Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[chesskid3]

CHESSKID

[chesskid3]

Chesskid, while kiwieagle has (apparently) a legitimate reason for continuing to post, you don't.
To that end, I am fully justified when I say this.

GTFO

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someone arm my citizens, it's time for an asswhooping

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can you arm them with some cliches too?
Like "The pen is mightier than the sword" kind of shit?

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So anyone who wants to ignite a revolution in Chesstopia will be greatly rewarded by the new Chesstopian government

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Also we would be far more internally focused, except to defend allies, and the rest of the world need not fear us, lest they wrong us.

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because izak is a dumbass and won't let me control Chesskid XXXVIIII unless he is in control of chesstopia?

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Also because the instant I get control of chesstopia, Chesstopia is seceeding from the Suvonian Union.

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no.
You get out now or my people drive you out.

This is not a yard sale where you can come in and take what you want.

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Astariel II is the best you're getting.

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Actually, this is clearly a FOREIGN INVASION under the rules of the UN.

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Oh? the person in charge? wasn't aware there were chesstopian elections bro.
You summoned all possible leaders of chesstopia and exerted FOREIGN influence and INVADED my country.

Chesskid supporters were easily electing Chesskid's Cousin until a foreign influence messed with Chesstopia.

Get. Out. Of. My. Country.

Also my army is not in chesstopia, or there would be no other people in chesstopia.

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yeah.
So anyone who wants to help overthrow the invasion will be cherished friends of the rightfully restored Chesstopian government etc etc.
Also if he steals my citizens Chesstopia will go to war.

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RIOTTTTTTTTTTTT

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yawn why no updates about chesstopia

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fuck demoskia.
i lost 300k troops in that shit

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riot even harder at the tearing down of our nations SYMBOL

seriously WHAT THE FUCK IZAK

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reinstate ALL the missile silos man.

re-erect the middle finger.

Rule Chesstopia as CHESSKID did. Be firm but fair.

Destroy any and all who cross you.

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i was autolossed by the most retarded bullshit in history by izzak the worst mod in history

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Speak at riot. Tell citizens that Chesskid XVII has entered negotiations with SPOTTY, and that further protests should be postponed until further word is given.
If this is a trap, my most loyal subjects already shelter the late Lord Chesskid II (Bulbasaur rest his soul) infant son, and in time, TAKE BACK THE COUNTRY AND RESTORE HIM TO HIS THRONE.

If this is not, disregard

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Rename Chesstopia/WertoNga to CHESSWERTOGIA

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done

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are you claiming to be the one who assassinated my glorious uncle?

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He may have had his flaws, but he was a great leader of Chesstopia, and his murder was an evil that will be paid back tenfold should the culprit ever be found.

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Then what are you claiming you "TOLD YOU SO" about, mr. leader of Margaritaville?

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What is dead may never die

but rises again, harder and stronger

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feel better dude

[chesskid3]

IS THIS FOR REAL?

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except you can't invade fucking chesstopia to do it. Seizing a foreign leader gives me power in his absence as well.

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Accept

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Rename country Chesstopia

etc etc lets get back to our roots people.

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However Chesstopia will not be picking fights with anyone unless offended, we are staying neutral in all world conflicts.
We have to see to our damaged economy after the heinous murder of the great CHESSKID II

[chesskid3]

lolnope

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If you attack me in any way though you get a much smaller population.

But seriously, Chesstopia hasn't STARTED shit in awhile, and will not do so in the future.

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mhm. and I'm proud of that.

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undo the cutting of # of missiles, if possible

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Chesstopia will sign an NAP with Caledonia, but we cannot resume our alliance until we know for sure whether or not the bird flu was your creation. 15 million Chesstopian and Ethernians died to that.

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NAP to theplague

Agree to higher with CSL. Whatcha thinkin?

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K.

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Send a bald dwarf to offer the Suvonian Union an alliance

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whats the status of the transportation system throughout suvonia?

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also I want my statue of CHESSKID II pelvic thrusting.

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Uh no. Maybe you did. Chesstopia lost 300k total for the response to Tragedy, but that's already been removed.

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oh. I see. I thought you meant we should hve less.
Yeah I dunno. I know what i have right now is a min of what i had not sure though

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lol drama

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SHOOT A MISSILE AT THE SATELLITE

loljk

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Rotate middle finger to point in between Drench and Blackberry

wheeeee

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rotate middle finger to point at DRENCH

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fire a missile from my finger at Drench's finger

loljk

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Chesstopia is not that fascist bro/

[chesskid3]

$3 on a big mac

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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IM IN CONTROL OF CHESSTOPIA ATM

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YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE T-BONE IS DEAD

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lolno

[chesskid3]

there is no magrathea

just
steamingpileofruin

[chesskid3]

k now there is no magrathea

[chesskid3]

Robotnick2, Foolish Nuke-wielding Mass Murderer, was blown up Day 316

FTFY

FTFY

[chesskid3]

why would he want to commit suicide

[chesskid3]

ABANDON SHIP

REVEAL SECRETS

ETC ETC

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CHESSTOPIA HAS ONLY ONE RULE MAN


DONT FUCK WITH CHESSTOPIA

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and chess

I'm worried by this.

GG NIGGA I WIN

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#FAKEOWNDEATH
???
PROFIT

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I mean I knew Notch was Inspire from a long time ago

but he does know how CHESSKID would act so

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Thanks for running it, izak.

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Inspire told me lol.


I am still slightly irked my missile barrage of the Suvonian Union with my super duper awesome missiles didn't fuck shit up more...didn't even really phase him

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the thing is CHesstopia alone could have shat upon the GU

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lulz defenses

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also I don't approve of autolossing people

well

#everyone has to spend on counterintelligence i guess

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why were we always enemies robotnick

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Except that even a modest amount of money spent on defenses prevented it from being an AUTOloss.
like it hurt bad
but it wasn't a
you have no control over your country anymore thing

which is kind of lame

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like it is not just a matter of SPEND x billion dollars and all your people become key government people in X's government

otherwise the US would control everywhere

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which was also bullshit mind you

Chesskid was great to his citizens and they would have fucking lynched the traitor who gave control up instantly

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So IZAK WHY DID INSPIRE SURVIVE CHESSTOPIAS WRATH

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I never trusted you after my child spies man

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we own inspire really fast in the sequel

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hey im gonna ask again
how come the SU wasn't crippled by the Chesstopian strike

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yeah but
if your major cities are crippled
you should get more negative effects than a budget that week of
ONLY 40 billion

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BUt
I SENT
ALL MISSILES
I HAD
AT IT

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does chesskid have an in for the sequel? >_>
plz

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BUT MY APLICATION WOULD BE BETTER THAN SAY
RANDOM DOUCHES

YES?

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you ONLY WANT TO BE ALLIES SO I DONT KIL YOU REALLY FAST