Survivor: Botswana - Conclusion

[gandalf5166]

Magnetic was the alt of parknourie, who was banned. So you might want to find a replacement >.>

[gandalf5166]

HEY HASCHEL
I'M CHOOSING TAKE SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CHOOSE GIVE CUZ YOU'RE NOT GETTING IMMUNITY EITHER WAY

Same for TBO. If you give me immunity, I will tell my alliance not to vote for you at the next TC.

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And of course, TBO, if you DONT give me immunity, you will be the first person voted off.

I'm going to miss being able to make baseless threats with my role. It always made it a lot easier to get people to do stuff without revealing a lot.

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I doubt it. I don't see why two would give.

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@Chevre: Can you put up a list of exactly who DOESNT have immunity?

My two votes are for RECK and chess.

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Okay, I'll pick Mist7676 and animorpherv1

For the numbers

Yay, you successfully picked the two players GUARANTEED to be the most useless. I are disappoint.

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I'm in Texas

Dear, Texas has a HORRIBLE education system. Like seriously, it's the worst. I know some REALLY fucking stupid people who are head of their class and claim they go to VERY highly ranked schools. Take shotty for example(although keep in mind that he IS smarter IRL than on here).

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I am smarter IRL also

Oh, he's not that much smarter: He really does lack intuition, social skills, spelling skills, and like on the site, he often holds different beliefs simply so that he can be different. He's just smarter in other areas(he's really good at math, visualization, and critical thinking). Meanwhile, you seem to lack skills in pretty much all areas, so. I doubt you just come on to the site and act stupid for the hell of it. I do that, but only because so much is expected of me in other parts of my life(and people still don't think I'm THAT stupid). I doubt that your 8th grade public school education places the same demands on you.

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Who

I'm not sure I should reveal that quite yet. That could be valuable information later on.

Whoever it is betrayed me by not voting with me, though, so I will NOT be listening to them from here on out.

You don't actually know that. Remember, not ALL of the votes were revealed.

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I have A+ in all of my subjects. I'm good in Math, Reading, Science, Social Studies, and Writing. I just lack social skills, and I Act before I think. I dont just come to be stupid.

Oh, looking at this, I can tell you have terrific English skills, so I totally believe you. HINT: Middle school is criminally easy. I know this because I've helped middle-schoolers with their homework since I was 7 years old. They all made A's on the homework I helped them with.

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I ROCKED FACES THIS CHALLENGE

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I suggest Zyrc.

[gandalf5166]

I JUST DO IT IN AN ENDEARING WAY

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Lol, someone voted for PEG >.>

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I think that the way the tribes were made was a little unfair. For the most part, all the weak players ended up on Ntsho.

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All the nice players ended up on Ntsho
Selfish on Talsa

This is true. But lets face it: You gave because you were trying for an alliance, and because you're naive enough to think that people will ally with you because you were nice to them. The person you were trying to ally with ended up on the other tribe. Now, how's that working out for you? It's fine that you're all singing Kumbaya around the fire for now, but once all the lurkers are gone, you're going to have to vote SOMEBODY out. That's the cost of "tribe unity". You never know if it's going to be you next. Because believe me, our tribe may have infighting, but we're still going to be able to win challenges just as well. Meanwhile, your tribe is going to be screwed as soon as you have to start voting off the people who are actually playing, because nobody will be able to decide who to vote off without pissing off everybody else.

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Lol no one wants to vote out chess(I mean, a majority of the people on the tribe voted to bring him over, for chrissake). Except for Zyrc. Zyrc is actually oddly desperate to get chess voted out.

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The mod has already acknowledged that replacements aren't happening. She COULD be nice and just tell you what his favorite word was.

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MY WORD WAS INDUBITABLY

ITS SO FUCKING FUN TO SAY

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[gandalf5166]

Scumday, actually. And I wouldn't have noticed had you not mentioned it, so thanks. ^.^

[gandalf5166]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

SOMEBODIES TRIBE COMPLETELY LACKS ANY AND ALL ORGANIZATION

[gandalf5166]

FUCK THIS

LOT THREE IS A LOAD OF FUCKING BULL

[gandalf5166]

The key is to make alliances in the early game when you can talk to everybody. Then you have alliances on both tribes. Common sense is tech.

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says gandalf the "I'm in 4 seperate F4 alliances"

LIES

Only one of my alliances has a strict final four tag attached to it. Plus several of my allies have died.

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[gandalf5166] catches a mongoose and puts it in the [NTSHO] cage.
The [NTSHO] cage now contains [04] mongooses.

[gandalf5166]

@mod: What if one of our members does not have his/her age listed on their profile?

We sent in our ages with our applications. So she still knows.

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Gandalf5166 catches a mongoose and puts it in the NTSHO cage.
The NTSHO cage now contains 7 mongooses.

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Gandalf catches a mongoose and puts it in the NTSHO cage.
The NTSHO cage now contains 10 mongooses.

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gandalf5166 adds 1 mongooses to the NTSHO cage
Which makes [03] mongooses.

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Gandalf adds 1 mongooses to the NTSHO cage
Which makes [03] mongooses

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Gandalf adds 1 mongoose to the NTSHO cage.
Which makes [05] mongooses.

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Gandalf adds 1 mongoose to the NTSHO cage.
Which makes [13] mongooses.

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Gandalf adds 1 mongoose to the NTSHO cage.

Which makes 16 mongooses.

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Gandalf added 1 mongoose to the NTSHO cage.
Which now contains 20 mongooses.

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Gandalf adds 1 mongoose to the NTSHO cage.

Which makes 22 mongooses.

[gandalf5166]

Lolsomeonewastedtheiridol

[gandalf5166]

DAMMIT

SERIOUSLY

FUCKING LOWELL LIVED OVER ZYRC?

[gandalf5166]

You will abide by your face

OH SNAP

[gandalf5166]

I forfeit

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I know what I did and I didn't mean it to be harmful. I thoughght I was actually helping my team.

This is hardly the first time you've been insufferable.

[gandalf5166]

Mist's vote never even got counted ^_^

Then who voted for Hasch?

[gandalf5166]

Gandalf sets the ball?

[gandalf5166]

Wait... I was late.

So it should be you serving right now. If you want, of course.

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Oh, after pass the SAME team sets or spikes it.

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Gandalf blocks the ball

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Yeah, pretty much. That said, the tribes got rigged >.>

Our tribe rocks the other tribe's face.

[gandalf5166]

Parents, teachers, auts, uncles, others the list is enormous of adults I know.

still haven't gotten over how hilarious this sentence is

IKNORITE

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Especially the AWSUM grammar skills.

[gandalf5166]

By 2:30 tomorrow, it's entirely possible I'll already be stoned out of my mind, so no thanks.

[gandalf5166]

Oh, I forgot about the tribe shuffle meaning that I'm on Tala now.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[gandalf5166]

I figure it's too late to fix it now

[gandalf5166]

OUR TRIBE FUCKING ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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LA until the 13th.......

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I don't know what's going on and with the amount of access I have right now, I probably wouldn't be able to get moves in before TBO anyways, so I'm just going to let him handle it. I hope no one has a problem with that?

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What do you mean deal with me? I've been extremely helpful in the past, I sat out this challenge because I've been extremely busy and despite TBO's horrific activity levels, mine would have been worse anyways. I also figured that it wasn't worth learning the rules when you were pretty close to to finishing anyways. If its a problem, sure I'll do it.

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STOP THE WILDEBEEST

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I don't get it. Can you send us our hand?

[gandalf5166]

Discard Q of Spades?

I don't think we can stop until next turn.

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Draw

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Discard 7H

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Draw

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Discard 7 of diamonds

[gandalf5166]

BITCH

GOT

OWNED

I probably would have stopped earlier, but I didn't know what was actually in my hand as Chevre sent me three cards when I knew I had four in my hand.......... So I just kept discarding the one that wasn't clubs >.>

[gandalf5166]

Who is still alive on our tribe? Is drench the only one dead? Or did we vote of LLD too?

[gandalf5166]

Okay, I know the answer now. I looked back at the challenge where we had to guess the votes to see.

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Oh shit. I used the tribes in the first post...... I accidentally sent a pm to a member of the opposite tribe. That said, this is a lot easier.

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REVEREND GREEN

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Well shit, it was an hour long challenge on a freaking Monday. You said it wouldn't have to be live............ How is a crossword that can't be completed without every member of the tribe not live?

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It'll be of great benefit to be on at approximately 12:00pm U.S. Central Time tomorrow. In fact it's almost live; but a fast puzzler could overcome a time disadvantage.

Actually, this description is EXACTLY what the challenge was.

Nope. No amount of fast puzzling would help me with the fact that the challenge was over in an hour.

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John

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Is there any kind of penalty for a wrong answer?

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John Raymond?

Mine was close enough >.>

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Over 18,000 degrees F.

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Apparently, there's no thread for it.

Yah.

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I don't get it. How is it replacing anything?

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HEEHEHEHAHAHEAHAEHAEAHEHAHEAHHAHA

I CHOSE CORRECTLY

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HEEHEHEHAHAHEAHAEHAEAHEHAHEAHHAHA

I CHOSE CORRECTLY

I was trying to find out which of you would be most likely to turn on me. Based on the only vote that showed up that wasn't for JDGA being for me, I am assuming I chose correctly.

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werewolf555 - lol lurker
chesskid3 - Sorry. Wasn't my decision to vote you out.
Magnetic - lolsillycheater
Drench - I don't remember you either.
Lady Lambdadelta - loluwereoneofthepeopleididntrealizeiwasalliedwith
JDGA - Sorry man. Distrust breeds distrust.
Lowell - I am glad you survived for so long. I hate when people get voted off due to past history.... Almost as much as I hate anonymous survivors.
animorpherv1 - I lol'd when I found out I had apparently been allied with you the whole game halfway through the game. I'm sorry I had to vote you out. I blame JDGA >.>
Mist7676 - loludunfuckedup
robotnick2 - I thank you for giving up stupid amounts of things during that one challenge. I sort of manipulated you there, because after that there was no way you were going to win o.O
ZazieR - Zazie I don't think you ever posted. lolyougoteliminatedbeforetheguywhogotsitebanned
cjdrum - I just remember you being a pain in the butt.
PEG - I forgot you were in this game. I ISO'd you and found out you weren't really.
Zyrconium - I don't remember you either. I vaguely remember some drama between you and Reck. I also remember finding out I had been allied with you after you died. That was funny.
haschel cedricson - I don't remember you either. I think I was forced to eliminate you out of self-preservation. I'm sorry for that.
mallowgeno - Mallow, you didn't do much. Most useless ally ever.

[gandalf5166]

You were in the alliance with ani that I found out about halfway through the game but had apparently been a part of since the start, along with Zyrc.

[gandalf5166]

You were in the alliance with ani that I found out about halfway through the game but had apparently been a part of since the start, along with Zyrc.

And LLD.

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So good to know in advance that tragedy is guaranteed to win this challenge.

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gandalf, I'd give Reck a fair shot at this. Tragedy is on LA. Reck could easily post once an hour for like 6+ hours straight if he tried.

Only tragedy is from Australia, and for us this challenge starts at 10pm(11 for Reck, actually). So, night without sleep or immunity?

[gandalf5166]

The castaway which hangs on for the longest amount of time will win Immunity.
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Oh shit, THIS is the part I misunderstood. I thought it was the last person still hanging on.

[gandalf5166]

Well, I'm going to bed early tonight >.>

[gandalf5166]

I have another advantage by waiting: I know how long I need to hold on to win.

[gandalf5166]

Gandalf holds on

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No I didn't.

Gandalf holds on

That last one covered from 10:10 to 11:10.

[gandalf5166]

xRECKONERx hangs on.

So I'm guessing this counts for 12:28-13:28, so my next one has to be between 13:28-14:28?

yessir.

[gandalf5166]

Chevre, does the timeframe continue?

Or is my new one at :51 instead of :28?

Can Chevre answer THIS question though?

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So if I'm interpreting that correctly, will I be able to post in 2 minutes? Or will I have to wait until 12:27?

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Gandalf holds on

Let me know if that's invalid.

[gandalf5166]

Oh, never mind, looking at Reck's question vs. Chevre's response it makes sense. So my next one is at 1:10.

[gandalf5166]

Gandalf hangs on

See ya in 30.

[gandalf5166]

Gandalf hangs on

This requires you to pay a lot less attention than I would have thought.

[gandalf5166]

Chevre: what would happen in the case of a tie?

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Gandalf hangs on

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Dammit all to hell, I forgot about this during rehearsal. It's already over though, right? I could have done it. I had it figured out, I would have had to stay in until 8.

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Oh, I forgot TBO is still in this.

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Sounds good to me. Strategically, it makes more sense to leave him alive since he's guaranteed not to win immunity next round, but yeah, the final three should be people who actually, you know, played the game.

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You know that this was the last immunity challenge, then there's jury, right?
Feel free to convince me to bitch with the votes.

No, Chevre specifically said that this was NOT the last immunity challenge.

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I JUST WANT TO WIN ALREADY

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Keep Reck, eliminate Tragedy, etc.

I'm assuming that at this point I don't need to PM you?

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Well, I'm going to be honest: I've been a crafty, and in some cases, straight up backstabbing, conniving, son of a bitch this game. That said, I am just as surprised as Reck that I got this far, although I think a little more justifiably. I was worried about getting voted out early, and so I made WAY too many alliances, and so eventually I had to pick and choose which ones to stick through to the end on. In fact, IIRC, I have been allied with every single member of the jury, and I contributed to voting several of you out. Honestly, I didn't think I would make it far enough to have to make those kind of decisions. I just wanted to survive long enough to make an impact. I still don't really expect to win, especially considering that I've backstabbed literally every one of you. So I'm just going to be perfectly honest.

Ani: I don't have much to say to you, because we weren't very strongly linked and you got voted off before the hiatus so I don't remember you in the game all that clearly. I do remember the Wildebeest game, and I feel a little like I cheated, because I literally won by accident. I didn't even realize I had a near-winning hand, although granted, that was partially Chevre's fault. So, a tip of the hat to you. If my luck had gone a little different it might be you up here with Reck.

Chess: This was one of those things where I had to choose between alliances. I don't know why I chose JDGA, especially considering you were the last person left from the only alliance I had that had actually said the words "Final Four". IIRC, this whole segment happened while I was in Colorado being the most depressed I've been in my entire life, so I'm just gonna chalk it up to erratic behavior. Sorry.

JDGA: IIRC, I voted you out because Reck told me I should. He didn't explain why, but I trusted him and whadda you know. Sorry, but really, you shouldn't go for the guy who's allied with everyone in the game unless you're sure you've got support.

LLD: I don't remember a lot about you. Sounds bad but it's the truth.

TBO: While you were inactive, and yeah, we got rid of you because we thought you were really just bad for the competition..... Thanks for covering for me on the Wildebeest challenge. That was on the aforementioned Colorado trip, and I really just wasn't up to it. Sorry you had trouble keeping up with the pace.

Tragedy: The choice between you and Reck was harder than I tried to pass it off as. But eventually I stopped thinking about what would be the best matchup for me and who I felt was the stronger player and debating between who would garner more jury votes and realized Reck has been a great ally throughout this game, and I would feel like a douche giving him the boot at this point. You understand.

So yeah. That's how it is.

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I forgot to add: This has been an incredible game, and I have to say thanks to Chevre for hosting it, and for managing to keep it going despite the fact that sometimes real life is just a bitch. It's been entirely too much fun.

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Gandalf, how Many ways is it possible for me to tell you you're not getting my vote? :3

Like I said, I don't really expect it. I wasn't playing expecting to make it this far, so my play isn't something I really expect to see many votes for.

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Bullshit. I tracked Reck to tragedy the night before last, and he died yesterday with only one vote. Clearly Reck is some kind of executioner role.

[gandalf5166]

Never seen a town executioner. The closest thing I've seen is my role in Olympus. And plus, Reck had never expressed any suspicion of tragedy.

[gandalf5166]

Forgot to mention that even though Reck has claimed and reclaimed, he makes no mention of any executioner powers. I suggest you all vote for me and then when I flip town you can Lynch Reck next.

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Tragedy: The choice between you and Reck was harder than I tried to pass it off as. But eventually I stopped thinking about what would be the best matchup for me and who I felt was the stronger player and debating between who would garner more jury votes and realized Reck has been a great ally throughout this game, and I would feel like a douche giving him the boot at this point. You understand.

Lies.

You might have noticed that my like/dislike of you wasn't a factor. I was just thinking in terms of who I'd be more likely to win against.

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Reck, I wish we had been in a fire and ice game where I was ice mafia and use it as proof that I was cooler than you.

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What is up with those avatar anyways? What are they?