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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:48 pm

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The library is open.

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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:49 pm

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THROW BOOK AT SMALL CHILD
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:51 pm

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lulz
And me without my library card... :(
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:54 pm

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>Inspect the globes
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:59 pm

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>break glasses and quote that one Twilight Zone episode
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:03 pm

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>check out a magic book for the transformatly obsessed
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:06 pm

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>Use free WiFi and add unfunny alt to MafiaScum.
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The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:35 pm

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THROW BOOK AT SMALL CHILD
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You enter the library and reach for a fairly thick volume to whip at an unsuspecting child. Looking around, you notice only a couple others, none of them much younger than you.


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Inspect the globes
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You enter the library. The first thing that catches your eye is the sheer number of large, aged globes. There are five of them dispersed around the main room. Their dusty faces depicts the world as it must have been known nearly a century ago. They're crafted from some sort of wood and hand painted. Spinning them around, they emit a hollow klunking sound, as if something was knocking about within.


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Break glasses and quote that one Twilight Zone episode
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You enter the library. Thinking yourself clever, you take up a good book and put on a pair of reading glasses. Reading's not what's on you're mind, though. You casually let them slip of the bridge of your nose, hitting the ground with a clatter. For good measure, you flatten them under your heel.
"That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed..." You croon, looking around to see if anyone would applaud your performance. No one seems to have noticed, or perhaps they just ignore you.


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check out a magic book for the transformatly obsessed
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You enter the library, a book already in mind. There are a lot of rows of shelves, though. Where would you even find a book on 'transformat obsession'?


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Use free WiFi and add unfunny alt to MafiaScum.
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You enter the library, hoping it will have free WiFi for your stupid time-wasting online. In the main room, you see no computers, but there are a couple chairs. If you brought a laptop, you could try and access the network from there.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:36 pm

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Cybele wrote:lulz
And me without my library card... :(
You don't need one to look around. ;)
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:52 pm

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>Search the room
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:55 pm

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> eat the laptop
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:56 pm

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> throw large book at adult
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:13 pm

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You enter the library and begin to look around the main room. The room is rectangular, with the east and west walls longer than the north wall, and the south, with you entered from. To your right, is the checkout desk, currently unmanned. All the walls are lined with shelves that reach high to the vaulting arches of the ceiling. On the far north wall there is a single door, and another on the east wall. In the center of the room is a row of globes. Five in total. There is already a boy playing with one of them. A couple others are either looking at books or exploring the room like yourself.


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eat the laptop
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I'm sorry but I don't know what laptop you're referring to. There doesn't seem to be any nearby. Furthermore, I can hardly imagine a laptop being even remotely digestible.


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throw large book at adult
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You enter the library and immediately rech for a large book from one of the many shelves. There are six others to throw it at, none of them seem to be paying you any mind, even as you cock your arm back to send it flying.
[url=http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12665]Come visit my library! You may find more than you expected.[/url] :twisted:
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:16 pm

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>Find more than I expected.

>Status

>Before throwing the book, deliver witty one-liner.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:16 pm

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> laugh so hard everyone looks at you

> then yell "look, a distraction!"

> become a cannibal

> wonder which weighs more, a ton of bricks, or a ton of featehrs
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:19 pm

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>Be someone else.

>Ride shelves like a mechanical bull.

>Randomly go up to people and SHHH them. For maximum effectiveness do this to people who are completely silent.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:20 pm

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> dissapear
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:23 pm

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>Status

>Inventory

>Score

>Determine time and date. If unknown, search for a clock and a calendar within the library.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:23 pm

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animorpherv1 wrote:> dissapear
>in a puff of smoke. Trigger smoke alarms, thereby causing ceiling sprinklers to activate and soaking every single book in the library.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:25 pm

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I think I'm going to have to ask that each person only make one or two actions between each update. This is about to become a hassle.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:28 pm

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>empty bowels in nearest trash receptacle.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:30 pm

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Adel wrote:>empty bowels in nearest trash receptacle.
>No, save this for after we've eaten a laptop.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:35 pm

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> disregard all above statements and attempt to start a fire with whatever you can find
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saberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
drench394 (2:54:04 AM): um
drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now

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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:38 pm

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saberwolf wrote:> disregard all above statements and attempt to start a fire with whatever you can find
>If this command is followed, then still regard post 13 and post 17.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:47 pm

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>burst into song while attempting to dance like MJ
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saberwolf XIX (2:53:59 AM): what do you know about bigger and better? >.>
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drench394 (2:54:13 AM): i've been going through puberty for the better part of a year now

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