Survivor: Mafia GAMEOVER!

[JDGA]

/confirm?

[JDGA]

Personally, I don't think Blackberry and vesok made the right decision.
If they voted TRIBE, we would have won.
But they didn't, and they'll probably be two of the first to go.

[JDGA]

Well then...

A message to my opponent:
Just so you know, I'm drinking from the

Gold

glass, because I'm a winner. And winners get the

Gold

. See, second place only gets

Silver

, so I'm leaving that one to you.

And yes, I

am

going to defeat you. I

guarantee

it.

[JDGA]

Oh, really? Care to tell me which glass? Because I think I've managed to out-WIFOM you.

[JDGA]

Oh hey, I out-WIFOM'd dramonic. pwnd~
The question: I have no idea who the strongest player is. Probably... gandalf?

[JDGA]

lolDrench.
Anyways, could we please have the role list back? It'll really help, y'know...

[JDGA]

Hmm. Here we go -again-.
I suppose having individual immunity just gives me this extra bit of safety to avoid the inevitable sense of dread that always seems to happen during a results reveal.
ESPECIALLY when you messed with me LAST time... >_>
But yeah, it feels like one of those XBox or PS3 achievements that don't actually mean anything XD
Except it means something. Only a small boost, but it's a start.

[JDGA]

So... uh... to put it lightly, I was NOT expecting to have the special prize, and especially not after one round.
But anyways, Barney should FEAR ME

[JDGA]

It cancels your TC. No Barney player will be eliminated this episode, assuming Kcda's telling the truth. I don't think he has any reason to lie, though.

[JDGA]

...or is it?
I've got a power here, don't forget~
And taunting you with it is FUN~

[JDGA]

lolRECK
Now get back to panicking~
<_<
>_>
^_^
WHAT? Aren't I allowed to have a bit of fun at the enemy's expense once in a while?

[JDGA]

oh, fun fact.
first person I want off is Chess!

You're welcome~

[JDGA]

No, I was just going for the irony

[JDGA]

chess, can't you say ANYTHING other than "loldrama" and other randomness?
Oh, and Barney? Just so you know, dramonic is the Big Bad of this game, and reck is his sidekick.
Vote them off before they make you all suffer...

And dramonic, stop whining so much just because I beat you at WIFOM ^_^

[JDGA]

Like I said, dram wants me gone because I beat him at WIFOM
Also the game. You just lost it. THAT, my friend, is how to create drama.

And no, I will neither confirm nor deny my status as in a relationship with chesskid. Hmph.

[JDGA]

Like I said, dram wants me gone because I beat him at WIFOM
Also the game. You just lost it. THAT, my friend, is how to create drama.

And no, I will neither confirm nor deny my status as in a relationship with chesskid. Hmph.

I will neither confirm nor deny my status as in a relationship with chesskid.

I will neither confirm nor deny my status as in a relationship with chesskid.

my status as in a relationship with chesskid

a relationship with chesskid

lol

What, you think I picked that wording by accident?

[JDGA]

But what do the categories mean?

[JDGA]

dram thinking he's an evil mastermind is a bit sad.

[JDGA]

That is all.

Also, the Green colour would be Drench.
I'm also noting that there were seven non-Lot-1 bids for lolBarney, and (you guessed it) seven lolBarney players. Coincidence, or did each and every one of you betray your team?

[JDGA]

Also mallow: Zyrconium didn't get a question.
And inb4 Lot 6 had nothing, Lot 10 had the immunity idol, and everyone gets to see Drench's lack-of-vote this TC ^_^
And there was one HUGE trap there. Lot 6 didn't contain a not-so-fabulous prize, but there was no guarantee IN THE SLIGHTEST that it had a prize at all~
See, this is why everyone should have just not bothered to fool around and put everything on Lot 1.

[JDGA]

Because lolBarney made him sit out for the challenge, so he got to play for himself instead.

[JDGA]

1) Whatever happened to Berry x Drench? *bricked*
b) Doesn't that mean you should be voting off dramonic before he obtains majority in your tribe with the dram-reck-Drench alliance?

[JDGA]

dram going is lol, but I sort of miss having a Big Bad D:
Clearly you should all vote off reck now.
Anyways, challenge is lol, but I sent in a flag anyway. If these are being official, I might as well try to make the Dragons better than the lolBarneys.

[JDGA]

...
I never knew that MafiaScum was secretly 4chan.
OH WELL~

[JDGA]

if every person of DA tribe DON'T change their avi to their specified dragon in BB pic... I will be forever disappointed in them

CONSIDER IT DONE
At least, if it would let me change my avatar. It's not for some reason v_v

@Question: Probably BlackBerry. At least, he's pretty much the leader. I suppose it depends on definition of strongest, though...
Why couldn't someone else have received this question?

[JDGA]

Winning flags go on front page nao or else

Drench: We already know from the WIFOM challenge that the tie-breakerer's on your tribe. Since I'm not allowed to PM your tribe, I can't have had private contact with the tie-breakerer to set that up. If you want to try and find out why I got the immunity, don't ask me. I'm assuming it's just because my banner was better *bricked*

[JDGA]

I MISS JDGA!!!

I went to Summer School, putting a message in my sig to be replaced if it turned out that I didn't have 'net access.
I didn't have 'net access. I wasn't replaced. Instead, this happened.
Oh well. I'm on the jury, right? To be honest, I wasn't expecting to have any further part in the game at all XD
But let's see how this goes.

[JDGA]

you'er still alive jdga

Go check last Tribal Council >_>

[JDGA]

I'm getting impatient.

You're not the only one, and I'm not even playing

[JDGA]

You had a what?
Last I heard, the only ally I had was the Dragon Army itself. And there aren't exactly any of those left...

[JDGA]

Oh hey, werewolf is still in.
Maybe there is still hope, then?
:S
Maybe even dramonic would have been better than you. Maybe.
But bleh. Hopefully everyone will realise how horrible you've become and be rid of you the next chance they get.

[JDGA]

Surprise.

[JDGA]

If the other players can't figure out why they shouldn't vote me back out instantly, they must be blind.
Anyways... Anyone feel like trying to secure my vote?

[JDGA]

You aren't even making the final 4. Biatch

What did I do to you?

Except vote you off... heh.

Also, werewolf was silly. I gave him the option to join me with the old tribe and vote off you four because you four were tight-ish. But noooo, he did not listen to me . They even voted him and he still wanted to side with them *sigh*.

Chess-Gandalf were close,

JDGA-quadz appeared to be close

, JDGA was close with the lovers. Evil ring leader! Ew, ew, ah, ah!

We never had anything XD
Although I did have a Final 3 deal with Chess/Gandalf.
Anyways... last I heard, the only evil ringleader was you. dramonic almost counted, but he was voted off the first chance lolBarney got, so...

[JDGA]

And may the odds ever be in your favor!

Someone's been reading The Hunger Games. Even though you've got ever and be switched. The original quote is "And may the odds

be ever

in your favour!"

And because there are 6 characters in the bolded part, I choose

Lot 6

.

Fixed lol

[JDGA]

>live challenge

GODDAMMIT

>at 2am

GODDAMMIT

QFT >_>

[JDGA]

jmj3000
Zyrconium

EDIT: IT'S OVER 900!!!
>_>

[JDGA]

(Zyrconium is eliminated from the running)

jmj3000
Chevre
xRECKONERx
implosion
Drench
Blackberry

[JDGA]

(jmj3000 is eliminated from the running)

Chevre
xRECKONERx
implosion
Drench
Blackberry

[JDGA]

Chevre
xRECKONERx
Blackberry

[JDGA]

Erm.
Confusing.

[JDGA]

Broccoli Tribal Council

First off, Drench, I've been sick and cannot be on here 24/7. Soz.

Grats Reck on immunity!

Now for the Qs:

BB and JDGA

, the only two remaining Dragons. Are one of you two the target of tonight's vote?

Barney's

-What happens after the last Dragon member is eliminated?

We have two dragons left? I didn't know that. In any case, the sole remaining Dragon should not be the target of tonight's vote.

Here's the part when BB dies

IF JDGA HAS MADE AN ALLIANCE WITH BB I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT.

[JDGA]

I'm a *little* confused with how the votes turned out.

Not confused about Zyrc going, I expected that part.

Regardless, we now know JDGA doesn't have an idol.

Just for reference JDGA, you didn't do anything to save yourself this round. Zyrc had been targetted for execution since last round >_<. My ploy was just to get you to use an idol if you had one. Which I don't think you do.

Or, y'know... I could have lied?
Now that I've made the jury, it doesn't change too much whether or not I get voted out.

I believe you said it yourself:

Don't threaten someone who doesn't care about winning.

And right now, I only care about taking you down. Haven't I made that point obvious?

ANYWAYS. To borrow chess' line yet again...
loldrama

[JDGA]

...
lol.
Drench, you should vote BB out. If you don't do it now, you probably won't get another chance, and he will probably win if he makes the Final 2 due to how unlikely everyone thinks that scenario is. But every TC he lives is another round closer to victory for him.
Of course, you could make the same case for me, but I'm only back because everyone wanted me to take out BB, so I don't really care what happens after BB's gone anyway.

[JDGA]

dear god why is this game full of people who are even dumber than usual survivor contestants?

PS: You have been warned.

[JDGA]

dear god why is this game full of people who are even dumber than usual survivor contestants?

PS: You have been warned.

If we're dumb, then why are we in the final 6 and you two are voted out? X_x

I was going to say here that you weren't whom I was referring to with

my

werewolf's

chesskid's "people being dumb" comment. However, your inability to count that there are three people who said that line causes me to retract that. Instead, I will point out that you weren't someone I was warning. Think about it for a bit.

[JDGA]

Daw, we aren't allowed in this if we were previously a player? ;_;

[JDGA]

...did you just confirm that Reck is the tiebreaker, mallow?
In any case, I think BB just hates Reck because he chose my flag over his
But yeah. This result saddens me. I was going to betray EVERYONE and vote BB when he made Final 2 D:
...
...
...
what? >_>

[JDGA]

Well, I /did/ warn them when I was lynched that if BB survived to Final 2, the jury would vote him for somehow managing to survive that long.

[JDGA]

loldrama

*reaches for popcorn*

[JDGA]

JDGA helps Drench run [1] metre. Drench has now run [35] metres.

That's for being Australian and running UXYS1½, not for anything particularly Survivor-related.

[JDGA]

JDGA helps Drench run [1] metre. Drench has now run [35] metres.

That's for being Australian and running UXYS1½, not for anything particularly Survivor-related.

on iPhone will glomp with joy in like 15 minutes

Hey, just because I'm not in the game anymore doesn't mean I don't plan on handing out bonuses.
Incidentally, whom are the two of you planning on taking to the Final 2 with you? Do you feel like telling?

[JDGA]

RUN FASTER, SILLIES
Try pretending this is the olympics or something. I don't know. Answering any questions I ask you will most likely help.
Hmm. Do I have any questions to ask you?

[JDGA]

XD
Two minutes and I throw out more help.
And yes, JAPAN. OUCH. :S

[JDGA]

JDGA helps Drench run [1] metre. Drench has now run [42] metres.

That's for having the nicer post about me in your torchwalk.

[JDGA]

Something tells me that's not exactly legal...

[JDGA]

JDGA helps jmj3000 run [1] metre. jmj3000 has now run [46] metres.

That's for not giving up when it looked like I had awarded immunity to Drench.

[JDGA]

Oh, must be my turn again!

JDGA helps jmj3000 to run [1] metre. jmj3000 has now run [51] metres.

That's for having the more honest torchwalk.

[JDGA]

Well, don't forget to update UXYS1½ >_>

[JDGA]

<_<
In other news... certain people don't know how to run.
HMM.
Related

[JDGA]

Oh, and...

JDGA helps Drench run [1] metre. Drench has now run [62] metres.

If jmj's going to vanish, I'm certainly not going to boost him.

[JDGA]

*stab*

JDGA helps jmj3000 run [1] metre. jmj3000 has now run [60] metres.

I was going to help you, but you

had

to make that comment.

[JDGA]

Made any further progress in QWOP, Drench?

[JDGA]

JDGA helps Drench run [1] metre. Drench has now run [77] metres.

GO BEAT 20 ON QWOP ALREADY *shot*

[JDGA]

JDGA has helped jmj3000 run [1] metre. jmj3000 has now run [70] metres.

That's for not commenting.

[JDGA]

Lady Lambdadelta endorsed Drench's victory?
HATERS GONNA HATE.
inb4 he wins unanimously <_< >_>

[JDGA]

Why were there two Strongmen?

What did you do that makes you deserve victory more than your opponent?

What did your opponent do that makes them deserve victory more than you?

Why don't you post a story of every play you made during the entire game?

Am I being too demanding?

[JDGA]

VOTE: Lady Lambdadelta
That's my jury vote right there, people.
*bricked*

In other news, inb4 loldrama happens

[JDGA]

Too late, she's already win the hearts and votes of the jury.
You'll have to drag her back so that we can award her the $1 000 000, I'm afraid.

[JDGA]

Too late, she's already win the hearts and votes of the jury.
You'll have to drag her back so that we can award her the

$1 000 000, I'm afraid.

0$ and title of sole survivor.

FTFY

That works as well, I suppose. Sort of helps that I don't have to

find

locate

steal

IL

LEGALLY OBTAIN $1 000 000 anymore, too.
Although it doesn't really seem like enough. Should we throw in the hand of marriage of any jury member or something? I don't know. *shot*

[JDGA]

lol
I was one of those four, by the way.

END

Anyways, whatever happened to that OTT/UTR/whatever stuff? I'm interested in seeing the analyses of that.

[JDGA]

I'm the most colourful~
Now to reread the whole thread and analyse myself, I suppose.