Mini 930:Morning People Mafia (Game Over!)

[Nikanor]

Look, okay.
We lynch Ythan today.
Sucrose can shoot me.
I'll jail chau to keep her alive. If Ythan isn't scum, it means that there is a godfather in the game and that her inpects are useless anyway. I don't want to keep Sucrose alive because there's still the possibility of her being an SK.

That way we can go to endgame with a better list of people (chau, Wolf, Spy instead of Sucrose, Wolf/Spy/Ythan).

I think we should do some scumhunting today, but I'm not entirely sure that I should be the one to do it.
I have a problem with tunnel vision, you see.

Unvote. Vote: Ythan.

[Ythan]

How does me as town mean there's necessarily a gf? And why am I asking when I think you're just lying?

[Nikanor]

Sucrose isn't mafia. Spy and Wolf have been found not guilty by chau's investigations. I know I'm town, and my flip tonight will prove that fact. With all possible mafiosi cleared by inspect, there must be a godfather.

[chauchaudotcom]

I don't think there is SK this scenario.

It'd be..

Cop vs "goon + roleblocker + something else" vs SK

or

"Cop + JK" vs "goon + roleblock + something else" vs SK

Sucrose being SK just doesn't compute either way.

[Nikanor]

You have no idea how annoying it is when you try to use balance to show that Sucrose is town, but ignore the obvious flaw in a setup with two mafia roleblockers and only two town power roles.

[SpyreX]

Where is this mystical second roleblock coming from?

[Nikanor]

...
Are you serious?

The second roleblocker would be me, assuming I was scum. You say that me jailing chau would not prove my alignment... have you even been paying attention to what has been going on?

[Sucrose]

Look, okay.
We lynch Ythan today.
Sucrose can shoot me.
I'll jail chau to keep her alive. If Ythan isn't scum, it means that there is a godfather in the game and that her inpects are useless anyway. I don't want to keep Sucrose alive because there's still the possibility of her being an SK.

That way we can go to endgame with a better list of people (chau, Wolf, Spy instead of Sucrose, Wolf/Spy/Ythan).

I think we should do some scumhunting today, but I'm not entirely sure that I should be the one to do it.
I have a problem with tunnel vision, you see.

Unvote. Vote: Ythan.

I can go along with this. You die, Ythan dies, I die, and Chau has at least a 50/50 chance of lynching the godfather if Ythan isn't the last scum. My kill will go through regardless if I get killed or not, so having Chau be the one alive at endgame is our best option, because she won't be mislynched.

To state the obvious, if tonight I die and Nik doesn't, he should be lynched immediately.

[Ythan]

Sucrose isn't mafia. Spy and Wolf have been found not guilty by chau's investigations. I know I'm town, and my flip tonight will prove that fact. With all possible mafiosi cleared by inspect, there must be a godfather.

Or you're just scum.

[Sucrose]

Where is this mystical second roleblock coming from?

There was an argument before about the possibilities of a two-roleblocker scum team. I was thinking two weak scum roles would be a rational counter to two strong town-roles, but if Nik's willing to get shot tonight and it'll be an INSTA-LYNCH if I die and get roleblocked, I can't see the flaw with his plan.

[Nikanor]

Sucrose, vote for Ythan, then? I agree to the terms that a lack of Nikanor deaths tonight will mean my lynch tomorrow.

[Sucrose]

I will tomorrow if someone doesn't come up with a better plan. I'm exhausted right now and don't want to leave a vote hanging there.

[chauchaudotcom]

You have no idea how annoying it is when you try to use balance to show that Sucrose is town, but ignore the obvious flaw in a setup with two mafia roleblockers and only two town power roles.

v_v I'm sorry. I already said I'm bad at this. alsfasfjalskfjasl;

In any case,

Unvote; Vote: Ythan

[Ythan]

If this doesn't work I will haunt you all, up to and including striking you down with lightning.

[SpyreX]

NO SIR I HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROLE YOU HATH CLAIMED THAT HATH DONE NOTHING AND THERE HATH BEEN NO DOUBLE ROLEBLOCKS.

(Nik is a vanilla scum that was screwed by chau claiming two live innocents, fyi)

Jesus.

Let today end.

Is it Ythan now?

Fine.

Unvote, Vote: Ythan

P.S. You better hope chau has some concrete evidence.

[Ythan]

I went looking for a vote count. But it seems that there aren't any. Was that a hammer or should I do it myself?

[SpyreX]

For my sanity, just do it.

Let this, the worst of days, end.

[Ythan]

unvote vote Ythan

:c

[SpyreX]

Hi fives all around!

[sykedoc]

Vote Count:

Ythan(4): SpyreX, Nikanor, Chauchaudotcom, Ythan
Sucrose(1): TheLoneWolf

You seem to strive to make this a spectacle each and every time. This time you got fireworks and shit. You're making this a big celebration. Fireworks are going off everywhere, and happily with all your camcorders and iPhones, you record the chopping off of Ythan's head. You somehow feel this is a gratifying experience. I'm not sure why you all get some kick out of executing people but hell, I don't live with you. Next week I expect you to be throwing people into a volcano claiming the sun god will smite you if you don't give him a woman. Granted, that means that ChauChau will most likely be in a pit of lava within the next five days, but "Screw That!" you say, "THE SUN GOD BEARS DOWN UPON US!"

Where was I going with this? Ah, yes... Ythan's slimy head and such...
OK, so its rolling around, making the ground incredibly unsanitary, but you don't seem to care because the fireworks are shiny and that's clearly the matter of importance here...

You're all "HUZZAH we killed em all!" and I (some god-like figure in this mess) distinctly tells you that you're not only wrong, but you're stupid too.



Ythan,

Townie

, has been executed in glorious fashion on Day 3.

Commence with your night choices you pack of sheeple!
Night ends 4/18/2010, at 11:59 PM Mountain Standard Time

[sykedoc]

You smell bacon again.... That clearly isn't a good sign.
Following the smell of bacon, it leads to a house... which is absolutely covered in bacon. Bacon on the floors, windows, walls, stairs, you name it.

Crunching around in the bacon you find nothing, until you go upstairs.

On the floor lies the body of a man, shot in the face with a handful of bacon shoved in his throat.

You question how long it took to fry all this bacon without an industrial fryer.
That must've been a pain in the ass. Majorly.

Personally, I would have not wasted the time and effort doing that. This cocker spaniel is clearly a flashy asshole.

Y'all should get back to sacrificing Chau to that volcano for the sun god and stuff.

Anyway...

Nikanor

,

Jailkeeper

,

has been shot in the face and had bacon shoved down his throat on Night 3.

Keep up the good work, cat-squirrel hybrids!


Day 4 begins!
With 4 Left, it takes 3 to Kill.
Day 4 ends May 3rd at 11:59 PM, I may extend it as finals week is coming up for myself as well as other college students and this may be a necessary thing for us to do. I will be perfectly happy to do this, just make sure you let me know.

SpyreX, ChauChau, Sucrose, TheLoneWolf:

GOOD LUCK

[Ythan]

Bah.

[SpyreX]

I'll never understand your move Nik but I think we're still ok:

Lynch one of TLW and I, shoot the other.

Game, set, match.

[chauchaudotcom]

Hm...did they leave sucrose alive to cause confusion? Interesting...

let's lynch wolf and shoot spy. Yes?

[SpyreX]

Thats probably what we should be doing.

However, gimme a day or so to think through the scenarios we're looking at.