Another Dance of the Title Fairy

[AniX]

I just releize that I'm Jay Gatsby and Scully is my Daisy, especially considering my new title. And that bastard who Scully is married to is Tom, and Fritz is Nick, and whomever Fritz is currently sleeping with is Jordan. I should just randomly add "old sport" to then end of various things I say.

"I invented UPick, Old Sport!"

"Scully is hot, Old Sport!"

"I play by sense of smell, old sport."

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM, OLD SPORT? I'M JAY GATSBY, BITCH!"

[AniX]

Yeah, pretty sure you aren't a master or mashter of it. You are a whore for it. Different things...

If I am a Crack Whore, I enjoy crack very much. If I am a Crack Master, I'm a dealer of crack. You sir, are not a dealer of mish mash. You are addicted to it.

[AniX]

Its very much accurate, to the point that I have plans that should I ever discover where this "husband" of hers lives, he will SOON RUE THE DAY OF HIS BIRTH AND THE DAY OF HIS "WEDDING" TO MY SCULLY!

[AniX]

Also, litteration sounds like some sort of art form where one uses garbage as a medium...

[AniX]

I think Max needs a title that speaks to the fact that in seemingly every mish mash game, he tries to offer the mod "improved" rules.

Rules Communist?

[AniX]

Nominate Fritz for "Toaster-Lover". He knows what I'm talking about, and I'm pretty sure everyone else knows too.

[AniX]

I would gladly be Title Fairy, but I'm pretty sure people don't trust me, or they half-expect me to not give the titles out correctly.

"Yeah, I saw you got a title, but I think you'd like "SCULLY IS HOT!" better."

Rinse and Repeat, and pretty soon EVERYONE'S TITLE WILL BE SCULLY IS HOT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-HA-HA-HA-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A

[AniX]

Pfft, I'd refer to myself as the fairy, especially in fights.

"Yeah, you better not fuck with me...I'M THE MOTHER-FUCKING FAIRY! Yeah, you better back off, I'm the fucking Fairy. I'll work my fairy magic all over your monkey ass!"

[AniX]

Wow. Now even people I don't know are into my inside joke.

[AniX]

Yeah, but I don't know you. I'm afraid you must now rattle off everything you know about me.

[AniX]

I'll bet that all this is making Karl Marx spin in his grave.

Please. Everyone knows Karl Marx's body was necromanced by Soviet Technomages back in the 70's. Stop being ignorant.

[AniX]

Your protection is Unscully, STD.

Fritz, I believe, is more /Scully than you.

I would like to thank PBuG for his title of "Scully Win" because she does.

Roland declares Scully is not an asian or african-american with his "Scully the White" title.

Mr. Flay's supports Nintendo's newest X-files game "WiScully"

Fletcher states the obvious with "Scully for a Title." Yes, yes you do have such.

And Mith gains religion in the real higher power with his "GodScully" title.

I can keep this up all day.

[AniX]

I still don't get how Munchkin is PG-13 for whore. Are you praticing some heightist attitudes there, Thok? Saying they'll suck anything at eye level? FOR SHAME...FOR SHAME!

[AniX]

If I were to change AniX's title in that way, it would be to "Inventor of the 11th Scully".

That said, AniX does have a sig for a reason.

And I use my sig. to spread my gimmicks around

like

because I am the master of awesome.

But if you guys like that title, I like it. It suits me.

[AniX]

[completely deadpan serious]I never do.[/completely deadpan serious]