Asshat Mole 2012 - Episode 2 (Don't Forget the Rules)

[Xalxe]

WELP

We suck.

Well done inspie on finding the thread; knew from your post in the ctrl+v thread.

[Xalxe]

All I saw was you searching for Flameaxe in ISO and then the copy from the QT saying "yay you found it!"

Once the SC clue was posted I combed the hell through the past five threads. Didn't think they'd go that far back.

Plus, I was under the impression for a while that Art was PEG/JDodge. So that didn't help.

[Xalxe]

Yeah I guessed kloud too. No dice. Dammit sweetie!

[Xalxe]

Also, anybody in the game who doesn't have AIM might consider fixing that.

[Xalxe]

Why did you think it was PEG/JDodge?

Wrong members of Team Asshat.

[Xalxe]

Xalxe

Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Movie: Inception
Favorite Band: Chamelon Circuit
Lucky Number: 12
Good Luck Charm: Class ring

Who do you think the mole is? animorpherv1

[Xalxe]

User Name:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Movie:
Favorite Band:
Lucky Number:
Good Luck Charm:

Who do you think the mole is?

xtopherusD.
Silver.

Uh,

Inception?
Nope.
Nine.
Diamond Sword.

random.org reckons it's Player One... So

xtopherusD.

Are you aware of our Minecraft server?

[Xalxe]

Diamond sword?

[Xalxe]

Waiting on inspiratieloos and TheBadOne. Also an answer to the last question from Blackberry.

[Xalxe]

Too lazy to log over to Art on campus.

The challenge is not yet complete.

OY BLACKBERRY

FIX YOUR SUBMISSION PLS

[Xalxe]

Okay, I edited it. Now just the others that didn't answer questions too.

Please never do this again.

[Xalxe]

xtoph, can we be best friends?

[Xalxe]

Waiting on

:
D3f3nd3r (Band, Good Luck Charm)
TheBadOne (Movie, Band, Good Luck Charm)

[Xalxe]

*bump*

[Xalxe]

Is it majority vote?

[Xalxe]

Well I assumed that over any sort of unanimous vote but I wanted to be sure.

[Xalxe]

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RP's logic is shit, but props for proposing different solutions.

I think I'm only comfortable voting for myself (obv) or inspie. There are a couple others on whom I could be swayed, but yeah.

[Xalxe]

blackberry you lie in these games all the time bullshit your reputation

JDodge speaketh gospel.

In other news, VOTE: inspiratieloos

[Xalxe]

JDodge, please point out where I lie to benefit myself at the expense of everyone else. If people actually took time to LOOK at my track record, they would find I often keep to my word, especially when I make deals.

Seafoam Islands.

I will literally point this out every fucking time you try to do this.

[Xalxe]

you're the one who offered me a coalition with xalxe and then backed out when i said ok~

(also offered to work with others too)

(there's a reason I didn't respond to the PM)

[Xalxe]

you're the one who offered me a coalition with xalxe and then backed out when i said ok~

(also offered to work with others too)

(there's a reason I didn't respond to the PM)

^6 offered-a-coalition by blackberry buddies

You an alien bro?

[Xalxe]

Oh, I also PMed The Mole to let them know I know who they are.

I call bullshit, you have communicated with me and not offered me an alliance, not to mention, that doesn't make what you have done honest, you have communicated to 4 people to make alliances, i assume without telling them you are aligned with Xalxe/JDodge, that is dishonest.

Well, that's at least one extra person I wasn't aware of.

ITT: Blackberry gets called out on his bullshit again.

[Xalxe]

Fact 1: You PMed Jason.
Fact 2: You PMed xtopherusD
Fact 3: You stated that you only communicated with one player that you did not attempt to ally with.

Observation 1: You actually communicated with two players with whom you did not attempt to ally.
Observation 2: You lied.

[Xalxe]

The extent of my communications this game:

After the game started:
* I offered Xalxe/JDodge an alliance.
* I offered (player A) an alliance

Shortly after:
* I sent a PM to Animorpherv1 but then did not further elaborate on anything (I was going to suggest we try to get people to vote for each other on the quiz)
* I offered (player B) an alliance because I am 100% confident he/she is not The Mole.

I am currently only aligned with Player A and Player B.

Oh, I also PMed The Mole to let them know I know who they are.

Let's break this down then, shall we?

You offered [Player A] an alliance. You offered [Player B] an alliance. Neither [A] nor B are contained in the set {Xalxe, JDodge, animorpherv1}. Good so far?

You claim that you have only PMed {A, B, Xalxe, JDodge, animorpherv1, The Mole}. Accurate so far? Of course it is:

The extent of my communications this game

If that were inaccurate, you would be a liar.

Now, let's see here.

I call bullshit, you have communicated with me and not offered me an alliance, not to mention, that doesn't make what you have done honest, you have communicated to 4 people to make alliances, i assume without telling them you are aligned with Xalxe/JDodge, that is dishonest.

This appears to tell me that JasonWazza is neither [A] nor B. However, as Jason says here:

To be fair i just double clicked submit cause i missed like 10 posts early trying to hit submit, prove i am the mole.

He could be your Mole suspect. Congratulations, you're not a liar!

Oh, wait, hold on.

xtopherousD told me that you PMed him saying that HE was the Mole.

(I won't quote this PM without his permission, however).

That would mean that you PMed somebody who you didn't claim to PM, no? After all, both xtopherousD and JasonWazza can't be the Mole, even in your reality. And clearly neither of them are [A] or B.

Therefore, you have PMed the following people: {Xalxe, JDodge, animorpherv1, [A], B, xtopherousD, JasonWazza}

QED bitches, Blackberry lies.

[Xalxe]

LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

LALALALALALA MAYBE IF I IGNORE THE ARGUMENT IT'LL GO AWAY

What are you, five?

[Xalxe]

So...if I open the exemption box, do I get it?

[Xalxe]

whoops sorry, that was a really retarded question. Still thinking about box opening.

[Xalxe]

Can we all agree if there is ever only one box containing money left that we stop opening boxes? ^_^

Bloody genius here.

[Xalxe]

I have an idea. Numbers make my head hurt.

Open Box 2

[Xalxe]

Idea: let's stop opening boxes now.

[Xalxe]

We should let Xtoph (my #1 mole suspect) open a Box and see what happens!

If it's Exemption, we STOP. Doot doot doot!

If it's money

we know who the Mole is

we can open another Box .

Alternatively, we could stop opening boxes and let inspie take the 50/50 shot.

[Xalxe]

I have a counter-proposal. Inspie's not the mole and can open a box now.

[Xalxe]

Yes, but bolding is sexy.

And you are right.

[Xalxe]

Challenge Two - Exemption Elimination

Before the second challenge can begin, I will need you all to decide on a player you feel is most deserving of an exemption at this point (can be done in thread).

Other notes: I got off my ass and finished the logo on the first post. It may be an important part of the first two posts.

Is it majority vote?

You can always be cool and go unanimous anyway. DRAMA?

But yeah.

D3f, I'm pretty sure we need a unanimous vote, rather than a majority.

Also, I can't help thinking that inspir is being

too

un-mole-like. Letting everyone know he's in the game, helping people to find the game (albeit somewhat unsuccessfully), going for the exemption (which the Mole doesn't really need to do at game start)...

Art indicated 'yeah' to Xalxe's question. So it would appear to be a Majority Vote.

Vote: inspira

If you believe he is the Mole, why did you vote for him?

[Xalxe]

Do those of us who have opened boxes have anything to do but wait for others?

[Xalxe]

*facepalm*

[Xalxe]

RedPanda opens box 6

Waiting on a result for this.

[Xalxe]

When can we expect said test?

[Xalxe]

kk gonna go study my notes now.

[Xalxe]

I lack both password and test.

I MUST BE THE MOLE!

[Xalxe]

I screenshotted it, lemme grab it real quick.

[Xalxe]

Rule #1 is: Have a jolly good time!

If anybody fucks this up, they deserve to be shot.

[Xalxe]

I take

copious

notes.

[Xalxe]

Rule 8 is: "A lynch requires a majority of players to go through."

You just

had

to be different.

[Xalxe]

forgot a hyphen but YOLO

's okay, BB forgot an apostrophe, and I doubt it'll be THAT strict.

[Xalxe]

You guys managed to get every one of them wrong. GG

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[Xalxe]

No problem. Next exemption opportunity please

[Xalxe]

...why is this challenge a thing?

[Xalxe]

I was brought here by the player backed by the player above.
But now that I see who's playing...

GO XALXE!

You're my favorite.

[Xalxe]

Go Xalxe!

You, too, join Maestro on my list of favorites.

[Xalxe]

I agree with chevmorphsarian.

That being said, I'll be fetching a kloud and a Pizza.

[Xalxe]

I hope Xalxe is the next gone, just to spite everyone.

My theory for my current survival is that RP didn't submit.

[Xalxe]

Or that you are the mole that may have helped you

Well there is that.

[Xalxe]

Tooooooo laaaaaaaate