Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

Hoppster · Post Post #13 (isolation #0) » Mon May 02, 2011 2:35 am

Forum name:

Hoppster

Country name:

Zimbabwean Republic

Region:

Deimoska

Politics:

Right-Wing

Other info:

Everybody rides dinosaurs as a means of transport.

Hoppster · Post Post #19 (isolation #1) » Mon May 02, 2011 5:11 am

WOOOO

One spot left in the

AWESOME

REGION

!

Scratch that, we're full wooooooo.

Scratch that too, you're unfull.

Hoppster · Post Post #27 (isolation #2) » Mon May 02, 2011 7:39 am

Tragedy wrote:<3 HOPPSTER.

HOPPSTER, WE MUST ALLY AND DESTROY THE OTHER REGIONS OF DOM.

TOTEZ <3

Empking is cool though. Spare him (for the time being...

kekeke

)

Hoppster · Post Post #132 (isolation #3) » Sun May 08, 2011 2:12 am

Spend £1bn on general upkeep

Spend £1bn on National Propaganda (YOUR LEADER IS AWESOME, etc.)

Spend £4bn on an Armed Forces Recruitment/Training drive

Hoppster · Post Post #135 (isolation #4) » Sun May 08, 2011 2:22 am

Hoppster wrote:
Spend £1bn on general upkeep

Spend £1bn on National Propaganda (YOUR LEADER IS AWESOME, etc.)

Spend £4bn on an Armed Forces Recruitment/Training drive

Hoppster · Post Post #141 (isolation #5) » Sun May 08, 2011 6:08 am

chesskid3 wrote:
Chesstopia would like to ally with the Zimbabwean Republic

The Zimbabwean Republic accepts the invitation to ally with Chesstopia

Hoppster · Post Post #151 (isolation #6) » Sun May 08, 2011 8:51 am

Tragedy wrote:
N accepts the invitation to ally with Mistotopia.

N requests an alliance with Eternia, Zimbabwean Republic & Greater Walesia

The Zimbabwean Republic does not wish to be indirectly tied to Mistopia.

Hoppster · Post Post #248 (isolation #7) » Mon May 09, 2011 5:44 am

£1bn to general upkeep of the country

Hoppster · Post Post #265 (isolation #8) » Mon May 09, 2011 9:36 am

mallowgeno wrote:
Zimbabwean Republic a NAP

Accept

Hoppster · Post Post #269 (isolation #9) » Mon May 09, 2011 10:13 am

Tragedy wrote:What's NAP?

Non-Aggresion Pact.

Hoppster · Post Post #271 (isolation #10) » Mon May 09, 2011 10:30 am

Hoppster, Great Leader of the Zimbabwean Republic, wonders whether all citizens of Caledonia speak with one voice.

Hoppster · Post Post #276 (isolation #11) » Mon May 09, 2011 10:45 am

T-Bone wrote:Mod: Would it be possible for you to keep track of our funds with our country details?

+1

Hoppster · Post Post #350 (isolation #12) » Tue May 10, 2011 4:55 am

Name: Zimbabwean Republic
Politics: Right-wing
Population: 20,000,000
Money: £0

o.0

Out of interest, did I somehow spend exactly £10bn with my randomnly tossed around numbers, or did I overspend (in which case what did I overspend on)?

Hoppster · Post Post #409 (isolation #13) » Wed May 11, 2011 10:47 am

Hoppster wrote:
Name: Zimbabwean Republic
Politics: Right-wing
Population: 20,000,000
Money: £0

o.0

Out of interest, did I somehow spend exactly £10bn with my randomnly tossed around numbers, or did I overspend (in which case what did I overspend on)?

^

Hoppster · Post Post #455 (isolation #14) » Thu May 12, 2011 5:00 am

Hoppster wrote:
Hoppster wrote:
Name: Zimbabwean Republic
Politics: Right-wing
Population: 20,000,000
Money: £0

o.0

Out of interest, did I somehow spend exactly £10bn with my randomnly tossed around numbers, or did I overspend (in which case what did I overspend on)?

^

^

Hoppster · Post Post #483 (isolation #15) » Thu May 12, 2011 8:27 am

Tragedy wrote:I mean, what's with the votecount?

> Confused <

joke

/jōk/

Noun:

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

Hoppster · Post Post #585 (isolation #16) » Fri May 13, 2011 9:35 am

The Zimbabwean Republic accepts the proposal from Upper Dorsica on the condition that the Government of the Zimbabwean Republic is able to seize control of these buildings should any we have any suspicions arise surrounding these so-called buildings of 'charity and philosophy'.

chesskid3 wrote:Chesstopia will only accept the UN's call to all nations if Greater Walasia were to take Chairperson of the UN from Fallen Angels.

+1 for the Zimbabwean Republic.

Hoppster · Post Post #638 (isolation #17) » Mon May 16, 2011 7:00 am

£1bn to general upkeep
£5bn to mineral farming/development
£2bn to Armed Forces Training/Recruitment

Hoppster · Post Post #681 (isolation #18) » Tue May 17, 2011 10:39 am

Pass no new laws

'Cos I'm awesome.

Hoppster · Post Post #815 (isolation #19) » Sat May 21, 2011 10:37 am

Umm... join the UN?

Ani needs a sniper bullet to the brain.

Hoppster · Post Post #817 (isolation #20) » Sat May 21, 2011 10:38 am

Actually...

£1bn on training an elite Ninja Sniper squad

Hoppster · Post Post #821 (isolation #21) » Sat May 21, 2011 10:44 am

chesskid3 wrote:HOPPSTER ARE YOU IN FOR OPERATION FUCK YOU FALLEN ANGELS?

JOIN UN

OF COURSE

Hoppster · Tue May 24, 2011 10:19 am

Name: Zimbabwean Republic
Politics: Right-wing
Population: 20,011,000
Money: £22,000,000,000

Either HOLY CRAP I'M RICH or I swear this is wrong.

inspiratieloos wrote:You're forgetting something, but go ahead with that...

Hoppster, how much to buy one of your sniper ninjas?

I'm willing to rent out assassinations at £1bn a pop.

Further £5bn into improving/expanding elite ninja sniper squad.

£1bn to general upkeep.
£2bn to further training of (regular non-sniper-ninja) Armed Forces.
£1bn into mineral farming/development yadda yadda.

Gonna wait and see how much money I have before spending more.

Hoppster · Sat May 28, 2011 12:40 am

@ Mod: Is the OP accurate in how much monies I have left?

Hoppster · Sat May 28, 2011 11:07 pm

Damnit, did I miss the attack? >>

Hoppster · Post Post #1310 (isolation #25) » Mon May 30, 2011 6:36 am

£1bn into general upkeep
£2.5bn into further ehancement of Elite Ninja Snipers
£2.5bn into training and recruitment of soldiers in the Armed Forces
£3b into training a dedicated defence army

Hoppster · Mon May 30, 2011 10:26 am

izakthegoomba wrote:
Happy?

Hoppster · Post Post #1354 (isolation #27) » Tue May 31, 2011 6:18 am

IT'S OKAY

WE'LL GET THEM NEXT UPDATE

Hoppster · Post Post #1360 (isolation #28) » Tue May 31, 2011 6:49 am

chesskid3 wrote:YOU SENT MORE PEEPS TOO RIGHT?

Uhhhh

My extra troops/reinforcements are training. >>

Also, yeah, Elite Ninja Snipers (which are also in training) are only for use in subtle situations. Small groups of people.

£6bn into training more dedicated offensive troops

Hoppster · Post Post #1362 (isolation #29) » Tue May 31, 2011 8:08 am

^ Needs to be boldened?

Hoppster · Post Post #1364 (isolation #30) » Tue May 31, 2011 8:12 am

Eh, fair enough.

Hoppster · Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:22 am

izakthegoomba wrote:
The "NN" code means that that particular invention is about to turn evil, destroy you, your family, and everything you care about, burn your whole bloody nation to the ground, while singing in a disturbingly human voice. The only way to prevent this
fabulous
tragic event is to bind the liver of a cat around your throat, gouge your own eyes out, stand naked in a tank of piranhas, and pray to Satan.

This is a joke, right?

Just making sure my army doesn't, y'know...

£1bn into general upkeep

£3bn into concentrated research of how to make farming minerals more profitable

Hoppster · Post Post #1791 (isolation #32) » Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:00 am

So who are we all killing right now?

Hoppster · Post Post #1979 (isolation #33) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:32 am

Spend £1bn on general upkeep

Hoppster · Post Post #1980 (isolation #34) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:32 am

Spend £2bn farming minerals

Hoppster · Post Post #2124 (isolation #35) » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:40 am

Join the Belezan Convention

Purchase a £15 iTunes voucher and send it to Chesstopia as a birthday gift for chesskid

Hoppster · Post Post #2192 (isolation #36) » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:09 am

Send elite ninja sniper squad to assassinate Robotnick

Hoppster · Post Post #2296 (isolation #37) » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:55 am

£1bn on general upkeep

Hoppster · Post Post #2473 (isolation #38) » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:09 am

Mod: How much money does the Zimbabwean Republic have

(ie. is the OP accurate)

?

Hoppster · Post Post #2477 (isolation #39) » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:27 am

Send elite ninja snipers to assassinate mallowgeno before he can ragequit

Hoppster · Post Post #2485 (isolation #40) » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:41 am

Hoppster wrote:
Send elite ninja snipers to assassinate mallowgeno before he can ragequit

Recall elite ninja snipers

Hoppster · Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:32 am

£2bn on general upkeep

Hoppster · Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:07 am

Spend £1,499,999,985 on general upkeep.

Spend £20bn on fortifying Deimoska

Spend £14bn on constructing bomb shelters for Deimoska

Hoppster · Post Post #3048 (isolation #43) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:38 am

inspiratieloos wrote:T-Bone, could you please send some weapon inspectors to Tragedy and Hoppster?
Tragedy, could you please send some weapon inspectors to T-Bone and Hoppster?
Hoppster, could you please send some weapon inspectors to T-Bone and Tragedy?
Edit: and some to H'dam I guess...

This is a pathetically transparent attempt to stir trouble and divide Deimoska.

I pity you. You're so easy to see through that I imagine you spend a good deal of time being bumped into by random people on the street.

Hoppster · Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:27 am

Earlier, Hoppster (to inspiratieloos) wrote:This is a pathetically transparent attempt to stir trouble and divide Deimoska.

I pity you. You're so easy to see through that I imagine you spend a good deal of time being bumped into by random people on the street.

Tch. You denied it as well, but it becomes more obvious as time passes.

Hoppster · Post Post #3156 (isolation #45) » Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:05 am

£1bn into general upkeep etc.

Hoppster · Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:43 am

Bowser wrote:
Plague, mallow, Hoppster, JDGA, and SleepyKrew, answering the following question truthfully is REQUIRED HERE.

DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT, SEND THE LINK TO KIWIEAGLE. IF I FIND OUT YOU ARE LYING, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

Nope, not me.

kiwieagle wrote:
T-Bone wrote:I did it.

You did what?

I bet you really suck as scum.

To be honest I don't see the big deal anyway. It's just a QT.

Hoppster · Post Post #3387 (isolation #47) » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:28 pm

Tragedy wrote:
SleepyKrew wrote:Because the concept is good,
but the mod is bad.

That's when you should suggest things to the mod to start improving it, not be a dickwad.

<3

Send my elite ninja snipers to assassinate SleepyKrew

Hoppster · Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:29 am

I bet ani nuked himself.

Quite frankly, a nuclear fallout serves him right for nuking himself...

£2bn on general upkeep

Hoppster · Post Post #3713 (isolation #49) » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:21 am

Hoppster · Post Post #3714 (isolation #50) » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:21 am

FUCK BROWSER FAILURE

I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS SUBMIT, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED

£2bn on general upkeep

Hoppster · Post Post #3805 (isolation #51) » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:53 am

ohai

£2bn into general upkeep

Hoppster · Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:45 am

£2bn on general upkeep.

/weekly post

Hoppster · Post Post #4463 (isolation #53) » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:32 am

So, pending PM from izak - if I get a negative result then somebody can take my slot because I haven't been reading this thread for at least a month now.

>_>