fuckin feels

[Kitty Trauma Team]

VOTE: Kitty Trauma Team

THOU SHALT NOT KILL

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL

THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH KURIBO

[Kitty Trauma Team]

No offense but you suck

I believe in fact that you trying to steal towncred with shitty 1-shot vig claim more than fact that mafia decided to shot whemestar out of blue.

STEAL TOWN CRED?

NOW YOU REALLY DONE FUCKED UP

[Kitty Trauma Team]

YOUR DUMB ASS GOT COUNTER CLAIMED AND NOW YOU GOT BACKED INTO A CORNER


YLU AINT MIS LIMMING ME I AINT BEEN MIS LIMMED IN ELEVEN FUCKIN YEARS


THIS IS YOUR DEATH WARRANT

[Kitty Trauma Team]

This scumfuck just trying to get me tilted so I get banned or ragequit


But it aint 2017 no more

Imma go drink this whole pot of coffee and go get some patients up

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'm glad Theta died; dead scum N1 > dead scum D2.

I'm miffed Theta died; had she not, I'd be voting her today.

Once students flipped town, I checked for which townread was wrong, and I landed on Theta.

It's good I was right, but annoying my effort was wasted.

For now, placeholder
VOTE: Frogs
With confirmation Theta's scum, I'll review interactions about 18 hours from now (give or take).

Reading associatives doesn't count unless you have a whiteboard

I'm kinda excited for this, I'm gonna be doing the Kuribo Read Assessment Protocol tonight and it'll be interesting to see if we make the same conclusions

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'm glad Theta died; dead scum N1 > dead scum D2.

I'm miffed Theta died; had she not, I'd be voting her today.

Once students flipped town, I checked for which townread was wrong, and I landed on Theta.

It's good I was right, but annoying my effort was wasted.

For now, placeholder
VOTE: Frogs
With confirmation Theta's scum, I'll review interactions about 18 hours from now (give or take).

I actually think you fucking rolled town with me finally.
Holy hell.

Even tho I don't really understand why you are miffed. I think it's a good thing that you got confirmation of your scum read.

~M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

So does anyone wanna talk about other slots than Enchant?

yes

~M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

No offense but you suck

I believe in fact that you trying to steal towncred with shitty 1-shot vig claim more than fact that mafia decided to shot whemestar out of blue.

............................................................

[Kitty Trauma Team]

TWO HOURS SLEEP I WAKE UP TO A SNAP FROM MALA TELLIN ME IVE KEPT HER ACCURACY GOING STRONG

LITERALLY

YES.

AT LEAST WE AGREED ON THEA. I JUST LET YOU PICK VIG/TRACK

SO I'M HAPPY CUZ

YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME

~M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

TWO HOURS SLEEP I WAKE UP TO A SNAP FROM MALA TELLIN ME IVE KEPT HER ACCURACY GOING STRONG

LITERALLY

YES.

AT LEAST WE AGREED ON THEA. I JUST LET YOU PICK VIG/TRACK

SO I'M HAPPY CUZ

YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME

~M

THE DEVIL'S FAVORITE CHAMPION AND THE QUEEN OF VENGEANCE CANNOT BE STOPPED

[Kitty Trauma Team]

TWO HOURS SLEEP I WAKE UP TO A SNAP FROM MALA TELLIN ME IVE KEPT HER ACCURACY GOING STRONG

LITERALLY

YES.

AT LEAST WE AGREED ON THEA. I JUST LET YOU PICK VIG/TRACK

SO I'M HAPPY CUZ

YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME

~M

THE DEVIL'S FAVORITE CHAMPION AND THE QUEEN OF VENGEANCE CANNOT BE STOPPED

well we all know I wanted to be trigger happy on ranger

lol

HOLSTERED

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'm glad Theta died; dead scum N1 > dead scum D2.

I'm miffed Theta died; had she not, I'd be voting her today.

Once students flipped town, I checked for which townread was wrong, and I landed on Theta.

It's good I was right, but annoying my effort was wasted.

For now, placeholder
VOTE: Frogs
With confirmation Theta's scum, I'll review interactions about 18 hours from now (give or take).

I actually think you fucking rolled town with me finally.
Holy hell.

Even tho I don't really understand why you are miffed. I think it's a good thing that you got confirmation of your scum read.

~M

Has your read accuracy on Ranger been good previously?

on Mastina, yes, why yes it has, but obv ranger isn't Mastina.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

TWO HOURS SLEEP I WAKE UP TO A SNAP FROM MALA TELLIN ME IVE KEPT HER ACCURACY GOING STRONG

LITERALLY

YES.

AT LEAST WE AGREED ON THEA. I JUST LET YOU PICK VIG/TRACK

SO I'M HAPPY CUZ

YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME

~M

THE DEVIL'S FAVORITE CHAMPION AND THE QUEEN OF VENGEANCE CANNOT BE STOPPED

well we all know I wanted to be trigger happy on ranger

lol

HOLSTERED

I mean we also discussed shooting a certain mutual town read just to annoy them lol

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'm trying to describe it Norwee in my head, but I'm like legit scared I'm going to explain it incorrectly and get ranger upset.

Mastina and Ranger are both part of the Bree-system.

IDK if thats the correct way to say it.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Its my first game with ranger, but idk i am just not getting any red bells or warning in my gut.
IDK if it's just because Mastina isn't fronting when Ranger is posting/reading, but in my head I should be able to feel a bit of mastina in the posts

IDK how to describe how I'm feeling or even what I want to say

its really gut on Ranger, but not solid

[Kitty Trauma Team]

hmm

malakittens and ranger are both firmly null and no content
so that is out of the way quick

we are looking for what
four scum right

enchant i have given up on being able to read properly

they feel the same as the last two games that i played with them
which
one of those they were town and one they were scum

i would say slightly scummy if i do not include my past games with them though
they seem overly theatrical

Theta do you have someone you’d like to vote?

myself

but to be serious not really yet
i am still reading through people
i might end up voting one of the no content slots or enchant at this pace though cause uh
i have not seen much yet

From Theta's ISO

This is what I got:

-A headache
-A weird fixation against TL - Which makes me lean town on that slot
-Enchant scum????
- A weird /maybe/ scum vibe on Ranger (but this is prob my weakest of all of it)
-We prob have four scum team.
- A laugh when I read Theta's reply to NorWee which is the vibe of why I likely thought Theta would flip scum.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

VOTE: enchant

blood for the ogods

~m

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Namely, the players I'm most interested in right now as potential suspects are you, flippyNips, Ranger and Enchant.

We have a nice shiny wagon on enchant if you would like to sheep

~M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

^ "I want to leave my options open" - Klick

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Don't know how much we're allowed to discuss Team Mafia yet if at all so I'm going to abstain from that for the moment.

we cant

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I dont get enchants paranioa or shade on our slot for our shot

-M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Paint them as low hanging fruit?!

Are you fucking blind?

I'm trying to FUCKING KILL THEM.

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Fake claiming MY OWN FUCKING ROLE means YOU FUCKING DIE

casting shade on my RIGHTEOUS SHOT ON SCUM means YOU FUCKING DIE

Voting me means YOU FUCKING DIE

how the fuck is that painting someone as low hanging fruit


I'll give you a hint: THEY NEED TO FUCKING DIE

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Like Jesus the words you typed don't even make sense in concept


I AM LITERALLY IN A 1V1 WITH THIS PERSON AND I EXPECT THEM TO FUCKING DIE.

At no point am I even REMOTELY ON ANY WORLD REAL OR IMAGINED trying to PROTECT this person by making it look like low hanging fruit ESPECIALLY when I seem to be the only person that gives a fuck about the slot being scummy as shit.

Tell you what, run the slot up the Fuckin flag pole and see if I back off this wagon, because I won't

And that's a spoiler, not a prediction

[Kitty Trauma Team]

the end goal of painting someone as LHF is to mislim so point proven

pedit: you are trying to make Enchant an easy lim instead of actually putting out a scum case on Enchant

THATS NOT WHAT THE WORDS YOU TYPED MEAN

PAINTING SOMEONE AS LOW HANGING FRUIT MEANS DEFENDING THEM BY CALLING THEM LOW HANGING FRUIT

AND HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY LOW HANGING FRUIT WHEN IM THE ONLY ONE ON THE WAGON

IM GOING AFTER SCUM GET ON BOARD OR GET OUTTA THE WAY

I ALREADY DONE KILLED ONE

[Kitty Trauma Team]

why in the multiverse should I vote someone who I am confident is town?

are you actually scum?

How many scum have you killed in this game?

Zero.

So don't you Fuckin come at me shading me

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Anyway the enchant’s guilty literally cannot be true and I will go back to editing soon

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER


THEIR RESPONSE TO SHADE ME AND VOTE ME WHEN I COUNTERCLAIMED IT MAKES THEM SCUM ENOUGH

AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL FROM EXPERIENCE I DONT PLAY THAT BULLSHIT

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I am tracker, Klick visited Whemestar.

k i lied can we kill klick anyway

enchant said the tracker claim was fake anyway

so yeah I believe enchant is locktown because frogs and Kitty Trauma Team seem to be setting Enchant up as an easy mislim

God damn stop Fuckin open wolfing

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Easy Mis lim

Me on this lonesome wagon by myself ain't easy

You're so Fuckin sure then vote me and when I flip, you'll see I vigged your Fuckin boy


I

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I Fuckin hate


FUCKIN HATE

when I claim something that is god damn true and some dumb fuck tells me "dude you suck" and people throw fucking shade on it


It fucking pisses me off


PEDIT: THATS RIGHT FUCKER SEND ME TO THE DEAD PT SO I CAN MOCK YOUR BUDDY TO THEIR FACE

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Can I see detective Darryl white board?

As I Fucking said earlier, I'm at work until late tonight

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Can I see detective Darryl white board?

As I Fucking said earlier, I'm at work until late tonight

Ok sorry I kinda didn’t get much sleep I don’t think I deserved to be yelled at here but /whatever

No, sorry but I'm pissed off

Today was supposed to be a joyous occasion where me and Mala celebrate bathing in scum blood and I gotta put up with this bullshit

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I Fuckin hate


FUCKIN HATE

when I claim something that is god damn true and some dumb fuck tells me "dude you suck" and people throw fucking shade on it


It fucking pisses me off


PEDIT: THATS RIGHT FUCKER SEND ME TO THE DEAD PT SO I CAN MOCK YOUR BUDDY TO THEIR FACE

sorry

I was thinking you were trying to set up Enchant as an easy mislim

Bullshit. You fucked up now.

Imma make you watch another buddy at my hand

Imma save you last so you suffer.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

VOTE: Emperor flippyNips

feeling my vote on kitty trauma team is too tunnely

pedit: yeah let's lim scum

OH NO YOU FUCKIN DONT


BACKING OFF OF ME WHEN IM PISSED OFF IS A RELIABLE ASS SCUM TELL

I am being 100% serious when I say this, everyone save THIS FUCKING POST and watch as Lich tries to WEASEL OUT OF MY MURDEROUS INTENT

[Kitty Trauma Team]

On the ashes of my mother's eyes and on the soul of my dear companion Penelope, I've caught many a Fucking scum doing exactly what Lich just did right there

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Bookmark this page, Long after enchant and Lich kill me, I want y'all to come right here back to page 67 and avenge me

Never have I fucking ever gone after "low hanging fruit," not as town not as scum

Calling something low hanging fruit when IM THE LITERAL ONLY PERSON ON THE WAGON is a hardcore chainsaw defense that Lich tried to weasel out of when he got called out.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Roll your eyes all you Fuckin want but it's a fact

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Like Jesus the words you typed don't even make sense in concept


I AM LITERALLY IN A 1V1 WITH THIS PERSON AND I EXPECT THEM TO FUCKING DIE.

At no point am I even REMOTELY ON ANY WORLD REAL OR IMAGINED trying to PROTECT this person by making it look like low hanging fruit ESPECIALLY when I seem to be the only person that gives a fuck about the slot being scummy as shit.

Tell you what, run the slot up the Fuckin flag pole and see if I back off this wagon, because I won't

And that's a spoiler, not a prediction

you are not in a 1v1. enchant retrated their claim immediately.

-c

It's a 1v1 because I say it's a 1v1

I ain't having some nobody telling me I suck and then calling me scum


Least of all some nobody that fake claims guilties

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Like Jesus the words you typed don't even make sense in concept


I AM LITERALLY IN A 1V1 WITH THIS PERSON AND I EXPECT THEM TO FUCKING DIE.

At no point am I even REMOTELY ON ANY WORLD REAL OR IMAGINED trying to PROTECT this person by making it look like low hanging fruit ESPECIALLY when I seem to be the only person that gives a fuck about the slot being scummy as shit.

Tell you what, run the slot up the Fuckin flag pole and see if I back off this wagon, because I won't

And that's a spoiler, not a prediction

you are not in a 1v1. enchant retrated their claim immediately.

-c

It's a 1v1 because I say it's a 1v1

I ain't having some nobody telling me I suck and then calling me scum


Least of all some nobody that fake claims guilties

So this is basically more about pride than actual scumreading?

No. Enchant is scum because the reaction to my counterclaiming him was to immediately cast shade on my big shot and vote me.

See, I didn't know that enchant had retracted on the same page because as soon as I saw that tracker claim I went right into Snapchat and told Mala, paraphrasing


HOLY SHIT ENCHANT JUST CLAIMED TRACKER

and made my counterclaim post

And then, once my attention was on enchant, the response from that slot was "lol trying to get town cred for the kill" at which point some how Lich decided I was going after "low hanging fruit"

[Kitty Trauma Team]

And yes the whole you suck thing but that just makes it personal

Slot's still scum

[Kitty Trauma Team]

You didn't counterclaim me, i retracted claim long ago then you CCed not existed claim and looked... Uh how i put that.

I voted you not because you CCed me, i simple don't believe you.

ITS THE FUCKIN TRUTH, ROPE ME AND WATCH ME FLIP

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I swear to Fuckin god there's legit something wrong with me psychologically


Was telling Mala earlier I don't understand why I get so pissed off when people accuse me of lying when I'm not

Least of all in a game about lying

I've literally LOST FUCKING GAMES because some scumfuck called me a liar

It's gotta be like a trauma response from my abusive marriage or something

Like I should be doing something more productive with my time than pacing back and forth in a fucking shower room pissed off cause words on a screen don't believe me

But I also don't give a fuck

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I bet if i ignore them, they get tilted more.

Hilarious. I would watch this forever.


Also no offense but yeah, CCing me was terrible move. Don't worry i believe you learn how to play mafia in future!

First of all, we had to claim anyway because shooting scum is always something town has to claim the day after and we woulda had to claim the tracker half of the role anyway becsuse I don't believe partial claims help


Second of all, fuck you. Your "learn to play" bullshit is more toxic than anything I'm posting.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

"No offense but you're a shitty player"


Go fall in a god damn hole somewhere

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What’s going on now?

enchant fakeclaimed tracker and immediately said it was a lie, kitty trauma team and frogs thinks enchant is scum for that reason, I think enchant is locktown because of kitty trauma team and frogs thinking enchant is scum

also theta alpine flipped scum and was consistently townlean reading you so I sense an associative

Bro

u know we claimed 1-shot vig and shot Teta right.....?

So we are basically confirmed town af

~M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

so i'd like to hear more about that scum read on us TL

~M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What’s going on now?

enchant fakeclaimed tracker and immediately said it was a lie, kitty trauma team and frogs thinks enchant is scum for that reason, I think enchant is locktown because of kitty trauma team and frogs thinking enchant is scum

also theta alpine flipped scum and was consistently townlean reading you so I sense an associative

Bro

u know we claimed 1-shot vig and shot Teta right.....?

So we are basically confirmed town af

~M

It's not really case because Wheme died and could just kill them in retaliation as ability usage.

Therefore you are not confirmed.

This is correct. Even if i were to lean to Kitty’s claim being genuine. There is an possible alternate explanation for Theta’s death.
For example they could in theory fake claim vig after seeing the death of Theta as an way to distance by falsely claiming to have been the cause of a dead scum player.

Then lim us if that's what you think happened

I had two jobs coming into this slot

Get Mala into day 2 and help her hit scum night one

Anything beyond that right now I could give a shit

But anyone that's played with me for two seconds know I don't tolerate soft shade


Lim us. Put your bet on the Fuckin table. No soft shade. No saving us for later.

Lim us and then after you see my claim is 100% legit, you Fuckin murk enchant and Lich

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Put me out of the Fuckin misery of worrying about getting mis limmed for the first time in eleven years


The streak is a Fucking burden and it's time for it to end


COME GET YOUR TROPHY SCUM

ACHIEVEMENT MODE IS GO

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Still at work, but trying to follow when I can.

Kitty seems a bit performative and over the top, but I agree with them about TL, and if they are faking anger it did make me chuckle at work so that is points for me lol

Enchant is quickly becoming my top town read....is a phrase I never thought I would make.

Norwee, to help with your read on me, I wanted Theta limmed yesterday as well, so with your logic I am confTown as well, right?

I told Mala earlier I really hate that I town read you because every other game I've played with you in, you were town and I thought you were scum.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What’s going on now?

enchant fakeclaimed tracker and immediately said it was a lie, kitty trauma team and frogs thinks enchant is scum for that reason, I think enchant is locktown because of kitty trauma team and frogs thinking enchant is scum

also theta alpine flipped scum and was consistently townlean reading you so I sense an associative

Bro

u know we claimed 1-shot vig and shot Teta right.....?

So we are basically confirmed town af

~M

It's not really case because Wheme died and could just kill them in retaliation as ability usage.

Therefore you are not confirmed.

This is correct. Even if i were to lean to Kitty’s claim being genuine. There is an possible alternate explanation for Theta’s death.
For example they could in theory fake claim vig after seeing the death of Theta as an way to distance by falsely claiming to have been the cause of a dead scum player.

There's easy way to disapprove claim actually so let's not bother with it for now.

No. You don't have the sack to lim me because you know I'll flip Vig/Tracker, that's why you and Lich backed off

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Enchant and Lich both sound informed as fuck about oh obviously Theta tried to kill someone and Wheme killed Theta


Meanwhile in zero realities was Theta townread enough to be performing the scum kill without fear of getting tracked

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What is kuribo shouting about

Lim me and send me to my sweet release

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Because you know damn well you've talked yourself into a corner and my flip pushes you into it even further

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What is kuribo shouting about

Lim me and send me to my sweet release

No one cares idk why u do this gimmick

You've played enough games with me by now to know god damn well I'm being serious

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What is kuribo shouting about

Lim me and send me to my sweet release

No one cares idk why u do this gimmick

You've played enough games with me by now to know god damn well I'm being serious

U do this all the time

Because I enjoy the idea of playing mafia more than I actually enjoy playing mafia


PEDIT: literally never played with the guy, "this is enchant" means Jack shit to me

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Because you know damn well you've talked yourself into a corner and my flip pushes you into it even further

no i mean if i am mafia and you not i need to kill you anyway and "flip" you because "confirmed vig (not really)" and etc so i am not sure how being executed helps you.

If you were town, you'd be voting your supposed scum read, me.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Still at work, but trying to follow when I can.

Kitty seems a bit performative and over the top, but I agree with them about TL, and if they are faking anger it did make me chuckle at work so that is points for me lol

Enchant is quickly becoming my top town read....is a phrase I never thought I would make.

Norwee, to help with your read on me, I wanted Theta limmed yesterday as well, so with your logic I am confTown as well, right?

I told Mala earlier I really hate that I town read you because every other game I've played with you in, you were town and I thought you were scum.

Are you just trying to replace hectic's quote in my sig? And the Doc works in mysterious ways lol.

No, if you wanted a quote for the sig id tell you that me and Mala were going to shoot you despite townreading you and then decided to shoot a scum read instead

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Okay well fyi doing the shout match and death match will not work with enchant
Enchant gives very few fucks

So it's your play style but on quaaludes


Great I'm in hell

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Okay well fyi doing the shout match and death match will not work with enchant
Enchant gives very few fucks

So it's your play style but on quaaludes


Great I'm in hell

Just figuring that one out ehhh

Yeah I told someone the other day I wished my style could be more like yours

But holy shit idiots piss me off

[Kitty Trauma Team]

why i am idiot

not you, you're just scum, you're just doing your job

[Kitty Trauma Team]

why i am idiot

not you, you're just scum, you're just doing your job

why you even call me mafia, for not believing your claim?

No. I've already explained.

It's that your immediate response was to vote me when I thought I was counterclaiming you

It's that you sound informed as fuck about who might have submitted the scum night kill

It's that you've literally tried to get me tilted by insulting me to my face

It's that you then backed off and said you weren't going to push what you claim is your biggest scum read.

And that's just from today, I'd bet my soul I'll find associatives between you and Theta

[Kitty Trauma Team]

And I don't tolerate soft shade, and that goes for your boy Lich too.

You don't get to pretend to doubt my claim and then refuse to push wagon on me, I'm not sitting here the next week listening to you talk some shit about me being scum and not pushing me

You nut the fuck up if you're gonna call me scum

[Kitty Trauma Team]

do i get the honors of soft shading ur claim and not calling u scum either
i feel like i get pass for doing this.

In your heart you already know I'm telling the truth and you'll never admit it

[Kitty Trauma Team]

why i am idiot

not you, you're just scum, you're just doing your job

why you even call me mafia, for not believing your claim?

No. I've already explained.

It's that your immediate response was to vote me when I thought I was counterclaiming you

It's that you sound informed as fuck about who might have submitted the scum night kill

It's that you've literally tried to get me tilted by insulting me to my face

It's that you then backed off and said you weren't going to push what you claim is your biggest scum read.

And that's just from today, I'd bet my soul I'll find associatives between you and Theta

Well search no further i called them conftown like previous day.

Hmmm yeah just like Lich calling you that now


Shit I wonder what the Fuckin connection is


Must be a mystery

[Kitty Trauma Team]

What’s going on now?

enchant fakeclaimed tracker and immediately said it was a lie, kitty trauma team and frogs thinks enchant is scum for that reason, I think enchant is locktown because of kitty trauma team and frogs thinking enchant is scum

also theta alpine flipped scum and was consistently townlean reading you so I sense an associative

Bro

u know we claimed 1-shot vig and shot Teta right.....?

So we are basically confirmed town af

~M

It's not really case because Wheme died and could just kill them in retaliation as ability usage.

Therefore you are not confirmed.

This is correct. Even if i were to lean to Kitty’s claim being genuine. There is an possible alternate explanation for Theta’s death.
For example they could in theory fake claim vig after seeing the death of Theta as an way to distance by falsely claiming to have been the cause of a dead scum player.

Then lim us if that's what you think happened

I had two jobs coming into this slot

Get Mala into day 2 and help her hit scum night one

Anything beyond that right now I could give a shit

But anyone that's played with me for two seconds know I don't tolerate soft shade


Lim us. Put your bet on the Fuckin table. No soft shade. No saving us for later.

Lim us and then after you see my claim is 100% legit, you Fuckin murk enchant and Lich

why did you target theta?

-c

Paraphrasing:

M- Wanna track

k- I'd rather kill in case we die N1, track don't do any good if we get NK'd

M- What do you think of Theta?

k- Scum

M- We could track them

k- ain't no way the scum team is sending them to do the kill

M- true. Just submit the action whatever you decide to do

*hours later*

k- hey I sent in a kill on Theta, if they're town then you can just blame me

m- okay

*this morning*

M- OMG THE STREAK CONTINUES

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Enchant and Lich both sound informed as fuck about oh obviously Theta tried to kill someone and Wheme killed Theta


Meanwhile in zero realities was Theta townread enough to be performing the scum kill without fear of getting tracked

what if their partners were less townread
what if they were choosing who they could afford to lose rather than who was safest

-c

*shrug* you can only account for so many what ifs

[Kitty Trauma Team]

do i get the honors of soft shading ur claim and not calling u scum either
i feel like i get pass for doing this.

In your heart you already know I'm telling the truth and you'll never admit it

no, i think ur trying to bait a night kill by faking vig. hoping the scum believe u

nah cause if you actually thought that you wouldn't suggest it

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Enchant and Lich both sound informed as fuck about oh obviously Theta tried to kill someone and Wheme killed Theta


Meanwhile in zero realities was Theta townread enough to be performing the scum kill without fear of getting tracked

what if their partners were less townread
what if they were choosing who they could afford to lose rather than who was safest

-c

*shrug* you can only account for so many what ifs

i just think it's extremely possible that theta performed the kill and i don't plan to ignore that possibility

-c

I don't expect you to ignore the possibility but I absolutely refuse to accept any scenario that involves me fake claiming because I know that scenario can't be reality

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Kuribo, are you really saying that Wheme couldn't have protected who scum tried to NK(and that Theta couldn't have been the one to do the kill) and that your 'vig' shot is the only explanation for Theta's death?

No I never said that

I said I'm not gonna sit here and be told I'm fake claiming by people who say that Wheme star was the only explanation

I know who the fuck I shot

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Honestly at this point I've had a real shitty day on my third double shift this week, I slept like two hours last night and all I've eaten today is two oranges and an entire pot of coffee

So what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna head home and I'm gonna mix some Hurricane with some moonshine and imma sit in a Fuckin bathtub and think about where I went wrong ih my life

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Enchant and Lich both sound informed as fuck about oh obviously Theta tried to kill someone and Wheme killed Theta


Meanwhile in zero realities was Theta townread enough to be performing the scum kill without fear of getting tracked

what if their partners were less townread
what if they were choosing who they could afford to lose rather than who was safest

-c

*shrug* you can only account for so many what ifs

i just think it's extremely possible that theta performed the kill and i don't plan to ignore that possibility

-c

I don't expect you to ignore the possibility but I absolutely refuse to accept any scenario that involves me fake claiming because I know that scenario can't be reality

Ok then, I misread this interaction then earlier today.

Outside of what you know what you did overnight, can't you objectively understand how people can call this into doubt though?

Pre Edit: I didn't think Wheme as obvtown, more null leaning a bit south of null maybe

No because I had no Fuckin reason to fake claim that

Right outta the gate on day 2? That's not how anything Fuckin works

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Enchant and Lich both sound informed as fuck about oh obviously Theta tried to kill someone and Wheme killed Theta


Meanwhile in zero realities was Theta townread enough to be performing the scum kill without fear of getting tracked

what if their partners were less townread
what if they were choosing who they could afford to lose rather than who was safest

-c

*shrug* you can only account for so many what ifs

i just think it's extremely possible that theta performed the kill and i don't plan to ignore that possibility

-c

I don't expect you to ignore the possibility but I absolutely refuse to accept any scenario that involves me fake claiming because I know that scenario can't be reality

Ok then, I misread this interaction then earlier today.

Outside of what you know what you did overnight, can't you objectively understand how people can call this into doubt though?

Pre Edit: I didn't think Wheme as obvtown, more null leaning a bit south of null maybe

I mean Kuribo seems to struggle a bit with the idea that their own subjective "truth" doesn’t apply to other people. I don’t blame them for it or view it as scummy, but it is an cognitive bias that some people can fall into, including myself.
Like i’ve said, i trust the claim. But i also recognize that there is a world where they are scum and made up a claim on the spot, which would actually be a reslly poggers strategy if they were mafia.

Buddy you're barkin up the wrong tree if you think I'm still a capable scum player

I haven't been scum since team mafia 2020 and I haven't won a scum game since 2017

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Not really seeing ranger scum rn.
I won’t be voting there.

Also not understanding the whole Fb soft clearing ppl

VOTE: flippy

-M

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I fucking told y'all Lich wasn't town


That's all I've really got to say right now, I've told Mala that the Shitpost Army in this game makes me just not want to play mafia, so for my own mental health and that of the other players, I'm just not going to interact with it for a long while, if at all.

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

If you told us Lich wasn’t then why mad

You're right, Lich was just doing their job

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I just Fuckin hate getting all pissed off arguing in games and it's always followed by a lengthy depressive phase, which most people never see because I've ragequit by then

Mala's really the only person that gets to see that part

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I will give Emperor time to talk more if they want!! Because if I am wrong (and a lot of people think today feels wrong or did!!) I don’t want to push them through on my own mistakes!!

And if this is the case, I think that Drew is a good wagon I think!! I can’t remember any of their posts but I can remember stuff from most of everyone else!!!

I think I trust Dragons and Norwee the most!!! I have other townreads but they do not seem as active or as reliable!! (I am sorry Enchant and Kitty!!!)

you damn well ought to be apologizing because I've literally explained that I'm not posting right now both for my benefit and for the benefit of people where I'd rather clip off my nipples with a fingernail clipper than interact with them

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Metaphorically of course

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

My thing is team mafia reminded me of why I used to love playing mafia


And this game has reminded me of why I quit playing mafia

I can't think of a single constructive thing I feel like adding, and that's not cool, so it's better if I just fuck off for a while to my Cummy little shame hole and go through my post rage depression phase and come back when I can actually do something productive

There is no Zuul, there is only Dana

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Like, obv I have some kinda problem with people not believing me when I claim things that are true

Literally spent pages screaming at people in team mafia about that while high outta my head on cough syrup and sleep deprivation

But it's like Shea said in post analysis, I have a certain way of speaking to my scum reads that isn't acceptable anymore, and god Fuckin help me I'm trying to work on that

And I'm trying so god damn hard to not be a toxic piece of shit in these games, but lolposting shitposters just know how to bring it right out, and I Fuckin hate arguing about shit that I know is true, least of all when I have a sixteen year meta of blurting my claim out on day one as town on what seems to be a regular basis

And yes I know this is a game about lying, and yes, I know that not everyone is privy to the information that goes on inside my smooth little brain, but my primal instinct is almost always OH YOU DONT BELIEVE ME WELL FUCK YOU PAL, and yes I also recognize that's a Fuckin problem for NOT being a toxic piece of shit in mafia

So yah I've already apologized via Snapchat to Mala for needing to step back from the game for a little while, she said don't worry about it. She's literally my best friend on this site; she's seen this from me a dozen times when we've hydra'd together, she knows I need sometimes to just take a step back and disengage otherwise I'm getting banned yet again or I'm spending the next month feeling like an asshole for some shit I shouldn't have said

[Kitty Trauma Team]

So couple of things:

We did not track anyone N2, because you people kept insisting scum wouldn't get a kill, even when I asked. Although honestly neither of us logged into this account from after Mala's last posts until the time of my returning here to whine, which I just find hilarious

I was looking over my whiteboard and Detective Darryl pointed out:



I was right about Firebringer. I was right about Ranger. I was right about Theta. I was right about Temporal Lich.

This means two things: one, the spirits of my ancestors are guiding me to victory having failed me in Team Mafia. And two, Darryl and I have decided to reward ourselves.



Guess I may as well read this day now

Off the top of my head and based on flips, I'm thinking there's at least one scum among Norwe/Nippy. Maybe frogs still. Peregrine!!!!! Is probably still town by tone and enthusiasm until I betray them after having a dream about them being scum. I was hard townreading Drew which is unfamiliar territory for me.

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

And when I say I guess I can read this day I don't mean to imply that my conclusions at the bottom are based on having done so as I have not

They're based on my conclusions formed before doing so and are thus subject to change

This means Peregrine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! better watch out because the carpenter bees under my shed may decide they're scum and convince me

Oh who am I kidding killing Peregrine!!!!!!! would be like killing a small puppy. If they're scum I'm just gonna have to lose to them because the world would be a darker place if we eliminated something so pure

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

My paranoid post-Team Mafia brain tells me what if willbooster + fruit vendor are scum trying to make ascetic claim look fake. BUT I don't think it seems like anyone did that.

Ascetic is a weird thing to fake claim early and even weirder to fake "ooops I received fruit" so there's an explanation that might be cleared up by massclaim. IDK massclaiming burned us in TM but it burned scum in PYP. And I'm already full claimed so it doesn't matter to me.

I do ask that if we massclaim we do it properly and not get side tracked discussing the claims until EVERYONE has claimed. Giving scum more time and less pressure at massclaim by diving into the weeds before it's done is never good.

-k

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I don't think we're going to get very far doing setup spec with extremely limited information anyway

It's kinda like how people always speculate about redirectors and then it turns out there's another solution entirely

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Btw Mala's got stuff going on so unless otherwise noted, for awhile it's best to just assume you're talking to Kuribo and not mala


Dana's out, Zuul is the new hotness

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I don't think we're going to get very far doing setup spec with extremely limited information anyway

Thanks for your output.

But who asked?

Kiss my ass.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I get in my headspace where I wanna actually play mafia and you gotta say some dickhead shit for no reason, like fuck right off with that


Not you the player or the screen name but you the person behind it can kiss my actual ass

[Kitty Trauma Team]

ATE?

You know what, fuck you, and I mean that personally


I'm done, fuck this