Title Fairy: Out With The Orca, In With The Moogle

[ReaperCharlie]

I nominate zoraster for the same situation, but maybe a better title would be:

Premature Evisceration

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah I was gonna say Premature Emasculation, but it didn't really fit.

Maybe just 'Premature Assassination' would be tongue-in-cheek enough, but I don't really like it as much as Evisceration. Whatever zoraster wants though, lol <3

It was an epic fail and he deserves whatever he wants from it. lmao

[ReaperCharlie]

Assassins in the...
oh wait nevermind

two lines

LOL! THIS!

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ReaperCharlie]

Assassins in the...
oh wait nevermind

two lines

fourth

[ReaperCharlie]

I like

An Ass in the Palace

or

Premature Assassination

the best.

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah I don't want to put him down or anything, just thought it was kinda catchy, cause An Ass In is sorta like Assassin. Premature Assassination or Premature Evisceration or something is best then.

[ReaperCharlie]

I nominate SaintKerrigan for the title

Descending into Chaos

[ReaperCharlie]

Ah, how flattering to hear my name being spoken in my absence...

That's it, I nominate Robocopter87 for

Wannabe Nominator

.

[ReaperCharlie]

Ah, how flattering to hear my name being spoken in my absence...

That's it, I nominate Robocopter87 for

Wannabe Nominator

.

Yes, that sums up that nomination well enough.

[/joke]

aw dam#, those joke tags didn't make it over in the move...

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Parama for 'Innocent Evil Wizard' or something similar for his performance in POWERFUL WIZARD mafia.

Or maybe the title 'True Illusionist', because he was the wizard of illusion. Anyways, I wanna put him up for debate for his insane awesome performance in that game.

Ideas people, ideas.

[ReaperCharlie]

Title nomination based on the role he drew in a single game?

No, based on his multiple-scummy-nominated performance in a single game.

And that's better than based on a conversation, imo.

[ReaperCharlie]

Pie in front of me?

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate FATE for

:HAPPY:

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 5#p2363545

and it's in caps lawk!

Second

[ReaperCharlie]

3rd

CRUISE CONTROL

for Fate

[ReaperCharlie]

I am undecided whether I want :HAPPY: or CRUISE CONTROL for Fate. lol

Both are pretty dang good.

[ReaperCharlie]

I agree with the cow.

I smell an emoticon a'brewin'.

[ReaperCharlie]

I just noticed how cute Brandi's avatar is. Did you make that?

[ReaperCharlie]

How about

Avatar Goddess

or like

Goddess of Avatars

? Its better than 'AFTHHWWPA'.

Wouldn't that be DGB? 0_o

[ReaperCharlie]

Which "two" are you talking about, Cybele? lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Robo, I think you're approaching obsession level here.

ITT we learn that Robocopter has a crush on Brandi.

Either that, or he has a random OCD-magnitude obsession with wanting to suggest titles for people that he feels deserve titles even though he has no titles of note to suggest for them, leading him to ask for an open-ended discussion about what title he or she should receive...

I fear the second is more accurate, but the former rolls off the tongue easier, so... I'll go with that one for now.



*begins chanting*
"Robo and Brandi, up in a tree..."

[ReaperCharlie]

I like :HAPPY: and CRUISE CONTROL, BAD PR is good though.

[ReaperCharlie]

You... you hated Avatar??

I...






I don't think we can be friends.

[ReaperCharlie]

But... but...

what about all the [insert Avatar awesomeness here]??

*is very put out*

[ReaperCharlie]

Did anyone actually think it was a great movie and not just a great spectacle?

I liked it a lot.

Maybe because I can closely relate with the main character, and I love sci-fi and fantasy and it was a darn good blend if you ask me. And then there was the great spectacle aspect too. It was a good movie and a great spectacle, and together, that makes a great movie for me. Also, another big thing: the Marine Corps stuff in there was awesome and much more accurate (even in a ridiculously fictional setting) even than most war movies, which are trying their arse off to be accurate, but fail so often.

[ReaperCharlie]

Storm Troopers shoot and shoot and never hit anyone. Why do they miss so much?

Man, you're right. But their armor is awesome and the name is frickin' intimidating as ever, so I forgive them.

[ReaperCharlie]

Fate is getting

:HAPPY:

If anyone is Outraged on that call, I'm happy to discuss my reasons.

awesome.

it is perfect.

[ReaperCharlie]

But tell the story first, Flay/Brandi. Some of us (me) aren't in on the joke.

[ReaperCharlie]

Not a new nom, but I'd like to suggest a change for Kast's current title:

tl, dr;

It should be changed to this in order to conform to correct syntax:

tl; dr

[ReaperCharlie]

But tell the story first, Flay/Brandi. Some of us (me) aren't in on the joke.

@RC: I might tell you if I make it to the Portland meet! :b

I didn't make it...

But spill the beans anyway!

[ReaperCharlie]

wtf?

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Indigo Heron for

I Will Survive

.

He didn't post for the last 3 months of the game. Can you really call that surviving? He was just never replaced.

In that case, I don't like that title.

[ReaperCharlie]

How did you become title fairy, Oman?

(I mean, the fairy part is obvious, but...)

[ReaperCharlie]

[ReaperCharlie]

I think

Man in Black

might be a little more appropriate.

Very "Princess Bride"-esque.

[ReaperCharlie]

If Brandi doesn't mind, I would like to nominate her for

has been envied.

, mainly for the series of posts that start with this post and end with this "reveal". It is entirely open for discussion though.

I like

Envied

better.

But, good nom! I second it.

[ReaperCharlie]

^[sic]?

[ReaperCharlie]

I always use right shift. I never ever ever use left shift, unless I'm Ctrl-Shift-selecting some code or something.

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Mr. Flay for the title

Snicklefritz

.

Cause WiKid is old and Snicklefritz is a funnier word, lol
Also, he said it somewhere on the forum and it made me laugh

[ReaperCharlie]

What, trolling everyone and being in general a total douche whenever possible? <3

[/troll]

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Riceballtail for the title

Lærdalstunnelen

because I have never seen anyone tunnel so hard.

Game after game after game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lo ... _type#Road
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laerdalstunnelen

[ReaperCharlie]

No way. Just because I lynch you when you're scum does NOT equal the same thing

[ReaperCharlie]

No way. Just because I lynch you when you're scum does NOT equal the same thing

You also lynch me when I'm town.
And playing with you isn't a novelty like it used to be.

So don't /in for games when you see me in them. Cause you'll be lynched as scum.

P.S. I've never lynched you as town unless I was scum. So there.

[ReaperCharlie]

Tunneling + Lurker makes me think about Starcraft.

Wow, you're right, lol. A perfect title is hidden there somewhere... let's tunnel more to find out! [/badpun]

But seriously though. A lurker who tunnels? What could be better? Oman, are you against a Starcraft reference?

***I'm sick of only the YELLING AND OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE getting titles... this is a refreshing change.

[ReaperCharlie]

yep. You've experienced RBT.

Speak of his terrible tunnelling, for all to hear.

[ReaperCharlie]

This is a disinterested third party advising the people involved in this pointless exercise in flamebait to SHUT UP.

*remembers why he loves Vi*

[ReaperCharlie]

Xth the Andrius nomination! HAHA

Maybe just

The Baker

?


also:

Pumpernickel Pauper

?

Sir Sourdough

?

The Whole Wheat Wonder

?

hahaha

[ReaperCharlie]

I also like "

Loafer

", because the bv310 quote that most of this all sprang from reads:

For the record, those are not breadcrumbs. They are bread

loaves

, possibly even bakeries.

Not sure if Fire Emblem can tie into it without sounding forced. "

The Baker

" is still my favorite, even though it's simple.

I would also go with "

Hansel and/or Gretel

", due to their notable propensity for leaving breadcrumbs.

[ReaperCharlie]

[ReaperCharlie]

For Andrius: how about

Hansel

?

You know, Hansel and Gretel...

Yeah cause I totally didn't suggest that a page and a half ago

--

I actually got a bit more inspiration from TheButtonMen's post when he said '2nd Hansel'.

How about

Second Hansel

? as in, Hansel was the first, and Andrius is the second?

Also

Hansel II

, maybe? idk. I still like something to do with his 'Breadcrumb Bakery' and/or 'loaves'...

which brings it back to bv310's original quote: "For the record, those are not breadcrumbs. They are bread

loaves

, possibly even bakeries."

--

Magna's idea is also good. Very good.

I could go with either

Hansel of Panera

(more old-tymey) or

Hansel, Panera CEO

/

Hansel, CEO, Panera

(newfangled-ish).

All of those have both the goodness of breadcrumbs (through 'Hansel'), and bread loaves and baking (through 'Panera').

Personally, I like

Hansel of Panera

the best.

[ReaperCharlie]

2nd

Hansel II

It's like Super-Hansel.

Or we could do Mecha-Hansel.

hahaha. thats too much. I still think

Hansel II

has potential though

I would like to throw out "

Panera Man

" as well, in case anyone likes it better than

The Baker

.

....or even

Panerathon

, though that's a little more muddled. xD

[ReaperCharlie]

<3 andy

You'll always be my little baker boy, no matter how big your bakery gets :'(

[ReaperCharlie]

A bit off topic, but can someone link me to the game where Thok disgraced SK's everywhere?

[ReaperCharlie]

I second, third, and fourth

Impin' Ain't Easy

. ROFL

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Furcolow for Squirrel Rave

Obvious reasons are indeed very obvious.

Second

Disagree with everyone commenting on his playstyle it can work as Town and does.

Third

, but honestly I think it needs a bit of work, Vi.

Also, I agree with Plum about disagreeing with everyone else.
Furcolow can be quite a valuable player in many situations.

That is, if everyone else can get over themselves long enough to not mislynch him.

[ReaperCharlie]

the way you play just has always made me rip my hair out and scream even though I know that 1. You're Town. And 2. You're right.

furcolow should MF'in

frame

this and hang it on the wall next to his computer. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Scum Hunter is ok. I would like to see the old avvy tho

[ReaperCharlie]

Not bad. I support that nom if others like it.

[ReaperCharlie]

It is kind of catchy in it's own weird way. Maybe Scum"Hunter" or something would better convey it... idk

I think it'd stand out because "scumhunt" isn't a proper noun, while ScumHunter would be.

[ReaperCharlie]

I have to say, of all the interesting people on this site, shaft.ed's posts probably make me laugh the most.

[ReaperCharlie]

Shhh VP let him have his moment.

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate manho for

SQL ERROR

1. Go here: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... =3&t=15386
2. Do an iso on manho
3. ???
4. SQL ERROR

Haha. I will support this.

[ReaperCharlie]

Boo. It's fixed now.

I still support the nomination though.

[ReaperCharlie]

As usual, if you don't understand my position I'm happy to explain further, but I think you should be able to see where I'm coming from.

"

Iso Immune

"

I still like this.

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah... but ISO Immune has that sexy ring to it that reminds me of Investigation Immune. Still, the last two you suggested are alright.

[ReaperCharlie]

I would like to nominate SaintKerrigan for

A Drawn Out Story

. He makes one of the best flavors of Mafia that are high quality and put forth a lot of effort in them.

Flaming Second

edit: (to whatever ends up being chosen)

[ReaperCharlie]

I'm not feeling many of these SK noms...

How about some intentionally terrible ones just for comparison?

-

Tastes Just Right

-

My, what a long tongue you have!

-

Flavorgasm

Actually, I could totally go for that last one. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Totally not feeling any of those.

intentionally terrible

And yeah, I agree. Brings out the Flavor is good, but I think we can do better.

Maybe it doesn't have to have the word "Flavor" in it, y'know? idk.

[ReaperCharlie]

That doesn't seem like a good title, IMO. Needless nameplay, rewarding poor play, and to be frank, being scummy doesn't help you stand out of the crowd. I haven't played with him, so I can't judge how appropriate it is, but I'm not a fan.

Besides, a quick look at the linked thread seems to show me, that the problem isn't appearing scummy, but rather significantly screwing up.

Agreed.

Plus, Oman seems unusually averse to having titles that play off of usernames, so... yea.

[ReaperCharlie]

Nah, I don't think it's unusual. Bad wording. I should have put 'noticeably' in its place.

if I don't hear anything special over the next few days

Brings Out The Flavour

will be implemented. <3

Maybe we should also ask him which spelling of

Flavor

he prefers...

[ReaperCharlie]

oooOOOOoooohhh, gonna side with the Canucks on this one, eh?

Traitor!!!

[ReaperCharlie]

Imply is such a strong word...I think "glance at while I'm eating a leg of lamb basted in garlic-strawberry sauce" is a much better term.

rofl wtf <3

[ReaperCharlie]

I counter-nom

Garlic-Strawberry Sauce

as a rival to Brings out the Flavour.

Because, garlic-strawberry sauce has quite a unique flavor of its own.

... eh? ... eh?

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Quagmire for "And Bull Story".

context?

[ReaperCharlie]

It's "Cock And Bull Story", but censored.

Ah.

[ReaperCharlie]

ITT Gandalf is even later to the punch than Vi.

Ouch.

[ReaperCharlie]

I'd rather see SK with the title

Queen of Blades

, actually.

[ReaperCharlie]

It's alright.

But titles that relate to the username are always sexy. Like Yaw and Yawesome, for instance.

[ReaperCharlie]

We need Oman to make a ruling, but I think everyone but RC likes BOTF...

No, I like it. I was just being facetious. Sorry.

[ReaperCharlie]

Well, I haven't seen HHGG for about 5 years, so I don't remember much of ZB. Only book I ever started was So Long... and Thanks For All The Fish, so I haven't read much either. I don't know that I could lend myself to having the title of "Zaphod Beeblebrox". If you wanted to give me "President of the Galaxy" I suppose I wouldn't object, though. I would still prefer "Dumbledore" though.

[ReaperCharlie]

Wait a sec. I just watched a video of the movie, and I forgot which guy Zaphod was. Man, he was that long, blonde-haired President bad@$$ that kidnaps himself and his brain runs on lemons!!! lmao! (In other words, I'm definitely more open to the title now, haha)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WbBmvBiSQ&NR=1

[ReaperCharlie]

That guy was pretty funny. I got a lot of lulz from watching that video I just posted.

[ReaperCharlie]

still

wholey

wholly underwhelmed by the Colour meme. Thanks Andrius.

Agreed! But it was funny within the purview of the sign-up thread. I was only responsible for 43% of its leakage elsewhere.

Now that SK's title is on him, I like it a lot more. A LOT more. Interesting, what being under his name does for the title's coolness.

And I suppose I support the Equinox title, if that's something she likes. It's not really something I would feel special about, though.

And as for "Dumbledore", it doesn't really say anything about how I'm a gay pedophile... it has a bit more to do with this:
http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p2314874 (claim part 1)
http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p2315554 (claim part 2)
http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p2417664 (endgame post)

'Twas the most epic win ever, if I may say so myself. Which I do.

Hey Andrius, why don't you like your coffee Black? Siriusly?

[ReaperCharlie]

'Twas the most epic win ever, if I may say so myself. Which I do.

Hoopla's win in "Bawhston" Brawl says otherwise.

Haha, oh yeah!!!

I stand corrected.

[ReaperCharlie]

But in seriousness, someone coming to the title thread and saying 'I've been here 6 months, title me now!' should not be given a title as a matter of policy. I'm pretty sure Oman would agree with me on this, even though we tend to disagree on his titling policy at times.

This. That's why I suggested what I did. I think everyone who comes in whining for a title should either not get one, or should get "Goon" or "Townsperson".

Second

[ReaperCharlie]

Trussssst me.

Kaa??

*stands and applaudes for Oman*

I must honestly say that Mith made an extremely wise move on making Oman title fairy. Just Bravo.

100% agreement and respect for both decisions, I see both of your points. Thumbs up, Oman.

rofl @ this.

Seriously guys. I agree with the decision too, but the number of blowjobs happening right now is... too much. Seriously, I think some of Oman's cum just flew past Robo's ear. And what is that splotch on your collar, DH? In other words:

Settle down, guys. Sheesh. You'll get your titles soon enough.




...or

will

you...?

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah, I guess so Oman. To be fair though, I posted Second on the Goon thing before I actually read the thread. All I had read was cow's post, and then I went back and read the thread. And then by that time I was too lazy to go back and change it.

I agree with you though.

[ReaperCharlie]

I don't like the alliteration with the two 'Special's, kind of like how Yaw and Yawsome is pretty boring.

Also, it's pretty long for a title. Shorter and more succinct is better imo.

[ReaperCharlie]

I literally

just

said that.

[ReaperCharlie]

Obviously

scum trying to claim town cred for something that doesn't really matter.

Vote: RC

[ReaperCharlie]

I don't need a title to feel special...

Nobody Special already took care of that.

[ReaperCharlie]

No, I am already the President of the Universe. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

[insert obligatory here]

[ReaperCharlie]

Well, it's not necessarily *bad*. I mean, c'mon. It's quite colloquial and I'm sure there are a lot of people out there that like it!

But it *is* against current TF policy, so we shouldn't be creating new ones like it. And how can you argue that it's not redundant.

lulz

[ReaperCharlie]

Neither of those is on the Titles list on the wiki - can you link me to where they were given?

lol, who updates

that?

fail.

[ReaperCharlie]

N'th Professor Paragon

Same. Unless of course Vi prefers something else.

[ReaperCharlie]

lol Ythan. No, you.

Mr. Rainbow Batman.

[ReaperCharlie]

I know you feel you need to

white knight

your other unicorn...people.

>.>

<.<

[ReaperCharlie]

Haha. Nah, shaft.ed.

as

(

s

)

toot

is kind of funny but honestly I prefer

Zaphod Beeblebrox

or

Dumbledore

.

Hmmm. I kinda like

Mistaken Secret

(or vv)

Identity

for dana... but the duality of the meaning feels like it kind of gets lost in the sauce.

We can do better.



In other news, I also want to nominate Vi as the best successor to the current Title Fairy.

_______________________________________________

(that is, once Oman gets "lost" after visiting America.... *sharpens knife*)

[ReaperCharlie]

Nah, I don't like asstoot. f*** you guys

And yes, SensFan. That's the reason. But also cause I did it with flair and got the perfect victory. But if you don't think it's worth it (as Vi said, people have gotten titles for much less), then w/e.

Still think "GD is my wingman" is good for Reck, even though it's technically not true any more. If anything, it should be even more nostalgic now, because it hearkens to times past, and the way things used to be, and all that. Should make Reck feel even more like he belongs. Changing it to 62 or any derivation vice GD will just seem tacked-on and lame.

[ReaperCharlie]

I am hoping if one ignores Ythan that he'll disappear.

*crosses fingers*

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Sotty 7 for

Mrs. Hogan

In Newbie 1029, one of the scum team members had this to say about her and Zorblag:

Also, I don't know if you realize it but Troll and Sotty are two of the strongest players on MS, I mean they are like Hulk Hogans -- a casual glance by both of them almost completely cracked this game for town.

Which is both funny and true. Plus everyone knows she married her husband because of pro wrestling.

While I can't exactly say myself whether that's true for sotty7 (being one of the strongest players on MS), I can however vouch for Troll's astuteness of mind and overall play, and to compare them one to another sounds interesting to say the least. I have heard only secondhand of how formidable a player sotty7 is, but if the part about marrying her husband because of pro wrestling is actually true, then I give this title a rousing

Second

.

[ReaperCharlie]

Also, will somebody please define "tech" as it is used here on mafiascum. Grazie

[ReaperCharlie]

[ReaperCharlie]

You would think that four or five posts would be sufficient for you to register your dislike of the title. But it's cool, keep going. Everyone is listening.

Welcome to the haystack

[ReaperCharlie]

... it just hit me.

Nominate Sotty7 for

That damn good.

Maybe I'm missing something here because I never enjoyed WWF or WCW or w/e, but what does that have to do with wrestling? Was that a particular dude's slogan? Cause if so, that sounds pretty good. And it's good that you got into this process. A colloquial title bestowed by a hubby probably has more chance of bringing warm fuzzies to sotty's dear sweet scumbag heart.

[ReaperCharlie]

It's a catchphrase HHH used in the attitude era.

But it's also extremely relevant to the general quality of Sotty's scum play...

Heck yeah, then!

xth/nth

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah, lol ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpSXE5_dqNI

But he was so big he couldn't always just crush people. He was a nice guy.
He let Wesley win, too, because as he himself said, he always strove to be:



RIP Andre

[ReaperCharlie]

And I don't suck at math FYI. I have an A+ in my AP BC Calc Class <_<

You all got fucking owned.

Are you being serious? I can't tell when you're being serious.

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate

Percy

for

Star-spawn of Cthulhu

(for the obvious Lovecraftian influence in his games, duh)

Something else similar to that would work just as well, but I thought that one sounded cool.

I just don't want it to end up being some backhack word like

Aligned Stars

or something.

[ReaperCharlie]

Hm. I like

Starspawn

... and/or something fh'tagn-y.

Not a Lovecraft reader myself, but it'd fit him to a T.

I could also go for...

Rainbow Robot Cthulhu

!!! <3

[ReaperCharlie]

<3 Vi

I knew you'd come around.

[ReaperCharlie]

Titles need to make sense to a majority of the populace.

No.

Rainbow Robot Cthulhu

is winning. This pleases me.

Yes.

[ReaperCharlie]

2nd Cthulu Cult Recruiter

That is bland.

[ReaperCharlie]

Nominate Porochaz for Internet Hate Machine

Obvious reasons are indeed obvious to anyone who has read his recent posts.

When I think of him, I think more of a drunken Aussie on the internet. And even though his posts are sometimes sharp, overall that title sounds a little too strong for him. If his posts were more consistently sharp and biting and witty and hateful, I'd like the title considerably more.

But as of now, I'm not feeling it in spades.

[ReaperCharlie]

this thread needs a large dosage of abuse of power

Yup. About half this thread should pretty much be deleted.

I agree that Prozac could have a better title than the anagram but I don't think Internet Hate Machine or anything similar is the way to go.

[ReaperCharlie]

I'm not on a high horse, nor in fact do I even own one. I'm agreeing with someone who made an asstoot statement.

Get off yours.

[ReaperCharlie]

You are free to take it to PM if you'd care to chat with me about something in particular.

Otherwise let's all take a hint and not clutter the thread with non-title-related discussion.