Dance of the Title Fairy

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Or you could combine that with the other one and make it something like "Not Flashy Enough Yet" or "Too Flashy For This Title"

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"Great Flashes of Fire" for MBF is hereby firsted.

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Yosarian2 should be either "(shrug)" (because that's how he says it), or "Sir Shrugs-a-lot", IMHO.

AniX should be "Scully is Cool", maybe, just to annoy him back.

I still like "Great Flashes of Fire" better than "Flashy", but if it doesn't have as much popular support...

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"Scully is Lukewarm", then.

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Maybe Goofball should have "doesn't know" or "didn't know", a la The Shadow.

Nominate PetroleumJelly for "Captain Thirteenthly", for actually using that word and being one out of very few people who can make it sound natural. Or maybe "The Flapdoodle Dude" or "Flapdoodlical Rampage".

Nominate Glork for "Glorkaholic" or "The Glorking King".

Nominate Thok for "Borkaholic".

Nominating Turbovolver for "Malcoholic" would probably be stretching it.

I also think Spork76 should have a new title, but unfortunately I can't think of any.

Nominate LoudmouthLee for Forgot to lick the preview button or Pope of Poop for his last words and his restriction in Verbose. Or on second thought, maybe not.

Continuing in the "titles people wouldn't want" theme, nominate AniX for any of: "Never Panics", "The Hills are alive with the Sound of UPick", "Stupick Numbscull", "Shut Upick"

(these are all intended in good fun rather than as put-downs or anything)

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(I don't get the "Never Panics" thing. Explain?)

It was intended to be a rhyming slogan, but maybe it doesn't actually rhyme.

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Another Verbose nomination: Werebear for "Devil's Advocate" (for vigorously attacking the Satanists when almost everyone else disagreed with him).

(maybe I should stop nominating people who already have titles)