Orca? This! is! Dance of the Title Fairy!

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This is gonna be obscure, but it was REALLY funny, to me.

Based on this thread/post, I nominate NabakovNabakov for

IvankovKasparov

(based on Vyacheslav Ivankov and Garry Kasparov, of course).

You have to mispell them Flay similar to the way Nab did. That'd be

IvonkovKasparov

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I'm 5-5 as town. fail.

Not really, no, since generally people have win % higher than 50 as town, and lower than 50% as scum, you don't fit the normal pattern. You win way too often as scum and not often enough as town.

I'd argue I fit this pattern better. But Elias does deserve some recognition for 10-1 that's flat out crazy.

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Why do people not like this option again?

cocks

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Nominate TSQ: tooters and cits

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second Rishi A meer townie

, or mere if you don't like the avatar reference. 17-0 is statistically significant. Don't make me run the numbers.

self-stoofing was hilarity btw

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second Rishi A meer townie

, or mere if you don't like the avatar reference. 17-0 is statistically significant. Don't make me run the numbers.

self-stoofing was hilarity btw

This post is funny because it assumes my post was serious.

This post is funny because it assumes my post was addressing your post. I wanted to make Thok run the numbers. Worked!

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Actually Oman, it's not really your fault, it's the meta's. Mods need to start including more NK Immune Miller Vig's so that your claim would be viable. You were just ahead of your time.

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Mods need to start including more NK Immune Miller Vig's

I approve of this product

OBV PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BAMPEG!


I had to modkill the NK IMMUNE MILLER VIG THOUGH

It broke my heart when I saw that. A mods dream is wathcing that poor guy claim.

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I suppose so, just referring to Stoofer's claim of 11 straight earlier. In other words, it's unusual but it does happen.

Unusual things happen all the time.

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It seems I don't get a title either. Poor meerkat.

Thok's had a bad week. Thok will try to catch up on this thread tomorrow.

Thok on, fellow scummers.

go

thok

stoof yourself

Fixed

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Claus's title suggestion is bland an unimaginative. I thought name-based titles were frowned upon anyways?

Sarc's proposed title is horrible.

We can think of a much better title for Guardian, I'm sure of it.

And finally, Lawrence's title is based on a one-off conversation. I don't see why it's title-worthy.

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I think name based titles are silly.

But "definitely naughty" appeals to me for Claus, ish.

if we have to go there, I think "Bad Santa" would be better.

"I stole Jesus' Holiday"?

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one of you lazy guys needs to write a wiki article for the uninformed

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I like "there's no F in fairy."

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ZONEACE -

Ucking Aggot

(P.s. Sorry if I cross a line here with you ZONEACE, hope you see the humour in it )

that's hillarious, which means it will likely be vetoed by thok.

Also like v 2.0,

Ucking Airy, or Laming Aggot would be possible toned down options if needed, but original is better.

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but Thok the new title is an extension of the same joke. That's the point.

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Out of curiosity, why the hell does Yos's title have nothing to do with people agreeing with him?

That's, like, the biggest in-site meme ever.

Because nobody can agree on a good format for the joke? This topic has been brought up about 20 times, and nobody agrees on a good version of the title, not even Yosarian2.

So strangely enough we don't really agree with Yos2

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Perhaps "Ucking Aggot. No, not you; you're really nice. It was a reference to myself. I'm sorry if I offended you."

Second

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if you call someone a faggot in GD, we'll ban you

I disagree with Yosarian2

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I think you guys are missing the point that to ZONEACE it's not a bug it's a feature. The idea of being able to piss people off without even having to post must be tantilizing.

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I think we can all agree that "there's no F in fairy" is a lot less offensive than ucking aggot...

when did you become Mr. Concern Troll?

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whose this annoying lurker guy and why should his title be myself?

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stupid English Muffin

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How about SSOT for Yos2?

Interesting but too obscure

What about

I agree with myself

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holosonic

?
source:http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/12/t ... of-go.html

see above

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Nominate Claus for Dirty Santa btw.

Period Thread.

Heh, is that why Santa's clothes are red?

second

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I now have proof he must be more than 9 years old.

He remembers playing the original Diablo.
Diablo's release date 1997.

He's at least 11 by now.

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no self noms

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no requesting other people to give you said nom

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proper term is killjoy I believe

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(>^-(>O.O)>

Can I request that as my title?

(>^-(>*.*)> is a better emoticon.

Also, what other people said about self-noms.
Also, I doubt that'd pass the PG-rating for titles anyway.
EDIT: Also, cocks.

I need an interpreter I'm still not seeing it. Is it like those magic eye posters where you have to squint?

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Nominate Shaft.ed for "Dem-agogue.

Seems really fitting considering his GD persona.

Can I nominate you for Syn-agogue?

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You can, though I don't particularly get the relevance.

Jew

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shaft.ed's is okay. The counter-suggestion for TSQ is pretty lame.

CES' is comedy silver.

I was going for lame in order to show that I thought TSQ's suggestion was similar.

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re-iterate my seconding of the nomination Dem-ogogue for Shaft.ed because it is bloody brilliant.

Nominate: shaft.ed for "Abridged"

. I can point to a few GD discussions for examples.

My gimmicks are working. Erg0 you taking notes?

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I've got to agree with cicero that I'd prefer a title referencing my spamming the GD with political news to a recently picked up gimmick that I started when I was bored one day and hope I won't have to continue doing for life just because of a title. That said Abridg.ed is pretty clever. And I don't really like Dem-agouge because I don't think the conotation fits my intent. But as I've seen with other noms, I think the community knows more about how I'm perceived than I do so I'll accept anything as long as it's relevant (ie not something nonsensical like Wanker McStickytitties).

@Pokerface, writing in shaft.ed is similar to voting McCain. If he's elected you will definitely be shafted.

wooka wooka wooka

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Nominate shaft.ed for Wanker McStickytitties

.

2nded

3rded

At last my twisted plan to receive the title Wanker McStickytitties has come to fruition. Reverse phsychology FTW!

Muaah Muahahaaa Muahhhahaaahaaahaaaa

diabolical laughter fades into the distance

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nominate Erg0 for No Gimmicks

but that is a gimmick

headsplode

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Shaft.ed are you actually not interested in my proposed title for you? I thought it was quite clever.

Clever, but am I really that tricky and manipulative to be a demagogue?

a person, esp. an orator or political leader, who gains power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and prejudices of the people.

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Shaft.ed are you actually not interested in my proposed title for you? I thought it was quite clever.

Clever, but am I really that tricky and manipulative to be a demagogue?

a person, esp. an orator or political leader, who gains power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and
prejudices of the people.

Oh how they quibble.

I swear I'm not evil
:beardscratch:
<.<
:cat stroking:
>.>

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by the way, you could work in Shaft.ed's signature period by making it dem.ogogue

The period would make it more "interesting" yes. I've already told you guys I'll take whatever makes the threshold. But it's sad the Wanker McStickytitties was instant success, while the serious considerations aren't going over as well. Maybe its just not time.

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"Facto" is more spanglish.

Si, es un facto.

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I agree. I prefer "racist" for natirasha.

Or Jerry Seinfeld, but that's a really hard reference to get.

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I think the best title for Natirasha would be "Bible Thumper"

I

could be

am certainly wrong, though.

Fixed that for you.

Remember back in the day when people wanted to give hasdgfas a title about his repressing homosexual thoughts? Remember how much worse those titles would have been than "Moo"?

Nominate Hasdgfas for HoMoo

I literally laughed out loud.

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HoMoo and Serious Business sound cool to me

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nominate

xyzzy for desperate

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Wait, are you implying that Brandi is my alt?

lol!

More that you're trying to sleep with Brandi, I think.

ah.

Yes

Abridged for people on the go.

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I like gay bondage porn.

Abridged for people on the go.

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Do I get a prize for having 4 nominated Titles of unique origin? Can I have all four at once or something?

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Serious Business > Titles: Serious Business IMO. Maybe even "This is serious business".

agreed with the removal of "Titles:"

Also don't see the point of giving Brandi an alt based title because of something she clearly does not enjoy being joshed about.

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Nominate cicero for Alt of Brandi

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Nominate Adel for "The Femslash Slasher"

you aren't going to beat "Crystalline Logick".

logic is to logick as magic is to magick

Not a big fan of the recent bout of whimsical "look at the funny GD thread" titles.

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Nominate Adel for "The Femslash Slasher"

you aren't going to beat "Crystalline Logick".

logic is to logick as magic is to magick

So wait, logick is only used by pseudo-intellectual, pretentious gas bags?

so is logic what's your point?

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Nominate blackberry for 'needs more

h

fags.'

fixed?

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It's the baby

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Nominate xyzzy for Nominate Brandi

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Wonder if

Mafiartist

would work...

My mind reads that as

Mafia fartist

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edit edit: Pie is pretty much the best poster on the site currently fyi everyone.

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Nominate Erg0 for I'm Easy

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[insert gimmick]

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Vote: shaft.ed

For President. I encourage you all!

Stop talking about ongoing games

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Just kidding, I'm currently in Presidentmaker.

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"Abused by Power" for TSQ

"Abused by Adel" for Oman

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whatever happened to dem-agogue (i may or not have failed at spelling but I dont care enough to get it right) for shafted?

abridg.ed is

better

more appealing to the masses.

Fixed

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I don't like either for shaft.ed

"shat.fed" makes me giggle everytime though.

I thought that only appeared in Heroes Smalltown. Oh I guess I brought it up in House too.

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No. It really isnt. It's based on something that many players do and have done since before was here, and a useless reference to his screenname. It is in no way funny or interesting. Dem-agogue is the perfect expression of his unique personality in GD.

Doesn't shaft.ed not like dem-agouge?

I prefer it to abridge.ed, but neither are incredibly close to my heart.

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I got a title.

Remember kids, famewhoring pays.

Whore

And Law that was a typo

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well I guess it is out of contention then since it was only mentioned in a couple of mafia games, and never in scumchat or GD.

certainly not statistically significant (p>0.05)

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Yes I like the mispelled Drunken Master. That game was interesting. What the hell was Shea trying to pull at the end though?

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Actually he triple and quadruple posted quite frequently in the iPick. what about:

Xtoxm
Xtoxm

as the title?

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Or since it not really repetative posting more like constant clarifications or "and a nother things"

That's my name
In the first line
Sorry for the double post

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Am disappointed Xtoxm didn't double post.

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what happened to the poor guy's johnson?

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He's a tough one. Should read House Mafia where we had to come up with nicknames for everyone. I think his was dead llama fetus or something like that.

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from House:
Pushy McGee
fucking tools
dilt
Dessicated llama foetus
Shrinking Violet

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nominate ckd for "

S

elf-

H

ammers

A

s a

T

ownie

IN

L

ylo as an

IC

I

n a

N

ewbie

G

ame" for his lovely performance in some Erg0 modded newbie game a while back.

Seconded

Maybe we can make a cool acronym out of it?
Shat In Licing?
Think the ending needs work.

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little birdie said I needed to check this out again..

ahhh, so Jdodge will not let that die (7 months ago?) werent you lynched in that newbie game for lurking? (but you are right, that is irrelevant). You are always so warm and welcoming in scumchat with that greeting, I don’t know why I would assume you wouldn’t bring it up here too. If you read the game you would understand, but it all really does boils down to me getting frustrated and not giving a shit, I should have just been replaced and made a poor choice. So essentially Jdodge’s troll is correct and I cant really argue it.

If my title needs to reflect that one action out of hundred in 40 games I have played, so be it.

If it makes up for anything I only posted that because I found it funny the acronym spell Shat.

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Screamer

?

You'd like that wouldn't you?

Don't really like the scream based titles.

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Nominate Alabaska J pure, unadulterated mediocrity

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I find the irony of Alabaska actually creating a title for himself in an unintentional manner to make his exact wording better. Also preserves the unadulterated goodness.

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"Endgamed"

for shaft.ed, if he accepts it.

Does he always get endgamed or something?


Also, I might have one when a game finishes for Guardian. The post doesn't contain any game information, really, so could I nominate him now or just wait?

No Adel's was just happy to watch me lose to her faction while I made the final losing play in Endgame

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This thread has been full of so much fail lately, of course, most of that is alabaska

god you are so gay you have started pmsing

See, Shea is funny, you're just stupid.

Said the fag.

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Remember, this is the Title Fairy thread, not the make fun of Alabaska J thread or make jokes about Zoneace being gay thread.

Said the fag.

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all those color tags slowed you down.

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I still can't believe you said that

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I bet if I made a thread saying "post here and you'll get a title nomination from Alabaska J" no one would post in it.

Fixed

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May I suggest a new approach for titles?

I suggest that a clever title should be thought of, and then the player that best fits that title should be identified.

Nominate Wanker McStickyTitties

for whoever asks for their threads to be sticked on a regular basis.

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I really don't want to spoil it, but Adel was just messing with you guys. I'm amazed this has gained as much traction as it did. I think she was just trying to figure out what her site influence was. From the reaction I'd say it measures pretty high.

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Nominate Lord Gurgi for

Serial Not Killer

(needs work)

In Monty Python Mafia he was a SK that lived through four nights and scored zero kills for FIVE different reasons:
1-submitted a No Kill
2-targeted a hider
3-Was redirected to a dead body AND roleblocked
4-targeted a player that was Doc protected

Not sure if this is titular but the odds of this happening seem pretty low, Thok will have to run the numbers

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maybe

Roleblocked by God

since he was both roleblocked by God in the figurative and literal sense. If you believe in God that is.

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I guess I should

third

this since it's mostly my fault.

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I missed you ZoneAce. I'm glad to see you posting again.

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Nominate zyxxy for

/out

for mod-abandoning yet another game. "/out" is going to remind me not to sign up anymore.

Why not just get right to the point and call him

Mod Abandoned

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[quote="KaleiÃ

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ENOUGH. ITS THE WORST QUOTE PYRAMID IVE EVER SEEN.

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thanks Jeep

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Korts still needs a title, even if his alcoholism isn't pronounced enough for this thread.

Hungary for Porn :beardscratch:

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I'll

Second Xyzzy for Mod Abandoned

in place of "Nothing Happens".

99 Flakes?

He's got to be getting close to that.

Premature Evaculator

??

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dont forget titles based on general confussion caused by one's screenname.

or spamming the GD with politically related "content"

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ITT JDodge is an Evil Mastermind, and wants you to know it.

That's how they always get caught.

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http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10198

I know we really shouldn't be talking about ongoings, but... *pees pants laughing*

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After 92 pages this seems like a good time to start a new Title Fairy thread. Jeeps updated the last batch of titles.

page 97...just sayin'