Open Game Queue (Players and Mods)

[sloththeholy]

i've been informed that i can't math

Me neither it’s okay

[Elements]

/in Sloth if there's still room

[Tangion]

/in Sloth if there's still room

yay lets be friends this time ok!?

[Elements]

/in Sloth if there's still room

yay lets be friends this time ok!?

We can solve the game together
Me and you against the world!

[Tangion]

/in Sloth if there's still room

yay lets be friends this time ok!?

We can solve the game together
Me and you against the world!

yay!

[imaginality]

/out implosion :/

[mcqueen]

/in sloth

Only needs a few more to fill if I can count properly

[keyburrito]

/out sloth

[Klick]

/in sloth

[Gimli]

/in sloth to catch klick

[Gimli]

/out rl happened cya next year

[Charles510]

how many more now to hammer sloth?

[sloththeholy]

3 more I believe

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Open 931 has ended in a

Spoiler:

Town Win

[Trekkie99]

/in sloth

[Black]

/out rl happened cya next year

[Something_Smart]

Slot 1:

sloththeholy's Pictures of Dragons (C9++) (10 days left)

1. Kaygion (Tangion & KayJayQueue)
   
2. GreedyBanger
   
3. yessiree
   
4. Thomith
   
5. Black
   
6. ZaphodBeeblebrox (Gamma Emerald & Charles510)
   
7. Hu Tao
   
8. Elements
   
9. mcqueen
   
10. Klick
    
11. Trekkie99
    
12. 
    

Slot 2:

implosion's Minefield (10 days left)

1. Gamma Emerald
   
2. KayJayQueue
   
3. Tangion
   
4. Hamster Pint
   
5. Bandana Chicken
   
6. Harmonica*
   
   
7. Bingle
   
8. yessiree
   
9. Extasly
   
10. Hu Tao
    
11. 
    
12. 
    

* = I have reached out to these accounts about alt transfer, since they were originally registered for an anonymous game. If they don't respond, they will not be allowed to play.

edit: Hamster Pint is good, still waiting on Harmonica

Mod queue: usesPython's Zombie Apocalypse

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

"Heyyy, you beautifully suspicious bunch of galactic masterminds! Zaphod Beeblebrox, your two-headed host of coolness and chaos, is here to officially welcome you to this little corner of paranoia and intrigue. That’s right—this is the game, the myth, the legend: Mafia!

Now, listen up, because this isn’t your average dull-witted affair. Oh no, this is where lies become legends, where deceit is an art form, and where Zaphod Beeblebrox himself might just grace the stage of suspicion. Or not. I mean, would I even need to lie? I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox, baby—my existence is proof I win at life. Twice.

So buckle up, kiddos! We’re going full speed ahead into a wormhole of accusations, counteraccusations, and enough wild theories to make the Vogons seem logical. And remember—this is a game, so if you get eliminated, don’t panic. Trust me, I’ve died at least three times, and I’m still the most important guy in the room.

Let’s get ready to find those scummy little imposters hiding in the shadows—or, y’know, accuse totally innocent people for fun. Either way: Zaphod. Approves.

Now, who’s ready to make the galaxy's most dazzlingly dramatic betrayal?"

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Kaygion (Tangion & KayJayQueue):
Ah, the two-for-one special of Mafia, because clearly, one of you couldn’t carry this trainwreck alone. Tangion, you’re like the player who thinks they’re smooth, but trips over their own vote logic every time. And KayJayQueue? It’s a queue alright—of bad reads and worse plays. Two heads aren’t better than one, trust me—I’d know.

GreedyBanger:
The name screams "big moves" but your gameplay is more "small-town bandit stuck in neutral." Greedy? Sure, if we're talking about hogging the bad ideas. And "banger"? Yeah, more like the sound of your credibility crashing to the ground.

yessiree:
You’ve got the enthusiasm of a yes-man but the execution of a maybe-man. Yessiree, you say? More like, “Yessiree, I just convinced everyone I’m scum by accident.”

Thomith:
Thomith, buddy, you’ve got the charisma of a Vogon poet and the strategic finesse of someone trying to bluff with an Uno card. But hey, at least you’re consistent—consistently chaotic, that is.

Black:
Dark, mysterious, and brooding? Nah, more like a black hole of bad logic that sucks the entire town into oblivion. You’re the player who’s so deep in the shadows you can’t even find your own win condition.

ZaphodBeeblebrox (Gamma Emerald & Charles510):
Wait, hold on a sec—me? I’m perfection incarnate, baby. Gamma Emerald and Charles510? Oh, you’re the imposters pretending to wear my name, huh? Newsflash: you’re so far from my level, it’s like watching a Vogon try to dance. But hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. You’re welcome for the inspiration.

Hu Tao:
You may have a name inspired by a pyromaniac ghost girl, but your reads are about as sharp as a soggy dumpling. You’re the player who promises fireworks but delivers sparklers.

Elements:
You bring all the fundamental building blocks of Mafia to the table—except for logic, charisma, or basic competence. You’re like water: everywhere but totally flavorless.

mcqueen:
If you’re lightning, then I’m the entire galaxy. You’ve got the speed of a snail in a time warp and the subtlety of a Vogon warship. Stick to the pit crew, champ.

Klick:
Oh, the precision of a name like Klick. Too bad your gameplay is more “randomly mashing buttons.” You’re the type to hit "self-destruct" and call it a master plan.

Trekkie99:
Boldly going where no player has gone before—straight to the top of the lynch list. Your logic is so warped, it’s like you’re caught in a Klingon time loop. At least you’re consistent—consistently wrong.

[Black]

[Trekkie99]

I just want a cup of tea...

[Something_Smart]

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but please try not to spam the queue; save it for the game thread. Also, just a reminder that we no longer use the word "lynch" to refer to eliminations.

[Immortal Technique]

/In Sloth

[lucca261]

/in Sloth

[sloththeholy]

Woot, excited to get this all kicked off