Title Fairy: Out With The Orca, In With The Moogle

[Ythan]

Sir Sourdough makes me think of Knight in Sour Armor.

[Andrius]

The problem with The Baker, is that it takes a bit to get the connection to breadcrumbs. I think the title should have more connection to breadcrumbs, either by having the title being

Breadcrumb Baker

or by mentioning Hansel and Gretel.

I like this the best so far, I think. Its the most self-explanatory title thus far, IMO.

Maybe

The Breadcrumb Baker

. I like the "The" there. Like I'm the only one. XD

[Prox]

Breadcrumb baker is too straightforward.

I still like

The Muffin Man

.

[Andrius]

Breadcrumb baker is too straightforward.

I still like

The Muffin Man

.

That's the point. There are some titles where relatively no one knows why they got them. This should be self-explanatory. I mean, Ythan's is obvious. Vel-Rahn Koon, Fate, KittyMo, Vi, ani; they're all self-evident.

No one's going to know what the Muffin Man is. If you play with me, you'll know why I have the title I have.

[Prox]

Ythan's does what we're trying to do for you. A person out of the loop might not get it, but once playing him, they're like "Oh."

Its clever. But whenever I think of "The Baker" under your name, I think, "That's it?"

[Andrius]

Ythan's does what we're trying to do for you. A person out of the loop might not get it, but once playing him, they're like "Oh."

Its clever. But whenever I think of "The Baker" under your name, I think, "That's it?"

I still like nham's + the "The".

[Oman]

The Baker is lame because it's not a pun or alliterative.

Have you ever read this thread? The Baker is awesome for that very reason.

I was just going to put in alliterative at first but then I thought about it for a bit and added pun just for you.

Breadcrumb baker is too straightforward.

I still like

The Muffin Man

.

That's the point. There are some titles where relatively no one knows why they got them. This should be self-explanatory. I mean, Ythan's is obvious. Vel-Rahn Koon, Fate, KittyMo, Vi, ani; they're all self-evident.

No one's going to know what the Muffin Man is. If you play with me, you'll know why I have the title I have.

P much

[Porochaz]

One human hair can support 3.5 ounces.

[Andrius]

P much

I made my point, is that what you're asking? XD

[Herodotus]

It seems to me that if Andrius is getting a "baker" related title for breadcrumbs, the title should be a breadcrumb for the hypothetical role "baker".
Like

Harbor Dog

Harbor ~ bay
dog ~ cur
bay cur ~ baker

Too subtle?

[Robocopter87]

Breadcrumbing your title would be awesome, but perhaps a better breadcrumb for his title. not Harbor Dog

[Nikanor]

Too subtle?

A bit.

I dislike Breadcrumb Baker because it doesn't flow at all.

[Thok]

Crumby Baker? Or even Crummy Baker?

[Friend]

For Andrius: how about

Hansel

?

You know, Hansel and Gretel...

[TheButtonmen]

2nd Hansel.

[Ythan]

I thought Hansel too. It's pretty obvious as well.

[Vi]

For Andrius: how about

Hansel

?

You know, Hansel and Gretel...

When Andrius turns into a fat German kid I'll consider it.

(by which I mean no thank you)

[yabbaguy]

From the Wiki: Breadcrumb

The term refers to the story of Hansel and Gretel who intentionally dropped a trail of breadcrumbs to lead the way home in a manner that would be undetected by their evil stepmother.

iunno. If Andrius is a prolific breadcrumber, it makes perfect sense.

[Vi]

From the Wiki: Breadcrumb

The term refers to the story of Hansel and Gretel who intentionally dropped a trail of breadcrumbs to lead the way home in a manner that would be undetected by their evil stepmother.

iunno. If Andrius is a prolific breadcrumber, it makes perfect sense.

But it's tacky and not very entertaining.

[Andrius]

For Andrius: how about

Hansel

?

You know, Hansel and Gretel...

When Andrius turns into a fat German kid I'll consider it.

(by which I mean no thank you)

ITT Vi admits to stalking Andy?

[Haylen]

What about

Gretel

if we're going along those lines

[Ythan]

Hansel wasn't fat. The witch wanted to male him fat.

[Mr. Flay]

Hansel

is pretty good, actually; I'd support that.

[MagnaofIllusion]

How about

Hansel who runs a Panera

Because let's face facts ... Andrius deals in breadloaves not crumbs.

[ReaperCharlie]

For Andrius: how about

Hansel

?

You know, Hansel and Gretel...

Yeah cause I totally didn't suggest that a page and a half ago

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I actually got a bit more inspiration from TheButtonMen's post when he said '2nd Hansel'.

How about

Second Hansel

? as in, Hansel was the first, and Andrius is the second?

Also

Hansel II

, maybe? idk. I still like something to do with his 'Breadcrumb Bakery' and/or 'loaves'...

which brings it back to bv310's original quote: "For the record, those are not breadcrumbs. They are bread

loaves

, possibly even bakeries."

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Magna's idea is also good. Very good.

I could go with either

Hansel of Panera

(more old-tymey) or

Hansel, Panera CEO

/

Hansel, CEO, Panera

(newfangled-ish).

All of those have both the goodness of breadcrumbs (through 'Hansel'), and bread loaves and baking (through 'Panera').

Personally, I like

Hansel of Panera

the best.