Lunch Money - animorpherv1's Turn

[Sudo_Nym]

/in in a manner, which, if you were to ask a friend of his, if that were possible, given his current condition of dead, would most likely be found to be somewhat reminiscint of Flynn.

[Sudo_Nym]

Verily, I do say unto you, prepare for a face-bashing.

[Sudo_Nym]

I

Hook

URoE. I figure, since I'm gonna steal his Lunch Money, he'd like dining on the cafeteria free menu: Knuckle Sandwich, ala carte.

[Sudo_Nym]

It's cool with me.

However, are you planning on recording the damage from my hook to URoE?

[Sudo_Nym]

Fortunately for me, chensi is

humiliated

when his elbow misses by a mile, hitting the wall directly on the funny bone.

How's that feel?

[Sudo_Nym]

Feel the wrath of my

Spinning Backfist

!

[Sudo_Nym]

Mykonian failed to account for one thing, though- Sudo_nym ineffibale greatness, which creates an intangible aura of brilliance. Mykonian knows this only too well now, of course, as my halo of radiance is permanently scorched into his retinas, causing great

Humiliation

.

Burn in my light!

[Sudo_Nym]

With the retina-scorching still fresh (see above re: retina scorching; aura of brilliant light), mykonian earns himself a

pimp slap

.

Damn

[Sudo_Nym]

Unfortunately, I must pass.

Hey, you want to know what's a neat coincidence? People are attacking me. Some of you are currently playing in my Chez Geek game, and some of you would like to get in on my future game of Ninja Burger. Of course, I say this for no reason at all, so if you think I'm implying something, well, then I have to ask what it is that you believe I'm implying.

[Sudo_Nym]

Yes, but is xelsasa currently modding a game of Chez Geek you're in, with all the powers that implies? Not that I'm implying anything, of course...

[Sudo_Nym]

Who asked you to? I'm being very careful not to imply anything. Besides, do I strike you as the kind of person who would recklessly abuse his power of modding for his own personal gain? Actually, that's probably a question better left unanswered.

[Sudo_Nym]

I'm really just messing with you guys. It's just a game. Also, check out my new entry in the wiki. Some thoughtful person is apparantly attempting to score brownie points.

[Sudo_Nym]

Hey, but just in case it works: Don't attack me.

[Sudo_Nym]

In an attempt to recoup, I'll discard 2, 3, and 4.

[Sudo_Nym]

Sudo_Nym quickly dazes xelada by tricking him into shaking hands with a concealed joybuzzer, before his previously unknown ability to fly manifests itself, and he flies around the world at the speed of light like the time Superman did that, but more awesome, causing time to reverse until he's returned to the day before xelada was birthed, landing his patented megaton punch right to his mother's stomach, in the most awe-inspiring display of a

Big Combo

the world has ever seen.

In other news, my illness has compelled me to pop pills like they were skittles. Of course, the mild hallucinations and light-headedness listed as side-effects in no way affected my write-up of the Big Combo above.

[Sudo_Nym]

Kick (2) to xelada.

[Sudo_Nym]

I dodge.

[Sudo_Nym]

sorry

Sucks to be you when I get you.

I think I can run faster

O NO U DI'NT.

SUPER SAYIAN ATTACK!

*PSHHHHHH*

*IMPACT*

Quote Pyramid of Doom!

[Sudo_Nym]

After which I will

Pimp Slap

chenhsi.

[Sudo_Nym]

I Kick (4) chenhsi, right in the left retina.

[Sudo_Nym]

I bash chenhsi with a

pipe

, to the left ventricle.

[Sudo_Nym]

Let's see. I kick (2) chensi in the left metacarpal.

[Sudo_Nym]

To be fair, you're the one who insists on continuing to live.

[Sudo_Nym]

Indeed. You don't even have collateral, such as a game that you are running, and that we are involved (and perhaps even emotionally invested) in that you could use as leverage. Of course, only a real bastard would resort to such underhanded tactics to further himself in a petty game.

A real bastard, you say? Like one who might make a string of comments, culminating in the one in your sig? Good thing nobody here fits that description.

[Sudo_Nym]

Indeed. You don't even have collateral, such as a game that you are running, and that we are involved (and perhaps even emotionally invested) in that you could use as leverage. Of course, only a real bastard would resort to such underhanded tactics to further himself in a petty game.

A real bastard, you say? Like one who might make a string of comments, culminating in the one in your sig? Good thing nobody here fits that description.

That would be embarrassing. I mean, imagine if I were to wear a signature that revealed both one person's staggering gift for unintelligible responses, and another's xeophobia? Awkward.

ani's xenophobic? He seemed personable enough to me, but I suppose you never can tell.

[Sudo_Nym]

Indeed. You don't even have collateral, such as a game that you are running, and that we are involved (and perhaps even emotionally invested) in that you could use as leverage. Of course, only a real bastard would resort to such underhanded tactics to further himself in a petty game.

A real bastard, you say? Like one who might make a string of comments, culminating in the one in your sig? Good thing nobody here fits that description.

That would be embarrassing. I mean, imagine if I were to wear a signature that revealed both one person's staggering gift for unintelligible responses, and another's xeophobia? Awkward.

ani's xenophobic? He seemed personable enough to me, but I suppose you never can tell.

You saw that anti-Semitic crack he made. The guy's a monster.

To be honest, you did kinda bring that on yourself. Also, QUOTE PYRAMID!

[Sudo_Nym]

I bet you get dizzy, spinning like that. Probably explains the vomitting and

humiliation

[Sudo_Nym]

Sometimes, you have the feeling a person can do everything. That he could walk over water, and turn water in to wine.

and sometimes, that person is called Sudo_Nym.

I can even do both at the same time. This one time, the water turned into wine as I walked over it, causing all the fish to get drunk. So I reached in, grabbed three of them, and turned them into enough Chilean Sea Bass to feed an army.

[Sudo_Nym]

I

knife

chenhsi in the testicles.

[Sudo_Nym]

I knew it!

pass

See what happens when you try to imitate your Lord and Master?

[Sudo_Nym]

I kick(2) ani in the left earlobe.

[Sudo_Nym]

WHY could you not headlock me!'

I shout out, with ymy one last breath of air....

I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!

and die.

Yet more proof that Canada is entirely irrelevant.

[Sudo_Nym]

Yet more proof that Canada is entirely irrelevant.

There is only one place relevant: Fryslân

Fryslan is the retarded cousin of Europe.

[Sudo_Nym]

You have been humiliated. Witness my divine powah

.

Don't step on my shtick.

[Sudo_Nym]

pass...

[Sudo_Nym]

You can take away my dignity, but you'll never take away MY

FREEDOM

!

[Sudo_Nym]

Why you all gang up on me, knowing as you do that several of your characters in other games have their very lives in my hands, I'll never know. But at least the school's got a Hot Nurse (tm).

First Aid

x2.

[Sudo_Nym]

Why you all gang up on me, knowing as you do that several of your characters in other games have their very lives in my hands, I'll never know. But at least the school's got a Hot Nurse (tm).

First Aid

x2.

I'd like some of that Hot Nurse (tm). Please?

And I'd like some of that sexy Aussie accent. But life is harsh.

[Sudo_Nym]

Why you all gang up on me, knowing as you do that several of your characters in other games have their very lives in my hands, I'll never know. But at least the school's got a Hot Nurse (tm).

First Aid

x2.

I'd like some of that Hot Nurse (tm). Please?

And I'd like some of that sexy Aussie accent. But life is harsh.

...


Give me the damn Hot Nurse (tm). Now.

First, do your Paul Hogan impression. Don't pretend you don't have one.

[Sudo_Nym]

Why you all gang up on me, knowing as you do that several of your characters in other games have their very lives in my hands, I'll never know. But at least the school's got a Hot Nurse (tm).

First Aid

x2.

I'd like some of that Hot Nurse (tm). Please?

And I'd like some of that sexy Aussie accent. But life is harsh.

...


Give me the damn Hot Nurse (tm). Now.

First, do your Paul Hogan impression. Don't pretend you don't have one.

Hot Nurse (tm). Then we'll talk.

You don't seem to understand. I've already got the Hot Nurse (tm). I'm the one in the position of strength. You have to please

me

.

[Sudo_Nym]

Why you all gang up on me, knowing as you do that several of your characters in other games have their very lives in my hands, I'll never know. But at least the school's got a Hot Nurse (tm).

First Aid

x2.

I'd like some of that Hot Nurse (tm). Please?

And I'd like some of that sexy Aussie accent. But life is harsh.

...


Give me the damn Hot Nurse (tm). Now.

First, do your Paul Hogan impression. Don't pretend you don't have one.

Hot Nurse (tm). Then we'll talk.

You don't seem to understand. I've already got the Hot Nurse (tm). I'm the one in the position of strength. You have to please

me

.

Well. There's more than one Hot Nurse (tm) in the world. Perhaps I shall get multiple Hot Nurses (tm).

I think you guys have to settle for Moderiately Attractive Aboriginal Medicine Women (tm).

[Sudo_Nym]

Why you all gang up on me, knowing as you do that several of your characters in other games have their very lives in my hands, I'll never know. But at least the school's got a Hot Nurse (tm).

First Aid

x2.

I'd like some of that Hot Nurse (tm). Please?

And I'd like some of that sexy Aussie accent. But life is harsh.

...


Give me the damn Hot Nurse (tm). Now.

First, do your Paul Hogan impression. Don't pretend you don't have one.

Hot Nurse (tm). Then we'll talk.

You don't seem to understand. I've already got the Hot Nurse (tm). I'm the one in the position of strength. You have to please

me

.

Well. There's more than one Hot Nurse (tm) in the world. Perhaps I shall get multiple Hot Nurses (tm).

I think you guys have to settle for Moderiately Attractive Aboriginal Medicine Women (tm).

You must've been doing some research when you found those. Alas, dear Sudo_Nym.

And it's no matter. I Know A Place (tm).

I knew that bitch with the tattoos was messing with me!

[Sudo_Nym]

With but a flick of my wrist, I summon a massive typhoon, lifting Drench high into the air, and dropping him back onto the ground, where a wandering kangaroo punches him with his novelty boxing gloves.

Big Combo

on Drench.

Shouldn't have eliminated me from the Nomic.

[Sudo_Nym]

Grab

chenhsi

[Sudo_Nym]

Currently too tired to be snide. Powerplay.

[Sudo_Nym]

And I think a massive

roundhouse

will finish this up nicely.

[Sudo_Nym]

Elbow

Mykonian

[Sudo_Nym]

Block

[Sudo_Nym]

Uppercut

to mykonian

[Sudo_Nym]

Chinaheski just can't draw a card, eh?

[Sudo_Nym]

knife

chenhsi

[Sudo_Nym]

And I dodge.

[Sudo_Nym]

damn you

HOW DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE DEFENSE CARDS!

Read my wiki.

[Sudo_Nym]

Sudo lines up five recievers wide... he drops back five steps... he waits... he waits... And it's a

Hail Mary

to mykonian! Unbelievable!

[Sudo_Nym]

tss.

That is not nice of you, dear Sudo_Nym... and you know I have a surplus of defence cards, otherwise I wouldn't pass.

Dodge

.

Yeah, but I have to do something to draw cards, and I have nothing I want to discard.

[Sudo_Nym]

Well, at least he's cute...

[Sudo_Nym]

Dodge.

[Sudo_Nym]

Knife to ani.

[Sudo_Nym]

Dodge.