Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Farren]

Unfortunately, Thomas was the one who put that porcupine in the hospital.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, the porcupine held a grudge.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, the duck did not survive the experience.

[Farren]

Fortunately, none of the long-term political ramifications were going to have any further impact on Thomas's trip to the waterfall.

[Farren]

Fortunately, the scientists had completed the design work and had left the actual manufacture to engineers.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, Thomas was bankrupt due to having to pay the porcupine's medical bills.

[Farren]

Fortunately, the King of the Fey Overworld could be bargained with for the price of a song.

[Farren]

Fortunately, Thomas was able to slip away in the confusion of the wasps' split attention.

[Farren]

Fortunately, the wasp didn't need a lot of time to render a corrupt verdict.

[Farren]

Fortunately, Thomas just reached a wasp-free scenic vista in his quest for better sights than a 9" waterfall.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, stars know the secret of time travel.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, Thomas had to spend his sentence sharing a cell with a bunch of wasps and a porcupine.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, the porcupine was also a prophet, and higher-security didn't stop them from making a series of dire prophesies concerning Thomas's health, safety, and well-being.

[Farren]

Fortunately, the answer was right in front of his face as soon as he got out of prison.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, those agents were assigned to weird and unexplained cases because they were incompetent.

[Farren]

Fortunately, getting Thomas to run away from FBI agents in general was the goal all along.

[Farren]

Unfortunately, there were neither any mysteries to be solved nor masked individuals to unmask.