RED CROWN TOURNAMENT DAY ELEVEN: The Contest of the Princes

[Cook]

Good evening, MafiaScum.

Okay, let's cut to the chase.

I'm starting a rebellion.

You can join it, too.

For ten days I have been shut out. Never first, always last. Or tied for one of the irrelevant positions. I am an underdog. But as of yesterday, the pentultimate day, I began my meteoric rise. And I'm not one to leave a job half-finished. As I'm sure AniX will testify, the 11th hour is not the end. There are still sixty good minutes left to put on a show. And I intend to give that show to the good people of MafiaScum. Come with me, let us fight the establishment. There will be garlic bread. There will be cookies. There will be every kind of diet and non-diet carbonated beverage. And together, we shall stand and show longtime leader Vash what it means to win at the eleventh hour.

[Cook]

To my fellow Top Eleveners, if you wish to join my rebellion, feel free to collect your complementary chef hats here.

Long live the Chefhat Rebellion! To the Eleventh Hour, my friends!

[Cook]

To my fellow Top Eleveners, if you wish to join my rebellion, feel free to collect your complementary chef hats here.

Long live the Chefhat Rebellion! To the Eleventh Hour, my friends!

Cool, I'm in to rebel by... being unable to do anything now???

Rally supporters! Encourage them to spend points towards public parks! Flip a table! Make Mafiascum a better place!

[Cook]

pick up your hats! spread the word!

[Cook]

okay strong points from vash

but consider

really

good cheesy garlic bread. i mean this stuff is absolutely amazing


honestly you could give your points to either of us or to aisa or something but

mmm

[Cook]

But I think there is a better course of action, a more thematic course of action. You see, the real winner of this competition should probably not be any individual, after all the goal of this competition is not really to crown a winner, but to help Mafiascum through the spirit of competition. At the heart of this game is not a person (well I suppose you could count AniX but let's not for tax purposes), it is an idea. And so, I implore those of you who can spend, to not use your points on some nailbiting competition between those of us who remain, but to support the ideal candidate. Pool your points to purchase At the Last Minute, and use the Power of the 11th Hour to seal the victory. When in doubt, do something really cool, or really funny, and that action would definitely be both.

Sadly there's only 200 points in play so we cannot replace the entire leaderboard with Mr. Last Minutes. THAT would be really funny.

so i believe, at least

[Cook]

Mr. 11th Hour spam also would be a good way to do that too

[Cook]

we should give 19 points to vash and 25 points to aureal so we're tied

[Cook]

Hey "users"! Wanna join up with me? Come get your chef hats! It's not worth any points whatsoever for me to do this, so act quickly!

[Cook]

agreed

[Cook]

friendship over

want to join our rebellion?

[Cook]

there'll be more opportunities to double points if you do

[Cook]

why do i feel like it's suspiciously quiet

[Cook]

thank you! thank you! i appreciate it!

now to write two speeches just in case

[Cook]

congratulations to GeorgeBailey!

is it at all a sign that a really loud crack of thunder roared outside at nearly precisely 11:11:11 PM?

[Cook]

thank you, thank you very much!

[Cook]

thank you muchly, lich!

[Cook]

[Cook]

i would like to pit speech and debate high schoolers in a game of mafia