Monkey Island Mafia - Day one

[Quailman]

Iwill return to my original candidate:

unvote: Pim; vote: Dragon Slayer

If you're lying, Pim, I must say that soup kitchen bit was really good.

[Totem]

Well. Wel. Another monkey? I repeat what I said before

Claiming to be the monkey is sure the safest claim on Monkey Island - there's got to be at least one monkey there

Is half the town monkeys? Or maybe monkeys are masons? or mafia?
We know LeChuk is here - was he in any connection with anyone besides pirates?
Just for the record. I am NOT a monkey. Although my role is somehow strange.

Unvote: Pim Vote: Cuban Smoker

If he turns out to be one too ...

ps. Yes it's 04:30 in Europe, I just came back from little extra work (yay 50zl extra)

[Antrax]

There aren't THAT many monkey roles in the games; Timmy and the Three-Headed Monkey are not related.
Antrax

[Pim]

The soup kitchen wasn't even the high point of the night. While I was waiting for my ride, I met Jeff, who lives at the Y, holds a batchelor's in English and Economics, and recently kicked the ten year drug habit that brought about his homelessness. Besides from being the coolest person ever to approach me in the street, Jeff was really nice. Seriously, volunteering kicks ass.

As for monkeys, I don't think there are any other three headed ones. I'm tempted to dare anyone else to make the same claim and see what the resultant cop investigations (or lynchings) reveal, since I figure at least one of us would be scum.

Of course, no scum would make a claim that has a 50% chance of bringing about his own lynching, so that tactic wouldn't do much more than flush out another townie, something I'd rather not do.

[Antrax]

flush out another townie? Mouth slip saying you're mafia, or just weird thinking? If you're indeed the three-headed monkey, nobody's going to dispute it, so why do you expect a townie to come out claiming that?
~confused~
The

**** FINGER OF SUSPICION ****

points at Pim, anyhow.
Antrax

[Gaspode]

vote: DS

for being a heartless [insert favorite not-nice-guy word here]. I mean, the guy was at a soup kitchen, come on! Also, you were a bit eager to vote. It's not like Pim was going to be away for a week; he said he'd be back that night.

[Pim]

No slip. I say "flushed out" because Timmy and I now make good targets for mafia since outed townies aren't as likely to be lynched as suspicious ones. We're like deer, stunned in the headlights of a wicked SUV. Except we're monkeys and the SUV is a fat guy whose name is always predicated with the sobriquet "Big". And instead of runnning us over, he's going to pistol-whip us and throw us in the East River.

I've got no defense against weird thinking.

As for anyone disputing my role, given the near critical lynch vote, a naysayer or two isn't an unreasonable concern, and there is precedent (Improbable Role). Plus, though I doubt anyone else is a three headed monkey, Sweet Lady Irony has burned me. After my proclaimations that there is no other THM, what a twist it would be for someone name me scum while claiming to be the real THM.

Oh, happy belated St. Patrick's day. Oook.

[Pim]

Double post to say that should either be "preceded by," not "predicated with." Whew. That satisfies my OCD.

Tony Big just didn't have the same ring to it.

[cuban smoker]

Vote: Dragon Slayer

as I don't want to be the next victim of the first-day-monkey-thrown-feces.

[Totem]

Unvote: Cuban Smoker Vote: Dragon Slayer

4 in the morning mixup. That's what I wanted to do.
Waiting for next monkey.