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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sat Oct 07, 2023 11:52 pm

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good day citizens of mafiascum

I come to inform you that the annual tithe to the site is due

please provide some form of good or service equivalent to your 15% of your earnings in the previous annum and place it onto the cart so that I can take it back to mafiascum HQ and add it to the pile
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:16 am

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you aren't fooling me, $$MU_BANKER$$
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 5:17 am

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I ain't paying taxes
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 1:41 pm

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more like mafiaBUMS
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:33 pm

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I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:42 pm

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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 6:31 pm

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oh all right here you go. and heres a tip for being so good as to take it over there for us. thanks!
why does your ferret thing have a waterfall?
your guess is as good as mine
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 6:32 pm

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wait a second.... i just got off the phone with them and they said theyve never had a "cheetory6" on their payroll in their life
why does your ferret thing have a waterfall?
your guess is as good as mine
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:16 pm

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In post 7, hellbooks wrote: wait a second.... i just got off the phone with them and they said theyve never had a "cheetory6" on their payroll in their life
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:41 pm

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In post 7, hellbooks wrote: wait a second.... i just got off the phone with them and they said theyve never had a "cheetory6" on their payroll in their life
Do they have a Gorkington though?
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sun Oct 08, 2023 8:40 pm

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even having nothing but positive experiences with the simpsons finding out i unknowingly made a simpsons joke was unusually so frickin mortifying Although probably that happens rather often
why does your ferret thing have a waterfall?
your guess is as good as mine
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Oct 09, 2023 6:35 am

Post by Cromulent Simpsons Quote »

In post 8, Haschel Cedricson wrote:
In post 7, hellbooks wrote: wait a second.... i just got off the phone with them and they said theyve never had a "cheetory6" on their payroll in their life
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:59 am

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In post 11, Cromulent Simpsons Quote wrote:
In post 8, Haschel Cedricson wrote:
In post 7, hellbooks wrote: wait a second.... i just got off the phone with them and they said theyve never had a "cheetory6" on their payroll in their life
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Oct 09, 2023 5:14 pm

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:19 am

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In post 13, Ythan wrote:
Spoiler:
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you have won the thread
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Oct 14, 2023 4:42 am

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In post 1, Cook wrote: Image

you aren't fooling me, $$MU_BANKER$$
the only fool is the one who refuses to pay what is due
how many years have you spent on this site
enjoying it
basking in its grace
without giving back?

are you telling me that a cook who makes stuff every single day can't be bothered to spare a crumpet or a bowl of soup?????

I, cheetory6, do not appreciate your lack of pride in mafiascum.net.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sat Oct 14, 2023 4:43 am

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oh uh ohuhhh
disregard that last post it was a glitch

glitches are rampant on this site because we do not have the funds required to maintain it! yes!
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sat Oct 14, 2023 5:20 am

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of course, of course

i must donate
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:25 am

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bart
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Thu Oct 26, 2023 6:35 am

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AniX pays me in vbucks, is there a fortnite account i can send my taxes to??
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:32 am

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In post 19, Skygazer wrote: AniX pays me in vbucks, is there a fortnite account i can send my taxes to??
uuuuh is that legal?
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:43 pm

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He should be paying in robux
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sun Nov 05, 2023 12:54 pm

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but i don't get paid
No matter what happens, I'll be right there with you.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sun Nov 05, 2023 5:59 pm

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do you have zelle
To be clear: quack
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sun Nov 05, 2023 6:03 pm

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In post 22, Ausuka wrote: but i don't get paid
You gotta declare the bribes you get as listmod
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