Diplomacy 1: Spring 1903

[StraightFlush]

Jingle's definitely asleep rn

[Jingle]

An update:

I am aware of all the things. No orders have been submitted thus far with improper structuring. That is all the mod action warranted at this time.

[Gypyx]

wuh

[StraightFlush]

My real German isn't amazing, but I think mine (and Gypyx's) countrymen would call this a Brüh-Moment.

[Bingle]

My real German isn't amazing, but I think mine (and Gypyx's) countrymen would call this a Brüh-Moment.

Brüh-Moment: the rotational tendency imparted on an object by two Brühs attempting to push that object at different locations. If the Brühs are pushing in opposite directions and equal forces around the mass center of an object, it is further classified as a Perfect Brüh-Moment and must necessarily be recognized as “Nice”.


This has been social engineering with Bingle. The part of the game where Bingle comes out and sings a silly song.

[JacksonVirgo]

Fuck the spring

[Gypyx]

do not fuck a spring

[JacksonVirgo]

Don't kink shame me!

[Jingle]

Sorry for the delay in resolution. I had the post ready this morning and saved it but something broke in the Imgur. There are no order conflicts requiring a Summer season, but it’ll be lunchtime before I can get back to a computer I can access backstabbr on.

[JacksonVirgo]

There's a summer season?

[Jingle]

Summer is for retreats and conflict resolutions when those things come up. Winter is for that and resupply. Both phases have shorter deadlines because they’re really just potential resolution phases.

[JacksonVirgo]

Ah, right

[Jingle]

As models turn on the catwalk, so too does Spring turn to Summer.

Unfortunately, Summer of 1901 was boring as fuck, so we're gonna skip right past it to Fall 1901. Get ready for a whole new era, featuring the thrilling music of ABBA and an innocent dog getting launched into space where it dies a gruesome death. Also, something something the tides of war something.



DEADLINE IS (expired on 2024-04-21 17:09:27)!

GOTTA WAR FAST!

Edit: It was brought to my attention that the wrong screenshot was placed here. This is the accurate game board.

[Gypyx]

could you also show the screen with all the season's moves please?

[Jingle]

Screenshot changed for convenience.

[ORAM]

Thank you for that

[Jingle]

NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOTENTS!



Deadline: 24 Hours!

(expired on 2024-04-23 01:41:39)

[StraightFlush]

Where's the convoluted version with all the arrows? I should be confused when I look at a big map like this, not perfectly informed with no issues!

[Jingle]

[Jingle]

Where's the convoluted version with all the arrows? I should be confused when I look at a big map like this, not perfectly informed with no issues!

[Jingle]

I'll probably be unable to update the linked Backstabbr until tomorrow evening, so be aware that the above information is the current data.

[Jingle]

State of the World, 1902

As we can all tell, the earth is flat and abruptly ends just south of the Mediterranean Sea.

AniX - Administrator of Turkeys - Yellow - 4
Cephrir - Wizard King of Italy - Green - 4
JacksonVirgo and KayJayQueue - Royal Family of France - Light Blue - 5
ORAM - Council of Russia - Purple - 5
DragonEater and usesPython - Apex Predators of England - Dark Blue - 5
Straight Flush - Master Beaurocrat of Germany - Black - 4
Gypyx - G'Day, Mate of Austria - Red - 5



It is now Spring 1902. You have (expired on 2024-04-25 21:53:51) to submit your orders. If all living players submit AND agree to end the phase, I may resolve the Season early. Happy Hunting.

[Cephrir]

@mod I submitted a fleet build yet seem to have acquired an army

[JacksonVirgo]

Same here

[Jingle]

@mod I submitted a fleet build yet seem to have acquired an army

Same here

Fixed. Adding 12 hours to deadline to apologize for the confusion and make it so I'm not resolving the phase at work.