The Library

Alduskkel · Post Post #4 (isolation #0) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:59 pm

>break glasses and quote that one Twilight Zone episode

Alduskkel · Post Post #13 (isolation #1) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:16 pm

>Find more than I expected.

>Status

>Before throwing the book, deliver witty one-liner.

Alduskkel · Post Post #15 (isolation #2) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:19 pm

>Be someone else.

>Ride shelves like a mechanical bull.

>Randomly go up to people and SHHH them. For maximum effectiveness do this to people who are completely silent.

Alduskkel · Post Post #18 (isolation #3) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:23 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:> dissapear

>in a puff of smoke. Trigger smoke alarms, thereby causing ceiling sprinklers to activate and soaking every single book in the library.

Alduskkel · Post Post #21 (isolation #4) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:30 pm

Adel wrote:>empty bowels in nearest trash receptacle.

>No, save this for after we've eaten a laptop.

Alduskkel · Post Post #23 (isolation #5) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:38 pm

saberwolf wrote:> disregard all above statements and attempt to start a fire with whatever you can find

>If this command is followed, then still regard post 13 and post 17.

Alduskkel · Post Post #26 (isolation #6) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:59 pm

Alduskkel wrote:>Find more than I expected.

Alduskkel · Post Post #28 (isolation #7) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:02 pm

>Look for more than I expected.

Alduskkel · Post Post #30 (isolation #8) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:24 pm

Serious time is go.
>Placate the old guy.

Alduskkel · Post Post #35 (isolation #9) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:14 pm

Oh, we're a group of people? I thought we were all issuing commands to one person.
>Say to the old guy, "Do you have WiFi?"

(Hopefully we're not in the past or something.)

Alduskkel · Post Post #37 (isolation #10) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:32 pm

>Say,
"Never mind."
And be on your way.
>Scan the library for different sections (that is, look for areas labeled as "Fantasy" or "Non-Fiction" etc.).

Alduskkel · Post Post #48 (isolation #11) » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:42 pm

>Say,
"I'm just randomly browsing."

>Head to the VHS section and examine the various tapes.