Communal Haikus

SleepyKrew · Post Post #22 (isolation #0) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:26 pm

Hi my name is SKrew

SleepyKrew · Post Post #27 (isolation #1) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:43 pm

I should have kissed her
But I'm still glad I didn't
Her husband is buff

SleepyKrew · Post Post #29 (isolation #2) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:47 pm

Look to the north star
Follow it to Howard Stern

SleepyKrew · Post Post #32 (isolation #3) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:03 pm

Your grandfather called
Genetic gonorrhea

SleepyKrew · Post Post #34 (isolation #4) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:09 pm

This is really fun

SleepyKrew · Post Post #47 (isolation #5) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:55 pm

Ether recruited
All the boys with her milkshakes

SleepyKrew · Post Post #52 (isolation #6) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:07 pm

Tracey's a chicken

SleepyKrew · Post Post #55 (isolation #7) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:14 pm

Where is my hamster?

SleepyKrew · Post Post #60 (isolation #8) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:26 pm

Witches brewing beer
Evil spirits make drinks for
Romney's barmitzvah

SleepyKrew · Post Post #63 (isolation #9) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:41 pm

Bitter old scumchat
All coffee must be drunk black
Don't discriminate

SleepyKrew · Post Post #66 (isolation #10) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:03 pm

Deep in the cake mines
We find a choc'late jackpot
Glutt'ny. All for me

SleepyKrew · Post Post #70 (isolation #11) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:22 am

Lost my gerbil too!

SleepyKrew · Post Post #80 (isolation #12) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:58 am

Standing motionless
In the moonlight do I sing

SleepyKrew · Post Post #83 (isolation #13) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:19 pm

Tazaro, you fool

SleepyKrew · Post Post #86 (isolation #14) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:29 pm

Tazaro, you fool
A pretty dancer like you
Has no time for brains

SleepyKrew · Post Post #89 (isolation #15) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:40 pm

If Sleepy ruled all
Then Rick Santorum might say,
"Haikus are Godless"

(Tazaro why'd you change yours?)

SleepyKrew · Post Post #92 (isolation #16) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:45 pm

SleepyKrew rules all
From his grim volcanic lair
Lair has two syl-bells

SleepyKrew · Post Post #94 (isolation #17) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:11 pm

Are you kidding me.
It does the way I say it

SleepyKrew · Post Post #110 (isolation #18) » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:25 am

Sometimes I wonder
Should I track down my real dad?
Nah, he'll want money

SleepyKrew · Post Post #179 (isolation #19) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:50 am

He strikes fear in hearts

SleepyKrew · Post Post #181 (isolation #20) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:05 am

He strikes fear in hearts
She eats hearts day in, day out
The Bat and the Cat

SleepyKrew · Post Post #191 (isolation #21) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:30 pm

Death is pretty bad

SleepyKrew · Post Post #359 (isolation #22) » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:31 pm

Don't touch my plum tree!
I meant that literally.
It's forbidden fruit

SleepyKrew · Post Post #387 (isolation #23) » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:56 pm

When the potato
hits your eye like a big piece
of tomato, cry

SleepyKrew · Post Post #570 (isolation #24) » Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:43 am

Baltimore mornings
Are mornings in Baltimore
Or so they would seem

SleepyKrew · Post Post #580 (isolation #25) » Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:34 am

Alliteration

SleepyKrew · Post Post #583 (isolation #26) » Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:19 am

Excited turtle

SleepyKrew · Post Post #586 (isolation #27) » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:58 pm

Adjective noun verb

SleepyKrew · Post Post #588 (isolation #28) » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:41 am

Adjective noun verb
That is no way to talk, sir
Loud interjection!

SleepyKrew · Post Post #590 (isolation #29) » Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:09 pm

There's one thing to say
And I'm going to say it

SleepyKrew · Post Post #592 (isolation #30) » Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:46 pm

The game does not cake

SleepyKrew · Post Post #595 (isolation #31) » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:45 pm

We are good at these

SleepyKrew · Post Post #597 (isolation #32) » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:52 pm

We are good at these
So long as our words can fit
Otherwise we make-

SleepyKrew · Post Post #602 (isolation #33) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:19 am

You drive me crazy
Please don't dare call me baby

SleepyKrew · Post Post #605 (isolation #34) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:49 pm

Sure, write haikus now
You can't tell me what to do!

SleepyKrew · Post Post #607 (isolation #35) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:58 pm

You ran out of space

SleepyKrew · Post Post #611 (isolation #36) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:19 pm

Harry Potter and
Frodo Baggins and Gandalf

SleepyKrew · Post Post #614 (isolation #37) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:40 pm

I love all of you
Except for UberNinja

SleepyKrew · Post Post #618 (isolation #38) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:54 pm

BECAUSE HE'S AN ASS
KISSER, HE SHOULD NOT BE SUCH
A TOOL, BUT HE IS

SleepyKrew · Post Post #622 (isolation #39) » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:13 pm

We're all great people

SleepyKrew · Post Post #628 (isolation #40) » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:44 pm

Cheese tortellini

SleepyKrew · Post Post #631 (isolation #41) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:00 am

Banana surprise

SleepyKrew · Post Post #633 (isolation #42) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:21 am

Banana surprise
Do I dare ask what this is?
Don't. It's a surprise!

SleepyKrew · Post Post #636 (isolation #43) » Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:56 pm

Refridgerator
Superficiality
This too is one word

SleepyKrew · Post Post #642 (isolation #44) » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:02 am

Post your favourite song:
"Friday" by Rebecca Black
Tasteful Parama

SleepyKrew · Post Post #644 (isolation #45) » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:12 pm

This is a haiku
Hello Captain Obvious

SleepyKrew · Post Post #654 (isolation #46) » Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:59 am

Who says haikus suck?
Well, they have been better, man.
Entirely your fault.

SleepyKrew · Post Post #664 (isolation #47) » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:08 am

Do re mi fatso

SleepyKrew · Post Post #670 (isolation #48) » Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:40 am

Dude, where is the pie?

SleepyKrew · Post Post #676 (isolation #49) » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:40 am

Math is disgusting/Maths are disgusting

SleepyKrew · Post Post #682 (isolation #50) » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:01 pm

Oops my bad sorry

SleepyKrew · Post Post #691 (isolation #51) » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:07 pm

English mother- fuck

SleepyKrew · Post Post #696 (isolation #52) » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:39 pm

Le francais, c'est très
Nique ta mère the whore
I am not a whore!

SleepyKrew · Post Post #698 (isolation #53) » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:59 pm

5-5-5 haiku?!
Blame it on those pesky French

SleepyKrew · Post Post #714 (isolation #54) » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:59 pm

Incoherency
The last line has lots of it
oompa loompa wheeeeeeeeeeeee

SleepyKrew · Post Post #718 (isolation #55) » Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:49 pm

That was amazing

SleepyKrew · Post Post #722 (isolation #56) » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:22 pm

We all agree that
Kublai Khan is cool, but he

SleepyKrew · Post Post #724 (isolation #57) » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:43 pm

Seven is not five

SleepyKrew · Post Post #741 (isolation #58) » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:51 am

Ice cubes in the room
Would only water it down
Single malt, no rocks

SleepyKrew · Post Post #746 (isolation #59) » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:40 pm

I like my coffee
The same way I like my tea

SleepyKrew · Post Post #757 (isolation #60) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:08 am

Bitter irony

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1020 (isolation #61) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:43 am

Still fifth most posts here

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1025 (isolation #62) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:01 am

It's fine, I'm a doc.
A very specialized one.
Syllabdectomy

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1027 (isolation #63) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:12 am

Some mistakes were made
Some sand was kicked in faces

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1032 (isolation #64) » Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:43 am

Counting is not hard

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1034 (isolation #65) » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:47 am

Counting is not hard
One two three four five six eight
See this guy gets it

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1042 (isolation #66) » Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:08 pm

Already stated

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1049 (isolation #67) » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:54 pm

Tuberculosis
Also known as consumption

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1059 (isolation #68) » Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:26 pm

Diamonds, hearts, clubs, spades
Why do we call these things suits?
They can control cash

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1074 (isolation #69) » Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:50 pm

Yesterday I thought
About bumping this here thread

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1085 (isolation #70) » Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:57 pm

Ythan had a stroke

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1088 (isolation #71) » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:29 pm

Please call amberlamps

SleepyKrew · Sun May 11, 2014 12:31 pm

Beep beep boo boo bop
I can't let you do that, Dave

Bicycle built for...

SleepyKrew · Sun May 11, 2014 12:47 pm

Twenty-nine orphans
With a smidge of seasoning

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1100 (isolation #74) » Sun May 11, 2014 9:48 pm

LlamaFluff just died

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1108 (isolation #75) » Wed May 14, 2014 4:42 pm

Trenchcoats in July:
Wearing nothing underneath
Tip your fedora

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1115 (isolation #76) » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:14 am

Very impressive

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1117 (isolation #77) » Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:01 am

Very impressive
Successful thread revival
DERAILMENT GO

SleepyKrew · Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:47 am

GO DERAILMENT GO

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1129 (isolation #79) » Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:41 pm

Pun epitome
Such great pun for everyone
no derailment no

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1136 (isolation #80) » Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:03 pm

I need a doctor

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1165 (isolation #81) » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:31 am

I am very cold.
That sounds like a you problem.

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1197 (isolation #82) » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:43 am

What the fuck, guys? Shame!

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1201 (isolation #83) » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:41 am

1v1v1
Darn split personality

SleepyKrew · Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:48 am

He's whistling my name
Oh Dixie boy, come on home

SleepyKrew · Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:56 am

My mom's spaghetti
And I am ravioli

SleepyKrew · Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:24 pm

Verses with no rhyme
Are a very heinous crime

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1221 (isolation #87) » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:21 am

That was one too much

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1237 (isolation #88) » Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:37 pm

While drunk five is six
And yet seven still ate nine

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1243 (isolation #89) » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:36 pm

Big balls of pure ice
They manage to shrink themselves

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1270 (isolation #90) » Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:34 am

Haikus are pleasant

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1273 (isolation #91) » Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:32 am

An angry pigeon

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1288 (isolation #92) » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:12 pm

J.F.K. was shot

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1314 (isolation #93) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:21 am

Yo mamma so fat
When she posts around GD

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1317 (isolation #94) » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:52 am

Yo mamma so thin
When she posts around GD

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1356 (isolation #95) » Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:28 am

Also is seven

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1370 (isolation #96) » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:51 am

The moon crashes down
Pulleys raise the sun too high

SleepyKrew · Post Post #1381 (isolation #97) » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:37 am

Why must you people

Society is slipping ~

SleepyKrew · Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:01 am

These haikus are shit

~ Slipping. Society is

SleepyKrew · Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:59 am

This is hor-ri-ble