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ALL ROLE PMS HAVE BEEN SENT OUT! THE GAME WILL BEGIN WHEN 13/15 PLAYERS HAVE CONFIRMED OR AFTER 24 HOURS HAVE PASSED WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!
COUNTDOWN: (expired on 2025-11-15 16:06:56)
CURRENT CONFIRMATIONS: 13/13!
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(The sound of a roaring engine. A flash of light. The unmistakable “whoosh” of time travel. A DeLorean screeches to a halt in the middle of a foggy street. The doors swing open.)
SLOTH:[frantically checking a blinking dashboard]Great Scott! Chibi! The flux capacitor’s fried! And… and the temporal coordinates are all over the place!
CHIBI:[peeking out the window]Uncle Sloth, are you sure we didn’t overshoot 1985 again? ’Cause I swear I just saw a guy in a neon tracksuit doing the Macarena.
SLOTH:That’s impossible! Unless…[squints at a billboard]Oh no. Oh no no no. It says “Blockbuster Grand Opening.” Chibi, we’ve landed in the 1990s!
CHIBI:Wait, the 90s? You mean... dial-up internet, Tamagotchis, and questionable boy band haircuts?!
SLOTH: Exactly! And look! the people![gestures dramatically]
CHIBI:Whoa, that’s not just any crowd, Uncle Sloth. Those are… the players!
SLOTH:You’re right! We must’ve picked up an entire timeline of confused citizens. And if my calculations are correct (which they always are), this isn’t just the 90s. This is a Scum-infested 90s!
CHIBI:Scum? Like… hidden murderers in tracksuits?
SLOTH:Precisely. They’ve infiltrated the suburbs, the malls, even the Saturday morning cartoons! Trust no one, Chibi. Anyone could be the bad guy. Even someone who swears they only listen to Britney Spears unironically.
CHIBI:Great. So what do we do, uncle Sloth?
SLOTH:Simple. We blend in. Act natural. Maybe grab a Pepsi Crystal and a pizza pocket. Then we let the players do the rest.
CHIBI:The rest being… accuse each other of being murderers while pretending to be totally chill?
SLOTH:That’s the spirit! Oh, and if anyone starts humming “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, it’s statistically likely they’re innocent. Science can’t explain it, but it checks out.
CHIBI:So, lemme get this straight. Everyone here’s been thrown into a 90s time warp, nobody knows who’s good or evil, and we’re supposed to just… start?
SLOTH:Exactly. The decade of dial-up has begun. Players, welcome toBack to the PURBture: 90s edition!
(Lights flicker. The DeLorean’s engine sputters, and Sloth smacks the dashboard.)
CHIBI:Uh, Uncle Sloth? What happens if the flux capacitor doesn’t get fixed?
SLOTH:Then, my dear Chibi… we’re stuck here. Forever.
(Both look at each other.)
CHIBI:…At least we’ll have Nintendo 64.
SLOTH:And Blockbuster late fees!
CHIBI:But what will happen when mom finds out?
SLOTH:Trust me, she won't....
DAY ONE OFFICIALLY BEGINS!

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I FUCKING LOVE MY FLAVOR!!!
sorry. just needed to tell everyone
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In post 2, sloththeholy wrote: anything after this post [sic] could be a lie.We have a policy back on my homesite, it concerns the voting of all liars.
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I would never lie about loving my flavor"trekkie has made my eyebrow raise so hard i need painkillers" - the worst- Immortal Technique
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Sloth fucked up, I did not rand 3p
We need to reroll this game'IT is probably my most ??? read atm' - Klick
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you didn't get Jane Way did you?
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only if you promise to recruit me this time!In post 12, Immortal Technique wrote: Sloth fucked up, I did not rand 3p
We need to reroll this game
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Wonder what the role would be
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bus driver obviously, except you don't come back until the end of the gameIn post 17, Trekkie99 wrote:Wonder what the role would be

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ok I will come visit you and share the promised milk and cookies!In post 16, Hu Tao wrote: Hi. I have a passive where if I get visited at night, I die. So please no one visit me tonight. This is an actual claim.

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MINIGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In post 20, Upwards wrote: Did I hear Minigames?
I will win this time!

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dis u?In post 16, Hu Tao wrote: Hi. I have a passive where if I get visited at night, I die. So please no one visit me tonight. This is an actual claim.
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