Title Fairy: Abuse of Mooglepower!

Umbrage · Post Post #360 (isolation #0) » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:43 am

dramonic wrote:
DemonHybrid wrote:CK has helped me win as mafia on the same team. CK has owned me (mafia) as town. He's confident and has a good intuition.
From my experience with him, he's pretty damn awful <_<

chesskid3?

Yeah, he helped me win as mafia too! Only he was town.

http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=15999

Umbrage · Post Post #1705 (isolation #1) » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:16 am

Maybe something like

MafiaBot3000

?

Umbrage · Post Post #1932 (isolation #2) » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:25 pm

DonJosh wrote:I dunno if its been suggested already (probably has), but I think Reck should have a GP2 reference title? Like maybe...

Guys...

or

Off-Color Desicions

I dunno. You guys can probably come up with something better.

Oman wrote:Regards Reck's: I really don't think we're getting anywhere changing it to 62. Not only that, but I think it's still really valid. Reck getting drunk, gay, and laid was an amazing part of his/our history. Removing it for the sake of it seems wholly arbitrary.

That said if something more relevant/funny is suggested, I'm always happy with it.

Challenge accepted:

NSFW

Our New Gay Overlord

Discussed.

Viewer discretion advised.

Converted

Didn't do a fat girl.

GD assists, 62 scores.

Doesn't need a wingman.

Comes in Pts.

All I can think of right now, but come on guys, there have got to be some good possibilities for this.

Umbrage · Post Post #1942 (isolation #3) » Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:30 am

Seriously guys, there is SOOOOO much title potential in Reck, and he deserves the very best. Get cracking!

Nominate Fate for "Woody Woodpecker Impression".

That's who I think of whenever he does his psycho evil laugh thing.

Umbrage · Post Post #1944 (isolation #4) » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:16 am

You mean get out.

Umbrage · Post Post #1953 (isolation #5) » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:59 pm

Hm... going with the whole 'being gay isn't his whole personality' thing...

More Than Gay

Or to bounce of Sleepy's/Neruz's idea...

Fear the GayRage

We could take advantage of the fact that Pt. 2 is out of sight for new forumers...

Now in a G-Rated version!

Then there's the less obvious route...

Started a Cult

Umbrage · Post Post #1960 (isolation #6) » Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:46 pm

Rage of Capitalism

is better...

Umbrage · Post Post #1999 (isolation #7) » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:40 am

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT > Capital Punishment

FYI

Umbrage · Post Post #2040 (isolation #8) » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:59 am

Nominate Lady Lamdbadelta for

-twitch-

.

Umbrage · Post Post #2068 (isolation #9) » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:17 am

animorpherv1 wrote:
Xalxe wrote:All hail the coding gods!

Umbrage · Post Post #2073 (isolation #10) » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:14 am

Stop this crappy suspense game. Either nom the title or don't.

Umbrage · Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:02 pm

Nominate elvis_knits for Princess of Persia.

Not the best title I know, but it's the best I could come up with, and I really think she needs a new one. "Queen of Rock'n'Purl" is funny, but a title should be more than funny, it should represent the person. A username-based title is like saying a person's username is the most interesting thing about them, and in the case of elvis-knits, this is totally not true. The Dolphin Dicks thread is growing strong, I think it would be a great place to start.

Umbrage · Post Post #2087 (isolation #12) » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:55 pm

Parody of Paragons?

Umbrage · Post Post #2090 (isolation #13) » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:50 pm

Parody of Paragon Hunters
Hunter of Mafia Paragons
Paragon of Hunter Mafias
Mafia of Paragon Parodies
Paragon of Paragon Paragons

Umbrage · Post Post #2156 (isolation #14) » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:07 pm

Good title. Don't change.

Umbrage · Post Post #2194 (isolation #15) » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:23 am

mothrax wrote:
Quilford wrote:I like "cue mood music" for Vi but it's nothing compared to Professor Paragon.

This. Also, I say Vi as in Ee"vee"

And in order to avoid the genderconfusion that is Vi, I have just started saying Vi in place of pronouns when referring to Vi.

Vi should be a third gender option.

Umbrage · Post Post #2227 (isolation #16) » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:08 pm

Fried Chicken

Umbrage · Post Post #2231 (isolation #17) » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:05 am

We need to take a step backward. Cockblocker's good, but let's go back to the original event. Kinetic stops a game from going because of an obscene picture. There've got to be funny ideas unrelated to cockblock.

Umbrage · Post Post #2253 (isolation #18) » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:36 am

How about [REDACTED] or [CENSORED]?

'Cause of how the game was censored, and how the word cock was censored?

Like a double meaning thing?

Get it?

?

I think it's funny...

Umbrage · Post Post #2281 (isolation #19) » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:53 am

*dies of homophobia*

Umbrage · Post Post #2303 (isolation #20) » Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:20 am

In post 2396, Empking wrote:
In post 2393, zoraster wrote:Prude Litigator? Come on. There's nothing snappy or funny about that. That's just saying he's prude and then adding something about him to the end.

Prude rhymes with shrewd.

Sometimes I worry about you people.

Then it should be "Prewd Litigator".

Umbrage · Post Post #2349 (isolation #21) » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:20 am

I don't know, it makes me chuckle.

3rd.

At least for a while anyway. When we get sick of the joke, we can change it.

Umbrage · Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:47 pm

Nominate ani for "OPINION 4 SALE".

Umbrage · Post Post #2399 (isolation #23) » Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:51 pm

But there needs to be a ~ somewhere in it.

Umbrage · Post Post #2416 (isolation #24) » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:07 am

In post 2571, Oversoul wrote:
In post 2569, Thestatusquo wrote:I would like to request my title be removed. I think it no longer accurately represents my site persona. Thanks, oman!

I never understood it to begin with. What has changed?

I'd like to know this too. I remember him saying something like 'it makes me laugh when people say that to me cuz they don't get it', which just increases the mystery.

Umbrage · Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:25 am

The only title I can possibly imagine for TSQ is

Yes, I am fucking with you.

Don't know why.

Umbrage · Post Post #2433 (isolation #26) » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:40 am

This has probably been done before, but

nominate xRECKONERx

for

Breaking Gay

.

Replace Gay with your own homosexual euphemism if desired.

Umbrage · Post Post #2435 (isolation #27) » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:24 am

I've seen him go on about the show in a few threads.

Umbrage · Post Post #2467 (isolation #28) » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:13 pm

Nominate Parama for

He doesn't like this.

Umbrage · Post Post #2510 (isolation #29) » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:14 am

No. There are too many people on this site that have a schtick of "I'm a guy but I say I'm a girl/have a girl avvy!". It's one of the reasons I changed my Elle Woods avatar, I didn't want to be thought of as one of those people. If we give a title to chevre for it, we'd have to give 10 other people similar titles.

Umbrage · Post Post #2674 (isolation #30) » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:39 am

I like it, but I'm wondering if there's a better option...

Twistedpsoon's Alt

How do you spell 'spoon'?

Or, we could go the route of subtlety:

Town Post Dies

Townside Post

Umbrage · Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:59 am

In post 2681, Rhinox wrote:No.

Maybe it'll end up not being title worthy, but completely dismissing the suggestion as shit because "other people posted under various names in the shelter forum too" is completely missing the point.

It was an accidental typo that many people saw and found ammusing for a while. He didn't just intentially create an account with a mispelled name or post under some other random name. It might not be roll on the ground funny but its amusing, kinda like ani's "For the fact, yes" (which I still like more than his current title and think about everytime I see ani post, despite it happening a while ago now), or Spyrex's POWERFUL WIZARD title which started out as something he just posted in some game.

No, what made it funny is that he did this huge HOW THE FUCK DID I MISSPELL MY NAME rant.

Umbrage · Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:02 am

There is no psoon

and

Mafia cSum

are both good. Nth them both.

P-EDIT: It's not based on a username, it's that Twisted doesn't know how to spell his username and many people proceeded to tease him about it.

Umbrage · Post Post #2728 (isolation #33) » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:00 pm

Why are we making catch puns but not cash puns?

Umbrage · Post Post #2743 (isolation #34) » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:14 pm

In post 2729, Parama wrote:ITT Umbrage doesn't know how to pronounce cache.

...

Why? How do you say it?

Umbrage · Post Post #2744 (isolation #35) » Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:16 pm

Wait...

In post 2708, Xalxe wrote:Also psoon is bad.

Also psoon

Nominate Twistedspoon for 'Also: psoons'.

Umbrage · Post Post #2761 (isolation #36) » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:59 pm

there Is no psoon

Umbrage · Post Post #2776 (isolation #37) » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:59 pm

WHAT THE FUCK I MADE A POST HERE

WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

Umbrage · Post Post #2786 (isolation #38) » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:32 am

Cache Deposit

It's short, straight-forward, has a perfectly good pun, and doesn't bring up unrelated pop culture references.

Umbrage · Post Post #2855 (isolation #39) » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:09 pm

Don't Scry for me, Argentina

Umbrage · Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:38 am

I agree it's stupid, but it was stuck in my head and I needed to get it out. (And also I thought It's Pronounced 'Xalxe' was kind of stupid too, but everyone liked that so my policy is just to throw shit out there and every once in a while I'll strike gold.)

Umbrage · Post Post #2866 (isolation #41) » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:20 pm

Um, no, I really don't want a title yet. I don't think I've done anything title-worthy. (Except maybe unleashing the quote bomb fiasco, but that was an accident...)

But actually....

In post 2867, Vi wrote:
You
DESERVE

NOTHING
, SCARECROW

...is really quite good.

2nd

Umbrage · Post Post #2869 (isolation #42) » Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:35 pm

I prefer Bat Signal.

But whatevs.

Umbrage · Post Post #2886 (isolation #43) » Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:59 pm

I still support

Ceiling Cat

.

Umbrage · Post Post #2898 (isolation #44) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:36 am

Ceiling Angel

OK I'll stop now.

But if we're going down the heavenly road, why not just:

GOD

Umbrage · Post Post #2937 (isolation #45) » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:14 pm

PostPostPostPostPost and all derivatives are the worst titles I've ever heard. It's not funny. It's not unique. It's not interesting. It's not specific to Amrun. It's a lazy, stupid idea. 'Posts a lot' is an incredibly weak character trait to base a title on in the first place. It's not like 'Mod Screw' or 'Cache Me If You Can' where pure namedropping is going to work. Imagine explaining Post to someone. "Well, uh, she got it because she was, like, posting EVERYWHERE!" No. It's bad. It's incredibly bad. It's not fair to compare it to Welcome to the Haystack and other outdated titles because that title actually has layers, and the people who are 'in the know' get it. With Post, there's nothing TO get. There are no hidden layers, no in-jokes, no double meanings. Just 'AMRUN POSTS A LOT'. Give it some effort, people. Ceiling Cat was a meme joke. Otterly Everywhere was combining concepts. Guardian Angel was subtle. Those titles are flawed, yes, but at least they have some redeeming qualities that make them INTERESTING. PostPostPostPostPost IS NOT INTERESTING. AT ALL.

Umbrage · Post Post #2943 (isolation #46) » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:18 am

In post 2949, Oversoul wrote:Umbrage, calm the fuck down.

?

I'm thinking we need something else than 'posts a lot' for Amrun. It's just not title-worthy on it's own, no matter how much we play with puns and shit, there's nothing we can agree on. I really don't see anyone coming up with a posts title that will make us all go OMG THAT HAS TO BE HER TITLE. It's OK if Amrun doesn't get a title yet. Ythan's right. Someone as awesome as Amrun will do more title-worthy stuff, and we'll find something that really works for her.

Umbrage · Post Post #2947 (isolation #47) » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:45 am

I honestly think Ceiling Cat is the best that anyone can take this idea. If it's not good enough, then it's time to drop the 'posts a lot' thing.

Umbrage · Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:00 am

In post 2960, izakthegoomba wrote:Are you seriously trying to glue three mediocre titles together in the hope that you'll get a good title out of it?

This. Cramming in more references isn't going to help. Omnipresent is almost as bad as PostPostPostPostPost.

Umbrage · Post Post #3044 (isolation #49) » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:14 am

Yoshi's title is great. I guess we could come up with some interesting variations (Honour Thy Vader?) but it's good as is.

Umbrage · Post Post #3059 (isolation #50) » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:07 pm

Nth Don Quixote

I'm always going to picture that when I see Chevre now...

Umbrage · Post Post #3064 (isolation #51) » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:06 am

Nom Chevre for OGML

Umbrage · Post Post #3072 (isolation #52) » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:36 pm

In post 3066, xRECKONERx wrote:
Nominate Chevre for Santorum Jr.

or

Chevre W. Bush

Che W. Re

Umbrage · Post Post #3078 (isolation #53) » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:57 am

In post 3076, Empking wrote:I agree with Korts on the ugly stakes.

Empking

Empking's Alt's Alt

Umbrage · Post Post #3099 (isolation #54) » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:04 pm

It's Election Day Somewhere.

Umbrage · Post Post #3107 (isolation #55) » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:37 am

Normally Supreme

Umbrage · Post Post #3111 (isolation #56) » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:10 am

GODAMMIT

CAN WE REDO TIERCE'S TITLE PLEASE???

NOW THAT SHE'S ENGAGED THERE'S A WAY BETTER OPTION:

CACHE FOR DIAMONDS

IT'S PERFECT

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Umbrage · Post Post #3196 (isolation #57) » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:49 am

This is really just a private matter between Parama and Oman, no need for everyone to weigh in. Let those two come to an agreement, anything we say doesn't matter.

Umbrage · Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:38 am

OfIllusion, OfAllusion, and OfConfusion are all good.

Umbrage · Post Post #3243 (isolation #59) » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:46 pm

OK, so we've narrowed it down to OfAllusion or OfIllnsion. Clearly the only sensible title is

OfAllnsion

.