With 7 dead townies, the town was in truly dark times. But is the day darkest before down?
CF Riot, Armlx, Shanba, and Alexhans headed toward town square, all relieved that no one died. Shanba and Alexhans exchanged furtive, giddy looks. Shanba burst out laughing while Alexhans climbed on the podium.
"ehem, ehem...
I never lied, almost, I really am a Roleblocker!
I'm perfectly innocent, almost,
due to a minor problem I can only Roleblock once,
I guess all the other blocks were kind of made up,
yes, gentlemen, Shanba was right all along,
I am obv scum! Soooo Scummy! and all the other adjetives you can imagine for scumminess.
Anyway, ehem ehem,
You're not worthy of this town, you don't have a sense of justice. Therefore, me, and my schemy partner will have to cut Riot into little pieces and make the dogs eat him. Rishi will deserve a bit more mercy... We will throw him to the river so he can try to leave town, I hope he can with his hands tied and his legs in a cement block
We own this town!!!"
Alexhans then pulled a giant chainsaw out and preceded to follow through with his plans for CR Fiot. Shanba then took out a megaphone
"WAAAayayyayayaALLLLAAAAA!!!
Echec et Mat.
I don't want to gloat. Actually, that's a lie. This is a gloat. We win, and guess what that means. That means you lose. Goodbye Riot, goodbye Rishi. This town, it is our now. And I'm afraid that means that you have to die.
Dramatic monologues are always the villain's downfall, are they not? But in this case, I don't think the cavalry is on the way to save you. This is it, my friends. This is the part where we kill you.
It's been a pleasure, it really has. Well. Sometimes it has. I must confess, at times, I wanted to scream at you, to curse you, to murder you all right here right now. But that's all done now, gone from the memory. Bitterness is replaced by joy, joy at the thought that very soon, you will be joining with the earth, you will be dead.
And we will live."
Then together, as best friends, Alexhans and Shanba tied concrete blocks to Rishi and threw him in the river. Then they skipped around living happily every after!
CF Riot, Vanilla Townie, Chainsawed in endgame
Rishi, Vanilla Townie, Drowned in endgame
Alexhans, Mafia 1-shot roleblocker and Shanba, Mafia Godfather win a FLAWLESS SCUM VICTORY!