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Post Post #170 (isolation #0) » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:59 am

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Thok wrote:Shouldn't we be basing titles on more then 11 pieces of data? Talk to me when he's 40-10 as scum and 25-25 as town.
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how many games as SK do you have to merit your title, anyways? surely you must be at least 0-50 for a title to be based on whether or not you're a disgrace to SKs
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Post Post #183 (isolation #1) » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:17 pm

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Quagmire wrote:
Thok wrote:If we assume scum winning percentage is 50%, there's about a 1/200 chance of having a scum record of 10-1 or 11-0 in their games (and really, since we'd have this discussion but backwards if the records were flipped, I should include the possibility of 1-10 or 0-11 and make is about 1/100.) That's good but we have a lot of people on this site, and I wouldn't be shocked if a person randomly was 10-1 or 11-0 or even better.

There's also the question of whether Elias's is actually good, or getting somewhat lucky. (Probably the answer is a combination of both.)

You'll have better luck finding some particularly cool scum gambit that Elias pulled off and basing a title off of that. It would likely give a more interesting title also.

I can't help it if people fail basic statistics.
You really need to stop undermining the point of the title. Whether or not luck has gotten him this far has nothing to do with it; the fact is, he wins when he's mafia, and to pass it off as if it wasn't true pins you as the current penultimate of douchebaggery.
does he get a cash prize

can we give him an all-expense paid vacation to lovely FRANCE, home of the douchebags

or seattle, that works just as well
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Post Post #220 (isolation #2) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:37 pm

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i claim that Kison does not have enough games to be STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT enough for a title
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Post Post #344 (isolation #3) » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:29 am

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Nominate MoS for "Pompous Ass"


Fits with the whole Cassandra Complex thing and his need to say "well, I don't know, but
I'm
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Post Post #349 (isolation #4) » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:52 am

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Claus's title suggestion is bland an unimaginative. I thought name-based titles were frowned upon anyways?

Sarc's proposed title is horrible.

We can think of a much better title for Guardian, I'm sure of it.

And finally, Lawrence's title is based on a one-off conversation. I don't see why it's title-worthy.
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Post Post #411 (isolation #5) » Sat May 03, 2008 4:32 pm

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DrippingGoofball wrote:
Adel wrote:
nominate Quag for "Hates"
second, third, fourth, etc.
Quag doesn't hate Thok more or less than all the other people he loves to hate.

How's
Loves to Hate
as a variation?
No, he hates Thok more. Trust me.
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Post Post #523 (isolation #6) » Tue May 13, 2008 11:25 pm

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Oman wrote:
DizzyIzzyB13 wrote:
nominate Xdaamno for /in
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Thats the best you've got. Nothing even slightly creative?

"OH HE SAYS SLASH IN A LOT LETS MAKE THAT HIS TITLE!"

You lose. Go elsewhere
You are the absolute paragon of maturity that you claim to be.
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Post Post #549 (isolation #7) » Wed May 14, 2008 1:20 pm

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Oman wrote:Thok I think you're getting pre-reactionary.
The correct terms are "power-mad" and "anal".
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Post Post #565 (isolation #8) » Thu May 15, 2008 2:09 am

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Glork wrote:
Brutal Assassin wrote:I don't see why MS shouldn't promote scumchat as part of the site
Because ScumChat isn't in any way regulated like the forums are, and it has its own stigma?
Better stigma than dogma. Speaking of which, add "dogmatic" to my previous list of words that Thok will call incorrect.
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Post Post #655 (isolation #9) » Sat May 17, 2008 6:07 pm

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Thok wrote:
ShadowLurker wrote:Thok, why did you just edit your post to change your story?
My story didn't actually change, except to add the fact that I was asleep when PEG put up his post.
How do you know what time these posts were put up to thus know that you were asleep at the time if you had nothing to do with them?
Thok wrote:I assume it's either Mith or Stoofer, and they erased the posts for containing a high level of profanity and offensiveness. I'm sure the relevant person will admit to it if it is an issue.
How do you know the content of the post that you supposedly never saw?
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Post Post #744 (isolation #10) » Sun May 25, 2008 1:32 pm

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Glork wrote:
Mokina wrote:Gotta love abusing WIFOM.
I don't really abuse wine in front of me.


Beer? Hard liquor? Sure. But wine, not so much.
That's because you cannot appreciate the finer points of wine.
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Post Post #974 (isolation #11) » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:52 pm

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Time it takes Oman to find thread: Over 1 hour, 46 minutes.

Time it takes JD to find thread: Less than 1 minute.

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... =famewhore
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Post Post #976 (isolation #12) » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:02 pm

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Oman wrote:I didn't look.

:D
Thus making you a horrible, horrible liar and thus a terrible, terrible person.

But we already knew that.
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Post Post #1276 (isolation #13) » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:34 pm

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nominate ckd for "self-hammers as a townie in lylo as an IC in a newbie game" for his lovely performance in some Erg0 modded newbie game a while back.
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Post Post #1310 (isolation #14) » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:37 pm

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Mr. Flay wrote:Considering JDodge abdicated his responsibilities toward moderating two Newbie Games recently, I'd say nobody in this thread will suffer from an irony deficiency anytime soon...
I'll admit to that and say that I would like to find some way to make it up after my schedule clears up. Because I
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Post Post #1846 (isolation #15) » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:18 am

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Nominate Lord Gurgi for "Flimsy"
, based on his actions in high-pressure situations.
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Post Post #1852 (isolation #16) » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:26 am

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Thok wrote:
JDodge wrote:
Nominate Lord Gurgi for "Flimsy"
, based on his actions in high-pressure situations.
I'm pretty sure that Lord Gurgi has no interest in a title that insults him. Accept it.

If you want to reference the McCain thread, something like "Socialists are scum" strikes me as a better way to do it. And that's assuming Lord Gurgi wants a title based off of that thread.

Added titles for Simenon and Nocmen.
Ask him yourself - Flimsy is a now long-standing nickname.
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Post Post #1898 (isolation #17) » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:38 am

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Oman wrote:Can we get Andy a title, the guy has been around and done enough to deserve one...
There is nothing that defines him enough to give him a title yet. It makes more sense to wait for a good title then force through some terrible half-assed title like most of the recent ones are.
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Post Post #1924 (isolation #18) » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:26 pm

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Lawrencelot wrote:
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Oman wrote:Can we get Andy a title, the guy has been around and done enough to deserve one...
There is nothing that defines him enough to give him a title yet. It makes more sense to wait for a good title then force through some terrible half-assed title like most of the recent ones are.
JDodge is right.
Why not suggest some terrible half-assed title and change it when we got a better one? It's not like we force anyone to accept a title.
Because doing so fosters more terrible, half-assed titles, which is contrary to the goal of titles themselves.
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Post Post #1927 (isolation #19) » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:56 pm

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Thok wrote:
JDodge wrote:
Nominate Lord Gurgi for "Flimsy"
, based on his actions in high-pressure situations.
I'm pretty sure that Lord Gurgi has no interest in a title that insults him. Accept it.
So now that you've been proven
completely wrong
on this, why hasn't this been given any thought?
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Post Post #1951 (isolation #20) » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:37 pm

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Mostly harmless has been supported by Guardian, xyzzy and forbiddanlight. I submit that this proves it a terrible title and it should thus be taken off the table.
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Post Post #1995 (isolation #21) » Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:23 am

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StrangerCoug wrote:So you're calling Alabaska an immature fame whore with my nomination?
Sounds about right.
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Post Post #2228 (isolation #22) » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:57 pm

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PokerFace wrote:Is "Too Useful" really the best title for me?

DGB started it in one game and then k-scope mentioned that here. Myself and others started saying it and refering to it with my play a few times. Then I didn't here it forever until last night on irc. I'm actually feeling rather indifferent about it now though there isn't really anything better said here. Though having my title deal with my coin of the phrase "neighbors"as scum masons is also something I had pondered when gorckat suggested it for me.

I still think Gurgi should just be Albatross. When-ever I get 4 strikes in bowling its called an albatross and whenever I fail to kill 4 times as a scumo I call it an Albatross.
(8:49:49 PM) Lord Gurgi: Now's your chance to troll for Flimsy.
(8:51:33 PM) jdodge1019: you clearly want that more than mostly harmless
(8:51:34 PM) jdodge1019: don't you
(8:55:40 PM) Lord Gurgi: Mostly harmless is not the best title for me.
(8:56:12 PM) jdodge1019: just say yes
(8:56:14 PM) jdodge1019: goddamnit
(8:56:22 PM) Lord Gurgi: :P
(8:56:42 PM) Lord Gurgi: Stuff to destroy the honesty of this quote, yes.
(8:57:04 PM) Lord Gurgi: Y-but I also like Albatross-ES
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Post Post #2326 (isolation #23) » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:00 pm

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Oman wrote:
Sir Tornado wrote:
Simenon wrote: Oman was just being Oman. Nobody was offended.
Don't care for the context, but then this is one of the eternal truths.
Wow, if thats true I need to increase my average post quality.



Thanks Andy, you said exactly what I was thinking. My title is special to me, because it goes back onto sometting that was not only hilariously stupid, but represents my playstyle at the time. I'm sure I would feel much less so if it were decided I should get one then they came up with
something.
FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT

Your title is "special to you", yet when nominated for it at first you refused to take it saying it "wasn't truly representative of you" or some such bullshit. I then used this opportunity to go overboard in trying to get you to
ACCEPT IT
, which I knew would make a connection with
someone
and eventually get pushed through as a title for me. I figured I could then make sure that the story didn't get propagated around the site, thus making it only relevant to people who were there at the time. I would then be able to use this title to my advantage whenever someone brought up my own playstyle amongst new people - people who were around when the title was passed would already know my meta - thus giving me a solid meta even amongst new people, thus allowing me to use the meta excuse without ever invoking the meta excuse.

My point being that people who hound for titles have no clue of how to do so.

The other important thing I must bring up; who cares if a bunch of terrible title proposals get through? I gave up on stressing myself out over that long ago. Titles are, in case you didn't notice, completely freaking trivial and arbitrary. I've found this out through the social engineering experiment above. Who honestly gives a shit if one line of text beneath someone's screenname on a forum on the internet is different, anyways?
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