Cultural Revolution is Over!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky never learn how to read Chinese.

hehe Pooky Magical Bear,


Magical Bears don't read.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

And that response to the moderator totally doesn't count as my first post,

cuz that's just a side conversation between Pooky the Magical Bear and the Mod,

here's PookyPeasant's real first post:

Smash the capitalist roaders!
Smash the capitalist roaders!
Smash the capitalist roaders!
Smash the capitalist roaders!
Smash the capitalist roaders!

There we go!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote The Unwritten

For lying, cheating, degradation of moral character, the abuse of his state office, hampering the people's glorious revolution, causing untold suffering to millions of his countrymen, shaming his family, bringing disgrace to our great nation and slandering the name of our Great Leader!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Comrades! I have shocking news! It appears evident that one whom we have trusted among us has been a capitalist pig dog agent provocateur all this time.

I speak of none other than the student Hop Shui.

During the Great Leap Forward (1958-1962), the People suffered massively from Mao’s absurd, senseless, scientifically bankrupt projects. He commanded the digging of 4 feet deep trenches between rows of rice in fields, which was hugely labor-intensive, only for the peasants to find out that no rice could grow in the poor mineral soil found at this depth especially with excessive drainage. The labor was performed by peasants, as well as city dwellers (intellectuals) forcibly relocated to the countryside for this purpose. Whatever rice grew despite all this was left to rot the fields. What??? That’s right, Mao decided that China’s steel production had to be greatly increased, so he had everyone melt every piece of metal they owned instead of harvesting the crop. Then Mao blamed the sparrows for eating the rice, so that everyone was busy chasing and killing sparrows. Without the sparrows to eat them, the insects multiplied to eat every grain and seed.

Disease, death, starvation, despair ensued in all of China. Perhaps as many as 60 million people died. Yet the People had to pretend to be content and well-fed; to do otherwise meant execution.

One man, and one man alone was brave enough to stand up to Mao, and criticize him openly, if meekly by most standards (1959). This man was a believer in the Communist ideals, a brave and principled man. He was Marshall Peng Dehuai. He was, not surprisingly, fired from his post.

After the Great Leap Forward debacle, the Communist Party commissioned an opera to ridicule the old days of the Emperors. This opera was called “Hai Rui dismissed from office” about a man who suffered for criticizing the Emperor.

And that got Mao really, really mad. Mao realized that the opera had become wildly popular because the People enjoyed it in the secret of their hearts as a glorification of their hero, Peng Dehuai, for daring to stand up to him.

In 1963-1960, the dire conditions the People were living under were compounded by bad weather and natural disasters. Now, another man very high up and close to Mao, Liu Shaoqi, quietly started to end Mao’s crazy policies, and bring some relief to the People’s misery. Now, Liu was becoming a hero too...

That did not sit well with the Great Helmsman. Something had to be done.

Purges. Public humiliations. Executions. Jail sentences. Harassment. Thuggery. Brainwashing. Anarchy. Destruction. Mayhem. Theft. Betrayals.

Orchestrated by the Maoists: Mao’s bitter and paranoid fourth wife Jiang Qing, and Mao’s #2 man Lin Biao, who intensified the personality cult propaganda, the Cultural Revolution fired up teenagers to destroy the world and punish their elders. Teachers made to grovel to the students... schools were closed... and the youth given orders to steal and kill.

These capitalist lies spread by this toadie of the Western Capitalist Pig Dogs threaten to undermine the security of our glorious revolution and seek to stir unrest among the people of our fair society!

How can we allow such capitalist propaganda within the great glorious revolution? How can we allow this traitor who is less than the shadow of a maggot to fester among us and spread his villainous slander in his attempt to disgrace the good name of our leader? Can we call ourselves men if we were to allow this scumbag any more time to besmirch to reputation of our great nation and her glorious leader?

There must be an action, a glorious new reveille to lead forth the ranks of the people against filthy lies of the Western Pig-Dogs!

unvote

vote Hop Shui

For slander against the State and the Glorious Leader,
For conspiracy with the Western Pig-Dogs to enthrall the Chinese people to the whims of American Capitalism,
For betraying his countrymen and his nation,
For blatantly ignoring various rules of the space time continuum in his philandering through time periods,
and for not giving Pooky any superduper powerful daykilling abilities which would've been frigging sweet.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

So my vote on you doesn't work?

No lynching the moderator in this game?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

A thousand apologies for not paying attention, the recent spat seems interesting.

vote CES

because I sympathize with Bacde.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

cuz the bad guys know where not to shoot now?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote Tamuz

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ROFL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote Y

anything with a BJ lynch after it must be good

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unvote

vote pug

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote BJ

You're not a mason this time right?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Hell Yea Glork got my back!!

unvote

vote SOS

*high fives Glork*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how do you know if the recruitee can say no?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unvote

vote BJ

Pummel Pummel!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

well u did put me on "The List"

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

1. Cogito Ergo Sum
2. TSAGod
3. Thok
4. Twomz *
5. chamber
6. Coron
7.Glork
8. Y
9. PookyTheMagicalBear*
10. SOS
11. LoudMouthLee
12. Vismaior
13. BabyJesus
14. Yosarian2
15. Tamuz
16. igota75
17. Vaughn
18. feuerdrache
19. Bacde
20. mystery meat of doom
21. Shamrock

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote Y

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you won't call them out why?

do you not want to give the town information?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm not scum and I have not received any mention of being tortured by the moderator.

BJ is being stupid again.

Why is Y still alive?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yea, it's always the smug scumbag who just killed some1 that mentions first thing in the morning how terrible it was that the town lost so and so power role.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote BJ

he must think I'm scum because of my impeccable voting record so far.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

does that mean if some1 unvotes viper we get a triple lynch?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE BJ

can we lynch him now plz?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wtf

I'm not recruited

and I can too talk to you at night.

You didn't get my message?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that's wierd .

ask the mod if i'm the impressionable youth.

sides both recruiters dead alrdy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unvote

vote Yosarian

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Technical difficulties Tamuz >.<