Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[theplague42]

Also, send a large section of my air force to escort the vaccine prototypes from Arnor to the factories in Calamity Isles. No bombers, only transport planes and escort fighters.

No threat intended.

[theplague42]

First things first.

The first two shipments of vaccines should inoculate the Calamity Isles and Arnor.

No sense in having the as-yet-uninfected (knock on wood) production countries killed off.

Next shipments should go to Magrathea, Draconia, Melodica (plus N refugess), Fallen Angels, and Intibo in that order.

This will likely take a couple updates, so other countries will come after.

2B to support rebels.

Anarchy

Democracy FTW!

[theplague42]

Oh and

2B for production of vaccine.

[theplague42]

So, I'm still wondering how long will it take until my Doctors with vaccines and awesome medical technology will end up in Melodica.

You stole my vaccines?

[theplague42]

JDGA, PM.

Use my intelligence agency to find out who stole my vaccines.

2B to improve my land-based defenses.

[theplague42]

Cancel vaccines shipments to Melodica/N

until we get this cleared up.

Next round of shipments goes to Draconia, Fallen Angels, and Intibo in that order. Pull my air force out of Flying Kiwi and use it to guard the shipments. Continue to launch missiles at loyalist Flying Kiwi forces.

[theplague42]

2B for more oil rigs.
2B for more oil refineries.

I need moar income!

[theplague42]

No, the earlier missiles weren't me. Just that last update worth of attacks.

[theplague42]

Send vaccine to Draconia, Melodica/N, Fallen Angels, and Intibo in that order.

[theplague42]

Next shipments to Fallen Angels and Intibo, then supplement the vaccine stores in the countries which have already received it.

izak, can I get a confirmation of the PM? Sorry, Xanatos, I forgot to send it to you.

[theplague42]

First Google result when I was searching for a witty quote continuation.

[theplague42]

Realistically, no one escapes the birds

ani, you made my day.

[theplague42]

I know, none came up!

PM incoming.

[theplague42]

Realistically, no one escapes the birds

killerjester, you made my day.

what...

What do you mean, "what"?

Apparently I'm seriously out of it right now.

[theplague42]

Why do you want to high-five the leaders?

T-Bone made the 'first draft' of the vaccine, you gave it to me and plague did the mass production.

Where did they help?

[theplague42]

T-Bone made a vaccine which worked partially, he then sent it anonymously to CSL and some others, CSL didn't trust it and gave it to me for testing (big university and all that). My scientists concluded it was a vaccine and perfected it, then I sent it to you for mass production.

Thus the four of us saved the world from death by birds.

Ah. So the grey liquid was indeed a vaccine?

[theplague42]

Vaccine to The Zimbabwean Republic.

T-Bone, I assume you want the vaccine as well for a preventative measure?

[theplague42]

Keep using my army/navy/air force to protect the vaccine shipments and production/storage facilities.

[theplague42]

Can somebody donate 1B or 2B to the search for the vaccine thieves?

[theplague42]

Wait, aren't you kiwi's ally though?

[theplague42]

What does that have to do with searching the vaccine thieves?

Money = success.

[theplague42]

What does that have to do with searching the vaccine thieves?

Money = success.

What does success have to do with him being my ally?

Sorry, I thought you were talking about what does money have to do with the thieves.

Well you did create the virus, and T-Bone is your ally.

[theplague42]

Good thing I don't need your vaccines, considering I created it in the first place and without that you wouldn't be mass producing anything. Remember your lack of a gesture the next time you need my help, or mercy.

Firstly, I didn't know you made it until inspir said so. Secondly, that's right you are the only country (besides the Isles and Arnor) that hasn't gotten the flu. Thirdly, you openly supported the loyalist Flying Kiwi government that released it in the first place.

I'll give it to you as long as you don't reverse-engineer it and distribute it to chesskid/kiwi.

Fellow conquerers of Flying Kiwi, how shall we divide our spoils? I say let the revolutionaries have their country to themselves but give 2B each turn to the coalition armies. Thoughts?

[theplague42]

Vaccine to non-loyalist Kiwis.

No people = no money.

Also, we should let the revolutionaries decide what to do, with the condition they must supply us with either money or troops each turn.

[theplague42]

Hmm.

Claim the formerly-Kiwi-controlled Astariel II for the Isles.

Feel free to divvy up Flying Kiwi. I'm good.

[theplague42]

Attack Blackberry.

Vaccine to Astariel II once I assume control of it.

[theplague42]

Hmm.

Claim the formerly-Kiwi-controlled Astariel II for the Isles.

Feel free to divvy up Flying Kiwi. I'm good.

Could I please ask for the technology from Astariel II be shared with Magrathea? Some of it is of particular interest to us.

PM me with the tech you are interested in and we'll talk.

[theplague42]

Apparently it was chesskid who stole the vaccine.

More vaccine to Flying Kiwi.

[theplague42]

Apparently I have 18B. Robo, can we have another link to the map?

1B on colonizing the Isle/Land of Ninja. 5,000 troops in support.
1B colonizing the Isla Reduntata that is not occupied by Arnor. 5,000 troops in support.
1B peacefully assuming control of Astariel II.
5B on 50,000 new troops.

[theplague42]

@Mist
Greater Walesia got modkilled so it's a ruin. I already tried to colonize it and failed.

[theplague42]

Yay I'm least fascist!

1B expanding my colony on the eastern Isla Redundata.
1B on defenses for that colony.

@izak
Can my colony go in the OP under The Isles? I wanna be able to keep track of how it's developing.

[theplague42]

So does that mean that we can now answer some of the mysteries?

Launch massive investigation into the legitimacy of the will.
Now that I have permission, peacefully take over Astariel II as a protectorate. 2B to the inhabitants for general upkeep and reconstruction.
4B improving oil rigs.
4B improving my refineries.
1B expanding my Isla Reduntata colony and finding what resources are on the island.
1B rebuilding my army to a nice, even, round 250,000.
4B on chemical extraction rigs in Astariel II.
3B on defenses in Astariel II.
Copy the Atariel techs into The Calamity Isles.


Offer alliance to Alterian Republic.

[theplague42]

Actually, cancel the chemical extraction rigs as well as defenses for Astariel II.

[theplague42]

SOCIALIST!!!

Enact free trade agreements to lighten the restrictions our government puts on the economic market

?

[theplague42]

The name clearly states I represent a Republic

Three words: German Democratic Republic.

[theplague42]

I love a good trial! We world leaders should be the jury...

[theplague42]

I don't really see a reason to attend personally...
I'll send a representative though.

Good point. Certain leaders are best left untrusted.

[theplague42]

I seriously don't think ani started the flu. Fallen Angels suffered way too many losses for it to have been intentional. He lost a full quarter of his population.

1B to send scientists to investigate the new strain of the virus and its relationship to the now-defunct Bird Flu.

[theplague42]

Well Ani, I see how it is.

What...

I think he's implying you created the flu, but I could be wrong.

[theplague42]

I'm back. Quick summary:

New strain of bird flu in Caledonia and Fallen Angels.
Caledonia apparently got info from spies that FA released the original virus.
Caledonia destroyed a medical facility in FA that supposedly released the virus.
Joint research project on finding vaccine along with a large group of volunteer scientists.
Draconia and Arnor have finished their nuclear power projects, but they are not weaponized.

[theplague42]

Kiwieagle was the loser, the loser is (almost) always guilty. Fact is, almost all aggressive actions are illegal, but it doesn't matter as long as you keep winning, when you lose you go down.

QFT.

[theplague42]

The winners can

occasionally

be brought up on

very minor

crimes too. Remember that.

FTFY.

[theplague42]

Kiwieagle was the loser, the loser is (almost) always guilty. Fact is, almost all aggressive actions are illegal, but it doesn't matter as long as you keep winning, when you lose you go down.

QFT.

This is like the Chesstopian motto man

What happens if you lose?

[theplague42]

Yeah, shouldn't assassinations do something? I never assassinated anybody but I'd still expect....

something

to happen upon the death of a leader. The Chesstopian riots don't seem to be doing much.

[theplague42]

ETA on trial?

[theplague42]

Considering kiwieagle II is just a strawman...

[theplague42]

on account of his passing away last week.

> killed by your client

[theplague42]

secretly kill the politician who keeps on giving those speeches

[theplague42]

Pleas have been made, so there's nothing going on until the prosecution responds.

[theplague42]

Officially

[theplague42]

How many people went to jail for the bombing of Hiroshima?

Admittedly it was a civilian target, but it was the correct course of action. Much lesser of two evils.

[theplague42]

How many people went to jail for the bombing of Hiroshima?

You can accuse, but not prosecute, the winner.

in World War II japan attacked first

FTFY. There never was a "Battle of Hiroshima."

[theplague42]

*Sits down next to Mist*

"Apparently a war doesn't count as evidence."

[theplague42]

1. Bullshit, I had told FA I was gonna attack him. He never outright objected.

"But officer, he never told me that he didn't want to be shot!"

2.Mistopia had nukes

Did they?

[theplague42]

Age: 16

*insert choice words here*

[theplague42]

Godwin's Law.

[theplague42]

...

[theplague42]

...

[theplague42]

Dammit, I was going for exactly 12 hours!

[theplague42]

...

[theplague42]

Wait, so only posts in the "Mafia Games" forum counts towards your title? I did not know that!

Also, I've always wondered why Robotnick was just a Townsperson but had several hundred posts....

[theplague42]

None of this is relevant. None of it.

Overruled. Establishing the character and possible bias of the witness.

[theplague42]

Can USA obliterate Mexico? Probably. Would it? Probably not.(same goes with what I said)

But our ambassador/president doesn't go to Mexico's government and say, "Y'know, we could obliterate you on a whim, but we won't. Just sayin'."

[theplague42]

I wonder what he said...

[theplague42]

just lucky i was theeeeeeeeeere

or we'd have been left

bereft of

Ten bucks he does this for the next ~10 pages.

[theplague42]

Ah, didn't know it was that short. Or did you just start near the end?

*insert crude joke here*

[theplague42]

Neither do I, but it seems harmless enough as long as there's no word-play going on here...

[theplague42]

I'm back!

What's the minimum sentence for mass murder?

[theplague42]

Fallen Angels (which the only thing you could convict me of is war crimes, if anything. And biochemical weapons > war crimes).

Definite scumslip.

[theplague42]

For various reasons, the Calamity Isles wishes to remove itself from the list of possible imprisonment locations for kiwieagle.

[theplague42]

Considering appeals take years in themselves....good luck.

The Isles moves to the following action. We quickly complete MASA's space research and then launch kiwieagle into deep space.

[theplague42]

Most of my scientists are in there

Your

scientists? I'm fairly sure they're the

rebels'

scientists now.

[theplague42]

Yeah but Kiwi planted bombs in the heads of all his citizens and should he die, they explode O.O

The Calamity Isles would also like to charge kiwieagle with 6,440,700 counts of medical malpractice and attempted murder.

[theplague42]

1B expanding my Isla colony.
Peacefully assume control of Astariel II. 1B in upkeep for Astariel II

.

[theplague42]

DROP NUKES EVERYWHERE!!!

You better be joking.

[theplague42]

Robotnick2
Name: Magrathea
Politics: Right-wing

Population: 6,484,560

Money: £4,000,000,000

[theplague42]

Point taken, but if our population is growing at 1,700 over

3 weeks

, how the hell are we

ever

supposed to recover?

I thought it was update=normal-weekly and game=paused-for-the-trial.

[theplague42]

Wait, how exactly does Arnor have 33M citizens?

[theplague42]

4B on assuming control of Astariel II and constructing chemical rigs.
4B on improving my own oil rigs and refineries.

Why do I have the feeling that none of my actions concerning Astariel II have ever taken effect?

[theplague42]

Cancel the Astariel II spending and conquest.

Works for me.

[theplague42]

Caledonia is not comfortable with a single government assuming control of multiple countries.

Neither are the Isles.

[theplague42]

Plague, don't give up. I believe in you!

I think I'll just let Astariel II stay independent for now. I'd be uncomfortable having Isles interests stationed so close to the SU.

@Robot
Can we have an updated map, etc.?

[theplague42]

The Calamity Isles offers its legal facilities for both the animorpherv1 and T-Bone trials if/when they occur.

[theplague42]

Seeing as the Calamity Isles was never affected by the Bird Flu, I'd consider my country impartial and unbiased to that effect.

[theplague42]

So, we need to get the other world leaders here before we decide on a course of action.

@mods
Prods, modkills, replacements?

~Fixed bold tag.

[theplague42]

Then how did SK get the links? I'm confused. Too much deception going on here.

[theplague42]

4B on more tourist resorts.

[theplague42]

I don't get it...

[theplague42]

occupy chesstopia

they are the 99%

Win.

[theplague42]

Hmm.

[theplague42]

Serve him very good wine.

Five points to the first person...

[theplague42]

Saying "OMG THIS COUNTRY IS STRONG. IT IS TOO POWERFUL! MUST BREAK ALLIANCE NAOOOO!" is as retarded as is though all minor countries become enemies of countries like the US, China, Germany etc. on the basis that "they are too strong".

Gramatical sense is generally required for me to understand what you are saying.

Anyways, inspir's plan of "interesting" is definitely working.

@killerjester
I think the UN pretty much died. Anybody want to start a second one? As the least fascist/most democratic country on the planet, I offer to hold the first leadership until a rotating plan can be put into place.

[theplague42]

4B on constructing more, improved tourist resorts.
6B constructing more oil rigs and refineries.

[theplague42]

most of the Caledonian anti-missile system is offline.

Launch massive, NON-NUCLEAR missile strikes against Caledonia from my missile subs to avoid detection of where they're from. Target the rest of the anti-missile system and destroy it, then move on to other defenses and troop concentrations.

[theplague42]

Hmm. That was supposed to be PMd... Oh well. So much for my framing plan.

Cancel strikes. Annul treaties with T-Bone and ani until we find the true source of the flu.

See, my plan was to inflict damage on Caledonia and frame whoever attacked.

[theplague42]

I'm being serious. The only reason I would've ever actually attacked would be if you still had President Ani which you don't.

[theplague42]

NON-NUCLEAR

Hmm. That was supposed to be PMd...

Anyone else wonder why he felt the need to specify that in a PM?

I admit that I have two early generation nukes. I won't waste them on an attack that I was framing somebody for.

[theplague42]

Um, what?

[theplague42]

None of those troops are from the Calamity Isles.

I second the move of the Nuclear Program towards fusion energy. Considering how little fuel fusion requires in comparison to fission, nuclear fusion, especially cold (read: nearly impossible), can be considered renewable for all intents and purposes.

3B into the nuclear energy program.

[theplague42]

Follow the same policies of barack obama.

(if it worked for him; should work for me!)

I assume you mean election strategies? If so, you will need billions of dollars and a really good speechwriter.





Of course, those are necessary for any political election anyways, so...

[theplague42]

For Intibo, around 190,000 died.

Is T-Bone bribing the mod or something?

[theplague42]

Deimoska
Space: Medium
Resource: Minerals (Low value)

Deimoska is a quiet mountainous area in the far east of Planet MafiaScum. It does not have a large amount of space; nor does it yield valuable resources. Nations in Deimoska do, however, enjoy a degree of secrecy and seclusion which is not possible elsewhere.

It is also a very difficult place to invade.

"Difficult place to invade" means the attackers suffer big losses and the defenders very few. In modern war, a 60% fatality rate would require fire and brimstone from the sky.

[theplague42]

Not afaik.

[theplague42]

Eh, probably.

[theplague42]

Who else is in Deimoska besides Tragedy and T-Bone? Is it killer?

[theplague42]

My nation doesn't own missiles. Like at all.

True, and I doubt T-Bone would shoot down stuff that was helping him.

[theplague42]

They're anarchists as far as I know.

[theplague42]

I think the main appeal of this game is to rule the world as we see fit, without RL nitwit politicians. And that goes for the extremes of both sides, not just one.

[theplague42]

4B on more oil rigs and refineries.
4B improving my intelligence agency.
1B expanding my colony and exploring its island.
1B on defenses for the colony.

[theplague42]

Calamity Isles
Gains: £12B

I demand a raise. I've put a lot of money into oil and tourism!

[theplague42]

I don't know anymore.

Besides, Mod is hurt!

ANARCHY!

The Calamity Isles concur.

[theplague42]

Ragh.

[theplague42]

6B improving my factories
4B improving my tourist resorts

[theplague42]

Send a team to capture Kcdaspot and put him in a padded room on suicide watch.

I'm being completely honest. Zero sarcasm.

[theplague42]

Yes and no. You cannot take power unless Kcdaspot is dead afaik, but I am preventing his dying.

[theplague42]

Cancel grab-mission. Offer NAP to Chesstopia.

[theplague42]

Already discussed this with Chesskid, Chesstopia is free to secede if he wants.

And Caledonian psychological warfare FTW.

Comma splice, ambiguous pronoun, two sentence fragments, and a misspelling. I'd like to make a quick announcement to all burgeoning grammar Nazis. Follow your dreams!

End of message.

[theplague42]

Wait, I lied. No misspelling. I got confused over "psychological" I think. Also, "this" is another ambiguous pronoun and "to" is a hanging preposition. Last phrase is still a fragment. "FTW" is just a preposition phrase, so there is still no verb. Not sure about countries. I think Robo's statement is the modern convention, but countries have been referred to in the past as "she" similar to ships and whatnot. I suppose the PC term is "it."

(Not that I'd understand more than half of what he was saying if it was Dutch)

A Dutch person who doesn't speak Dutch?

[theplague42]

plague wins the thread.

Also, winning a thread has always been one of my life goals!

[theplague42]

I don't know what to spend money on!

[theplague42]

I'd like to get inspir's opinion of Blackberry's recent actions. He seems to be overstepping his bounds as a national leader, as I assume inspir has the final say for all of the SU.

[theplague42]

you tried to attack the world with turkey artillery

lol

[theplague42]

Drench doesn't read PMs

In other news, Drench decided to ignore T-Bone.

[theplague42]

Might as well spam in here as well. Anybody want to co-mod Prisoner's Dilemma Mafia III with me in a few weeks? Setup is done, but open to consideration. I'd like to co-write role PMs as to not miss anything. You'd probably do mostly flavor, as I'm very un-creative, and the occasional votecount. I'd handle lynches and mechanics.

[theplague42]

@ani and T-Bone
It's a Mini Theme, so you need at least one modded game.

[theplague42]

Then it's plague's call.

I hate decisions.

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For a second I thought you said [endoftopicsposting].

[theplague42]

plague

ftfy

[theplague42]

The Calamity Isles would like to stake our claim to the governance of Intibo depending on the results of a national referendum in Intibo.

100M on taking that referendum
900M on advertising how the Calamity Isles will rule justly and peacefully; also, we're the least fascist nation in the world.

[theplague42]

Magrathea

would like to ask

the Alterian Republic

a few questions.

• On a scale from

Chesstopia

to the

Calamity Isles,

Chesstopia

being the most fascist and the

Calamity Isles

the least, where would you put yourself?

[*]For or against the

Kiwani

revolution?

[*]Pro-science or pro-military?

[*]Where do you see your country in 6 weeks time?[/list]

Following an answer to the questions above,

Magrathea

will consider whether it is in our interests to proceed with an alliance.

Until then, good luck.

[theplague42]

The SU would like to nominate itself on the grounds that it has already successfully absorbed the nations of Arnor, Mistotopia, Cerberus and Kiwani and points to the citizens there that are very happy with their situation.

In other words, inspir wants an even greater monopoly on life.

[theplague42]

Also, cancel referendum/advertising spending.

[theplague42]

10B on a fleet on trading ships (supertankers, etc.) and training merchant marines for those ships.

[theplague42]

Watched Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy yesterday. Finally got the Magrathea reference.

[theplague42]

Meh. The book's far, far better.

I know, just haven't gotten around to reading it. Jack Ryan and Game of Thrones must come first!

Watched Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy yesterday. Finally got the Magrathea reference.

Really? You always struck me as someone who knew the Hitchhiker's Mythos.

I know some, but I just never knew the name of the planet Deep Thought was on.

[theplague42]

and chess

I'm worried by this.

[theplague42]

The nuking of Chesstopia was down to inspi - and an unwitting plague. Inspi somehow got plague to give him detailed instructions and blueprints to make a nuclear bomb. Inspi did so and, making use of his incredible connections across the world, got it into Chesstopia, where it exploded.

That was completely intentional on my part. inspir asked, and I figured he was going to take out somebody. I just didn't know it was chesskid.

I had been planning to use my massive military-ness for awhile (eg. RedPanda) but I didn't want to make any serious enemies.

[theplague42]

I wasn't completely working against inspir. He's right about me influencing Chesstopia as the eventually plan was for me to control it. For Demoiska, I was trying to get a bit of influence without messing up inspir's plan. I was just a little nervous of him having complete control of the massive Demoiskan military.

[theplague42]

BUt
I SENT
ALL MISSILES
I HAD
AT IT

I agree. Chesstopia had over 9000 missiles to use.

[theplague42]

For Planet MS part dos, I call the country name of Kobol.

[theplague42]

plague conques

Specifically of the economic persuasion. Cut off oil, run all other countries dry, etc etc. Then take over everything.

[theplague42]

I only had a monopoly on oil, not on chemical or minerals.

[theplague42]

Ah, gotcha.