Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

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Forum name: Zyrconium

Country name: Land of Ninja

Region: The Beleza

Politics: Left Wing

Other info: General aversion to multi-story buildings.

If I can pull of Commie ninjas will I be forgiven for choosing something as overdone as ninjas?

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I

think

that ice leaving opened up a sport there, if not I'll go where I'm put.

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T-Bone attempt to bomb mist with a REALLY big shoe. It successfully garners:

1 Kill!

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So, wonderful mod sir, how many Mondays to a generation(in the genetic sense)?

Also, if someone were to ask me immigration or justice policy, I could easily answer, any usefulness for this in thread?(will probably post immigration anyway for chuckles.)

And while we're here.

Spend £6B on jetpacks, single person, capable of running for 1 hour or more, capable of reaching commercial liner(which I don't think currently exist) flying heights.(suspect this involves thermal gear so the people don't die too. We'll make it a stylish black )

This is gonna take a while, but probably less time than my other immediate goal :p.

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Ok, since I'll likely be waiting a while on Jetpacks.

Accept invite to join the UN

£2B on general upkeep and improvements.
£2B on research into Oil harvesting.

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(What our dear chesskid is saying btw, is that be there a fascist attack on the UN, he is the head to cut off, incinerate, and bury)

&mallow, Dear Meran has decided you are his serfs.... he'll happilly protect you with anything up to(but not including) his life(which is unlikely to be the thing he values most either), assuming you don't annoy him.

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I think Tragedy is kinda hoping the Nuclear missiles backfire so badly it kills some of the neighboring nations too.

Accept Greater

Waleshiwa

Walesia's offer of kinship.

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We would also like to offer alliances to all other socialist nations: kiwieagle, Olynnia, Terroristopia

Feelin a little bit excluded here Occult .... perhaps this is down to

someone

having typo'd it as "Left Wing".... I'm quite certain that said

someone

is quite embarrassed right now.

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It's a Royal Airforce, they don't need guns or trained pilots, just needs to be enough of them to fly in a fancy formation(read: 3)

EDIT: Oh and

Accept Occult's alliance proposal

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Land of Ninja accepts Upper Dorsica's request

, but would like it to be known that none of my citizen's will be swayed by the empty promises of your religion.

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inspirate: -1 to -2 people, depending on whether we count Izak's replacement.

Legalise Poligamy and most other types of union

People can do what they like if it ain't hurting noone else.

Amend all religious connotations from the unions, making it a generally governmental affair.

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Invest 9 billion in education, as such:

6 billion in constructing new schools and repairing old ones

1 billion in books, payment for new teachers and whatnot

1 billion in organizing contests, olympiads, trips, experience exchanges etc.

1 billion in science/sport/art equipment

Everything else is invested in army

Passes law: new, age-concerning headline:

Age required to vote: 14
Age of consensual intercourse: 15
Age of marriage: 18, must have finished school
Age required for driving: 18
Age required for consuming legal drugs (cigarettes, alcohol, AND caffeine): 18
Age required for joining the army: 21
Age required for occupying a political position: 28

I like you, kid.

Passes law: new, age-concerning headline:

Age required to vote: Must have finished school, 17-18 average, earlier if exceptional.
Age of consensual intercourse: 15
Age of marriage: 22
Age required for driving: 16
Age required for consuming legal drugs (cigarettes, alcohol), other drugs available via prescription to anyone in a fairly lenient system: 60(old enough to start trying to kill yourself..... no offence :p)
Age required for joining the army: 21, earlier with parental consent.
Age required for occupying a political position: Whenever you learn how to talk, noting that I'll probably start mass genocide if a 3 year old is actually elected.

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Meran: your example is flawed because the punishment for accidentally killing someone with a car is SIGNIFICANTLY different from the punishment for intentionally killing someone with a car.

@CSL: I'm sure he'll have plenty of orphanages, after all, he'll be killing parents left right and center :p

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Oh god, those poor kids!

"It's not that your parents don't love you..... it's just that an entire country hates your guts.... commiserations and all."

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Kewl, Tragedy has guidelines for: "and now it's ok if you want to kill yourself" too

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Of course CSL..... I mean, assuming they don't need to buy food..... if they need food they may have SOME issues.... but how often is that likely to come up?... I mean, how important is food to the average person ANYWAY?

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And while we're on a roll, ani, can I take a guess at what you're "I'm allowed to take part in democracy" test might look like?

Which political party would you like to vote for:
1)Ani's party - this answer scores full points
2)A puppet of Ani's party - this one scores partial points, say 71% of them.
3-100)all of Ani's competitors - but these are just plain wrong.

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Killing Mist; and inspire's research team?

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Spend 1B on a standing army of 20.000 soldiers

Spend 1B on making fortifications around my borders

This.

Spend 1B on a standing army of 20.000 soldiers

Spend 1B on making fortifications around my borders, about a mile in from the borders themselves.

Spend 6B on border surveilance, preferably electronic, but something that can be got up fast in the meantime(i.e. an intricate system of tripwires, linked to a massive office filled with cans, with names on each of the cans for tripwires they're linked to)

Spend 2B on research into Sniper Rifles, and other long ranged weaponry(for the people patrolling my border as soon as they're done.)

Declare war on Mist

3B into reopening and sustaining and expanding my oilrigs.

3B into oil refining techniques.

Immigration Policy:Only people specifically headhunted by companies in my country, or relatives to people within my country are allowed in. Everyone can leave as desired, but will be given a form to ask them why.

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Oh god this is going to end badly.... I guess all we can hope is that Mist doesn't have enough Oil supplys to be worth killing, eh, chess?

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3B into reopening and sustaining and expanding my oilrigs.

3B into oil refining techniques.

If this hasn't taken effect yet, there are no problems, if it has, there be problems... so?

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Feh,

Ragequit!

Kinda gotten bored of this, and I get the impression I'm missing the point.