Fake Modding

Xalxe · Post Post #346 (isolation #0) » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:31 am

explosion, Sibling with implosion,

Town Grammar Nazi,

Suicided Day 4.

It is now Night 4. Send Night Actions within...eh, whenever

.

Xalxe · Post Post #348 (isolation #1) » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:58 am

The Thirty-Second Vote Count

Or, You Stupid Morons

StrangerCoug (7):

Xalxe, implosion, SaintKerrigan, RichardGHP, Elleran, chesskid3, Antihero

Not Voting:

Lady Lambdalta, Yosarian2, mith, Thestatusquo, That Guy, Random Hobo

As night falls, the Town decides to try the power of their Mod. However, despite their best efforts, StrangerCoug won't be hung. Guess we'll have to try again tomorrow...

It is now Night 7.

Xalxe · Post Post #350 (isolation #2) » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:07 am

StrangerCoug wrote:
Xalxe has been made to retake English class for thinking that the verb "hang" has an irregular past tense when it refers to an execution or suicide.

Xalxe,

Utter F*cking Moron

, Has Suicided for forgetting his Grammars.

Continue.

Xalxe · Post Post #370 (isolation #3) » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:21 am

Asian Female,

Town Poor Driver

(causes accidents if Bus Driver is targeted), died in a car accident Night 4.

Old Man,

Mafia Bus Driver

, died in a car accident Night 4.

It is now Day 5. With 11 alive, it is 6 to Lynch.

Xalxe · Post Post #372 (isolation #4) » Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:33 pm

StrangerCoug,

Liar

, modkilled Night 6.

Everybody knows I'm a Mafia Tracker.

Xalxe has been resurrected. His role may or may not have changed.

Xalxe · Post Post #387 (isolation #5) » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:26 am

Greek Letters have requested replacement.

Looking for a replacement.

EDIT: Latin Alphabet has agreed to replace in. Thanks Latin Alphabet!

Xalxe · Post Post #389 (isolation #6) » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:46 am

Ouchie!

Fine. Resolving Night Actions ASAP.

Xalxe · Post Post #396 (isolation #7) » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:17 am

My Last Post,

Texting Townie

, has disappeared Day 126.

Xalxe · Post Post #399 (isolation #8) » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:20 am

My Mind,

F***ed Up Third Party Whatever

, was blown to smithereens by RichardGHP Day 128.

Xalxe · Post Post #402 (isolation #9) » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:48 am

SaintKerrigan,

Jerkface Who Makes Up Roles

, was shot in the head Day 128.

I hate you so much.

Xalxe · Post Post #414 (isolation #10) » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:15 pm

You all have been modkilled. F*ck you all.

Looking for replacements for 14,904 players.

EDIT: The entire population of Anguilla has replaced in. Thanks, Anguilla!

Xalxe · Post Post #416 (isolation #11) » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:06 pm

Sorry, Anguilla's been busy signing up for my RISK game. Will seek replacements (again).

/shameless plug

Xalxe · Post Post #497 (isolation #12) » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:11 am

2010 has requested replacement. Contacting potentials now.

Xalxe · Post Post #523 (isolation #13) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:39 am

StefanB,

Snowman

, Killed by the Grammar Nazis Day 1.

Continue.

Xalxe · Post Post #525 (isolation #14) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:49 am

Kcdaspot,

RISK Player

turned

Neutral Survivor

, modkilled D1 for attempting to lynch the mod.

LET THIS BE A LESSON

Xalxe · Post Post #527 (isolation #15) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:53 am

Shut up, you're dead. Don't make me blacklist you.

Xalxe · Post Post #539 (isolation #16) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:05 pm

And with Elleran's overpowered, game-breaking vote (god, I suck at this), StrangerCoug is lynched.

Figure out who won on your own; I'm too lazy.

Xalxe · Post Post #543 (isolation #17) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:20 pm

StrangerCoug has been issued a strike for curbing free speech.

Xalxe · Post Post #545 (isolation #18) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:24 pm

StrangerCoug, who was a

Lying SOB from Occupied Mexico

, was arrested for arson Day 1 (It's still 1/1/11 silly!)

Xalxe · Post Post #547 (isolation #19) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:28 pm

StrangerCoug wrote:
Xalxe has been ejected for messing up the time-space continuum. Looking for a replacement.

DISREGARD THE LIES

Xalxe · Post Post #549 (isolation #20) » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:34 pm

drmyshottyizsik was modkilled D1 for not posting within the allotted time frame for replacements.

Xalxe has graciously agreed to replace back in. You should all thank him.

Xalxe · Post Post #558 (isolation #21) » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:54 pm

Elleran wrote:
Looker looked on Day 5.

FTFY

Xalxe · Post Post #566 (isolation #22) » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:39 pm

StrangerCoug wrote:
Nobody Special, who was a
Mafia voyeur
, has been crushed by a piano on Day 4.

Vote count reset. Keep going.

How did you know?

Stranger Coug,

Mafia Peeping Tom

, had his eyes gouged out Day 3 (dammit people, check the date!)

Xalxe · Post Post #575 (isolation #23) » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:24 am

drmyshottyizsik wrote:
mallowgeno

Pedobear
has committed suicide, because he was sad that there were no children around.

FTFY

Xalxe · Post Post #577 (isolation #24) » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:33 am

Nobody Special wrote:
2011 (who replaced 2010 several days ago) has been prodded. I've seen no substantial activity from this player, and if this keeps up, s/he will be re-replaced.

And just who, precisely, is going to replace 2011? The entire world (including Cuba) is already playing or has been replaced/modkilled many times over.

Xalxe · Post Post #579 (isolation #25) » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:46 am

Nobody Special wrote:
We'll just have to
recruit
create new players.

FTFY

Xalxe · Post Post #588 (isolation #26) » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:27 am

lewarcher82,

Mod

, wins this thread.

Role PMs and Night Actions in a bit.

Xalxe · Post Post #592 (isolation #27) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:47 pm

Xalxe has been moved to his own QuickTopic.

Xalxe · Post Post #594 (isolation #28) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:51 pm

I literally read your last post and freaked out that I had made a typo somewhere.

Xalxe · Post Post #597 (isolation #29) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:58 pm

Looker,

Blatant Liar

, moved to Xalxe's QT to give him a piece of his mind.

Xalxe · Post Post #623 (isolation #30) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:12 am

It has come to

MY

attention that I play better when I have no idea what Role I am.

Xalxe · Post Post #634 (isolation #31) » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:53 pm

That won't be correct for another 10 years or so.

Xalxe · Post Post #641 (isolation #32) » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:18 am

Shotty, we're only

pretending

ITT.

Xalxe · Post Post #677 (isolation #33) » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:39 pm

A fire has broken out!

StrangerCoug,

Vanilla N00b

, burnt to a crisp Night 3.

Xalxe · Post Post #704 (isolation #34) » Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:31 am

Tragedy

has invoked

Godwin's Law

!

This may or may not affect elements of the game. Carry on.

Xalxe · Post Post #712 (isolation #35) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:25 pm

Nobody Special has been admonished for not using an ampersand in his location, or spelling out and, instead of using an n.

Xalxe · Post Post #717 (isolation #36) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:03 am

Nobody Special has been modkilled for
1) not acting as a mod in the "Fake Modding" thread
2) putting a false Mod before your ModGod (me)

Xalxe · Post Post #721 (isolation #37) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:03 pm

Tragedy has been modkilled for spelling my name wrong.

/bastardmod

Xalxe · Post Post #726 (isolation #38) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:38 pm

shotty just died. You all win.

Play continues.

Xalxe · Post Post #848 (isolation #39) » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:02 am

XYLBOT MAFIA HAS ENDED WITH A MAFIA/SURVIVOR JOINT WIN!

Role PMs:

MeransielTracker (mafia): You can track another player. You will be told who that player targeted, if any. Actions: track

RichardGHPDay Disabler (mafia): You can disable someone's role. That player will temporarily lose all abilities/characteristics until the next night. You act during the day, not at night. Actions: (day)disable

cjdrumTracker Mad Scientist (survivor): You can mutate another player, changing their role randomly. You can track another player. You will be told who that player targeted, if any. Actions: mutate track

drmyshottyiszikMad Monk Tracker (town): You can track another player. You will be told who that player targeted, if any. You can kill another player each night. You are immune to all actions except kills. Actions: track kill

implosionBanshee (town): You can wail at another player, roleblocking them. If you wail at the same player twice, they die. This can't be stopped by doctor protection. Actions: wail

animorpherv1Reviver (town): You will revive once on death.

CSLMalfunctioning Inventor (town): You can give another player a random 1-shot ability, which might or might not work like it should. Actions: giveability

Xalxe · Post Post #1054 (isolation #40) » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:52 pm

Tragedy has rejoined the game. Her role and alignment may or may not have changed.

Xalxe · Post Post #1280 (isolation #41) » Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:16 pm

StrangerCoug

has been lynched. He was the

Crappy Mod

, Mafia Governor.

Night will last 72 hours from this post, or (expired on 2012-12-03 00:16:43) from now.

Xalxe · Post Post #1295 (isolation #42) » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:25 am

December replaces November, effective about 4 days ago.

Xalxe · Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:57 am

StrangerCoug has been force-replaced for violating Rule #1 of this thread:

the object of this game is to pretend you are modding a Mafia game here

Seeking a replacement now.

Xalxe · Post Post #1707 (isolation #44) » Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:53 pm

Do you have

any

idea just how many reports I've gotten from this thread alone? This is ridiculous, guys. Honestly. Giving you all a timeout from the thread for a bit, jeez.

Xalxe replaces Burning_Earth, Feirei and vonflare, effective immediately.

Xalxe · Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:30 am

You know what? This is ridiculous. This game has been going on for FOUR YEARS. What a goddamn disaster. I'm sick of this. We're abandoning this game. Role reveal later if I feel like it, just...ugh. You're all awful.

Xalxe · Post Post #1770 (isolation #46) » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:43 am

I have been informed that unilaterally shutting down games is "very rude" and "against policy" by the moderators. Put another way:

Xalxe, Capricious Moderator, Modkilled Day 1460

Begin Day 1461 Now!

Xalxe · Post Post #1772 (isolation #47) » Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:11 pm

Xalxe replaces Xalxe, please welcome Xalxe.