Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)
00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)
01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)
02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)
03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)
04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)
05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)
06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)
07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)
08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)
09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)
10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)
11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)
12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)
13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)
14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)
15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)
16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)
17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)
18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)
19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)
20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)
21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)
22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)
23.
Shall I practice my bow shooting?
You're plenty good at it already. (No.)
24.
Are you the boss?
Hey! You noticed it! (Yes.)
25.
Are they the customers?
You could say that. (Yes.)
26.
Aren't the customers always right?
The custumers are usually wrong. (No.)
27.
Are you happy?
Yes! (No.)
28.
Where the f*** has Charles been?
Is this a yes or no question? (No.)