Mini 733- Congratulations! You are... Mafia (Game Over)

[destructor]

I did not claim to be unnightkillobe.

[imaginality]

Vrei sa pleci dar nu-mã, nu-mã iei
Nu-mã, nu-mã iei, nu-mã, nu-mã, nu-mã iei
Chipul tãu si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tãi

[destructor]

psot

[Kmd4390]

No. I was just informed that I had gained the power.

Did you receive this news at the beginning of the day today?

No.

Kveschons:
1. Vy didn't you claim it then?
2. Can anyvon conceev this as beink ze result of anythink other than a day actshon?
3. Who tinks Kmd is fake-claimink schomz? *puts hand up*

1. Didn't see a reason to.
2. No idea.
3. Wanna test it? I won't die. Ever.

Whatever. Let's prove my invincibility and then lynch Des, k?

Unvote Des, Vote Kmd

Let's get this over with and then get back to the game.

[hasdgfas]

any unkillable claim needs to be immediately tested.

unvote, vote: kmd

[imaginality]

I did not claim to be unnightkillobe.

Oopz, yess, my miztake.

Replaze 'unniytkillable vig/SK' wif 'vig/SK who kills hiss killerr if he iss niyt-killed' in my pozt.


Zat's 4 votes on Kmd now?

[Kmd4390]

Was that a hammer?

Do I get a cool 'not lynched' scene like Sly did?

That doesn't end the day by the way.

[SlySly]

Do I get a cool 'not lynched' scene like Sly did?

It would be very unlike Mirth if you didn't.

[Kmd4390]

Do I get a cool 'not lynched' scene like Sly did?

It would be very unlike Mirth if you didn't.

Wonder what kind of flavor I'll get.

I hope I get to be bored in the noose or something.

Maybe I'll fall asleep and you'll all think I'm dead and I'll walk in somewhere later. That would be fun.

[SlySly]

cow, did you start this game off with the role you claimed?

[Mirth]

Votecount

kmd - fish sticks taste funny - [sly, imaginality, kmd, cow]
MeMe - mreow - [des]
imaginality - applesauce - [plum]

I still don't see any kittens. Lynch scene next post

[Mirth]

The mod was tired. So tired that she could see the back of her eyeballs and they were purple with pink fairy polka dots, whatever that is supposed to mean, and she didn't have time for this nonsense when the townsfolk brought her Kmd, shouting that he needed to be gotten rid of. She tossed them the keys to her private collection of happy explosive toys and went back to gnawing Andy Warhol's arm off and muttering something about tuna fish building castles in Belize. supposedly, Andy Warhol was a soporific. It wasn't working.

So the poor foolish villagers decided that it would be a good idea to look through Mirth's stash, but, having spent the past few nights in this accursed house, they were bright enough to realize that her gun collection just *had* to be booby-trapped. It just wouldn't work any other way here. Since Kmd was expendable anyway, according to the majority decision made earlier, they threw him in, head first, to help them disarm the traps to get to the guns they were planning to shoot him with. No, an Uzi and a couple of rocket launchers were not too excessive. Not in the least.

Well, it was a good thing that they threw him in there, because there was no way that Mirth was going to let some no good hoodlums who didn't even bother to learn the secret password the would have disarmed the 600 pound trucker driver dressed in a ballerina outfit who wrestled Kmd until every single bone in the latter's body was broken. It might have also done something about the trap-door alligators that gnawed off Kmd's feet and his reproductive organs. Or the rabid ant eater that gave Kmd an unscheduled appendectomy. Or maybe even the pair of love birds that took a good long time pecking out Kmd's eyes, and performing some unlicensed brain surgery. Yeah, all of that could have probably been avoided. Also perfectly avoidable were the advances of the syphilis-ridden transvestites, the accappella choir Mirth kept on hand for dispatching against her worst enemies, the tuba to the spleen, Elvis's entire collection of alpaca porn, the cardboard cutout of Dick Cheney in a muumuu, the tank of piranhas, the monkey, and the Madonna impersonator.

Kmd was a blood crawling mess when he finally managed to make his way out of the pit of despair known as the weapons locker...but he was only brandishing a widow's companion. The rest of the town was obviously less than thrilled that he couldn't bring back any real weaponry, but none of them dared to go into that awful horrible place with its disco music and it's stampeding elephants. No, instead they had to get creative. It was time to kill Kmd...

The townsfolk, after much deliberation, decided on a way of killing the crippled and bloodied husk of a man who kept muttering something about not being dead yet. They would form a coven! With, like, real witch powers and stuff! So they could, like, hex him in the name of Silver Ravenwolf, like oh mai gawdess, she was totally their new hero. So they formed a circle and started summoning some long forgotten, or probably recently invented, variant of Satan, throwing sharp pointy crystals and crappy-smelling incense at their victim all the while, to "bind" him (they could have just called FL, it would have gone much much father), when the earth opened up and the demon *&#*#*%&# (you just call him the demon formerly known as the demon formerly known as *&#*#*%&#) showed up, took one look at Kmd, and told the rest of the fools that Kmd was not worth his time, and if they ever interrupted him again in the middle of his Dynasty reruns, he would be very angry.

Nobody is dead yet, so hurry up and get on with this day

[Kmd4390]

Hmm. So I CAN bleed. Can't die though. Thanks for the scene Mirth.

Vote Destructor

[imaginality]

Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha

Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha

Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha

[SlySly]

I'm good with taking kmd off the lynch list now.

[imaginality]

Unvote Kmd4390; vote destructor

[hasdgfas]

cow, did you start this game off with the role you claimed?

yes, why?

[Plum]

Fun lynch scenes. I think by now we've had more that

haven't

gone through than have actually produced a lynch. Anyyway.

Stuff has happened, and my mind is still trying to sort it out.

Unvote

for now. I'm trying to figure out what, if anything, makes sense. Also, weirdly, I can absolutely see an SK which kills a killer but dies anyway in this game.

Re: destructor's unniytkillability claim. Zis zeems like it could vell be gud vay for mod to help balanze 3 scum + SK + 8 town.

If destructor is town and ve haf vun mafia left:

1 mafia goon (Darox)
1 mafia godvafer (elvis_knits)
1 mafia X (?)

vs

1 invinzible townie (SlySly at firrst, Kmd now)
1 cop (destructorv1, ssanity unknown)
1 thief (me)
1 likely rrroleblocker (Kmd)
1 veek doktor (Isacc)
1 trrrackerr-if-ze-trackerr's-target-makes-a-kill (or visits a corrrpse zumvun elze killed?) (Plum)
1 kills-the-killer vidge (destructor)
1 hascow (unclear vhat if anyting hiss rrrole does)
1 prro-town lyncher (dahill)

-1 (vun of ze above vud be mafia)

and

1 zurvifor (caf) (alzo werre-llama *shrrrug*)


Vhat do ozzers sink? Zat ssseems to me kinda a strrrong town. Two townies zat cannot be nightkilled, plus varrrioz ozzer power rroles?

Compare vif:

1 mafia goon (Darox)
1 mafia godfafer (elvis_knits)
1 mafia X (?)

and

1 kills-the-killer SK (destructor)

vs

1 invinzible townie (SlySly at firrst, Kmd now)
1 cop (destructorv1, ssanity unknown)
1 thief (me)
1 likely rrroleblocker (Kmd)
1 veek doktor (Isacc)
1 trrrackerr-if-ze-trackerr's-target-makes-a-kill (Plum)
1 hascow
1 prro-town lyncher (dahill)

-1 (vun of ze above vud be mafia)

and

1 zurvifor (caf)

Re: imaginality's question: I pictured you as possibly scum thief or scum rolecop who set up the claim you did with the breadcrumbs etc. A lot of that was due to the fact that an SK existing was extremely unlikely, making you the liar in 'countering' Des' claim. Now, however . . . I'm starting to get the sense that any assumptions should be dumped out the window (meaning that stuff I didn't anticipate, basically being the two new claims, makes me see how the game could have an SK and still have a shot at being balanced. The thing was reviewed, after all, and bastard game though this be, Mirth has too much . . . er . . . honor . . . you get the picture?). I need to sleep on this, reread Des' posts and see if anything agrees to add up. Good night.

[Kmd4390]

Des is SK or Imaginality is scum. It's as simple as that.

[Plum]

Des is SK or Imaginality is scum. It's as simple as that.

I know. Before your claim of ivincibility I thought that having an SK left was quite improbable, making DesSK pretty improbable as well, making Imaginality more likely to be Mafia than Des the SK. Now, however, I feel I need to reconsider and do a more extensive analysis of the both of them, to figure out which of the clauses in the post of your I quoted is (more likely) to be true.

And Sly still seems to not be able to speak more on the matter of his statement regarding the probability that we have one scumbag left. New question, let's see if anything has changed in his mind:

SLYSLY: Do you still believe us to have only one scumbag (Mafia or SK) of which to get rid (gah, English language is weird)?

[Mirth]

I have some real life stuff I need to take care of, so I'm going to be V/LA until Thursday. Apologies

[imaginality]

Alo,
salut,
sunt eu,
un haiduc

si te rog,
iubirea mea,
primeste fericirea.

Alo, alo,
sunt eu,
Picasso

ti-am
dat beep
si sunt
voinic
Dar sa stii,
nu-ti cer
nimic

[Kmd4390]

Alo,
salut,
sunt eu,
un haiduc

si te rog,
iubirea mea,
primeste fericirea.

Alo, alo,
sunt eu,
Picasso

ti-am
dat beep
si sunt
voinic
Dar sa stii,
nu-ti cer
nimic

Hi.

[destructor]

Important tinks to konsider:
How did Kmd bekom unlynchobel?
- Kmd and Sly, please reveal as moch of the flavor and mechanics associated vith joor abilities as possible? I beleev Kmd shud go virst.

Is Kmd unnighkillobel? Vos Sly unnightkillobel?

Could Kmd still be schomz?

Is there an expiry date on his apparont invulnerobiloty?

[Kmd4390]

Des, if I was scum, I'd be guaranteed a win. That's unfair.

I can not die. At all. I will be here to decide on our last lynch. I will be here for the remainder of this game. All of it.

Ok.

Picture Chuck Norris. Picture him losing in a fight. I'm the guy who beat him.

Really. I can't be lynched. I can't be NK'd. I can't be daykilled. Hell, I even wonder if I could be modkilled. Ok, I could probably be modkilled, but that's about it.

Now stop fishing to see if you can kill your biggest threat if you make it to tonight.