Communal Haikus

xtopherusD · Post Post #5 (isolation #0) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:12 am

Confrontational
That is all it is to me

xtopherusD · Post Post #8 (isolation #1) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:11 am

Hey! Look at Sasquatch!
He's been flying through the air

xtopherusD · Post Post #13 (isolation #2) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:25 pm

The strong will die young

xtopherusD · Post Post #18 (isolation #3) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:55 pm

I want custody.
But I'm Casey Anthony.
It's really a shame.

xtopherusD · Post Post #20 (isolation #4) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:20 pm

Mafiascum's great!
It could do with more dragons

xtopherusD · Post Post #24 (isolation #5) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:32 pm

Hi my name is SKrew
I've been sober for two weeks
At least, until now.

xtopherusD · Post Post #26 (isolation #6) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:38 pm

I should have kissed her
But I'm still glad I didn't

xtopherusD · Post Post #39 (isolation #7) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:34 pm

Fuck English it sucks
A truly refined language
Good for acronyms

xtopherusD · Post Post #41 (isolation #8) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:41 pm

Counting syllables
Sometimes it just takes so long

xtopherusD · Post Post #43 (isolation #9) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:47 pm

Stop, collaborate

xtopherusD · Post Post #48 (isolation #10) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:59 pm

Ether recruited
All the boys with her milkshakes
And mystical spells

xtopherusD · Post Post #50 (isolation #11) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:05 pm

The plot of Homestuck
Has such time shenanigans

xtopherusD · Post Post #53 (isolation #12) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:09 pm

Tracey's a chicken
This line is just six words long

xtopherusD · Post Post #56 (isolation #13) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:16 pm

The hamster is now a snake

xtopherusD · Post Post #59 (isolation #14) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:21 pm

Witches brewing beer
Evil spirits make drinks for

xtopherusD · Post Post #65 (isolation #15) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:58 pm

Deep in the cake mines
We find a choc'late jackpot

xtopherusD · Post Post #67 (isolation #16) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:04 pm

Cows for magic beans

xtopherusD · Post Post #118 (isolation #17) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:46 am

In post 117, Tazaro wrote:I knew it was the last line of one haiku. But it was doable as the first line of another!

five

-seven-

five

Funny, that.

The missing last line
"Five-seven-five: Funny, that"

xtopherusD · Post Post #120 (isolation #18) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:37 pm

ChannelDelibird

xtopherusD · Post Post #125 (isolation #19) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:39 pm

I saw Big Bird once
Then I put on my glasses
He just got blurry

xtopherusD · Post Post #131 (isolation #20) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:29 pm

I play Pokémon
Make turtles fight huge lizards
Forget Bulbasaur

xtopherusD · Post Post #133 (isolation #21) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:55 pm

So what's up with bees?
We all sail the seven seas

xtopherusD · Post Post #138 (isolation #22) » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:58 pm

xtopherusD

xtopherusD · Post Post #141 (isolation #23) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:32 am

(ex-tofe-er-us-Dee? How would you all pronounce it?)

xtopherusD · Post Post #145 (isolation #24) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:02 am

In post 142, ActionDan wrote:what does it mean though?

You know the whole "Xmas" thing? Same sort of deal. It's {X|Chris}topher(us) D.

what does it mean though?
Was this haiku intended?
Only AD knows...

xtopherusD · Post Post #151 (isolation #25) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:24 pm

Blue, green, red, yellow
Teletubbies on parade
Isn't one purple?

xtopherusD · Post Post #153 (isolation #26) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:27 pm

Crap, they got Tinky!
Took him to a new parade

xtopherusD · Post Post #157 (isolation #27) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:39 pm

Giant jellybeans
Of various colours come
Rolling o'er mountains

xtopherusD · Post Post #159 (isolation #28) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:55 pm

The princess whispered
To the eternal darkness

xtopherusD · Post Post #161 (isolation #29) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:25 am

He will find us all

xtopherusD · Post Post #163 (isolation #30) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:58 am

He will find us all
He hunts, swift and bloodthirsty
We could never hide

xtopherusD · Post Post #171 (isolation #31) » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:49 pm

Hello, everyone!
My name has five syllables:

xtopherusD · Post Post #182 (isolation #32) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:46 am

Moving on slowly

xtopherusD · Post Post #185 (isolation #33) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:16 pm

The first line is hard

xtopherusD · Post Post #198 (isolation #34) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:10 pm

Sunshine, lollipops
Tricksters, quadruple marriage

xtopherusD · Post Post #204 (isolation #35) » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:33 pm

The roof broke again;
We saw lines of code falling

xtopherusD · Post Post #208 (isolation #36) » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:38 pm

Now it is my turn
I land on Mayfair again
"Can I pay later?"

xtopherusD · Post Post #212 (isolation #37) » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:59 pm

So who's this guy then?

xtopherusD · Post Post #216 (isolation #38) » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:12 pm

You're one of those things
That I never cared about

xtopherusD · Post Post #220 (isolation #39) » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:57 pm

Sing a lullaby
About something more pleasant
Than death and demons

xtopherusD · Post Post #222 (isolation #40) » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:25 am

Sing, vicious bastards
Sing for the hope you don't have

xtopherusD · Post Post #228 (isolation #41) » Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:00 pm

Thought I should make clear
The meaning of his last post

xtopherusD · Post Post #234 (isolation #42) » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:04 am

That is more than five
Was that the third or first line?

xtopherusD · Post Post #236 (isolation #43) » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:21 pm

Did I make it so?

xtopherusD · Post Post #245 (isolation #44) » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:38 pm

Monkeys shouldn't bark!

xtopherusD · Post Post #323 (isolation #45) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:37 pm

Transportation seems
to come after erosion
Among other things

xtopherusD · Post Post #325 (isolation #46) » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:58 pm

Three drunk women touch
base with their husbands so that

xtopherusD · Post Post #333 (isolation #47) » Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:57 am

Howling at the moon

xtopherusD · Post Post #347 (isolation #48) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:32 pm

The Avengers 2:
The sequel to the first one
Prequel to the third

xtopherusD · Post Post #350 (isolation #49) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:35 pm

Bobby said to Sue
I have a surprise for you
But he was lying

xtopherusD · Post Post #366 (isolation #50) » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:46 am

Can't we have nice things

xtopherusD · Post Post #452 (isolation #51) » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:15 am

Many ref'rences

xtopherusD · Post Post #461 (isolation #52) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:29 pm

I blindly believed

xtopherusD · Post Post #468 (isolation #53) » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:44 pm

Poetry is for
Lots of things, including, like,

xtopherusD · Post Post #475 (isolation #54) » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:34 pm

It's a cosmic joke
Which is why I don't get it
- it's over my head

xtopherusD · Post Post #511 (isolation #55) » Wed May 08, 2013 7:48 pm

The one and only
Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Is dead; I shot him

xtopherusD · Post Post #524 (isolation #56) » Mon May 13, 2013 2:56 pm

MontyWhittaker

xtopherusD · Post Post #533 (isolation #57) » Wed May 15, 2013 9:59 pm

In post 45, Ether wrote:Stop, collaborate
Interorganizational
Who'll betray who first?

Ha look a mistake
How could someone do such a thing?

xtopherusD · Post Post #536 (isolation #58) » Wed May 15, 2013 11:33 pm

A man who argues
Is the man who falls hardest

xtopherusD · Post Post #552 (isolation #59) » Fri May 24, 2013 2:44 pm

But slugs are adorbs!
Yet, they cannot comprehend
Anything, really

xtopherusD · Post Post #555 (isolation #60) » Fri May 24, 2013 11:58 pm

xtopherusD:
Oh, that's how you pronounce it
Why is this so hard!?

xtopherusD · Post Post #558 (isolation #61) » Sat May 25, 2013 12:02 am

RichardGHP:
Oh, that's how you pronounce it
Seriously, guys?

xtopherusD · Post Post #635 (isolation #62) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:25 pm

Refridgerator
Superficiality

xtopherusD · Post Post #666 (isolation #63) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:51 pm

Do re mi fat so
La ti do so mi re do
That sounded great, guys

xtopherusD · Post Post #668 (isolation #64) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:16 pm

Weren't you leaving here?
Well, yeah, I thought I would be

xtopherusD · Post Post #679 (isolation #65) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:16 pm

"Maths" isn't plural

xtopherusD · Post Post #725 (isolation #66) » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:44 pm

Seven is not five
Five is also not seven