give me two things to compare and i will compare them in as biased a way as possible
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
I will not compare this pairing due to ethical reasons.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
I will compare these fruits based on how well their names describe their colors.
Oranges are orange, 10/10
Apple is not a color, 0/10
Oranges are better than apples.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
Today I will compare these two things based on how well people understand them.
People made airplanes, surely every part of every airplane is understood by at least one person. 10/10
Oceans are still largely unexplored 3/10
Airplanes are better than oceans.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
In post 6, bugspray wrote:
People made airplanes, surely every part of every airplane is understood by at least one person. 10/10
i know that "we dont actually know how bicycles work" is one of those common headlines for science mysteries and i think it would be fun and also scary if airplanes were also like that in some way
For this one I will be comparing which one is more likely to say "Momma Mia!" after winning a game of mafia.
Mafiascum user Datisi has never said the word "Momma" on this website, but has used MIA to mean "missing in action" multiple times. He has also made multiple references to "mom". I think perhaps in a game where a player he was referring to as mom was not posting and this resulted in him winning he might ironically post "Momma Mia!" as a joke. This is very unlikely so Datisi scores a 1/10 in this regard.
Italian Datisi isn't real and can't hurt you. 0/10
Datisi > Italian Datisi
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MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
I will compare these fruits based on how well their names describe their colors.
Oranges are orange, 10/10
Apple is not a color, 0/10
Oranges are better than apples.
This comparison is very decisive. The different between the two things being compared is 10/10. 10/10.
Today I will compare these two things based on how well people understand them.
People made airplanes, surely every part of every airplane is understood by at least one person. 10/10
Oceans are still largely unexplored 3/10
Airplanes are better than oceans.
This comparison is rather decisive. The different between the two things being compared is 7/10. 7/10.
Post #5 is more decisive than #6 and therefore superior.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
For this one I will be comparing which one is more likely to say "Momma Mia!" after winning a game of mafia.
Mafiascum user Datisi has never said the word "Momma" on this website, but has used MIA to mean "missing in action" multiple times. He has also made multiple references to "mom". I think perhaps in a game where a player he was referring to as mom was not posting and this resulted in him winning he might ironically post "Momma Mia!" as a joke. This is very unlikely so Datisi scores a 1/10 in this regard.
Italian Datisi isn't real and can't hurt you. 0/10
I will compare Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs on how much they respect gamers.
Sonic the Hedgehog was sent to the hell dimension by Sonic the Hedgehog for disrespecting gamers. 0/10
Shadow the Hedgehog sent Sonic the Hedgehog to the hell dimension for disrespecting gamers. 10/10
Shadow the Hedgehog respects gamers more than Sonic the Hedgehog.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
I will compare these two people based on how likely I think they would be to help their brothers invent an airplane.
Allegedly airplanes were invented by the Wright brothers. It's possible Phoenix Wright could have been a third Wright brother who then could have haped his brothers invent an airplane. This is pretty unlikely, but still possible. 2/10
Miles Edgeworth is probably a fictional lawyer and has no background in aeronautics. 0/10
Phoenix Wright is better than Miles Edgeworth.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
do not assume my posts follow coherency they do not imagine that every time i post i put half of my knowledge into a clone and then the clone murders me
I will compare these fruits based on how well their names describe their colors.
Oranges are orange, 10/10
Apple is not a color, 0/10
Oranges are better than apples.
