Guys

[Oman]

Quit being a tool. If you're drunk enough that looks don't matter to you, you've hit the point in your life where maybe you need a little love.

This is otherwise known as the "beggars can't be choosers" theory.

[Oman]

Sex is like pizza, even when its bad, its still damn good.

And seriously, whats the worst that could happen? I mean, you give nothing permanent, take nothing permanent. Its just a transient sharing of joy. How is that a bad thing? Fat or not.

Also, ectomancer is right. I hate really skinny girls, I need curves.

[Oman]

Thats friction-burn.

[Oman]

stop sticking your penis into things without a condom around it.

TADA!

This is the most obvious fucking thing in the world. Why don't more men grasp this shit (or more women for that matter).

[Oman]

How about this "I'm putting a rubber on right now" or "Please put a rubber on prior to sticking that in me"

How is that hard?

[Oman]

Also 100% protection against getting laid.

(Hint: Thats a bad thing).

[Oman]

Above all else, get yourself tested. Walk-in hours are noon to four at this free clinic in your area:
http://www.gatewaycampus.org/std.htm

stop sticking your penis into things without a condom around it.

I don't have AIDs, Jesus. And I did use a condom. SHE was actually the one telling me not to. So, bada boom, bada bang, I win.

She was trying to get you to be a daddy.

[NOTE: If the rubbers are hers, they're booby trapped. Safe rule]

And also, I think the point is, if Nuwen, the chain-smoking addict, can have the presence of mind to make a guy wear a rubber, then fuck me! So can you!

Also, that shit about not being able to feel anything when gloved is a myth, and a stupid one propagated by selfish men.

[Oman]

But Goat, I want your babies, so I'm cool with that.

[Oman]

Said the fag?

[Oman]

Said the fag, indeed.

He might fuck guys, but at least they're attractive and he wears a rubber.

[Oman]

A good video that explains it well

Fat men can get away with it, like Brando. But name one sexy fat chicK?

I'm not saying its right, its just the way it is. I personally like a few curves, but I don't like to have to leave a contact number with a friend in case I get lost.

[Oman]

With the exception of Latifa, they are not even close to fat. In fact that third chick is a very very very nice size, see those curves, I'd be on that in a flash.

Queen Latifa (Latipha, Lattifa?) is a very sexy lady, I'll give you that one.

But how the fuck can you call 2 or 3 anywhere close to it?

[Oman]

To be honest, I think we've lost eyes on what the term fat refers to I guess.

I don't find any of these ladies to be fat or unattractive due to that.

[Oman]

Which is why we need to figure out where we draw this fat line.

[Oman]

Not at all, no matter how much Miss Front Left ("If I lean forward I'll have rolls and then people will identify with me") wishes that it were so, I would still hit on every one of those (except the black chick, but thats my own problem that I need to get over).

[Oman]

I thought she was saying fat chicks can be sexy.

[Oman]

I <3 cicero.

Would you love him if he were fat?

[Oman]

(nude people jumping is quite graphic ).

I've heard nude canoeing is a romp.

[Oman]

I'm about to hookup with a fat chick.

Somebody talk me down.

mission accomplished

Post of the Year 2016.

Wrap it up, MS.net, we're done.