Mafia Family Feud -- (Game Over)

[KageLord]

Ok. Anyone who's privately making a team, let me in. If you are solo, then let's join up

Same.

[KageLord]

Based almost entirely on how much I think people are on the site/Mish Mash, I think our team order should be:

KageLord
mallowgeno
danakillsu
SharkFinn
bhavitgoyal

Or, since it really only matters if the rank 1 is on enough, maybe:

KageLord
danakillsu
SharkFinn
mallowgeno
bhavitgoyal

I would also be fine with dana or Shark taking first rank if they think they'll be on often enough.

[KageLord]

Sweet. Looks like we have our first matchup.

[KageLord]

Ha... interesting team names. XD

[KageLord]

This seems like a pretty easy one. Play.

[KageLord]

So... unless I'm mistaken, dana, you can answer.

[KageLord]

And I don't know why I put a forward slash in the middle of face off. Whenever I think of face off I think of the movie with Travolta and Nick Cage, and I think the cover had it spelled like that.

It did.

Fortune cookie, huh? That didn't spring to my mind immediately, but yeah that's pretty logical. Good answer! Good answer!

[KageLord]

Please tell me you know the specific name...

So RC, is there any point where the answering team gets to confer (in-thread or outside of it)?

[KageLord]

Crystal ball and Tarot cards were the first things that popped into my head upon reading the question. Fortune cookie was a really good answer though. I think I might know 2 of the remaining 3. Let's hope bhavi can keep us alive here.

[KageLord]

Hm... that was one of my two, but I have come up with another one, so I guess I'll have to go with... horoscopes, RC!

[KageLord]

Lol... bud.

Dana, dana, she's our gal! If she doesn't get it, no one shall!

[KageLord]

Oh... awwwwwwkward.

I just always figured you were a girl because of "dana"... dunno why I never noticed the 'Gender' thing below 'Joined'. XD

[KageLord]

lulz yeah, the killsu and the gun av seem really feminine....
well whatever. doesn't matter. It really does happen all the time. As a side note, what do you think about my answer? Remember, don't give away any other possible answers, just tell me what chance you think it has of winning.

I try not to stereotype/discourage the possibility of women enjoying violence. >>

Sorry anyway.

As for your answer, I think it's perfectly acceptable. Then again, I thought even better of your last one. I still can't believe it didn't make it. Ouija Board wasn't the one I was thinking of, but it's a good answer. The one I'm thinking of is pretty obscure, so it's unlikely to be correct.

[KageLord]

Nice, dana! My other one was bones, but like I said, it was unlikely to be correct.

Good work, team.

[KageLord]

You're up, pacman.

[KageLord]

This is a freaking hard one. Especially when they only had a maximum of 27% left to work with with six answers. 2003041, you should have passed this.

Agree.

My team, let's make a dialogue here. PM me suggestions. dana's the only one that has done so.

And I am almost 100% sure Cybele's right about the rules. Now that your team is playing it, if you pass, that just means you get a strike and we have to get one answer to get the round. No matter what now, if your team has 3 strikes, we only need 1 correct answer to get it all.

[KageLord]

mallow... that was their first strike. >>

dana's suggestions: hands, feet, air, car

I was banking on getting the baby's diaper one, so... I could go with the air (as in the air in a room) or hands. The fact that the armpits had to be specified suggests to me that there is at least one other body part there.

Maybe breath?

[KageLord]

We're going to go with... their breath!

[KageLord]

Time limit up?

[KageLord]

Wow... I thought both of those would be there.

My favorite person to shop for is...

myself

!

[KageLord]

Finally someone guesses the most obvious one.
Beginning to think KL and I are a bit like-minded on these.

I'll take that as a big compliment.

But, to be honest, I had to consider just purposely getting this one wrong as damage control. The thing is, if I passed it to the other team at this point, they wouldn't be able to come too close to us even if they got the number 1 answer. In other words, the absolute worst-case scenario is that we get all but one of the answers and then they get that one. It wouldn't be terrible to let them take this as long as there is another round. That being said, I decided to go for it on this one anyway, wagering that they won't get 300 points this round (not sure if it's even set up so that's possible since usually the totals don't add up to exactly 100). At least this way they don't have the obvious choice to go for.

[KageLord]

Hm... interesting. I wouldn't think that's there, but you never know.

[KageLord]

I'm sorry if I get this wrong guys...

Elders/Grandparents

Eh, it's okay. If you get it wrong, it's do or die for the other team (and even if they do, there's another round).

[KageLord]

Twas my second answer. >>

[KageLord]

Well... SharkFinn vs. Zang... chomp him to bits!

[KageLord]

I'm ready to go again. Bring out the Rainbow Family!

[KageLord]

Oh yeah, what about the final round?

[KageLord]

RC, we're going for double!

Are we allowed to discuss answers with each other before submitting them here?

[KageLord]

Our first guess is...

a telemarketer

!

[KageLord]

I'm beginning to see the flaw in a 24-hour deadline for this...

[KageLord]

I'll throw some more guesses up there closer to deadline, but what I'm thinking right now is being chased, drowning, and bugs. And clowns, if those don't count in monsters.

[KageLord]

Well... best not to risk waiting for RC. Since we are pretty much in agreement for some of these:

RC, we also want to add

being chased

and

bugs

!

[KageLord]

We actually only need 2 more answers since we're only playing to 2 strikes.

[KageLord]

We may need a replacement for bhavitgoyal, if possible (haven't heard from him since his last turn). I wouldn't mind letting Prof. Guppy in our team.

[KageLord]

Dana and Mallow Have the Profession of Kaging Sharks? XD

[KageLord]

Hair!

[KageLord]

... Boooooooo!

lol I find hair all over the place in my bathroom, but never underwear (despite three women in the house). What kinda women do these people live with? XD

[KageLord]

You know, in the American television show (which is mostly how I'm trying to base the game) they always talk to each other about playing or passing,

lol I think they just pretend to. They love yelling "Play! Play! Play!". And plus, if they play, they get more opportunities for "Good answer! Good answer!" XD

[KageLord]

lol I think they just pretend to. They love yelling "Play! Play! Play!". And plus, if they play, they get more opportunities for "Good answer! Good answer!" XD

Yeah, you're probably right. The teams on the show actually very, very rarely ever passed the questions, which I always thought was a strategic error. It's kind of like Wheel of Fortune. Did you know in Wheel of Fortune during the final round where Pat spins the wheel and all consonants give whatever price he lands on that you can give as many answers as you want? Everyone always gets a letter and then they'll give one answer, but you can answer multiple times. I saw that on an episode one time.

Also (one final thing) Guppy is coming in despite the game having already started (since this was talked about before the game started).

Huh... didn't know you could do that (but then again, I usually didn't watch WoF long enough to get to the final round). Interesting.

Another error: going on Jeopardy, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, or even Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader if you are dumb.

Not a strategic error: using one of your three remaining lifelines on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire's final question to call your dad and tell him you're going to win $1,000,000. Free phone call!









K. I'm done spamming. Sorry.

[KageLord]

I was just going to come here and post

towels

, but dana beat me to it.

Pre-post edit: Aaaaaaand I just read the rules and they say only the lead player can submit for steals, so our answer is

TOWELS

!

[KageLord]

O.O Again, what kind of women do these people live with? XD

[KageLord]

She didn't say that we're playing yet, mallow. >.>

And you can post in-thread if you're the first one answering, dana. So anyway, let's play. This one looks like a lot of easy answers with maybe one hard one.


Mod Edit: Sorry, I accidentally overwrote this post. I have a habit of hitting edit to capture a quote and then forgetting I hit edit and thinking it's a new post.

[KageLord]

She didn't say that we're playing yet, mallow. >.>

And you can post in-thread if you're the first one answering, dana. So anyway, let's play. This one looks like a lot of easy answers with maybe one hard one.

FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

I
AM
A
MALE
Gosh....
We are going to...

play

Sorry, sorry. Didn't really think while posting.

[KageLord]

Oh. Never mind then, mallow.

Goooooo SharkFinn!

[KageLord]

Hm... all of my answers have been taken already so... how bout a

noose

?

[KageLord]

good answer, good answer. I have no clue what I'm gonna say now...

I know the predicament. The first 3 were all answers I had. Neck brace was a good one I didn't think of though.

[KageLord]

Snap. Nice one, mallow.

Collar was actually among the things I was thinking, but I ruled it out since it was just part of a shirt. I suppose it is made for the neck though... in a way.

[KageLord]

This might actually be one to pass. Though, on the other hand, we would then have to know one that they don't, as opposed to getting one or two and them missing. Gamble either way. Your choice, SF.

[KageLord]

We have decided. There ain't no way no how you gettin rid of

ink

!

[KageLord]

Good game, Rainbow Family. That was a nailbiter.

And, as it turned out, good decision by Shark to pass.

[KageLord]

Wednesday is super for me. I have finals today and tomorrow.

[KageLord]

Looks like we have enough teams for the new round (might be two games at once), Andrius, but I'm sure we could use another team on the waiting list to play whoever wins first or something.

[KageLord]

Double seems okay to me, but let's wait until the question is out to make it official.

[KageLord]

First official answer:

Rest

[KageLord]

... So basically we have to keep guessing without knowing if our answers are right or not?

I mean, if that's what your decision is, then fine. I just expect that you will do the same for every winning team from now on.

[KageLord]

Oh yeah... I had forgotten. Whining withdrawn! And we are going double, as we said before.

And yeah, I would have gone with those first two as well.

[KageLord]

Darn... I was actually thinking of guessing "Mom" earlier that round. XD

[KageLord]

Toothpaste.

[KageLord]

This seems like an easy one and I have faith in my team, so...

play

!

@RC, For the first round the #1s get first crack. After this question is done, the #2s get to go at it first to decide which team gets control of the question. The only time you are able to answer out of turn is in the Bonus Round (or if you're #1 and someone on your team hasn't shown up for their turn within the deadline stated in the rules).

[KageLord]

My team didn't miss a turn, right?

Nah. You guys are just chilling until we get 3 strikes (incorrect answers) or we get all of the correct answers.

[KageLord]

And since mallow's past his 36 hour window, I get to answer for him.

Show me

braces

!

[KageLord]

Nice, SF. I was originally going to answer that, but I figured one of you guys would probably take that soon so I left it.

[KageLord]

Huh... well... if you don't have teeth, you don't really need

solid food

.

[KageLord]

Way to go, team!

[KageLord]

Good thing they played that one... I would have said pass if we got it.

[KageLord]

Er... I believe it was your turn to play. But your 36 hour deadline (and Andrius's 12 hours after that) have passed.

[KageLord]

Alright, since cashews was my first choice and SF and dana seem to agree, that's a majority.

RC, we are going with

cashews

!

[KageLord]

lol well, I would be okay with it being 1st or 5th.

I expected Macadamia to be first, tbh.

[KageLord]

YATTA!

Our work better not be completely undone in the triple round. >.>

[KageLord]

you

may have been broken into.

[KageLord]

Hm... bar was my number 1 too.

Anyway, this one would be kind of tough to get em all. But, I think we should play. Reasoning: we take out the easy answers and leave them with a do-or-die for the game (and even if they get it, we don't lose yet).

[KageLord]

Good answer! Good answer!

[KageLord]

Hm... I thought that would be there. How about a

sporting event

(e.g. football game, basketball game)?

[KageLord]

Who's answering two days late?

[KageLord]

>.>

So basically either Dana gets it right and we continue or Dana gets it wrong and they have to get any correct answer to just stay alive.

Really there's no pressure here, Dana.

[KageLord]

Er... actually I'm pretty sure their maximum steal amount is 3 * (35 + x) where x is the point value (no greater than 35) of their correct answer.

[KageLord]

Oh. I see. Interesting.

[KageLord]

Kk, RC.

And damn... I was thinking strip club and fishing (though I straight missed gym and golf course). I just didn't think anyone went fishing anymore (unless they're old). Camping might have been my substitution actually, if I had thought of it.

The reasons I didn't say strip club: 1. If they have a woman to be getting away from, they might find this immoral (or fear they will get caught). 2. Technically, you are going there to see women, even if you are getting away from wom

a

n.

[KageLord]

All of you can collaborate to find an answer, but only the leader can submit the answer.

[KageLord]

Okay, the following are not official answers, but suggestions for my team to discuss:

Baby
Dog
Cat
Snake?

[KageLord]

Oh, RC, we never said how much we were going for. Double again seems like a logical choice.

Oh yeah. If 'pet' suffices as one answer, then... all of those others look like good answers. If no one else has commented by then, I'll come in and officially submit them about 4 hours before deadline.

[KageLord]

Okay, so possible order change to:

Lawn
House
Car

Personally, I think there is a chance for all 3 to be there.

[KageLord]

Lawn/Garden
House
Car

These were our other official answers, btw.

[KageLord]

Hey wait a sec... I can understand seeing a window open from a distance when you are walking to your house, but how can you see the door is unlocked unless you are in the process of opening it?

QFT

Too bad the people surveyed on the real Family Feud are not quite the smartest bunch either.

[KageLord]

Audience

[KageLord]

Dang. Sorry guys. I had a couple other answers, but I thought audience had to be up there too. That's pretty messed up though. I dunno what game show doesn't have an audience.

[KageLord]

A buzzer

?

I said go OBVIOUS. Why don't you listen?

lol

Host was the big one I wanted to save for my teammates. Poor decision on my part. >.>

[KageLord]

DO WE HAVE A QUICKTOPIC OR WHAT? i've got lots of good answers (unlike WOLF)

If you're on the answering team you're not allowed to talk to each other anyway. But, you might not be on the answering team.... Tbh, I don't really know what team you're on.

[KageLord]

Hm... not too confident about this one, but it seems like the majority has been reached among my team. Our answer is

LIGHTS

.

[KageLord]

Woooooo! DMHGKS bonzai!

[KageLord]

Just took the survey, BTW.
Took every ounce of my willpower to answer appropriately and not leave funny comments in every line.

[KageLord]

It's in the first post. Your team decided it when signing up. You're after Tragedy.

[KageLord]

Let's follow his answer with

A LOVER

I'm almost certain that's not going to be there, but I think the guess was well worth it.

And lol dana, I would have passed this question but whatev. I think we can make it a bit more difficult before handing it back (or we could just get em all ).

[KageLord]

No, the lover one.. But I'll bite my tounge for now..

Well... they do that on the actual show, so...

[KageLord]

Damn... Guppy took my answer. And I still can't believe homework isn't up there.

I'll go with

a baby

.

[KageLord]

Really? Huh... the way I read Shark's seemed to imply sex to me. Why else would spending time with a gf keep someone up at night?

[KageLord]

Damn 1960s America. People go to the bank on Fridays but not the mall... >.>

[KageLord]

Well...that's kinda dumb. We owned them, and they got to play on an easy question that mattered the most. Oh well, guess that's the rules of the game. We still got a bunch more points to add to our ridiculous total.

QFT

QFT (except... maybe the question wasn't so easy. Movie theater was my first guess and I probably could have gotten restaurant and bar, but I don't think I would think of banks or the supermarket)

[KageLord]

Good answer! Good answer!

[KageLord]

lol. Somehow I doubt gandalf is actually THAT smart.

[KageLord]

No it isn't

Yes it is, with the only difference being that you spin a bottle to decide who goes.

Uhhhh... no it's not. A bottle can be used to decide for Truth or Dare, but the actual game called 'Spin the Bottle' is a kissing game. Ew, adults.

[KageLord]

this is really not my area of expertise. Like. Seriously.


....

pin the tail on the donkey?

if you know what I'm talkin about

FTFY

If the donkey is a hot girl and the tail is my... never mind.

[KageLord]

Dudududududududu... is it time for my team to come back in and reestablish our dominance yet?

[KageLord]

2. Alcohol (18)

Hahahahahaha... nice.

[KageLord]

Well... I have faith in my team.

Play

And nah, Guppy, you're with us (me, Shark, dana, and mallow).

[KageLord]

Hmmm...I've got two...
Let's try...

FACELIFT

If it helps clear things up, I meant I had two possible answers...not two facelifts.

lol.

Yeah, that was one of the ones I was thinking of.

[KageLord]

Er... I got a bad feeling about this one.

But oh well, even if we lose the first one, we can always come back and win with even one question, as those who defeated us did.

[KageLord]

I was thinking facepaint/facepainting. Maybe facepalm was actually there considering RC's answer about the modernness.

[KageLord]

I'm thinking pass, dana.

[KageLord]

Well, I would probably barely decide to play, but my teammate has spoken, so I will

pass

. KageLord, I'll kill you if they get them all.

lol the decision was up to you. I was just chiming in my thoughts.

But anyway I doubt they'll get em all.

[KageLord]

Hey, my team, please send me some guesses in the event that they strike out. Dana has already sent me his list, which is pretty good. Still, we are missing quite a few answers on the board, so there must be more. To be honest, my only guess was what PokerFace said.

[KageLord]

Hey mallow, Shark, and Prof, PM me your suggestions for answers.

[KageLord]

RC, is this a more modern question as well?

[KageLord]

Alright, by popular vote, our answer for the steal is

video game

.

[KageLord]

I'm cool with a play on this one, I think.

[KageLord]

PLAY IT

[KageLord]

Debating two so-so answers...

Laughing

, RC!

[KageLord]

Pssst... RC, we already got 2. Eating.

[KageLord]

^ I see an obvious one that no one is saying. >.>

Knowing you, I'm pretty sure I'm thinking the same thing.

I just didn't think it would be up there. Anyway, if mallow doesn't answer, I'll go ahead with it.

[KageLord]

Alright... since I can't think of anything else... and LLD is an ero-sennin...

Making Love

[KageLord]

Alright... since I can't think of anything else... and LLD is an ero-sennin...

Making Love

I'M NO HERMIT. -pout-

I meant sage, but close enough.

And I notice there is no denial of the ero.

Anyhoohoo, was that what you were thinking?

[KageLord]

it's what I was thinking anyway. Although I'd have been more confident had the question been asking me about women.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[KageLord]

Alright... since I can't think of anything else... and LLD is an ero-sennin...

Making Love

I'M NO HERMIT. -pout-

I meant sage, but close enough.

And I notice there is no denial of the ero.

Anyhoohoo, was that what you were thinking?

Uh, I actually had two.

One of them was the one you got.

NO! We just might have lost it!

[KageLord]

Lmao. <3 LLD.

[KageLord]

I say let's go for double, guys. Nice work, too. I actually contributed nothing that question.

Neither did I.

And yep,

double

is thirded.

[KageLord]

lolstars easy question. SNOW team should prob kill gandalf if he doesn't get them control here.

[KageLord]

Comes in pretty handy that our team has three girls on board. Otherwise I'd have trouble with the "loleasy" part of the question everybody seems to notice.

Well, I notice because my sister loves to point that stuff out whenever I watch sports. >.>

[KageLord]

If this hadn't been American, soccer probably would have been #1. Just sayin, the girls love Ronaldo and Messi (and sometimes Donovan).

Not so much love for Rooney.

[KageLord]

Roadhouse.

[KageLord]

personality and intelligence make men beautiful <_<

Totally agree.

Edits.

Sadly untrue.

[KageLord]

lol I meant more along the lines of "most girls don't actually believe that". If they did, pretty much every girl in the world would fawn over Bill Gates and Warren Buffet (and not just for the money).

[KageLord]

I don't mind skinny. As long as, like, they aren't a twig I can break in half, skinny is ok.

I actually prefer tall guys anyway, so it kinda goes hand in hand.

Hm... good to know.

Eh, I'm pretty much with gandalf.

[KageLord]

i like boys with blonde hair and blue eyes who make me feel rly good lol

[KageLord]

Alright team, looks like we got the question RC made up when he was high.

Suggestions?

My guesses (note: not official guesses): Helium/balloon, playing with kid, comedian?

[KageLord]

Life Size? Like those blow up dolls really lonley bachelors use?

Get out of the gutter, you.

Oh I bet that's what you were thinking too.

Alright team, looks like we got the question RC made up when he was high.

Suggestions?

My guesses (note: not official guesses): Helium/balloon, playing with kid, comedian?

puberty is a good one too.

Very good. Probably #1.

[KageLord]

Dwarf (a little on the politically incorrect side), Alternate Lifestyle (someone had to say it

So guys, I guess we have as good a list as we're going to get now. Now we have to decide on an order. Personally I like the following order:

Puberty
Sore Throat/Laryngitis
Helium/Balloon
Playing With Kid
Comedian
Dwarf
Alternate Lifestyle
Kicked in the Crotch (this one was sent to me by Prof. Guppy)

[KageLord]

crotch kick is moved up ahead of comedian

Really? Seems to me a bit too vulgar for Family Feud.

[KageLord]

Puberty
Sore Throat/Laryngitis
Helium/Balloon
Playing With Kid
Comedian
Dwarf
Alternate Lifestyle
Kicked in the Crotch

[KageLord]

So...

[KageLord]

why would you not guess accent lol

Hey! We're not ethnocentric on my team!

Or we are and we just didn't think of it...

One of the two.

[KageLord]

WE WILL... WE WILL... ROCK YOU!

[KageLord]

Hm... a couple of answers come to mind... but I'll go with

lips

.

[KageLord]

Hm... a couple of answers come to mind... but I'll go with

lips

.

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED

Just drop it, SNOW.

Wah wah waaaaaaaah.

[KageLord]

"Let's go with the obvious one.

Lips

!"

"That's what lipstick is for, right? Show me lips!"

[X]

Survey Question	1. _____________	5. _____________	DMHGKS Game Total	Zang and the #'s Game Total
Where might you find traces of lipstick?	2. _____________	6. _____________
Current Point Total	3. Collar (18)	XXXXXXXXXXXXX	DMHGKS Strike Total	Zang and the #'s Strike Total
18	4. _____________	XXXXXXXXXXXX	X

"No, not there. Let's try again."

Er that wasn't me answering for the team. It was me vs. Framm for control.

[KageLord]

My team seriously needs to send me some answers ya'll.

[KageLord]

Just to make it official since the rules say the lead has to submit:

Purse

[KageLord]

Fortunately the rules say that only the lead player can submit the team's official steal answer. Let's think this one through guys. Guesses so far:

TV
Nice House
Hot Wife (my personal addition)

Personally I like "hot wife" the most. TV isn't a bad answer either, but the only reason I doubt it is that I'm not sure everyone would know about their neighbor's TV (I certainly don't). Then again, how many hot neighbor wives are there?

RC, can we get a check on how recent it is?

[KageLord]

Oh. Duh. Pool hasn't been guessed yet either.

[KageLord]

Nah, I'd be okay with TV too. Though it being older might throw more doubt on that... then again, if it's so old that TVs were first coming out... but I don't think Family Feud would be that old... aaaaaaaaaah.

Let's just vote it out. Mine is for pool. Shark's is for TV.

RC, is the deadline for steals the same as for normal answers (i.e. 48 hours)?

[KageLord]

Lols... shows how much I've been paying attention. I still think wife/family then. But if necessary, I'd go with TV.

[KageLord]

Just gonna wait for a response from Prof before making it official.

[KageLord]

Did Exilon PM you that answer? If not, it was our team discussing it as our answer...

[KageLord]

*sigh*

Gonna virtual slap Shark if wife/family is there.

Our answer is

TV

.

[KageLord]

...

Damn it, should have trusted dana most. I just didn't think it would be house since most houses are like the neighboring houses (at least in how nice they are) where I live.

[KageLord]

Er... go ahead and don't get the number one answer so we can answer for mallow, Faraday. << >>

[KageLord]

You're up, Shark.

[KageLord]

... I'm here.

Just mallow flaked the site a while ago. Idk about Shark. Guppy... posted last night.

[KageLord]

Yes, you are.

[KageLord]

Your question is about the werewolf and it is quadz's turn.

[KageLord]

Guess it's my turn then...

Bread

?

[KageLord]

Good answer! Good answer!

[KageLord]

Fries

?

[KageLord]

I have no clue...

Rice

?

[KageLord]

C'mon Guppy!

[KageLord]

ITT, my team suddenly fails after dominating the entire competition.
Pretty sure cheese isn't up there, since it's part of pizza. But...I guess you never know.

Eh, don't forget that people are lactose intolerant.

Yet pizza is still up there.

[KageLord]

Thanks for a very well-modded and fun game, RC!

[KageLord]

DMHGKS won, coz we're awesome!

QFT!

Even though more than half our team ditched the last round.