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Post #0 (isolation #0) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:59 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Haikus follow the 5-7-5 syllable rule.
Each person adds a line to the haiku in the previous post, until it's time to start a new one.
EDIT: Sample communal Haikus from the zefrank.com fiction project:
My mouse pad is old
I have no mouse pad at all
Padless, homeless mice.
Winter wind burns eyes.
Tears like gentle freezing rain
Tongue stuck to flagpole.
Now tied up, tied down
Mistress Cruel approaches me
Now tied down, it's up
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Post #1 (isolation #1) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:00 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Once more, with feeling
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #3 (isolation #2) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:14 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Once more, with feeling
I set off on the new path
Hiking by trial and error
EDIT: not exactly sure how drunk I was for that last line xD
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"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #11 (isolation #3) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:11 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
Goalposts ooze and shift
Psychedelic sports are played
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #69 (isolation #4) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:51 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Cows for magic beans
(Also accept Mastercard)
Buy one get moo free
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #134 (isolation #5) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:02 am
Postby Xdaamno »
So what's up with bees?
We all sail the seven seas
Refrigerator
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #165 (isolation #6) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:01 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Remember the tooth
For the tooth shall forever
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #253 (isolation #7) » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:23 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Rings 'round the rosie
Has nothing to do with plague
Just a sign of age
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #265 (isolation #8) » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:13 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
We're off to see Oz.
He lives in the city named
"Las Vegas, NV"
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #266 (isolation #9) » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:16 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
"Art for 1k, Alex."
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #284 (isolation #10) » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:49 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
Rollin' and Tumblin'
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #294 (isolation #11) » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:34 am
Postby Xdaamno »
WE FART ON HAIKUS!
A stink on your syllables
Coming this July
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #298 (isolation #12) » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:10 am
Postby Xdaamno »
A man walks into
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #300 (isolation #13) » Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:54 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
A man walks into
a bar; setup for a joke?
Or real injury?
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #319 (isolation #14) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:58 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Elephants are not
great with money; why should we
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #341 (isolation #16) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:23 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Puppies in the field
Oblivious to tractor
Dead puppies in field
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #344 (isolation #17) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:28 am
Postby Xdaamno »
"Look, Frank," says Frank's boss
I just can't have you pooping.
Lick it up or y'fired
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #501 (isolation #18) » Mon May 06, 2013 1:45 am
Postby Xdaamno »
My local vet smells
the rabbits to test for drugs
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #503 (isolation #19) » Tue May 07, 2013 1:16 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
The best acronym:
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #521 (isolation #20) » Mon May 13, 2013 8:18 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Bad haikus go to
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #525 (isolation #21) » Tue May 14, 2013 10:37 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
MontyWhittaker
You should compile a list of
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Post #577 (isolation #22) » Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:23 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
HELLO! I SEE YOU!
"This should be an absolute car crash, but let's try it." - CDB
"did you get ces to look disgusted by their offer? i thought that might work" - Patrick Cracking Idea Mafia
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Post #640 (isolation #23) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:35 pm
Postby Xdaamno »
Post your favourite song:
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Post #1168 (isolation #24) » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:32 am
Postby Xdaamno »
Fingernails can be
slow; without patience, I pull
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