Communal Haikus

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #4 (isolation #0) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:33 am

Confrontational

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #68 (isolation #1) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:57 pm

Cows for magic beans
(Also accept Mastercard)

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #71 (isolation #2) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:00 am

Lost my gerbil too!
How was I supposed to know

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #76 (isolation #3) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:02 am

Your attention please:

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #79 (isolation #4) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:54 am

Standing motionless

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #109 (isolation #5) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:18 am

Sometimes I wonder
Should I track down my real dad?

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #111 (isolation #6) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:18 am

Dear Sir or Madam,

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #116 (isolation #7) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:07 am

The missing last line

Nice job screwing that one up folks

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #119 (isolation #8) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:34 pm

The missing last line
"Five-seven-five: Funny, that"
This went downhill fast

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #122 (isolation #9) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:04 pm

ChannelDelibird
Delivered a baby boy
(Well, halfway. Then flaked.)

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #130 (isolation #10) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:20 pm

I play Pokémon
Make turtles fight huge lizards

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #132 (isolation #11) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:50 pm

So what's up with bees?

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #144 (isolation #12) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:49 am

what does it mean though?
Was this haiku intended?

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #147 (isolation #13) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:57 am

It was intended
To heal but never to hurt

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #149 (isolation #14) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:09 pm

Blue, green, red, yellow

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #154 (isolation #15) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:39 pm

Crap, they got Tinky!
Took him to a new parade
His winks unwilling

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #158 (isolation #16) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:30 pm

The princess whispered

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #160 (isolation #17) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:56 pm

The princess whispered
To the eternal darkness
"Lighten up, dammit."

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #162 (isolation #18) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:28 am

He will find us all
He hunts, swift and bloodthirsty

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #176 (isolation #19) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:12 am

Flaming sambuca

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #183 (isolation #20) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:08 am

Moving on slowly
Only ring my ex twice daily

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #188 (isolation #21) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:30 pm

Man walks into bar

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #196 (isolation #22) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:49 pm

Torture and rape? Bah.
In my day, what we endured
Would make Rambo cry

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #209 (isolation #23) » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:59 am

It's Hugo Chavez!

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #213 (isolation #24) » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:21 am

So who's this guy then?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #278 (isolation #25) » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:48 am

Terror on the stage!

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #293 (isolation #26) » Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:23 am

WE FART ON HAIKUS!
A stink on your syllables

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #299 (isolation #27) » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:45 am

A man walks into
a bar; setup for a joke?

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #329 (isolation #28) » Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:44 am

Would you buy a book
that could kill you in your sleep?
No. Review: One star.

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #340 (isolation #29) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:10 am

Puppies in the field
Oblivious to tractor

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #342 (isolation #30) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:28 am

"Look, Frank," says Frank's boss

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #345 (isolation #31) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:32 am

The Avengers 2:

ChannelDelibird · Post Post #367 (isolation #32) » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:50 am

Can't we have nice things
Without descending into